True love? Is totally blind, deaf and dumb in addition to being eighty-four years old.
Hugh Hefner, who's most known for his girlfriends-who-could-be-grandkids, is marrying his latest wife, twenty-four year-old Crystal Harris, without a prenup. Can you imagine? WITHOUT A PRENUP.
Best guess, Hef probably has, what, a good four or five years to go 'til he drops. But at the most? I know with modern science and the invention of cryogenics, things could be stretched a few years longer fo...
If you know anything about her boyfriend, Reg Traviss, and consider him sane, then yes - someone sane IS planning to marry Amy Winehouse.
Reg says:
"Amy and I have been talking about getting married, we are looking to book something very soon. I am thinking of getting something sorted in the next six weeks for the end of the year. I love Amy very much, she's a wonderful, talented, lovely girl."
I agree with you, Reg - I love Amy very much, too, and I'm in concurrence that Amy is a talented girl, no...
The only bit that I happened to see last night was Carrie Underwood performing with Steven Tyler, doing a rendition of Aerosmith's 'Walk This Way,' and guys? I WAS AMAZED. Carrie's cool and all, and it's apparent that she can sing, but Steven Tyler? STEVEN TYLER? Totally smoked the place up. Going on the assumption that he wasn't lip-syncing (and there's a good, big part of me that says he wasn't), boyfriend was AMAZING. Steven Tyler, though he's sometimes often mistaken for a jaded-looking Julia Roberts these days more than anyone else, is a living legend and his voice and on-stage antics are on POINT. And as long as I didn't have to, like, look at his face, I'd still totally bang him. But that's beside the point: because I missed the remainder of the awards last night, I missed the winner's list and the dresses - but fear not: if you missed it, too, and that bothers you, I've got it all right here:
Entertainer of the Year
WINNER: Taylor Swift
Top Male Vocalist
WINNER: Brad Paisley
Top Female Vocalist
WINNER: Miranda Lambert
Top Vocal Duo
WINNER: Sugarland
Top Vocal Group
WINNER: Lady Antebellum
Top New Solo Vocalist
WINNER: Eric Church
Top New Duo or Group
WINNER: The Band Perry
Album of the Year
WINNER: Need You Now
Lady Antebellum
Producers: Lady Antebellum, Paul Worley
Single Record of the Year
WINNER: "The House That Built Me"
Miranda Lambert
Producers: Frank Liddell, Mike Wrucke
Song of the Year
WINNER: "The House That Built Me"
Miranda Lambert
Songwriters: Tom Douglas, Allen Shamblin
Video of the Year
WINNER: "The House That Built Me"
Miranda Lambert
Producer: Trent Hardville
Director: Trey Fanjoy
Vocal Event
"As She's Walking Away"
WINNER: Zac Brown Band featuring Alan Jackson
Producers: Zac Brown, Keith Stegall
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The only bit that I happened to see last night was Carrie Underwood performing with Steven Tyler, doing a rendition of Aerosmith's 'Walk This Way,' and guys? I WAS AMAZED. Carrie's cool and all, and it's apparent that she can sing, but Steven Tyler? STEVEN TYLER? Totally smoked the place up. Going on the assumption that he wasn't lip-syncing (and there's a good, big part of me that says he wasn't), boyfriend was AMAZING. Steven Tyler, though he's sometimes often mistaken for a jaded-looking ...
Remember back when Justin was allegedly cheating on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn? Yes? Right, I never got that either. However, now that Jess is out of the picture and groveling at other actors' feet for a date, Justin has moved along to ANOTHER Olivia, and she's way hotter than Olivia Munn.
Does the name Olivia Wilde ring a bell for you? It should - she's hot and pretty talented. And though she just recently divorced her Italian prince of a husband (no, really, he was Italian and actually was a ...
An out-of-work Jon Hamm is a hot Jon Hamm. [The Superficial]
An absolutely, adorbs deleted scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II - total must-see if you're a HP fan. [Lainey Gossip]
The ten worst movies starring your favorite rappers - and you didn't think it could GET any worse. [Bossip]
Nicki Minaj to open for Britney? [TMZ]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are ENGAGED! [Socialite Life]
Taylor Momsen is a fat bitch. [The Blemish]
WTF is Katy Perry referri...
I know a lot of you are probably all like 'Who the fuck cares?' but I'm actually wondering if this is more of a publicity stunt than anything. A story came up in one of my RSS feeds today, claiming that Spencer Pratt was injured in a hiking accident in Wales this past week, and is in critical condition. The article alludes to head injuries, comas, and the possibility of death. It even shows a blurry photo of a man on a stretcher that may, or may not, be Spencer Pratt.
However? When I investigated this further - checked out...
Is that a jumpsuit that Kourtney Kardashian is rocking? Would you call that a jumpsuit? Because I don't know. Maybe 'baggy unitard' would be a better descriptor. Or, just, you know, 'fucking atrocity made from spandex and polyester in a really unfortunate color.' What color, you ask? 'Camel toe,' of course.
[gallery]...
Did Christina Hendricks get a breast reduction? [The Superficial]
Despite the fact that she's older than dog dirt, Goldie Hawn looks AMAZING. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye West is banging THIS chick? [Bossip]
What celebrity couple just got married and is already is trouble with their marriage? [Cele|Bitchy]
Ever since he lost that ninety pounds of BORING, Bradley Cooper is even hotter. [ICYDK]
Friday Fun: Guess the former pinup model! [The Frisky]
Audrina Patridge's boobs hit the beac...
Absurdity? Generally, I'm all about it. I have a flair for the absurd, just ask anyone who knows me personally. I'm the type of chick who'll go grocery shopping, alone or even with another person, and will make animal noises throughout the empty aisles to see the reactions of the other shoppers in the other aisles. Loud, inappropriate noises at random times are, like, the best.
The only thing that really tops that? When you get candid shots of half-naked celebrities in your inbox firs...
So, I'm sure you guys heard the song a fucking-bajillion times already, but this is the video for Katy Perry's new single, E.T., which features Kanye West.
The song itself isn't horrible (I mean, I listened to it once, and I plan to, like, not do that again), but the video? Is just plain weird. I mean, is it Independence Day? Is it Wall-E? Is she kissing a black man-alien? Because you just KNOW that the Reverend Mama Perry is probably against interracial dating, too, right along with being against other insane things like boobs, dancing, dem gayz, and soda. />
So, I'm sure you guys heard the song a fucking-bajillion times already, but this is the video for Katy Perry's new single, E.T., which features Kanye West.
The song itself isn't horrible (I mean, I listened to it once, and I plan to, like, not do that again), but the video? Is just plain weird. I mean, is it Independence Day? Is it Wall-E? Is she kissing a black man-alien? Because you just KNOW that the Reverend Mama Perry is probably against interracial dating, too, right along with being against other insane things like boobs, dancing, de...
According to eyewitnesses, Ashlee Simpson appears to be getting ready to put the 'Wentz' back into the 'Simpson-Wentz' of her last name.
The couple and their son were photographed yesterday at a mall in LA getting Starbucks, and the pictures that were taken suggest that there's some reconciling going on in this broken marriage. As you can see, Ashlee and Pete are holding hands, and correct me if I'm wrong, if you're getting a divorce, or trying to work out a solid separation, you don't generally go ...
So earlier this week, Lady Gaga had a big old birthday party for herself at an upscale LA club, and hoards of celebrities were in attendance, including Adam Lambert. I guess it's no surprise that Adam and Gaga would get along notoriously, as their music is kind of similar and both Adam and Gaga idolize Elton John, so if worse came to worst, they could skip the party altogether and do killer renditions of 'Rocket Man' at some random burlesque-karaoke digs, right?
Well, not really: Adam was actually a plus-one of the Scissor Siste...
True love? Is totally blind, deaf and dumb in addition to being eighty-four years old.
Hugh Hefner, who's most known for his girlfriends-who-could-be-grandkids, is marrying his latest wife, twenty-four year-old Crystal Harris, without a prenup. Can you imagine? WITHOUT A PRENUP.
Best guess, Hef probably has, what, a good four or five years to go 'til he drops. But at the most? I know with modern science and the invention of cryogenics, things could be stretched a few years longer fo...
If you know anything about her boyfriend, Reg Traviss, and consider him sane, then yes - someone sane IS planning to marry Amy Winehouse.
Reg says:
"Amy and I have been talking about getting married, we are looking to book something very soon. I am thinking of getting something sorted in the next six weeks for the end of the year. I love Amy very much, she's a wonderful, talented, lovely girl."
I agree with you, Reg - I love Amy very much, too, and I'm in concurrence that Amy is a talented girl, no...
Remember back when Justin was allegedly cheating on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn? Yes? Right, I never got that either. However, now that Jess is out of the picture and groveling at other actors' feet for a date, Justin has moved along to ANOTHER Olivia, and she's way hotter than Olivia Munn.
Does the name Olivia Wilde ring a bell for you? It should - she's hot and pretty talented. And though she just recently divorced her Italian prince of a husband (no, really, he was Italian and actually was a ...
An out-of-work Jon Hamm is a hot Jon Hamm. [The Superficial]
An absolutely, adorbs deleted scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II - total must-see if you're a HP fan. [Lainey Gossip]
The ten worst movies starring your favorite rappers - and you didn't think it could GET any worse. [Bossip]
Nicki Minaj to open for Britney? [TMZ]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are ENGAGED! [Socialite Life]
Taylor Momsen is a fat bitch. [The Blemish]
WTF is Katy Perry referri...
I know a lot of you are probably all like 'Who the fuck cares?' but I'm actually wondering if this is more of a publicity stunt than anything. A story came up in one of my RSS feeds today, claiming that Spencer Pratt was injured in a hiking accident in Wales this past week, and is in critical condition. The article alludes to head injuries, comas, and the possibility of death. It even shows a blurry photo of a man on a stretcher that may, or may not, be Spencer Pratt.
However? When I investigated this further - checked out...
Is that a jumpsuit that Kourtney Kardashian is rocking? Would you call that a jumpsuit? Because I don't know. Maybe 'baggy unitard' would be a better descriptor. Or, just, you know, 'fucking atrocity made from spandex and polyester in a really unfortunate color.' What color, you ask? 'Camel toe,' of course.
[gallery]...
Did Christina Hendricks get a breast reduction? [The Superficial]
Despite the fact that she's older than dog dirt, Goldie Hawn looks AMAZING. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye West is banging THIS chick? [Bossip]
What celebrity couple just got married and is already is trouble with their marriage? [Cele|Bitchy]
Ever since he lost that ninety pounds of BORING, Bradley Cooper is even hotter. [ICYDK]
Friday Fun: Guess the former pinup model! [The Frisky]
Audrina Patridge's boobs hit the beac...
Absurdity? Generally, I'm all about it. I have a flair for the absurd, just ask anyone who knows me personally. I'm the type of chick who'll go grocery shopping, alone or even with another person, and will make animal noises throughout the empty aisles to see the reactions of the other shoppers in the other aisles. Loud, inappropriate noises at random times are, like, the best.
The only thing that really tops that? When you get candid shots of half-naked celebrities in your inbox firs...
According to eyewitnesses, Ashlee Simpson appears to be getting ready to put the 'Wentz' back into the 'Simpson-Wentz' of her last name.
The couple and their son were photographed yesterday at a mall in LA getting Starbucks, and the pictures that were taken suggest that there's some reconciling going on in this broken marriage. As you can see, Ashlee and Pete are holding hands, and correct me if I'm wrong, if you're getting a divorce, or trying to work out a solid separation, you don't generally go ...
So earlier this week, Lady Gaga had a big old birthday party for herself at an upscale LA club, and hoards of celebrities were in attendance, including Adam Lambert. I guess it's no surprise that Adam and Gaga would get along notoriously, as their music is kind of similar and both Adam and Gaga idolize Elton John, so if worse came to worst, they could skip the party altogether and do killer renditions of 'Rocket Man' at some random burlesque-karaoke digs, right?
Well, not really: Adam was actually a plus-one of the Scissor Siste...