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T-Mobile Does the Royal Wedding Entrance Video

If you haven't already seen this, here it is. I watched it for the first time this morning (I'll fully admit, sometimes I AM rather tardy to the party) and I totally thought it was, like, adorable as puppies. I'm usually not a big fan of these cheesy wedding entrance videos, spoofs or not, but this one was dead cool. Probably had a lot to do with the video being of a bunch of fancy British sophisticates shaking their thangs, and the spot-on antics of one way-hot Prince Harry. /> If you haven't already seen this, here it is. I watched it for the first time this morning (I'll fully admit, sometimes I AM rather tardy to the party) and I totally thought it was, like, adorable as puppies. I'm usually not a big fan of these cheesy wedding entrance videos, spoofs or not, but this one was dead cool. Probably had a lot to do with the video being of a bunch of fancy British sophisticates shaking their thangs, and the spot-on antics of one way-hot Prince Harry. ...

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of model heidi klum with a bag purse on her head pictures photos Alright, guys! It's time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s David Arquette photo: Stacey "Perhaps I’m just sexually deprived, but I saw...

Britney’s New Music is Already Being Remixed

And it's either the mark of a really great singer/songwriter/performer that everyone wants a piece of her genius, or the mark of a really awful singer/songwriter/performer that everyone thinks, 'Fuck, I TOTALLY could have done a better job with this. Sit back and just watch.' Anyhoo, here's the Bollywood remix of Britney's 'Dance 'til the World Ends.' I actually like it much more than the original version. It's still got the pretty gritty Britney sound, and it's maintained much of its appeal, but I think the remix kills the original in this case. What do you think? /> And it's either the mark of a really great singer/songwriter/performer that everyone wants a piece of her genius, or the mark of a really awful singer/songwriter/performer that everyone thinks, 'Fuck, I TOTALLY could have done a better job with this. Sit back and just watch.' Anyhoo, here's the Bollywood remix of Britney's 'Dance 'til the World Ends.' I actually like it much more than the original version. It's still got the pretty gritty Britney sound, and it's maintained much of its appeal, but...

I’d Hate to Have Megan Fox as a Sister or Even a Friend

[image removed on request] Apparently, though, we all can't be as lucky as the rest of us are, because this perfectly lovely and adorable girl IS Megan Fox's sister, and what's worse is that she was seen out with her. I'm telling you right now, that if Megan Fox were MY sister, I'd never go anywhere with her. Megan Fox would make me look frumpy, dumpy, bloated, and adolescent, whereas she, next to a 'normal' girl, would look even more flawless than she already does. Do us a favor, Megan - don't hang out with the 'regular' people in public, and start doing things with your Hollywood peers. Then maybe we won't feel so sorry for ourselves I won't feel so sorry for myself. [gallery] />[image removed on request] Apparently, though, we all can't be as lucky as the rest of us are, because this perfectly lovely and adorable girl IS Megan Fox's sister, and what's worse is that she was seen out with her. I'm telling you right now, that if Megan Fox were MY sister, I'd never go anywhere with her. Megan Fox would make me look frumpy, dumpy, bloated, and adolescent, whereas she, next to a 'normal' girl, would look even more flawless than she already does. Do us a favor, Megan - don't hang out with the 'regular' people in public, and start doing things wit...

Kate Hudson Knew It Was Love From the Start

photo of pregnant kate hudson 2011 pictures photos If you thought that Kate Hudson was this sparkling, spotless little golden girl of a tinkling bell that JUST HAPPENED to get pregnant by ANOTHER frontman of ANOTHER popular band, you were dead wrong, man. Kate, in a recent interview with InStyle, makes no bones about hooking her latest victim, Matthew Bellamy of Muse - she practically admits to trapping him with her extra-fertile eggs, and says that "we" were "tempting fate," and "it worked." (And if by "we" she means "I," "me," or even flat-out "Ka...

Oh Snap, Brooklyn Decker Topless Photos Have Emerged

photo of brooklyn decker boobs topless pictures tits photos Well hell. I like Brooklyn Decker. And I like her boobs, too. But these pictures? It looks like she's either got a tit growing out of the crack of her elbow, or the photographer got really happy with Photoshop and somehow misplaced her boob. The pics are older, so the latter may very well be true (everyone was excited about Photoshop back in the day, you know), but in either case, Brooklyn Decker boob! What's better than that on a rainy Tuesday afternoon? You can check out the NSFW photos a...

Scarlett Johansson Wants to Mesmerize You With Her Smoldering Good Looks

photo of scarlett johansson pictures dolce and gabbana new ads promotions photos I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I could ever get sick of looking at Scarlett Johansson. She could pose for PETA, the cover of Marilyn Manson's newest album, or even in a burlap bag, covered with feces and flies. She pulls it off every time, and the latest Dolce and Gabbana Summer 2011 ads are definitely no exception. I know a lot of you guys think that she can't act for crap, but she'll always hold a special place in my heart no matter how many old guys she hooks up with. ...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of hot beyonce pictures photos on the beach in a bikini picture Halle Berry blames her man issues on another man. [Bossip] Charlie Sheen's just looking GREAT these days. [The Superficial] Shakira steps out with new boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip] Behind the scenes of The Hobbit! [Caught On Set] Is NBC going to drop the Royal Wedding because Kate and the Prince are too 'boring'? [Right Celebrity] Demi Lovato quits Sonny With a Chance. [Socialite Life] I didn't even know Beyonce had a new single in the mix. Apparently I was mistaken. [OMGBlog] ...

Kara DioGuardi Releases Memoirs, Talks About Molestations and Rape

photo of kara dioguardi book signing pictures photos short dress pictures Who knew that Kara had such a tough past, jeez. The one-time American Idol judge and award-winning songwriter recently penned her memoirs, titled A Helluva High Note, and has released some excerpts to E! Online, one of which included an incident that occurred between a friend of the family and her when she was only ten or eleven years old: "On one particular day, he took me into the back shed of his house and put his hands all over my breasts and vagina," she writes. "I remember freezing and not know...

Surprise, Jim Carrey Has a New Movie Coming Out!

photo of mr. popper's penguins movie poster starring jim carrey pictures photos I know it's been a minute since we've heard anything about Jim Carrey aside from the fact that he kind of went a little berserk after Jenny McCarthy broke up with him, but apparently boyfriend's been busy filming a movie called Mr. Popper's Penguins. The movie is about a real-estate developer who inherits a bunch of penguins and attempts to make them feel at home in his NYC apartment. My favorite part of the trailer? Carrey and the penguins dancing to 'Vanilla Ice.' This is the classic Jim Carrey that everyone loves, and while I PROBABLY won't see it in theaters, it's d...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of victoria's secret models hanging out at the pool pictures photos Did Reese Witherspoon have some, uh, work done on her chin? [The Superficial] The top celebrities that may never get married. [Bossip] Cory Monteith makes a move on some random at Coachella. [Lainey Gossip] Winona Ryder is going to be in a new movie with James Franco. [ICYDK] Was Vanessa Hudgens doing coke this past weekend? [Socialite Life] Gwyneth Paltrow thinks that we're all jealous of her. [Huffington Post] Why is it that all Victoria's Secret models are pod people?. [Celebuzz...