Oopsie! You'll never see a full-on view of Kim Kardashian's cooter wearing those things. Those ... Spanx things. But let's be honest and call them what they really are: they're girdles, aren't they. GIRDLES. I know that the term 'girdle' isn't nearly as provocative and sexual as 'Spanx,' but a rose by any other name still smells as sweet, right? We'll go with GIRDLE today.
I never really got the whole girdle thing, anyway. I mean, I know they're designed to hold in any wobbly bits, and m...
Sources at In Touch say 'fuck yes she is.' Granted, In Touch is only a few baby steps away from having credibility like Star or The Enquirer, but hey. Maybe all of this positive thinking will kick girlfriend's ass into gear and drop the dead unemployed weight known as Eric Johnson or, at the very least, sign a prenup if she does end up marrying this assclown.
According to close friends of Jess, she's beginning to see the light and thinks, like a lot of others before her, that Johnson's been usin...
Author Bret Easton throws Glee and HIV under the bus simultaneously. [The Superficial]
Were these celebrities hotter before they went under the knife? In most cases, yes. [Bossip]
Gwyneth Paltrow hates her family. [Lainey Gossip]
Katherine Heigl's marriage is going down in flames. [Cele|Bitchy]
Reese Witherspoon calls sex with Robert Pattinson 'disgusting.' [ICYDK]
Marquita Pring wants you to call her 'curvy,' not 'plus-sized.' Potato, potato. [The Frisky]
Photos of Scre...
See this magazine cover? Little Gwynnie hates it. She claims that she's got, or had, body issues, and her 'bony top' and 'dumpy bottom' are what keep her up at night, chewing her perfectly-manicured nails and twiddling her surgically-enhanced thumbs (I'm kidding. I don't know for sure that she gets her nails manicured professionally).
Gwyn states that she works out for an hour and a half every day, and if she doesn't feel like working out on vacation, guys? She just DOESN'T DO IT. I'm ...
By now, you've probably heard that Scarlett Johansson is living with Sean Penn. Yup. She apparently left the hotel that she'd been residing in since her divorce from Ryan Reynolds (and boy, isn't he just about shitting himself right now, huh?), and took up residence at Sean's home in Malibu. If you hadn't heard? Well, now you know.
Today she was spotted doing some light shopping at a local grocery store, where she was wearing actual shoes and a floppy sweater to conceal her burgeoning baby bu...
Well this is sweet. No, really it is - I mean it. You'll get no snark from me about how I hope that Scientology and gay rumors don't continue their good, hard fight in trying to break up this family, or even anything remotely similar.
Seriously.
Here's John Travolta, his lovely wife Kelly Preston, and their newest son, Benjamin, whose cheeks I want to pinch and nibble and sniff him to see if he smells like maple syrup and milk.
Isn't he just so stinking cute?...
"Lashing out was my cry for help. Wow, who was I to do that? I'm very ashamed. I wasn't in the right state of mind at all. [I] basically had a nervous breakdown. I was really bad off. My parents and my manager pulled me aside and said, 'You need to get some help.' It was an intervention. I wanted freedom from the inner demons. I wanted to start my life over."
Demi Lovato, to Seventeen magazine, where she's now a contributing editor.
The more I hear from this girl, the more I like and...
Because honestly, I can't imagine Ke$ha caring about much of anything outside of oral sex, Jack Daniels, penises, Massengil, and Krispy Kreme doughnuts, you know? It just doesn't compute all that well that Ke$ha is sticking up for those crazily-adorable baby seals. I'm glad PETA thinks that they have someone all cool and cutting-edge to peddle their mantras, but they really should have checked out someone a bit more reliable in their personality. Ke$ha's like the wind, you guys....
Apparently Jennifer Lopez is not the World's Most Beautiful Woman. [The Superficial]
That cheating rumor's really hitting Angelina hard. [Lainey Gossip]
Sarah Palin gets a restraining order against a stalker who's threatening to rape the Palin family. [Bossip]
Robert Pattinson buys Kristen Stewart a 17k ring. Wonder what that means. [Hollywood Dame]
I hope Hugh Grant isn't turning into one of those weird conspiracy theorists. [Cele|Bitchy]
The gay basketball league wants Kobe...
I'll be the first to admit, I have no idea whether or not Taylor Lautner is a 'good' actor; I've never seen any of the Twilight movies, and at this rate, I probably never will (thank God I made it). However, Lautner's gone and launched his Big Boy Movie Career, and the first real movie post-Twilight is called Abduction. More or less, it's about a kid who finds out in the most bitching way ever that he was either adopted, or stolen from his birth parents. The movie stars all sorts of cool people like Sigourney Weaver, Alfred Molina, and Maria Bello, not to mention his real-life girlfriend, Lily Collins. The flick almost looks like a mini-Jason Bourne movie, just with a hotter badass hero, you know?
What do you guys think - does Taylor Lautner stand a chance in Hollywood, or will this movie be a fluke if it's even all that worthwhile? />Movie Trailers - Movies Blog
I'll be the first to admit, I have no idea whether or not Taylor Lautner is a 'good' actor; I've never seen any of the Twilight movies, and at this rate, I probably never will (thank God I made it). However, Lautner's gone and launched his Big Boy Movie Career, and the first real movie post-Twilight is called Abduction. More or less, it's about a kid who finds out in the most bitching way ever that he was either adopted, or stolen from his birth parents. The movie star...
Welp, she said she was going to do it, even though it's probably cost her a job at Dancing With the Stars (the notoriously 'family-friendly' show that Sarah Palin wholly endorsed while her daughter Bristol danced): Karina Smirnoff has gone and posed nude for Playboy. Girlfriend, who's best known for being super-hot, a wicked dancer, and former girlfriend of Mario Lopez, Karina hasn't even yet attained the type of fame that Heidi Montag has, yet she's already taking her clothes off.
I mean, crap - even Heidi didn't spill all the beans on ...
Scarlett Johansson: still pregnant. [The Superficial]
And now she's moving in with Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip]
Janet Jackson's boyfriend might be one of the hottest dudes I've seen all year. [Bossip]
Taylor Lautner will make you cry. [ICYDK]
Silent House: another super creepy-looking horror movie trailer. [Pajiba]
And ... she's gone nude. Say 'bye-bye,' jobby-job. [Huffington Post]
Is Kim Kardashian moving to NYC to get married? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
Jessica Simpson was asked to sing for the troops as if it were 2001 again. [Ce...
Oopsie! You'll never see a full-on view of Kim Kardashian's cooter wearing those things. Those ... Spanx things. But let's be honest and call them what they really are: they're girdles, aren't they. GIRDLES. I know that the term 'girdle' isn't nearly as provocative and sexual as 'Spanx,' but a rose by any other name still smells as sweet, right? We'll go with GIRDLE today.
I never really got the whole girdle thing, anyway. I mean, I know they're designed to hold in any wobbly bits, and m...
Sources at In Touch say 'fuck yes she is.' Granted, In Touch is only a few baby steps away from having credibility like Star or The Enquirer, but hey. Maybe all of this positive thinking will kick girlfriend's ass into gear and drop the dead unemployed weight known as Eric Johnson or, at the very least, sign a prenup if she does end up marrying this assclown.
According to close friends of Jess, she's beginning to see the light and thinks, like a lot of others before her, that Johnson's been usin...
Author Bret Easton throws Glee and HIV under the bus simultaneously. [The Superficial]
Were these celebrities hotter before they went under the knife? In most cases, yes. [Bossip]
Gwyneth Paltrow hates her family. [Lainey Gossip]
Katherine Heigl's marriage is going down in flames. [Cele|Bitchy]
Reese Witherspoon calls sex with Robert Pattinson 'disgusting.' [ICYDK]
Marquita Pring wants you to call her 'curvy,' not 'plus-sized.' Potato, potato. [The Frisky]
Photos of Scre...
See this magazine cover? Little Gwynnie hates it. She claims that she's got, or had, body issues, and her 'bony top' and 'dumpy bottom' are what keep her up at night, chewing her perfectly-manicured nails and twiddling her surgically-enhanced thumbs (I'm kidding. I don't know for sure that she gets her nails manicured professionally).
Gwyn states that she works out for an hour and a half every day, and if she doesn't feel like working out on vacation, guys? She just DOESN'T DO IT. I'm ...
By now, you've probably heard that Scarlett Johansson is living with Sean Penn. Yup. She apparently left the hotel that she'd been residing in since her divorce from Ryan Reynolds (and boy, isn't he just about shitting himself right now, huh?), and took up residence at Sean's home in Malibu. If you hadn't heard? Well, now you know.
Today she was spotted doing some light shopping at a local grocery store, where she was wearing actual shoes and a floppy sweater to conceal her burgeoning baby bu...
Well this is sweet. No, really it is - I mean it. You'll get no snark from me about how I hope that Scientology and gay rumors don't continue their good, hard fight in trying to break up this family, or even anything remotely similar.
Seriously.
Here's John Travolta, his lovely wife Kelly Preston, and their newest son, Benjamin, whose cheeks I want to pinch and nibble and sniff him to see if he smells like maple syrup and milk.
Isn't he just so stinking cute?...
"Lashing out was my cry for help. Wow, who was I to do that? I'm very ashamed. I wasn't in the right state of mind at all. [I] basically had a nervous breakdown. I was really bad off. My parents and my manager pulled me aside and said, 'You need to get some help.' It was an intervention. I wanted freedom from the inner demons. I wanted to start my life over."
Demi Lovato, to Seventeen magazine, where she's now a contributing editor.
The more I hear from this girl, the more I like and...
Because honestly, I can't imagine Ke$ha caring about much of anything outside of oral sex, Jack Daniels, penises, Massengil, and Krispy Kreme doughnuts, you know? It just doesn't compute all that well that Ke$ha is sticking up for those crazily-adorable baby seals. I'm glad PETA thinks that they have someone all cool and cutting-edge to peddle their mantras, but they really should have checked out someone a bit more reliable in their personality. Ke$ha's like the wind, you guys....
Apparently Jennifer Lopez is not the World's Most Beautiful Woman. [The Superficial]
That cheating rumor's really hitting Angelina hard. [Lainey Gossip]
Sarah Palin gets a restraining order against a stalker who's threatening to rape the Palin family. [Bossip]
Robert Pattinson buys Kristen Stewart a 17k ring. Wonder what that means. [Hollywood Dame]
I hope Hugh Grant isn't turning into one of those weird conspiracy theorists. [Cele|Bitchy]
The gay basketball league wants Kobe...
Welp, she said she was going to do it, even though it's probably cost her a job at Dancing With the Stars (the notoriously 'family-friendly' show that Sarah Palin wholly endorsed while her daughter Bristol danced): Karina Smirnoff has gone and posed nude for Playboy. Girlfriend, who's best known for being super-hot, a wicked dancer, and former girlfriend of Mario Lopez, Karina hasn't even yet attained the type of fame that Heidi Montag has, yet she's already taking her clothes off.
I mean, crap - even Heidi didn't spill all the beans on ...
Scarlett Johansson: still pregnant. [The Superficial]
And now she's moving in with Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip]
Janet Jackson's boyfriend might be one of the hottest dudes I've seen all year. [Bossip]
Taylor Lautner will make you cry. [ICYDK]
Silent House: another super creepy-looking horror movie trailer. [Pajiba]
And ... she's gone nude. Say 'bye-bye,' jobby-job. [Huffington Post]
Is Kim Kardashian moving to NYC to get married? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
Jessica Simpson was asked to sing for the troops as if it were 2001 again. [Ce...