If you haven't heard by now, wading through the news of the Royal Wedding and their Royal Wedded Bliss, Mad Men's January Jones is with child. My first thoughts, seriously, when I heard this news? That this unborn child better not be the offspring of my boyfriend, Adrien Brody. I mean, remember back when it was rumored that Adrien had some kind of obvious lapse in judgment and allegedly hooked up with Jones? She's been on the DL with her dating, or in this case, as she's professing to be a '...
I know it's probably just breaking your little heart that we're taking a break from our Royal Wedding coverage to talk about a douchecan like Charlie Sheen, but it's just gotta be done. Charlie, who's been wicked erratic in his assertions that CBS wants him back, and that he doesn't want to go back, but then he DOES want to go back, but anyway - Chuck Lorre, creator of Two and a Half Men states that the show's going to go on - without Charlie Sheen.
So of course, Charlie wrote a long-winded rant about how awesome he is and how Chuck L...
Even in a skimpy bikini, I'm not impressed by Olivia Munn. [The Superficial]
An even bigger treasure trove of stills from the Royal Wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
Blind Item: What starlet claims she swings both ways? [Bossip]
Still can't believe this bitch moved on in the way she did. [Cele|bitchy]
Lady Gaga does 'Judas' on Ellen. [ICYDK]
The best hats of the Royal Wedding. [The Frisky]
Prince William gives Kate Middleton the most sincere, sweet look ever. [The Frisky]
Pippa Middle...
Ah wedding dresses. Or rather, wedding dresses of people who don't bat an eye when it comes to dropping a small fortune on them. Above and below, you see the various wedding fashions dating back to the, like, early part of the twentieth century, all the way to today.
Who's your favorite wedding princess?
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The kiss is just about at the minute mark, and the rest of the clip is basically just a bunch of royals on the balcony at Westminster Abbey waving and egging the crowd on while watching the Queen look like she wants to kick some little boy ass.
ALSO. Wouldn't it be totally awesome if Prince Harry decided to go and hook up with Pippa Middleton? I mean, both of these siblings, Harry AND Pippa, look like total hell-raisers, and I think they'd nicely balance the somber and reserved Prince William and now-Princess Kate quite well, don't you?
I'm pulling for it, you guys. Let's make it happen. />
The kiss is just about at the minute mark, and the rest of the clip is basically just a bunch of royals on the balcony at Westminster Abbey waving and egging the crowd on while watching the Queen look like she wants to kick some little boy ass.
ALSO. Wouldn't it be totally awesome if Prince Harry decided to go and hook up with Pippa Middleton? I mean, both of these siblings, Harry AND Pippa, look like total hell-raisers, and I think they'd nicely balance the somber and reserved Prince William and now-Prince...
I know, I know. I said I was going to just stop this madness, but I can't help it. I mean, I said I wasn't going to eat the rest of that chocolate bunny head last night, but what happened? TOTALLY FUCKING ATE IT.
That's what this wedding is like. I promised myself I'd stay away from it, but here I am. Sneakily at it, fearing that someone's going to catch me gorging myself on something that's just soooo bad, but you just can't tear yourself away from it.
I love how Kate had a REALLY HARD TIME keeping a stoic face, and you just KNOW she was thinking about how many McQueen fashions and Louboutins she was going to be able to buy in the coming months. No, I'm kidding. She was totally thinking about how crazy it was going to be to shag later tonight as an official Princess. />
I know, I know. I said I was going to just stop this madness, but I can't help it. I mean, I said I wasn't going to eat the rest of that chocolate bunny head last night, but what happened? TOTALLY FUCKING ATE IT.
That's what this wedding is like. I promised myself I'd stay away from it, but here I am. Sneakily at it, fearing that someone's going to catch me gorging myself on something that's just soooo bad, but you just can't tear yourself away from it.
I love how Kate had a REALLY HARD TIME keeping a stoic face, and you just KNOW she was thi...
I promised myself I wouldn't cave and buy into the hype that surrounded the wedding, and I did SO WELL, you guys. I wasn't one of those who got my ass up at three this morning, tiptoeing to the living room to watch two people that I could give a rat's ass about tie the knot and stumble back to bed an hour later, still half-asleep, with visions of Hollywood-white teeth and polite waves in my head. I did, however, check out the photos when I first got up this morning, and I have to say: my God ...
Surprise, surprise: Paris Hilton and her boyfriend were attacked on the way ou of court yesterday. [The Superficial]
Kate Middleton looks totally chill on the day before her wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
For those who can spare a few thought for all of those killed in the last day by these fucked-up-ass storms. [Bossip]
Are there still any Morrissey fans around? Look what he said. [Cele|bitchy]
Britney lost a role to Naomi Watts for WHAT MOVIE!? [Hollywood Dame]
Donald Trump claims ...
“Obama was something fresh, and new, and people wanted to put their faith in his message of being different and 'change' and all this stuff two years ago, but that fell flat because he gets in there and it's pretty much the same old thing. I think everybody can agree on that, there's no real change. ... Gasoline is going to be six dollars a gallon by the end of the summer. They want to raise the debt ceiling, and we have a trillion and a half dollars already in debt. ... I'd be open to Donal...
And you know, seriously, this woman beats the hell out of all of Charlie's other 'goddesses.' She's got more class, more fashion sense, and apparently more taste, as she wouldn't open her lips to the nicotine-laden tongue that still hasn't yet rotted out of Charlie's mouth.
An elderly woman was brought up on stage at one of Charlie's recent tour stops, where the audience - childishly - began chanting 'Kiss her! Kiss her!' It took Charlie an uncomfortable moment to make a move, and probably made the poor woman feel ridiculous in the process, but finally planted a quick one on her at the audience's request.
Don't worry, Charlie - Mila Kunis felt the same way when she heard you wanted her for one of your trashy goddesses. Gross. />
And you know, seriously, this woman beats the hell out of all of Charlie's other 'goddesses.' She's got more class, more fashion sense, and apparently more taste, as she wouldn't open her lips to the nicotine-laden tongue that still hasn't yet rotted out of Charlie's mouth.
An elderly woman was brought up on stage at one of Charlie's recent tour stops, where the audience - childishly - began chanting 'Kiss her! Kiss her!' It took Charlie an uncomfortable moment to make a move, and probably made the p...
Joey Lawrence: a bigger cunt than you ever thought before. [The Superficial]
Sean Penn gussies up for Scarlett Johansson. [Lainey Gossip]
What did Khloe Kardashian say to make everyone feel sorry for her? [Bossip]
Richie Sambora is headed for rehab again. [ICYDK]
Ryan Reynolds thinks he's bigger and better than Star Wars. See? DELUSIONAL. [Pajiba]
Speaking of cunts, Gwyneth Paltrow called her grandmother one. Sweet woman, huh? [Huffington Post]
Levi Johnston thinks he should be on Oprah's show before it shits the bed. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
PHOTOS: Rihanna gets a full-body scan! [Celebuzz]
Am I t...
I know I'm probably in the minority along with Sassy Gay Friend, here, but I'm gonna lay it out for you: I could give a crap less about what's going down across the pond tomorrow. Really. I mean, it's been fun talking about Kate Middleton and how patient she's been and stuff over the past eight years while Prince William dealt with sexuality issues or whatever, but after tomorrow, the Prince and Kate are going to fall off into general obscurity, until the Prince starts sticking his royal wang into the hot, buttered biscuits of another ... person.
Then we'll pay attention again for a few minutes, but 'til then? I'm with SGF when I say 'who the eff cares,' how about you? />
I know I'm probably in the minority along with Sassy Gay Friend, here, but I'm gonna lay it out for you: I could give a crap less about what's going down across the pond tomorrow. Really. I mean, it's been fun talking about Kate Middleton and how patient she's been and stuff over the past eight years while Prince William dealt with sexuality issues or whatever, but after tomorrow, the Prince and Kate are going to fall off into general obscurity, until the Prince starts sticking his royal wang into the hot, butte...
If you haven't heard by now, wading through the news of the Royal Wedding and their Royal Wedded Bliss, Mad Men's January Jones is with child. My first thoughts, seriously, when I heard this news? That this unborn child better not be the offspring of my boyfriend, Adrien Brody. I mean, remember back when it was rumored that Adrien had some kind of obvious lapse in judgment and allegedly hooked up with Jones? She's been on the DL with her dating, or in this case, as she's professing to be a '...
I know it's probably just breaking your little heart that we're taking a break from our Royal Wedding coverage to talk about a douchecan like Charlie Sheen, but it's just gotta be done. Charlie, who's been wicked erratic in his assertions that CBS wants him back, and that he doesn't want to go back, but then he DOES want to go back, but anyway - Chuck Lorre, creator of Two and a Half Men states that the show's going to go on - without Charlie Sheen.
So of course, Charlie wrote a long-winded rant about how awesome he is and how Chuck L...
Even in a skimpy bikini, I'm not impressed by Olivia Munn. [The Superficial]
An even bigger treasure trove of stills from the Royal Wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
Blind Item: What starlet claims she swings both ways? [Bossip]
Still can't believe this bitch moved on in the way she did. [Cele|bitchy]
Lady Gaga does 'Judas' on Ellen. [ICYDK]
The best hats of the Royal Wedding. [The Frisky]
Prince William gives Kate Middleton the most sincere, sweet look ever. [The Frisky]
Pippa Middle...
Ah wedding dresses. Or rather, wedding dresses of people who don't bat an eye when it comes to dropping a small fortune on them. Above and below, you see the various wedding fashions dating back to the, like, early part of the twentieth century, all the way to today.
Who's your favorite wedding princess?
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I promised myself I wouldn't cave and buy into the hype that surrounded the wedding, and I did SO WELL, you guys. I wasn't one of those who got my ass up at three this morning, tiptoeing to the living room to watch two people that I could give a rat's ass about tie the knot and stumble back to bed an hour later, still half-asleep, with visions of Hollywood-white teeth and polite waves in my head. I did, however, check out the photos when I first got up this morning, and I have to say: my God ...
Surprise, surprise: Paris Hilton and her boyfriend were attacked on the way ou of court yesterday. [The Superficial]
Kate Middleton looks totally chill on the day before her wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
For those who can spare a few thought for all of those killed in the last day by these fucked-up-ass storms. [Bossip]
Are there still any Morrissey fans around? Look what he said. [Cele|bitchy]
Britney lost a role to Naomi Watts for WHAT MOVIE!? [Hollywood Dame]
Donald Trump claims ...
“Obama was something fresh, and new, and people wanted to put their faith in his message of being different and 'change' and all this stuff two years ago, but that fell flat because he gets in there and it's pretty much the same old thing. I think everybody can agree on that, there's no real change. ... Gasoline is going to be six dollars a gallon by the end of the summer. They want to raise the debt ceiling, and we have a trillion and a half dollars already in debt. ... I'd be open to Donal...
Joey Lawrence: a bigger cunt than you ever thought before. [The Superficial]
Sean Penn gussies up for Scarlett Johansson. [Lainey Gossip]
What did Khloe Kardashian say to make everyone feel sorry for her? [Bossip]
Richie Sambora is headed for rehab again. [ICYDK]
Ryan Reynolds thinks he's bigger and better than Star Wars. See? DELUSIONAL. [Pajiba]
Speaking of cunts, Gwyneth Paltrow called her grandmother one. Sweet woman, huh? [Huffington Post]
Levi Johnston thinks he should be on Oprah's show before it shits the bed. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
PHOTOS: Rihanna gets a full-body scan! [Celebuzz]
Am I t...