Just when you thought that a room couldn't get more full of annoying. [Lainey Gossip]
So Lindsay IS on board for the Gotti movies. Jeez. [The Superficial]
Obama: the cutest kid EVER. [Bossip]
If you thought it was possible that Christina Aguilera couldn't get any dumpier-looking, well. You were wrong. [Cele|Bitchy]
Did Sean Penn tell Scarlett to lose the weight or she's out? [Hollywood Dame]
Adam Lambert is now trying to be George Michael. [Socialite Life]
13 actors who beefed way up for movi...
Whether you love Lady Gaga or you hate her, you've gotta admit: all of this falling business is a little excessive, right? Yes. And I'm going to pin it right on one thing - her shoes. I appreciate that she tries to hard to be different and unique and whatever, but if she keeps this business up, she's going to bite it hard one of these days.
Bottom line, I think Lady Gaga's put-on persona is ridiculous. Ridonkulous. Ri-COCK-ulous. Y'all might not agree with me, and some of you might actually cry over the audacity that I have in lamenting Gaga's antics, but it's no different than those people who can't understand the hard-on I have for Scarlett Johansson and her talent.
I mean, I get it Lady Gaga. I hear what you're saying. You're different and unique and special.
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Whether you love Lady Gaga or you hate her, you've gotta admit: all of this falling business is a little excessive, right? Yes. And I'm going to pin it right on one thing - her shoes. I appreciate that she tries to hard to be different and unique and whatever, but if she keeps this business up, she's going to bite it hard one of these days.
Bottom line, I think Lady Gaga's put-on persona is ridiculous. Ridonkulous. Ri-COCK-ulous. Y'all might not agree with me, and some of you might actuall...
"I think that any person being an a–hole deserves it. Especially toddlers—they’re total d-bags. You gotta let them know."
Tina Fey to GQ on the Louis C.K. idea that calling children 'asshole' is alright. Am I the only one getting a serious LOL out of this one?
Tina Fey never fails to crack me up, seriously. Not that I'd ever, of course, take her tongue-in-cheek advice and call my three-year-old a douchebag (she'd be PISSED for days, you guys), but it's funny to hear the randomne...
Lady Gaga, just in time for Easter, says that her music is from God - namely, 'Judas.' [The Superficical]
Sienna Miller isn't getting back together with Jude Law, 'cause she's too busy boning this dude. [Lainey Gossip]
Who gave this bitch a reality show? [Bossip]
Beyonce's single cover is the hotness. [ICYDK]
A whole movie about the fact that chicks poop? [Pajiba]
Did Steven Tyler drop the F-bomb on AI? [Huffington Post]
Khloe Kardashian: gonna be on an ACTUAL TV SHOW. I KNOW. [...
Alright, despite previous allegations that Scarlett Johansson is pregnant, and the slight bulge that she had going on during her jog with Sean Penn earlier in the month, I'm starting to question whether or not she really is. She was photographed last night at a Coach event, and girlfriend is looking decidedly not pregnant that night.
However, I don't think all hope is lost - I mean, some celebrities and women don't show 'til they have a baby practically hanging by one hand out of their vadges, so I'm still hol...
This? Is Kobe Bryant's idea of an apology. OK, well not really Kobe's idea, probably, but the enforced idea that will allow him to remain a good old basketball player in the eyes of the world, and not a homophobic, accused-rapist twat who can barely string two words together that aren't filled with hate for people who don't have the same pushy, unrelenting sexual orientation as he does.
Anyway, this is his video. I think it says a lot about a person, what they call people or how they talk to others when they're angry or disappointed, and from here on out, I'm just flat-out not a Kobe fan, half-assed apology or not.
I know that I probably sound crazy over this whole thing, but the word 'faggot' is just as offensive to me as 'retarded' is to some of you. Different strokes for different folks, guys, and isn't that what it's all about at the end of the day anyway? />
This? Is Kobe Bryant's idea of an apology. OK, well not really Kobe's idea, probably, but the enforced idea that will allow him to remain a good old basketball player in the eyes of the world, and not a homophobic, accused-rapist twat who can barely string two words together that aren't filled with hate for people who don't have the same pushy, unrelenting sexual orientation as he does.
Anyway, this is his video. I think it says a lot about a person, what they call people or how they talk to others when they're angry o...
I know some of us wish that Mandy Moore would fall into a hole and, um, just keep falling, but I never really had much of a problem with her. Except for that one time when I was dating this guy the summer after high school, and I went to his house that one time where he wanted to show me something in his room (and it wasn't his penis that time, OK?) and when I went up there, I saw posters and pictures of Mandy Moore plastered all over the walls. I'm not gonna lie - I felt a little threatened...
So even though you might have heard that Lady Gaga was blocking Al's attempt to add this song to his upcoming album, it's been confirmed that the single, 'Perform This Way,' actually WILL be included - apparently Gaga caved. Either that, or she thought 'What the fuck, why not,' because though Al said he'd respect her wishes and avoid adding the track, he released it online because, and I quote:
"However, given the circumstances, I have no problem with allowing people to hear it online, because I also have a personal policy not to completely waste my stinking time.”
Well said, dude. I mean, you maybe should have thought of all that before you went through the trouble of recording a song that you might not even be able to sell, but hey. I'm glad the circumstance changed for you, and I really have to give you props for using the word 'stinking' in the context that you did. I went through a big Weird Al phase back when 'Amish Paradise' was a big hit, and to this day I can't hear the Red Hot Chili Peppers 'My Friends' without automatically thinking of your 'Alternative Polka,' so thanks!
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So even though you might have heard that Lady Gaga was blocking Al's attempt to add this song to his upcoming album, it's been confirmed that the single, 'Perform This Way,' actually WILL be included - apparently Gaga caved. Either that, or she thought 'What the fuck, why not,' because though Al said he'd respect her wishes and avoid adding the track, he released it online because, and I quote:
"However, given the circumstances, I have no problem with allowing people to hear it online, be...
No, she really is full of shit. [The Superficial]
The Royal family doesn't want Madonna at the wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
Are you one of those idiots that celebrates 4/20? 'Cause man, that's really stupid. [Bossip]
Ben Affleck pulls out of The Great Gatsby because he's a pretentious dick. [ICYDK]
Fergie's shoe line actually isn't fug. [Betty Confidential]
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jeff Bridges' farts. [Amy Grindhouse]
There's a new Old Spice Hot Guy in the making. [The Frisky]
It's awfully nice to see Jennifer Lopez's gitch these days. [Caught on Set]
Matthew Morrison leaving Glee? [Celebuzz]
The one in which Russell Brand pretends that he's still attracted to Katy Perry. [IDLYITW]
And the world's gold-plated douchebag is who, exactly? [Pajiba]
Kiss your ass goodbye, Gisele. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Who was Chord Overstreet caught making out with? Um, not Taylor Swift. [Socialite Life] />No, she really is full of shit. [The Superficial]
The Royal family doesn't want Madonna at the wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
Are you one of those idiots that celebrates 4/20? 'Cause man, that's really stupid. [Bossip]
Ben Affleck pulls out of The Great Gatsby because he's a pretentious dick. [ICYDK]
Fergie's shoe line actually isn't fug. [Betty Confidential]
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jeff Bridges' farts. [Amy Grindhouse]
There's a new Old Spice Hot Guy in the making. [The Frisky]
It's awfully nice to see Jennifer Lopez's gitch these days. [Ca...
Alright, well not this IMMEDIATE photo, because I wanted you guys to make sure you knew what girlfriend looks like in the daylight, with probably tons of makeup and under super-special lighting, because Tyra Banks, though crazy as a burning house of bats on acid about different things, is still a beautiful, beautiful woman.
And the no-makeup photo, which is after the jump, is definitely still a photo of a beautiful woman who's been gifted with natural beauty, but once again, I stick to my gun...
Guess that just blows those gay rumors to hell, unless he was pretending she was Owen Wilson or something in the process, huh?
Supposedly, Zac Efron was spotted with a lanky blonde earlier in the week, and according to sources at The Blemish, there was some serious oral action going on, too:
They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in fr...
Bridget Marquardt had the balls to go out looking like this. [The Superficial]
Helen Mirren beats the snot out of Katy Perry any old day. [Lainey Gossip]
LeBron's mom is an even bigger bitch than we assumed. [TMZ]
Cindy Crawford has a sex house? [The Blemish]
Ooh, Lindsay Lohan might have TWO jobs, guys. [Right Celebrity TV]
Tyler Perry tells Spike Lee in no uncertain terms to go to hell. [Huffington Post]
Should Jennifer Lopez be running around looking like this? [Celebuzz...
Just when you thought that a room couldn't get more full of annoying. [Lainey Gossip]
So Lindsay IS on board for the Gotti movies. Jeez. [The Superficial]
Obama: the cutest kid EVER. [Bossip]
If you thought it was possible that Christina Aguilera couldn't get any dumpier-looking, well. You were wrong. [Cele|Bitchy]
Did Sean Penn tell Scarlett to lose the weight or she's out? [Hollywood Dame]
Adam Lambert is now trying to be George Michael. [Socialite Life]
13 actors who beefed way up for movi...
"I think that any person being an a–hole deserves it. Especially toddlers—they’re total d-bags. You gotta let them know."
Tina Fey to GQ on the Louis C.K. idea that calling children 'asshole' is alright. Am I the only one getting a serious LOL out of this one?
Tina Fey never fails to crack me up, seriously. Not that I'd ever, of course, take her tongue-in-cheek advice and call my three-year-old a douchebag (she'd be PISSED for days, you guys), but it's funny to hear the randomne...
Lady Gaga, just in time for Easter, says that her music is from God - namely, 'Judas.' [The Superficical]
Sienna Miller isn't getting back together with Jude Law, 'cause she's too busy boning this dude. [Lainey Gossip]
Who gave this bitch a reality show? [Bossip]
Beyonce's single cover is the hotness. [ICYDK]
A whole movie about the fact that chicks poop? [Pajiba]
Did Steven Tyler drop the F-bomb on AI? [Huffington Post]
Khloe Kardashian: gonna be on an ACTUAL TV SHOW. I KNOW. [...
Alright, despite previous allegations that Scarlett Johansson is pregnant, and the slight bulge that she had going on during her jog with Sean Penn earlier in the month, I'm starting to question whether or not she really is. She was photographed last night at a Coach event, and girlfriend is looking decidedly not pregnant that night.
However, I don't think all hope is lost - I mean, some celebrities and women don't show 'til they have a baby practically hanging by one hand out of their vadges, so I'm still hol...
I know some of us wish that Mandy Moore would fall into a hole and, um, just keep falling, but I never really had much of a problem with her. Except for that one time when I was dating this guy the summer after high school, and I went to his house that one time where he wanted to show me something in his room (and it wasn't his penis that time, OK?) and when I went up there, I saw posters and pictures of Mandy Moore plastered all over the walls. I'm not gonna lie - I felt a little threatened...
Alright, well not this IMMEDIATE photo, because I wanted you guys to make sure you knew what girlfriend looks like in the daylight, with probably tons of makeup and under super-special lighting, because Tyra Banks, though crazy as a burning house of bats on acid about different things, is still a beautiful, beautiful woman.
And the no-makeup photo, which is after the jump, is definitely still a photo of a beautiful woman who's been gifted with natural beauty, but once again, I stick to my gun...
Guess that just blows those gay rumors to hell, unless he was pretending she was Owen Wilson or something in the process, huh?
Supposedly, Zac Efron was spotted with a lanky blonde earlier in the week, and according to sources at The Blemish, there was some serious oral action going on, too:
They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in fr...
Bridget Marquardt had the balls to go out looking like this. [The Superficial]
Helen Mirren beats the snot out of Katy Perry any old day. [Lainey Gossip]
LeBron's mom is an even bigger bitch than we assumed. [TMZ]
Cindy Crawford has a sex house? [The Blemish]
Ooh, Lindsay Lohan might have TWO jobs, guys. [Right Celebrity TV]
Tyler Perry tells Spike Lee in no uncertain terms to go to hell. [Huffington Post]
Should Jennifer Lopez be running around looking like this? [Celebuzz...