Miley and Charlie = true love forever. [The Superficial]
I'd hate to sit next to this sweaty, leather pants-wearing bitch on a six-hour flight. [Lainey Gossip]
Rosie O'Donnell thinks most of you are racist. OK, probably ALL of you. [Bossip]
Lindsay to be a villain in the new Superman movie? [Right Celebrity]
Keanu Reeves dishes on Bill and Ted 3. [Socialite Life]
Audrina Patridge has totally got you by the balls. [Caught on Set]
Hey, here's some more nude Lady Gaga for you g...
Alright, guys!
Today is the official beginning of the Evil Beet Caption This Contests. You've all done awesome things in the practice runs, and we're looking forward to sending you some free crap if you score well on these, going forward.
Rules: For consideration, your caption must appear in the comments section by Sunday, April 9th at 11:59 PM ET. You can enter as many times as you like, but be warned: if your first caption sucks, your second, third, and fourth probably will, too. The ...
So when I was a lot younger, I had this obsession with Aerosmith, specifically the song 'Angel,' so this video? It totally SPEAKS to me. It makes me want to curl up on a twin-sized bed to reminisce about the boys I used to swoon over in middle school. This song would, of course, be playing in the background, and then I'd jam out with my girlfriends of yesteryear in a bedroom filled with blacklight posters, lava lamps, and beanbag chairs (no I didn't grow up in the seventies, I was just always that. cool).
I know this unicorn really kind of seems like a heartbreaker, but I'd still rather take my chances with the unicorn over Sarah Silverman and her grimy hooves any day. />
So when I was a lot younger, I had this obsession with Aerosmith, specifically the song 'Angel,' so this video? It totally SPEAKS to me. It makes me want to curl up on a twin-sized bed to reminisce about the boys I used to swoon over in middle school. This song would, of course, be playing in the background, and then I'd jam out with my girlfriends of yesteryear in a bedroom filled with blacklight posters, lava lamps, and beanbag chairs (no I didn't grow up in the seventies, I was just always t...
The Situation has a situation with his teeth - it's called 'WTF's a dentist?' [The Superficial]
Wait ... so The-Dream and Christina Milian are making out now? What the fuck did I miss? [Bossip]
When celebrities endorse odd products. [Lainey Gossip]
And this is who will be replacing Katie Couric. [TMZ]
January Jones strips down to practically nothing. [ICYDK]
Bret Michaels has a crush on Kim Kardashian. [Socialite Life]
Ashley Judd goes into detail about childhood abuse, mole...
So if you were watching DWTS last night, you saw that Maksim and Kirstie did a joint bite-it on the dance floor. Maks took the blame for the whole thing, claiming that his thigh had given out, and that's the story that I'm sticking with, too.
I don't really follow the show all that much, other than checking out some quick morning-after recaps, but Kirstie is a favorite for me, and I won't let anything - even weak, flappy man-thighs - get in the way of my respect and admiration for Kirstie and her dancing skills this season. This chick deserves to win for a multitude of reasons, even aside from the blazing fact that girlfriend can DANCE.
Quit your bellyaching and go do some squats or something, Maks, for real. />
So if you were watching DWTS last night, you saw that Maksim and Kirstie did a joint bite-it on the dance floor. Maks took the blame for the whole thing, claiming that his thigh had given out, and that's the story that I'm sticking with, too.
I don't really follow the show all that much, other than checking out some quick morning-after recaps, but Kirstie is a favorite for me, and I won't let anything - even weak, flappy man-thighs - get in the way of my respect and admiration for Kirstie...
So LeAnn Rimes sang the National Anthem at last night's NCAA game in Houston, Texas, and her wardrobe choice (OK, OK - and her legs, too) did nothing to quash the rumors that she's continuing her drastic weight-loss tour of 2011.
LeAnn's been looking wicked thin as of late, and there are a few ideas going around as to why: 1) Boyfriend Eddie Cibrian supposedly likes 'em scary-skinny, 2) LeAnn's trying to look her 'best' for the couple's upcoming wedding, or 3) LeAnn's stressed out and worried that...
"The set was a little much. It was grimy and gross and it felt like there was poop everywhere when there wasn't. It was sweat and it was disgusting sometimes ... [I] tough it out."
Britney Spears, discussing the set for her latest video, and imagining poop in every place that it probably would never be.
I remember a time, fondly, when Britney wouldn't be caught dead UTTERING the word poop, and now she's pretending that it's all around her in some sort of twisted, fecal fantasy. If this is the k...
Wow. Well this was definitely one of the most ridiculous, and amusing, and ridiculous, things I've ever seen.
I haven't really jumped on the Charlie Sheen bandwagon, for fear of encouraging someone with apparent mental illness and personal problems, but damn. If Charlie keeps up like this, he MIGHT just have yet another Twitter follower. This kind of shit is right up my alley.
'POOF, you're a gadfly!' />
Wow. Well this was definitely one of the most ridiculous, and amusing, and ridiculous, things I've ever seen.
I haven't really jumped on the Charlie Sheen bandwagon, for fear of encouraging someone with apparent mental illness and personal problems, but damn. If Charlie keeps up like this, he MIGHT just have yet another Twitter follower. This kind of shit is right up my alley.
'POOF, you're a gadfly!' ...
Denise Richards in a bikini: #winning. [The Superficial]
VIDEO: Woman born with two vaginas (OK, it's gotta be done again, sorry): #WINNING. [Bossip]
When the exes of one man unite, total hotness ensues. [Lainey Gossip]
Selena Gomez and the Bieber to sing a duet? [Earsucker]
Snooki goes crazy, attacks some bitch. [TMZ]
Is Lindsay Lohan going to play Sharon Tate in a new movie? [ICYDK]
Did Audrina Patridge get another boob job? [The Blemish]
J. Lo on the set of her ne...
OK, well that's a big of an exaggeration, but what I REALLY meant was 'have sex with a girl that's SUPPOSED to be Miley Cyrus, but is way hotter and doesn't have the horrendous gawpy gums or that honking laugh, so I guess in reality is nothing LIKE Miley Cyrus.' I guess just the name is enough for some people - the fine, fine folks at Pipedream have dreamed up 'Finally Miley,' a Miley-like sex doll that's only really Miley-like if you count the token plaid shirt and the bad, odd-colored hair.
...
It's like that old saying, 'I'm only a drug-addict when I sense meth in the city,' or whatever: Lindsay Lohan claims that she's still sober, and while 'sober' to most alcoholics would roughly translate to 'no personal consumption of alcohol,' it means 'only consuming alcohol during hours and hours of dinner' to Lindsay Lohan.
Eyewitnesses at a restaurant in New York City spotted Lindsay imbibing on wine this past weekend during a dinner with her family, so yup - Lindsay's completely and tot...
Breaking news: Charlie Sheen is officially sad. [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson's latest bang-piece in all of his, um, glory. [Lainey Gossip]
Here's the video that Barack Obama hopes will get him re-elected in 2012. [Bossip]
Crazy or not, with this body? I'd still totally do her. [Yeeeah]
Why is Betty White flipping gang signs? [Pajiba]
Jordana Brewster should never wear anything but a bikini. Thank you, Maxim. [IDLYITW]
Matthew Morrison is totally gay. [Amy Grin...
Miley and Charlie = true love forever. [The Superficial]
I'd hate to sit next to this sweaty, leather pants-wearing bitch on a six-hour flight. [Lainey Gossip]
Rosie O'Donnell thinks most of you are racist. OK, probably ALL of you. [Bossip]
Lindsay to be a villain in the new Superman movie? [Right Celebrity]
Keanu Reeves dishes on Bill and Ted 3. [Socialite Life]
Audrina Patridge has totally got you by the balls. [Caught on Set]
Hey, here's some more nude Lady Gaga for you g...
Alright, guys!
Today is the official beginning of the Evil Beet Caption This Contests. You've all done awesome things in the practice runs, and we're looking forward to sending you some free crap if you score well on these, going forward.
Rules: For consideration, your caption must appear in the comments section by Sunday, April 9th at 11:59 PM ET. You can enter as many times as you like, but be warned: if your first caption sucks, your second, third, and fourth probably will, too. The ...
The Situation has a situation with his teeth - it's called 'WTF's a dentist?' [The Superficial]
Wait ... so The-Dream and Christina Milian are making out now? What the fuck did I miss? [Bossip]
When celebrities endorse odd products. [Lainey Gossip]
And this is who will be replacing Katie Couric. [TMZ]
January Jones strips down to practically nothing. [ICYDK]
Bret Michaels has a crush on Kim Kardashian. [Socialite Life]
Ashley Judd goes into detail about childhood abuse, mole...
So LeAnn Rimes sang the National Anthem at last night's NCAA game in Houston, Texas, and her wardrobe choice (OK, OK - and her legs, too) did nothing to quash the rumors that she's continuing her drastic weight-loss tour of 2011.
LeAnn's been looking wicked thin as of late, and there are a few ideas going around as to why: 1) Boyfriend Eddie Cibrian supposedly likes 'em scary-skinny, 2) LeAnn's trying to look her 'best' for the couple's upcoming wedding, or 3) LeAnn's stressed out and worried that...
"The set was a little much. It was grimy and gross and it felt like there was poop everywhere when there wasn't. It was sweat and it was disgusting sometimes ... [I] tough it out."
Britney Spears, discussing the set for her latest video, and imagining poop in every place that it probably would never be.
I remember a time, fondly, when Britney wouldn't be caught dead UTTERING the word poop, and now she's pretending that it's all around her in some sort of twisted, fecal fantasy. If this is the k...
Denise Richards in a bikini: #winning. [The Superficial]
VIDEO: Woman born with two vaginas (OK, it's gotta be done again, sorry): #WINNING. [Bossip]
When the exes of one man unite, total hotness ensues. [Lainey Gossip]
Selena Gomez and the Bieber to sing a duet? [Earsucker]
Snooki goes crazy, attacks some bitch. [TMZ]
Is Lindsay Lohan going to play Sharon Tate in a new movie? [ICYDK]
Did Audrina Patridge get another boob job? [The Blemish]
J. Lo on the set of her ne...
OK, well that's a big of an exaggeration, but what I REALLY meant was 'have sex with a girl that's SUPPOSED to be Miley Cyrus, but is way hotter and doesn't have the horrendous gawpy gums or that honking laugh, so I guess in reality is nothing LIKE Miley Cyrus.' I guess just the name is enough for some people - the fine, fine folks at Pipedream have dreamed up 'Finally Miley,' a Miley-like sex doll that's only really Miley-like if you count the token plaid shirt and the bad, odd-colored hair.
...
It's like that old saying, 'I'm only a drug-addict when I sense meth in the city,' or whatever: Lindsay Lohan claims that she's still sober, and while 'sober' to most alcoholics would roughly translate to 'no personal consumption of alcohol,' it means 'only consuming alcohol during hours and hours of dinner' to Lindsay Lohan.
Eyewitnesses at a restaurant in New York City spotted Lindsay imbibing on wine this past weekend during a dinner with her family, so yup - Lindsay's completely and tot...
Breaking news: Charlie Sheen is officially sad. [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson's latest bang-piece in all of his, um, glory. [Lainey Gossip]
Here's the video that Barack Obama hopes will get him re-elected in 2012. [Bossip]
Crazy or not, with this body? I'd still totally do her. [Yeeeah]
Why is Betty White flipping gang signs? [Pajiba]
Jordana Brewster should never wear anything but a bikini. Thank you, Maxim. [IDLYITW]
Matthew Morrison is totally gay. [Amy Grin...