Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Love It or Leave It: Holly Madison’s Maternity (?) Wear

photo of holly madison pictures pregnancy photos pic Here's a photo of Holly Madison at the recent Animal Foundation Happy Anniversary Hour event held in Los Angeles. And this is what she wore. And to avoid mincing words, because why bother, I hate it. This is an awful, awful dress for a pregnant woman, and I don't say that because I'm a person who thinks that pregnant women should not be wearing slinky, sultry dresses and should instead be at home in muumuus, eating bonbons (because I don't). I'm saying that because this is one f-cking ugly dress...

Quotables: Brandi Glanville’s Really Mad About That Outfit, LeAnn Rimes

photo of leann rimes pictures Someone is trying 2 get under my skin by calling MY children "her boys" Sooo transparent!They R MY boys, Eddie Boys and ur step-sons... 4 now. ---Brandi Glanville, via Twitter of course, referencing a couple of Tweets of LeAnn Rimes' that Brandi didn't like. What Tweets, you ask? Well, these Tweets: Flying out with my boys in a few hrs. Love that it's a family tour weekend. It's always more fun when they are with me. Oh and this one, too: Off to Seattle with the 3 cutest boys ever! It was ...

Here’s Danielle Fishel Trying to be Funny

If this is any indication of what Danielle's going to be like when 'Girl Meets World' premieres, I'm sad to say that Ben Savage really needs to do some serious overacting to make up for Danielle and her Big Important Stage Presence. This is Danielle, obviously, playing Lindsay Lohan playing Liz Taylor, and normally I'd say, yeah, go ahead and jump in---cash in on Lindsay's self-plague of misfortune and milk that shit, but wait ... no, I don't think that's all that cool, and I don't think it's wise of Danielle to hop in on this and make a mockery when she's got her very own show debuting sometime in the near future. Don't get me wrong, Danielle's still cute and all, but going for this easy shot? In such an over-the-top kind of way? I don't like it---not a bit. /> If this is any indication of what Danielle's going to be like when 'Girl Meets World' premieres, I'm sad to say that Ben Savage really needs to do some serious overacting to make up for Danielle and her Big Important Stage Presence. This is Danielle, obviously, playing ...

Quotables: Peter Facinelli’s New Girlfriend Needs to Stop Gushing

photo of peter facinelli jaimie alexander and that guy from twilight pictures We've been friends forever and had a lot of mutual friends and we reconnected in the middle of the year. It was one of those things where I'd been single for a very long time and he was going through a lot. We sort of bonded. It's very new to me and it's scary, but it's also something we don't want to give up on because I know how it makes me feel in my heart … It makes me feel really good. He's a good guy with a great family and I couldn't be any luckier. ---Jaimie Alexander, or Peter Facine...

Wait—Now Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Punch Anyone, OK?

photo of lindsay lohan pictures From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan is adamant ... she did NOT punch that fortune teller at a NYC nightclub this week -- but she did call her the g-word ... because the fortune teller's buddies tried to steal Lindsay's purse. Lindsay's telling friends ... Tiffany Mitchell approached her inside the club Avenue early Thursday morning to do a reading, but Lindsay turned her down -- then noticed Tiffany's friends crowding around her purse at a nearby table. When Lindsay returned to her table, the people in Linds...

Anne Hathaway Did a Pretty Annoying Interview

photo of anne hathaway pictures Generally speaking, I'm a fan of Anne Hathaway. I love her look (because guys, she's so pretty), her acting's all right, and she seems like she's not a complete tool like a lot of other actresses of her age group. She's got her shit together, and that counts for a lot with me and whether or not I publicly eviscerate someone on, as some non-fans call it, my "shitty little blog." Really though: generally, I like her (except for when she's impersonating Katie Holmes, because that's just annoying as...

This is What Lady Gaga Wears on a Safari

photo of lady gaga pictures Ahem. Caption for this photo: "Even the biggest of little monsters can't deal with Lady Gaga stupid outfits." I know, kind of lame, but hey. I'm out of practice on the whole "Caption This" thing, guys, and I consider that to me more your arena than anything these days. Seriously, though, this is what Lady Gaga wore on her recent safari while hanging out in Africa, because we all know that it's important to look like the Jewel of the Nile whilst frolicking amongst beasts that could eat you in one single bite. In related Lady Gaga news, did you hear what she had to ...

Oh, Now, That’s a Good Look, LeAnn Rimes

photo of leann rimes pictures Don't you guys go to the airport looking like this? Because duh, I know I do. This is LeAnn Rimes hanging out with her family (or, you know, Brandi Glanville's family, if you want to argue semantics) at the airport and she looks like a RAWKER. RAWK, LeAnn Rimes, RAWK. ...

Is Angus T. Jones Being Replaced by Miley Cyrus?

photo of miley cyrus and angus t. jones pictures two and a half men pic To quote a viral McDonald's commercial of my youth, "Hey, it could happen." Word on the street is that Miley Cyrus, former guest star on 'Two and a Half Men', is being looked at by the show's executives as a permanent replacement for Angus T. Jones. The other word on the street is that Angus T. Jones is being forced out of the show because he's ungrateful, and weird, and not all that great for publicity. Go figure. A production source told Celebuzz, "There are talks to replace Angus...

Eva Longoria: Would You, Still?

photo of eva longoria mexico gq pictures The guys at GQ are hoping you'd still, because otherwise, what the hell are they doing, choosing Eva Longoria as their cover girl? See, I'm just all sorts of "blah" about Eva Longoria. Yeah, there's no doubt that she's pretty hot, but there's not a whole lot special about her. No, I think that Eva Longoria would be just as successful in her life as a hot secretary or a hot Director of Marketing or even a hot drafting engineer or something. I don't know. She's cute and all, but there's nothing real...

Is That a Baby Bump, Blake Lively?

photo of blake lively baby bump pictures pregnancy photo pic Because it sure looks like a baby bump, Blake Lively. This is Blake Lively, arriving (or leaving, I don't know) at an airport with husband Ryan Reynolds (not pictured). And I don't know about you guys, but either that's a baby bump, or old girl Blake needs to work a bit on her posture, because her spine's starting to leak out the side of her belly. Baby bump? Not a baby bump? What is it, guys? ...

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photo of jeff goldblum pictures hot pic Jeff Goldblum and Seth Rogen. Yum. [Elite Daily] Trouble in paradise for Beyonce? [Bossip] Surprise! Channing Tatum is an egotistical ass. [CDL] Marion Cotillard and her son are ADORABLE. [Hollywood PQ] Lindsay wants to go to rehab instead of jail. [Huff Po] The highest-paid musician is ... [Popbytes] This is what Lady Gaga wore in Africa. [INFDaily] The naked men of University of Warwick's Boat Club. [OMGBlog] Sofia Vergara's boob. The whole damn thing. [Celebslam] And speaking of which, Shirtless Friday. [theBERRY] Gabriel Aubry's telling ...