So this past Tuesday was the 17th death anniversary of Nirvana's Kurt Cobain, and for me, it kind of passed without much notice. My husband is a hardcore Nirvana fan and I am not (sometimes I wonder what I see in him at all - I'm totally kidding, he's really great in bed), and we were talking yesterday about how fucking old we both felt knowing that Kurt Cobain was made to eat a gun almost two decades ago. Old, right? OLD.
Anyway, 30 Seconds to Mars' Jared Leto (or if you remember Kurt Cobain's 'suicide,' My So-Called Life's Jared Leto) did some kind of pseudo-audition tape for a Kurt Cobain biopic that he's hoping will be made so he could star in it. This? Was the result. I actually thought it was pretty good.
What do you guys think of Leto as Cobain? I mean, I always thought Jared was a pretty OK actor, and really, who would do nineties-grunge better than Jordan Catalano (aside from Kurt Cobain, but guys? He's dead). Love it? Hate it? Are you still crying about Cobain today? />
So this past Tuesday was the 17th death anniversary of Nirvana's Kurt Cobain, and for me, it kind of passed without much notice. My husband is a hardcore Nirvana fan and I am not (sometimes I wonder what I see in him at all - I'm totally kidding, he's really great in bed), and we were talking yesterday about how fucking old we both felt knowing that Kurt Cobain was made to eat a gun almost two decades ago. Old, right? OLD.
Anyway, 30 Seconds to Mars' Jared Leto (or if you remember Kurt...
So I don't know if you guys heard or not, but Heidi Montag is supposed to be starring in a new reality show alongside The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka, the social (but way hotter) equivalent to Spencer Pratt. It's supposed to be something about a bunch of tools opening a restaurant, but I have a feeling that it's going to be way more than something that simple. You'll all have to fill me in, because I'm certain I'm going to have better things to do - like re-oiling my dutch oven or something.
Check out Heidi in the g...
I mean, wasn't that one of the reasons that he and Rachel McAdams split to begin with? Because he thought she was selling out, and he was trying to stay hip and cool in the indie film industry? I mean, fuck, you won't hear me complain too much: you can only watch Lars and the Real Girl so many times before your soul cries for the caliber of movie like The Notebook again, so I understand, Ryan. Everybody needs a paycheck, and now you should get back together with Rachel McAdams so she doesn't marry that goon-looking dude that molests her in public because he's shocked and amazed that he can get such a hot chick. Now's your chance, man, move on in!
Oh, and hell's bells, doesn't this movie look just SUPER?! />
I mean, wasn't that one of the reasons that he and Rachel McAdams split to begin with? Because he thought she was selling out, and he was trying to stay hip and cool in the indie film industry? I mean, fuck, you won't hear me complain too much: you can only watch Lars and the Real Girl so many times before your soul cries for the caliber of movie like The Notebook again, so I understand, Ryan. Everybody needs a paycheck, and now you should get back together with Rachel McAdams so she doesn't...
The Teen Moms really need to just stay home and take care of their kids, and stop parading around in bikinis from Walmart, you know? [The Superficial]
Helen Mirren and Russell Brand: why are they so fucking creepy? [Lainey Gossip]
FBI files are pointing to one man for the Biggie Smalls murder. [Bossip]
Jennifer Garner looks much better without that parasite Ben Affleck. [ICYDK]
Is Jessica Alba going to be a math teacher? [Pajiba]
Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis as a goddess, she says ......
You will probably get sued for #winning soon. [The Superficial]
Is Gwyneth Paltrow priming Taylor Swift to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow? [Lainey Gossip]
Medical marijuana to be overturned because of some douche? [Bossip]
Jared Leto pretends to be Kurt Cobain. [ICYDK]
Tina Fey's new book, Bossy Pants, releases today. [Betty Confidential]
Olivia Wilde denies banging Justin Timberlake. [Amy Grindhouse]
One woman went as far as to vajazzle her genital warts. Yup, honey, nothing says ...
Oh Gaga, how I tire of you. I know that you're, like, a big superstar and everything, and your music has got a cult-like following, but I just don't see the appeal. I don't understand the weird costumes, the pseudo-controversial, passive-aggressive music, or the idea that you'd fry your hair so badly that it'd start falling out. Just. does not. compute.
So anyway, for all of you Gaga-lovers out there (um, Mom), here's some more photos of the Lady posing in weird poses, wearing odd clothing, and rocking those odd points in her face that you all seem to love so much.
Ta!
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So for quite awhile now, I've been saying that there's some underlying issues going on between Eddie and LeAnn, and I think these pictures of the couple leaving Texas after the basketball game are further proof that there's some major drama going down in their private lives.
Between LeAnn Tweeting relationship advice quips, and the dramatic weight loss that everyone around her is ignoring, I don't think it's much of a stretch to say that girlfriend is forcing her happy faces and trying to loo...
Brad Pitt - wasted in public. [The Superficial]
... So does this mean that Angelina's pregnant again? [Lainey Gossip]
Usher's whatever is still blaming others for her plastic surgery mistakes. [Bossip]
Jake Gyllenhaal's new girlfriend spotted. [The Blemish]
Charlie Sheen gets the O. [TMZ]
Aaand people are STILL whining about Kurt Cobain's death almost twenty years later. [Right Celebrity TV]
What's the sexiest thing about Kim Kardashian's boyfriend? [Huffington Post]
VIDEO: Robert Pattinson naked and having sex? [Celebuzz]
Celebrity yearbook photos: the chi...
DAMN, babies. How does this woman stay upright? Girlfriend's kind of made of small frame to begin with, so it's gotta be hell getting up out of bed in the morning. I remember, back in the day when I was pregnant, how hard it was for me to pull myself out of bed in the morning - and I was only carrying ONE child inside.
Mariah, way into the duration of her pregnancy, claims that though she was nervous to do the celebrity-obligatory bare-ass naked pregnancy shoot with Life & Style, sh...
So for all of you who've been waiting with bated breath, Brit's latest video is here, and I have to say, even as the eternal cynical critic - the video's pretty great and Britney looks positively HOT in it. The song still sucks, but hey - two out of three ain't bad, right?
Do you guys dig it? Thoughts? />
So for all of you who've been waiting with bated breath, Brit's latest video is here, and I have to say, even as the eternal cynical critic - the video's pretty great and Britney looks positively HOT in it. The song still sucks, but hey - two out of three ain't bad, right?
Do you guys dig it? Thoughts? ...
Does anyone still really care about Gwen Stefani, outside of her friends and family? I mean, like, is she still as revered as she was back in the late nineties when she was crazy-edgy and post-nosejob alluring and whatever else? I always thought No Doubt was cool, and that Gwen had a, um, unique singing voice. However? When that 'B-a-n-a-n-a-s' business came out a few years back, I sort of lost all respect for both Gwen AND the Abercrombie model I was dating at the time, because he though...
But it's really no way to hold up the premature, double, sagging chin that sometimes goes along with becoming a young alcoholic.
Our gal Lindsay was photographed at a taco or oyster eatery last night, doing her best impersonation of an elite, sober A-list actress. And hey - at least she was TRYING.
Get a new signature pose, Lindsay. This one kind of freaks me out if I stare at the pictures too long.
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