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Jessica Simpson’s Getting Amped Up About Her Wedding

photo of jessica simpson pictures photos weight gain weight loss before and after pics Great news, guys! Jessica Simpson's gone and set her wedding date! I mean, we don't know when it is or anything, and for her sake, it's probably better off that way, but hey - progress! She and Eric Johnson, ex-NFL player to whom she was engaged earlier this year, are said to be in the planning process of their wedding, though Jess herself has no idea what she's going to wear: "I'm still trying to figure out what to wear! I don't know if I want the big boom, or the curvy thing, but it will be s...

What Actor Has a Tattoo Above His Penis?

photo of man's torso black and white abs pictures photos The tattoo reads 'Thank you.' And says the actor, it's there "in case I forget to say it," he says with a wink. Oh my. Here's your hints: 1. He also has the initials 'ER' tattooed on his wrist, from back when he briefly dated Emma Roberts. 2. He's got a reputation for being a ladies' man and lost a different girlfriend over it. 3. He's a UK-born actor. Jump in for the answer! Read More...

The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II Trailer is HERE!

Are you as excited about this as I am? Because I am PRETTY. DARN. EXCITED. As I've told you plenty of times before, I am a hardcore Harry Potter fan. I've, like, even gone as far as to look up some of the cooler, more delicious-sounding recipes that are featured in the series and MADE THEM. (Butterbeer? Um, amazing.) I have no doubts that when I hit the theaters for this movie, that the tears'll be flowing. Totally. Harry Potter has been so much more than just another movie franchise to its fans, and you can bet that these movies will be of - dare I say it - Star Wars-type fame in the coming decades. /> Are you as excited about this as I am? Because I am PRETTY. DARN. EXCITED. As I've told you plenty of times before, I am a hardcore Harry Potter fan. I've, like, even gone as far as to look up some of the cooler, more delicious-sounding recipes that are featured in the series and MADE THEM. (Butterbeer? Um, amazing.) I have no doubts that when I hit the theaters for this movie, that the tears'll be flowing. Totally. Harry Potter has been so much more than just another movie franchise to it...

Afternoon Delight

photo of minka kelly pictures photos hot woman pics You might be surprised by the most recent photos of Jessica Simpson. Bu then again, you might not. [The Superficial] Uh, who says Boyfriend jeans aren't sexy? [Lainey Gossip] You'll never believe who's in line to take custody of MJ's kids when Grandma croaks. [Bossip] Blake Lively goes redhead. [ICYDK] Megan Fox is FINALLY removing that STUPID tattoo. [Amy Grindhouse] America's Next Top Model is going all-star! [The Frisky] Alicia Keys: director? [Caught on Set] So I gu...

Pia Toscano’s Blowing Up, You Guys

You know, there's positively no doubt in my mind that Pia Toscano, who was recently kicked off of American Idol, is a wicked talented chick who's got a crazy good voice. She's also pretty sweet and is cute enough to be dating Mark Ballas, who is just hot. Flat-the-fuck-out hot. Smoking hot. What I'm wondering, though, does she have an unfair advantage in performing on Dancing With the Stars BECAUSE she's dating Mark Ballas? If she weren't porking him on the regular, would the network even consider having an American Idol reject perform on their show? It's a sticky situation, but for Pia, it's win-win. Lose out on AI? That's OK - you get a record label, a hot boyfriend who can probably move in bed as well as he does on stage, and public appearances on much-watched shows left and right. Goes to show you, guys - dreams can come true. /> You know, there's positively no doubt in my mind that Pia Toscano, who was recently kicked off of American Idol, is a wicked talented chick who's got a crazy good voice. She's also pretty sweet and is cute enough to be dating Mark Ballas, who is just hot. Flat-the-fuck-out hot. Smoking hot. What I'm wondering, though, does she have an unfair advantage in performing on Dancing With the Stars BECAUSE she's dating Mark Ballas? If she weren't porking him on the regular, would the network even consider having an American Idol reject perform on their show? It's a sticky situation, but for Pia, it's win-win. Lose out on AI? That's OK - you get a record label, a hot boyfriend who can probably move in bed ...

Jessie Spano Wrote a Book, Has Some Explaining to Do

photo of elizabeth berkley book signing pictures photos crazy I know, I know - it's 'Elizabeth Berkley,' or whatever, but from my fond-ass memories, she'll remain the perfect, AC Slater-loving Jessie Spano probably for the rest of my life. Unless, of course, she does another horrible life-of-a-stripper movie, and then I might be forced to reneg on that whole 'perfect' thing for another few years. But anyway, girlfriend wrote a book and did a signing and all I can think about is that one episode of Saved by the Bell where she gets addicted to caffeine pills as a means of doing all of her sc...

Morning Wood

photo of steven tyler pictures photos young hot pic This Teen Mom is trying her damnedest to squeeze a little bit more fame out of this whole 'baby' thing. [The Superficial] Beyonce and Jay-Z performing at the Royal Wedding? [Lainey Gossip] A remake of Coming to America? NO FUCKING THANKS. [Bossip] A lot of you have been waiting for it: Obama's birth certificate. Happy now? [TMZ] Olivia Munn is still trying really hard. [The Blemish] Palace guard calls Kate Middleton a 'cow.' Guess who probably won't have a job tomorrow. Or a life. [Right...

Love It or Leave It: Jake Gyllenhaal Goes Bald

photo of jake gyllenhall on new movie buzzed head bald pictures photos It's for a movie, though, don't worry - it's called End of Watch and he plays a police officer. One with a buzzed head. And while I generally think that Jake Gyllenhaal is one of those dudes that could wear a stop sign as a loin cloth and peacock feathers on his head and STILL be hot, you have to be a certain type to really, really rock the cut-down-to-the-quick 'do. Vin Diesel? Hot. Would look funny with hair. Howie Mandel? Hot (I KNOW, don't get me started). DID look funny with hair. Jake Gyllenha...

Kate Hudson Made Matthew Bellamy Propose and NOW THEY’RE ENGAGED

photo of kate hudson and matthew bellamy engaged engagement rings pictures photos Amazing how things like that sometimes turn out, right? My dad always said some pretty random things like 'When you're sick, you don't feel good,' and 'Wet birds don't fart at night' (that one I never understood), so I guess, yeah, it would make sense that if Matty proposed to Kate and she said yes, that they'd be engaged. Kate appeared on The Today Show and confirmed to Matt Lauer that Bellamy had popped the question last week, and Kate happily obliged. The only thing I'm MORE shocked about...

This is What Went Down on Leno Last Night

My favorite part was when Jay asked her 'If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?' Lindsay's answer? The public's perception of her. I almost fell off the fucking chair when I heard that. Seriously. This girl's fucked her life up in such an epic way, made so many ridiculously repetitive mistakes, and the ONE THING she'd change is the way the public views her? Come ON! I think it's cute and all, the way she's so desperate for an Oscar, but priorities, man. This girl's twenty-four. She needs to get her head right before she considers anything else, and by telling us that the public's perception of her (of all things) is what keeps her up at night, it's not exactly a sign of a girl who's maturing into a woman. I still love you, Linds, but things are just not going very well these days, are they? /> My favorite part was when Jay asked her 'If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?' Lindsay's answer? The public's perception of her. I almost fell off the fucking chair when I heard that. Seriously. This girl's fucked her life up in such an epic way, made so many ridiculously repetitive mistakes, and the ONE THING she'd change is the way the public views her? Come ON! I think it's cute and all, the way she's so desperate for an Oscar, but priorities, man. This girl's twenty-four. She needs to get her head right before she considers anything else, and by telling us that the public's perception of her ...

Remember Frenchie Davis?

She's back, you guys! Frenchie, a one-time American Idol contestant, was kicked off the show rather unceremoniously for being the first contestant to have internet nudes in circulation (the scandal! the outrage!). Eight years later, she's on television again - The Voice with Christina Aguilera. She sang Katy Perry's 'I Kissed a Girl,' and though she's definitely got a voice, I was more pleased at the mere idea that she was even there. It takes a lot of guts to get kicked down by a show like American Idol after being told you're unsuitable for family shows, only to get back up, try Broadway and make your dreams come through by other means. Way to go, girl! /> She's back, you guys! Frenchie, a one-time American Idol contestant, was kicked off the show rather unceremoniously for being the first contestant to have internet nudes in circulation (the scandal! the outrage!). Eight years later, she's on television again - The Voice with Christina Aguilera. She sang Katy Perry's 'I Kissed a Girl,' and though she's definitely got a voice, I was more pleased at the mere idea that she was even there. It takes a lot of guts to get kicked down by a...

Afternoon Delight

photo of leann rimes hot pictures LeAnn Rimes is officially obsessed with Brandi Glanville. [The Superficial] LA Laker arrested for assault. [Bossip] Madonna's daughter is totally off the rails. [Lainey Gossip] Christina Aguilera does a public appearance non-wasted. [Right Celebrity] The 2012 New York City Firefighter calendar makes a grand return. [Socialite Life] Shia LaBeouf's new movie looks awesome, primarily because Shia LaBeouf is in it. [Caught on Set] Is Nicolas Cage going to be charged with child abuse? [Yeeeah] What celebrity has a misspelled tattoo? [The Blemish] Jersey Shore in the style of Oscar Wilde. [OMGBlog] When it comes to...