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"I admitted the affair. I told her the hard details. I let her know that I had never loved this woman, that I had never cared for her at all. The feeling of shame and sadness that washed over me as Sandy began to cry was almost beyond measure ... I didn't touch her. I sat frozen in my chair, watching, as Sandy's small body shook with sobs. From there, Sandra rose to her feet. She unfolded her sunglasses and put them on her face ... She walked steadily and purposefully to the front of the sh...
Would some say that Mischa Barton's gotten fat? Yeah, some probably would. But I'm not going to. She's not, you know, Victoria's Secret-caliber-form anymore, but she's certainly not FAT. However, despite the fact that I wouldn't call her fat, I WOULD call her out on looking like some caveman's sister. I mean, hell. What happened to her face? Is this what not giving a fuck is supposed to look like? Because if it is, girl's got it down pat, and for that, I commend her.
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Kelly Preston shot herself. [The Superficial]
Ryan Gosling photographed in the same clothes for three days in a row. [Lainey Gossip]
Those monthly sex parties are over. [Bossip]
"My son was no child molester." [TMZ]
CNN definitely just got trolled. [The Blemish]
Will Farrell shaves off Conan O'Brien's beard. [Right Celebrity TV]
Rob Lowe was flyin' with the terrorists. [Huffington Post]
Can Jennifer Lopez pull off the rocker chick thing? [Celebuzz]
The 10 best celebri...
So we're now hearing that the House Intelligence Committee is 'reluctant' to run the photos, according to sources, so that probably means that they're going to be run, no ifs, ands or buts, cut-and-dry. An official statement claims that the President himself is also concerned at the idea of releasing such graphic photos to the public:
“I have to tell you I think I’m more where the president is on this. I’m a little bit reluctant, I’ll tell you why. The conspiracy theorists are going ...
First of all, let me preface this by saying that I think artichokes are fucking disgusting. There are not - ARE NOT - many foods I dislike, but artichokes are on that list, along with liver, grapefruit, and salmon. But despite my aversion to artichokes, Katy Perry loves them. And not only does she love them, she IDENTIFIES with them, calling them 'magical.'
For her sit with Vanity Fair magazine, Katy tried really hard to be relatable, and despite my general ambivalence toward Katy Perry, she act...
Oh girl. You're doing absolutely nothing to quash those 'serial dater' rumors. You and this Alex Beh character, with whom you did that absolutely adorable, endearing Christmas video, dated for how long? According to People, it was 'less than a year.' But we here at Evil Beet, we who ALWAYS keep count, think it was more like six months. Which, yeah, is 'less than a year,' but it's way closer to eight weeks than it is to fifty-two.
I always kind of rolled my eyes whenever the topic of Jennifer Love Hewitt was broached, but now shit's kind of getting intriguing. It's great to see who Jen's going to sho...
Man, this kid is as fierce-looking as his daddy. Little man and his daddy were photographed earlier this week doing some shopping, and I have to say - the boy's practically the spitting image of his father.
Here's your hints:
Dad starred in The Faculty, filed for divorce from his baby mama in 2009, and did something really fucking heinous to pop music in 2008 into 2009. The heinous act is still in progress, and there appears to be no end in sight. (Thanks for that.)
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Gah. The thing is? There's actually people out there who are seriously that stoked about something like this. I know I probably sound really jaded, and it's coming across borderline rude, but come on. It's just kids' names. It's MARIAH CAREY'S KIDS' NAMES. I know that, like, some people are really into certain celebrities, but even my most favorite celebrities wouldn't even register a small 'squee' if they gave birth to kids and were dangling the kids' names over my head like a fresh, oi...
And if that doesn't give you any indication as to what type of person Lindsay's evolved into, then nothing does.
Girlfriend was photographed rocking the no-bra look while she slummed it with the homeless and the needy of LA, and though it was REALLY hard to pull my gaze away from those overstuffed sofas known as Lindsay's lips, I did it, and I was actually able to see LINDSAY NIPPLE. I know it's not nearly as good as, say, Megan Fox nipple or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley nipple, but it's alright...
Probably the hands-down, worst-dressed chick at the chick at the Gala. Or, um, anywhere in life. [Lainey Gossip]
What kind of chick cheats while she's pregnant, for real? [Bossip]
Ian Ziering is a dad! [Right Celebrity]
Tell us how you feel about Osama's assassination, Miley. Don't hold back. [Socialite Life]
Starting to look like Heidi Montag's face is falling in. [Caught on Set]
There is a god: Kelly Rowland in a hot bikini. 'Tis the season! [Yeeeah]
What was Andy Dick ar...