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So Let’s Guess What ‘YRB’ Stands for With Regard to Paris Hilton

photo of paris hilton on cover of yrb magazine pictures photos This should be fun. I'm thinking, like, 'Yeasty, rank beaver.' Or maybe 'Your rotted bits.' 'Yuppie-rich bigot'? It's up in the air. I'm going to have to mull this one over for a little while. If you're feeling creative, figure it out and let me know, won't you? Anyway, Paris Hilton was photographed for the cover of YRB, the same magazine that did the weird Khloe Kardashian fetish shoot that made me think of Jack Links beef jerky for some obscure reason, so I'm not going to really ask any ...

I Wonder if Lindsay Lohan Has Any Idea How Stupid She Looks, But I’m Thinking ‘No.’

photo of lindsay lohan and victoria gotti pictures movie photos So that Gotti movie that John Travolta is in? Remember how Lindsay was possibly, maybe being considered for the role of Victoria Gotti? Well, even though nothing's official (read: so far from official that it's laughable that Lindsay was even AT this press conference), Lindsay showed up at the Gotti: Three Generations conference held yesterday looking ... alright, looking exactly the way you'd picture a young Victoria Gotti to look.  You win. Anyway, my first thought about this entire thi...

Quotables

photo of neve campbell and courteney cox pictures photos scream 4 premiere “Her life is pretty dull and she wants some excitement. She’s been married to Dewey for like 10 years. She’s been writing books. She’s completely tapped out and going through a major dry spell." Courteney Cox, talking about her Scream 4 character, Gale Weathers. Is this art imitating life, or life imitating art? As y'all know, Cox is in the middle of a separation with husband, David Arquette, who also stars in the upcoming Scream movie. Can you imagine how bad that's gotta suck? I mean...

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Widest Ass in Hollywood or Just Really Unfortunate Pants?

photo of jennifer love hewitt fat wide ass weight gain pictures photos Honestly speaking, Jennifer Love Hewitt's bottom half could begin resembling Jabba the Hutt's, and I still think she'd be totally smoking hot. I mean that. I'd hit it, and I'd hit it hard before I'd even considering hitting a LOT of female celebrities out there, and that says a lot. All of the hubbub surrounding Jennifer Love Hewitt's weight fluctuations is just straight-up craziness. A hot woman is a hot woman no matter the size, am I right? So let's move on. Moreover, what concern...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

hot picture of bradley cooper abs stomach ripped nude naked pictures photos Bradley Cooper is the Crow. [The Superficial] Does Gwyneth Paltrow actually have nasty skin? [Lainey Gossip] Jennifer Lopez: is she really the most beautiful woman in the world? [Bossip] Oh no ... Tom Cruise is making a movie about his stupidest character to date. (I know, it's hard to figure out which one, isn't it.) [ICYDK] Does Lindsay Lohan have 'killer fashion sense'? [Betty Confidential] According to Photoshop, January Jones is nineteen feet tall. [Amy Grindhouse] Sho...

Celebrities Take a Stand Against Child Sex Slavery

Have you guys heard about the DNA Foundation yet? It was created by Demi and Ashton Kutcher and it promotes awareness about and education on stopping child sex trafficking. (On a side note, these two will never split - now that they've officially created a 'foundation' together, these guys are on 'til DEATH DO THEY PART. Break out the hankies.) The videos are great, and Bradley Cooper, Adrian Peterson, Justin Timberlake and others are just delightful to watch, and this whole thing is way, way better than those stupid 'Where do you like it' or 'What color bra are you wearing' games are supposed to raise awareness for breast cancer on FACEBOOK. Um, guys? I'm AWARE of breast cancer, and you know what? Posting what color my fucking BRA is on Facebook won't help the lady down the street who has no insurance and is dying from what she KNOWS to be breast cancer. The PSAs are great, and it's respectable that celebrities with fortuitous pull are willing to take the time out of their day to film something that's got meaning behind it. Ashton and Demi's site is pretty awesome, too, and it's got a lot of ways that you can actually get involved. More 'Real Men' videos after the jump - which was your favorite? Read More /> Have you guys heard about the DNA Foundation yet? It was created by Demi and Ashton Kutcher and it promotes awareness about and education on stopping child sex trafficking. (On a side note, these two will never split - now that they've officially created a 'foundation' together, these guys are on 'til DEATH DO THEY PART. Break out the hankies.) The videos are great, and Bradley Cooper, Adrian Peterson, Justin Timberlake and others are just delightful to watch, and this whole thing is way, way better than those stupid 'Where do you like it' or 'What color bra are you wearing' games are ...

Suri Cruise Might Cringe at These Photos Someday, But Probably Not Because She Kicks Ass

photo of tom cruise katie holmes and suri cruise out in new york city celebrity sightings photos pictures So the Cruise family was doing their whole late-night New York City binge eating thing like they do best, and Suri was photographed being the paparazzi ham that she is. No other celebrity kid tackles that camera head-on and gives them the faces that they want, and frankly? I like that about her. I mean, even aside from the fact that she's just freaking adorable, she's got moxie and gut, and maybe if we're lucky, she'll put Big Man Tom in his place one day. I mean, SOME woman's gotta, and it's...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of lea michele ugly pictures photos Everybody wants to know how this type of sex works. [The Superficial] Will Kirsten Dunst's wedding set off the apocalypse? [Lainey Gossip] Chris Brown has a new video out, surprisingly. [Bossip] The grown-up, real-life Gotti boys are actually pretty hot now that they've dumped the shitty, cheap, Jersey Shore look. [TMZ] Evan Rachel Wood had a 'bad breakup' with her mom at the age of eighteen. [The Blemish] 50 Cent causes a mob scene at a Scream 4 afterparty. [Right Celebrity TV] What 'legendary starring role' is Bradley Cooper being considered for? (To be...

Lady Gaga Takes a Header Off a Piano


EMBED-Lady Gaga Falls Off Her Piano - Watch more free videos Is there anything funnier than someone falling in public and trying to play it off like they meant to do it the entire time? Well, yes. When people fall in public and totally don't expect it and are horrified and embarrassed that people saw them in such a non-graceful position - that's much funnier. But this is still pretty good. Lady Gaga, as you can see, decided to work her moves on top of a piano, slipped off, and slithered underneath. I'm really glad she's OK and all, but damn. There's a part of me that's ALSO really glad for this clip, because it shows that I'm not the only one that falls flat on her ass during important events in her life. Shake it off, girl. />EMBED-Lady Gaga Falls Off Her Piano - Watch more free videos Is there anything funnier than someone falling in public and trying to play it off like they meant to do it the entire time? Well, yes. When people fall in public and totally don't expect it and are horrified and embarrassed that people saw them in such a non-graceful position - that's much funnier. But this is still pretty good. Lady Gaga, as you can see, decided to work her moves on top of a piano, slipped off, and slithered underneath. I'm really glad she's OK and all, but damn. ...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of hot keri hilson pictures photos wallpaper Scarlett Johansson is probably pregnant. [The Superficial] Demi Moore and Courteney Cox use the same plastic surgeon. [Lainey Gossip] Keri Hilson goes naked for Allure. [Bossip] Jennifer Lopez as Most Beautiful Woman of 2011? [Right Celebrity] Exclusive photos of the latest Scientolobaby. [Socialite Life] Ron Livingstone was a terrible choice for Gomez (I'm just saying), but he's up in another film anyway. [Caught on Set] Katy Perry signs a deal with Adidas. I know, I barfed too. [Yeeeah] Prince William and Kate Middleton invited a bunch of their ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends to their wedding. Don't ...

Scream 4 Premiered Last Night and We Have the Photos!

photo of neve campbell courteney cox and david arquette scream four 4 premiere pictures photos So Scream 4 premieres in theaters on Friday. Are you guys pretty excited? I am. I love cheesy horror movies, and the Scream movies, while not all that scary, were always pretty good. They make me think of my later high school years, and how cheesy that was, and all in all, it's good, cheesy memory-making fun. I mean, I can't really take anything seriously that David Arquette has done since then (or, wait ... ever), and it's going to be cool to see the Courteney Cox evolution that's occu...

Samantha Ronson Almost Bit It in a Pretty Bad Biking Accident

photo of samantha ronson bike bicycle accident stitches twitter photos pictures I know a lot of you probably thought, 'Damn, if this is what happens when you set up camp on the sidewalk of a busy metropolitan area, I'm going to do my hipster brooding elsewhere,' you're wrong - Samantha Ronson was not hit BY a bicycle, she was ON a bicycle that biffed. Sam claims that while riding her BMX, she swerved to avoid an oncoming car and took her face out instead. She posted this photo on her Twitter along with the caption "Wear a helmet kids!!! Let this be a lesson... if you ha...