Alright, guys! Today is the first round of weekly winners for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check them out, and if you're the winner, I'll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
To the rest, keep at it - I'll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The week's winner on last week's Charlie Sheen photo: LegalEase
"No, seriously guys…I once had ...
Man if this isn't the hit of summer '11, I don't know what will be.
Above you see Snoop and his latest protege, 'Rico,' who's the heterosexual equivalent of the sassy gay friend. Except he's a squirrel. And he's skeevy. And not at all photogenically blessed. So in reality, I guess Rico's nothing like the sassy gay friend, aside from the fact that he's got some suave fashion sense. Rico Suave. (You asked for it.) />
Man if this isn't the hit of summer '11, I don't know what will be.
Above you see Snoop and his latest protege, 'Rico,' who's the heterosexual equivalent of the sassy gay friend. Except he's a squirrel. And he's skeevy. And not at all photogenically blessed. So in reality, I guess Rico's nothing like the sassy gay friend, aside from the fact that he's got some suave fashion sense. Rico Suave. (You asked for it.) ...
For all of those who said Selma Blair was fat. [The Superficial]
Rihanna does a Britney remix. [Bossip]
The Situation is driving a Ferrari now. Aren't you kicking yourself that you didn't hook up with him that night at the shore? [TMZ]
Robin Wright (Penn) rocking one of the worst haircuts a woman can get. [Lainey Gossip]
So, what, Dita von Teese is dating Brendan Fraser or something? [ICYDK]
The first photos of Tina Fey's baby bump. [Socialite Life]
Kirstie Alley has another mishap on DWTS. [Huffington Post]
Now that Billy Ray and Tish are back together, Miley's raising her younger sibling...
So Tori Spelling, huh? In the news now, what, twice in a ten days? It's gotta be some kind of record for girlfriend! Last week you saw photos of a healthy-looking Tori, and even some of you in the comments claimed that she was probably pregnant. Well guess what - ding ding ding! - you were right!
Tori and her husband Dean confirmed through Twitter last night that she is carrying child number three for the couple. It doesn't come entirely as a surprise, as she's been photographed wearing baggy dresses for some time now, and actually looks like she's been d...
Remember when Rod Stewart's daughter, Kimberly, was sort of bad-relevant for a minute, back when she was friends with Paris Hilton? Well, after dumping Paris to the side of the road for better friends, Kimberly Stewart's gone and hit the jackpot - Benicio del Toro is going to father her child. I mean, maybe. He's definitely the father OF her unborn child, but we'll see if the Bull is up to the task of being a dad. He's the one who definitely has a taste for much younger women: Scarlett Johansson...
I remember totally hating on Kate Bosworth when she was dating Orlando Bloom. I was young, naive, and didn't understand that aside from her acting career and occasional boning-of-Orlando Bloom, she was just like a lot of other women: a bleached blonde with a perky nose and tits. And really, isn't that just what she is, all these years later? I mean, aside from the Alexander Skarsgard thing?
(She does have pretty nice ... arms, though, I'll give her that much.)
Some of the photos in the g...
So here's Anne Hathaway rocking some seriously nerdy glasses. But what I want to is when nerdy became the new cool and when cool became last year's it-thing. Because I seriously had these exact same glasses in sixth grade I think, and even though I thought they were cutting-edge, funky, and cool, a lot of kids didn't share the same sentiment. The glasses were known as 'nerdy' and 'geeky.' Needless to say, I rocked those glasses hard, and didn't give a damn about the fact that some of my peer...
“If you are going through that dark period, go to your family and closest friends. Don’t put yourself in danger. It’s very crucial that you get your feelings out - but don’t ever inflict harm on your own body because your body is so sacred. I wish I could tell every young girl with an eating disorder, or who has harmed herself in any way, that she’s worthy of life and that her life has meaning. You can overcome and get through anything. ... there have [recently] been times when I defi...
LeAnn Rimes - going further off the deep end? [The Superficial]
Kanye West spotted with his new lady love in Paris. [Bossip]
Who's getting married in eighteen days? [Lainey Gossip]
Is Charlie Sheen paying for fans' 'Winning!' tattoos? [Earsucker]
Britney Spears signs Nicki Minaj to her tour! [TMZ]
Fergie taking a break from her career to have kids? [ICYDK]
Apparently Mila Kunis will NOT be one of Charlie Sheen's goddesses. [The Blemish]
Joshua Jackson is actually looking pretty hot on the set of Fringe. [Caught on Set]
Was Kate Hudson drinking ...
It's no secret that Carrie Underwood came from a Christian family, but unlike Katy Perry's mildly over-the-top mom, Carrie's a little more laid back and approachable about her faith. Carrie recently interviewed with Fox 411 and discussed her spirituality, and her upcoming role in new movie Soul Surfer, a movie about a female surfer who, in a freak accident, loses most of her arm to a shark attack and seeks refuge from a faith-based counselor, played by Carrie.
Carrie on how ingrained her faith ...
You know, some people hear 'Planned Parenthood' and automatically think 'abortions,' 'encouraging teen sex,' and 'fuck you, mom, I'm gonna do what I want,' but in reality, Planned Parenthood is much, much more than that, and if the government has anything to say about it, it'll be gone before we know it.
Although I think Scarlett Johansson probably did this because her new diddle-partner, Sean Penn, put a bug in her ear, I'm totally in agreement with everything she said. Eliminating government funding for Planned Parenthood WOULD be totally detrimental to the nation's men and women who, frankly, aren't lucky enough to be able to have a full-time job with benefits, or are able to fork over the three-hundred bucks a month for a health care plan of their own that doesn't pay for shit for the first year anyway. Stopping monies for PP would be just as crazy as, I don't know, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn playing with a pork sword in a hotel room somewhere. And apparently? Crazy things happen sometimes. />
You know, some people hear 'Planned Parenthood' and automatically think 'abortions,' 'encouraging teen sex,' and 'fuck you, mom, I'm gonna do what I want,' but in reality, Planned Parenthood is much, much more than that, and if the government has anything to say about it, it'll be gone before we know it.
Although I think Scarlett Johansson probably did this because her new diddle-partner, Sean Penn, put a bug in her ear, I'm totally in agreement with everything she said. Eliminating gove...
The capacity for amazing that Kim Kardashian's ass holds always surprises me. [The Superficial]
Who should play Tom Buchanan in The Great Gatsby? Definitely this guy. [Lainey Gossip]
Did Tila Tequila settle down with a 'real' man, or has this dude just lost his mind? [Bossip]
Tori Spelling is doing a right bang-up job parenting. [Yeeeah]
Michael Shannon cast in Man of Steel? [Pajiba]
Just try to guess how much The Situation is worth. You're going. to fucking. die. [IDLYITW]
Reese Wither...
Alright, guys! Today is the first round of weekly winners for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check them out, and if you're the winner, I'll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
To the rest, keep at it - I'll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The week's winner on last week's Charlie Sheen photo: LegalEase
"No, seriously guys…I once had ...
For all of those who said Selma Blair was fat. [The Superficial]
Rihanna does a Britney remix. [Bossip]
The Situation is driving a Ferrari now. Aren't you kicking yourself that you didn't hook up with him that night at the shore? [TMZ]
Robin Wright (Penn) rocking one of the worst haircuts a woman can get. [Lainey Gossip]
So, what, Dita von Teese is dating Brendan Fraser or something? [ICYDK]
The first photos of Tina Fey's baby bump. [Socialite Life]
Kirstie Alley has another mishap on DWTS. [Huffington Post]
Now that Billy Ray and Tish are back together, Miley's raising her younger sibling...
So Tori Spelling, huh? In the news now, what, twice in a ten days? It's gotta be some kind of record for girlfriend! Last week you saw photos of a healthy-looking Tori, and even some of you in the comments claimed that she was probably pregnant. Well guess what - ding ding ding! - you were right!
Tori and her husband Dean confirmed through Twitter last night that she is carrying child number three for the couple. It doesn't come entirely as a surprise, as she's been photographed wearing baggy dresses for some time now, and actually looks like she's been d...
Remember when Rod Stewart's daughter, Kimberly, was sort of bad-relevant for a minute, back when she was friends with Paris Hilton? Well, after dumping Paris to the side of the road for better friends, Kimberly Stewart's gone and hit the jackpot - Benicio del Toro is going to father her child. I mean, maybe. He's definitely the father OF her unborn child, but we'll see if the Bull is up to the task of being a dad. He's the one who definitely has a taste for much younger women: Scarlett Johansson...
I remember totally hating on Kate Bosworth when she was dating Orlando Bloom. I was young, naive, and didn't understand that aside from her acting career and occasional boning-of-Orlando Bloom, she was just like a lot of other women: a bleached blonde with a perky nose and tits. And really, isn't that just what she is, all these years later? I mean, aside from the Alexander Skarsgard thing?
(She does have pretty nice ... arms, though, I'll give her that much.)
Some of the photos in the g...
So here's Anne Hathaway rocking some seriously nerdy glasses. But what I want to is when nerdy became the new cool and when cool became last year's it-thing. Because I seriously had these exact same glasses in sixth grade I think, and even though I thought they were cutting-edge, funky, and cool, a lot of kids didn't share the same sentiment. The glasses were known as 'nerdy' and 'geeky.' Needless to say, I rocked those glasses hard, and didn't give a damn about the fact that some of my peer...
“If you are going through that dark period, go to your family and closest friends. Don’t put yourself in danger. It’s very crucial that you get your feelings out - but don’t ever inflict harm on your own body because your body is so sacred. I wish I could tell every young girl with an eating disorder, or who has harmed herself in any way, that she’s worthy of life and that her life has meaning. You can overcome and get through anything. ... there have [recently] been times when I defi...
LeAnn Rimes - going further off the deep end? [The Superficial]
Kanye West spotted with his new lady love in Paris. [Bossip]
Who's getting married in eighteen days? [Lainey Gossip]
Is Charlie Sheen paying for fans' 'Winning!' tattoos? [Earsucker]
Britney Spears signs Nicki Minaj to her tour! [TMZ]
Fergie taking a break from her career to have kids? [ICYDK]
Apparently Mila Kunis will NOT be one of Charlie Sheen's goddesses. [The Blemish]
Joshua Jackson is actually looking pretty hot on the set of Fringe. [Caught on Set]
Was Kate Hudson drinking ...
It's no secret that Carrie Underwood came from a Christian family, but unlike Katy Perry's mildly over-the-top mom, Carrie's a little more laid back and approachable about her faith. Carrie recently interviewed with Fox 411 and discussed her spirituality, and her upcoming role in new movie Soul Surfer, a movie about a female surfer who, in a freak accident, loses most of her arm to a shark attack and seeks refuge from a faith-based counselor, played by Carrie.
Carrie on how ingrained her faith ...
The capacity for amazing that Kim Kardashian's ass holds always surprises me. [The Superficial]
Who should play Tom Buchanan in The Great Gatsby? Definitely this guy. [Lainey Gossip]
Did Tila Tequila settle down with a 'real' man, or has this dude just lost his mind? [Bossip]
Tori Spelling is doing a right bang-up job parenting. [Yeeeah]
Michael Shannon cast in Man of Steel? [Pajiba]
Just try to guess how much The Situation is worth. You're going. to fucking. die. [IDLYITW]
Reese Wither...