Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Here Are Some Celebrities Who Made the TIME Top 100 ‘Most Influential’ List

photo of justin bieber pictures photos I'm going to break it to you bluntly here, guys: if you were wondering if Bieber fever had spread even to the editors and nominators of this annual prestigious segment of TIME magazine, you wondered correct. Justin Bieber did, in fact, make the Top 100 list. And for you? I pulled a bunch of faces, screamed until I started getting weird looks from people in the coffee bistro where I'm sitting, and shook my head in dismay, so now you don't have to. Let's move on. Other notable celebs ...

Guess the Somewhat Less Famous Celebrity Sister!

photo of pippa middleton in a car pictures photos Some of our UK readers will probably know who this chick is, but I know that when I came across these pictures from our photo agency, I had no clue aside from the fact that she looked vaguely familiar to me. My first thought was something like 'OMG, Kellie Pickler finally decided to ditch the blonde, fab!' but after checking out the photo captions, I realized I was dead wrong. Here's a few hints to get you started: 1. Girlfriend's sister is engaged to be married 2. In a side-by-side comparison, this woman and her sister have exactly the same mouths 3. ...

Nicolas Cage Attended His Son’s Wedding This Past Weekend

photo of nicolas cage in new orleans at his son's wedding pictures Remember Nicolas Cage's mildly creepy son, Weston, who was all gothed-out and sang for an obscure band, Eyes of Noctum? Yup, he got married this past weekend and Daddy was sober and, you know, out of jail enough to attend his only son's wedding ceremony - super! Nic was looking just fine as he sauntered around the streets of New Orleans, presumably screaming and looking for a 'No Parking' sign to punch in the face. [gallery columns="4"]...

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to Four Months in Jail!

photo of lindsay lohan mugshots pictures photos recent I don't think really anyone expected it to turn this way, but hey. I suppose when you're dealing with a Lohan, anything's possible. After hours of deliberation, a judge found Lindsay to be in violation of her probation, and it looks like they're pushing the 'guilty' card in that pesky stolen necklace business. Linds posted bail, but is on her way to jail to be processed (a new mugshot, what what!). I guess the good news is that her grand theft felony charge was reduced to a misdemeanor, which will head to cour...

Afternoon Delight

photo of snooki and the situation making out in a hot tub pictures photos Snooki lost a ton of weight. [The Superficial] Lil Wayne's got some proof about aliens. [Bossip] Why's Kate Bosworth crying over Kate Beckinsale? [Lainey Gossip] Lindsay - is she going to jail or what? [TMZ] Fergie always looks so good - from the waist down. [Socialite Life] Angelina Jolie signing with Louis Vuitton? [The Blemish] Which American Idol is teaming up with Matthew Morrison on his new album? [Celebuzz] Do we still think Dennis Quaid is totally hot? [Caught on S...

Love It or Leave It: These Chicks Are So on Their Way to Being Real Kardashians

photo of kendall and kylie jenner matching dresses prom premiere pictures photos I mean just look at the way they cheese it up for the camera, mugging and sticking out their hips and shoulders and knees. It's practically a trademark Kardashian pose. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were photographed at the Prom premiere (and I'd like to know when the prom was so be-all, end-all that it was shortened to just 'Prom') last night, and though they looked like cute young girls, their last name is still not Kardashian. Therefore, they have a bit more hip thrusting to do to make up for ...

If You’re a Pessimist, You’ll Say That This is Why We’re ‘Losing’ the War on Terrorism

But if you're just someone who likes to watch fun things and get a good chuck here and there like me, you'll just find this whole thing pretty endearing. Gotta have fun somehow, right? Above, you'll see a cornucopia of soldiers getting their groove on to Britney's 'Hold It Against Me,' and honestly, the only thing that freaks me out about this video is the seductive way that the one ham-faced chick does a stand-up writhe and says something about me being her type. I ran from the computer with clenched fists, screaming 'No, no, I'm NOT your type!' I came back eventually, but damn. She really got to me for a minute there. /> But if you're just someone who likes to watch fun things and get a good chuck here and there like me, you'll just find this whole thing pretty endearing. Gotta have fun somehow, right? Above, you'll see a cornucopia of soldiers getting their groove on to Britney's 'Hold It Against Me,' and honestly, the only thing that freaks me out about this video is the seductive way that the one ham-faced chick does a stand-up writhe and says something about me being her type. I ran from the computer...

Morning Wood

photo of leann rimes hot pictures bikini topless chaps photos A Teen Mom cheating scandal? OH BOY. [The Superficial] The first time that I'm ever jealous of Cameron Diaz - why? [Lainey Gossip] Rihanna fat? [Bossip] Tina Fey to take over SNL. No lie. [Cele|Bitchy] What Jersey Shore castmember stabbed their significant other? [ICYDK] Are you worried about 'ninkles'? [The Frisky] Celebs who are all about bondage, and the photos that emerge. [The Frisky] Rachel Bilson lives off of ice cream. Sure. [Celebuzz] The Megan Fox sex robo...

The Post in Which I Say Nothing But Good Things About Taylor Momsen

photo of taylor momsen the pretty reckless hardrock cafe hollywood pictures I know it's really hard to believe, but I'm going to try this. I'm going to give it my all and hope that it doesn't come crashing down on me in a dusty cloud of snark, so ... let's have at it. Taylor Momsen played an acoustic show last night at the Hard Rock Cafe in LA, and there were a fair amount of people there judging by the photos. And here are the good things: 1. She is actually a very pretty girl. If she'd wash off all of that Uncle Fester makeup, she's be gorgeous. 2. He...

Kirstie Alley Really Wants You to Believe That She’s a Size 8

photo of kirstie alley weight loss pictures in LA dancing with the stars photos I am not here to rip Kirstie Alley for her weight, her prior weight gain and/or loss, or the steps she's taken to regulate what she looks like. I'm firmly of the opinion that a number size and a weight doesn't matter, as long as you're healthy, in shape, and comfortable. That being said, there's still probably NO FUCKING WAY that Kirstie Alley is a size 8, as she told Us magazine earlier in the week: "I started out in a size 12, then an 8, and then I think next week I'll be in a 6," she said after h...

Quotables: Mel Gibson Finally Breaks His Silence

photo of mel gibson going to court for arraignment pictures photos "It’s one terribly awful moment in time, said to one person in the span of one day, and doesn’t represent what I truly believe or how I’ve treated people my entire life. If I could make that choice again, I’d make a different choice. ... I’ve never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality - period. I don’t blame some people for thinking that though, from the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes, which have been edited. Yo...

And Here I Was Thinking That the VIDEO Was Bizarre

So Katy Perry and Kanye West performed their latest single on American Idol last night, and as I've probably said before, I haven't watched a single episode this year. However? My mom called me in the middle of this performance and asked me who the hell these weird-ass people were, lip-syncing and trudging all over the stage, singing about aliens - and I just KNEW that she was talking about Katy and Kanye. As for my mom, I'm not sure if she understood what was really happening on stage, and maybe she liked it on the whole, but I also sometimes wonder if I'm not adopted. See, my mom's a big Lady Gaga fan, and I KNOW that shit didn't get passed down to me. /> So Katy Perry and Kanye West performed their latest single on American Idol last night, and as I've probably said before, I haven't watched a single episode this year. However? My mom called me in the middle of this performance and asked me who the hell these weird-ass people were, lip-syncing and trudging all over the stage, singing about aliens - and I just KNEW that she was talking about Katy and Kanye. As for my mom, I'm not sure if she understood what was really happening on stage, ...