Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quotables: Jesse James Outs ‘Sandy’ Bullocks Affair Response in New Book

photo of jesse james and sandra bullock in happier times pictures photos "I admitted the affair. I told her the hard details. I let her know that I had never loved this woman, that I had never cared for her at all. The feeling of shame and sadness that washed over me as Sandy began to cry was almost beyond measure ... I didn't touch her. I sat frozen in my chair, watching, as Sandy's small body shook with sobs. From there, Sandra rose to her feet. She unfolded her sunglasses and put them on her face ... She walked steadily and purposefully to the front of the sh...

Love It or Leave It: Mischa Barton Emerges from Obscurity, Wears a Bikini

photo of mischa barton pictures bikini fat hot pictures photos Would some say that Mischa Barton's gotten fat? Yeah, some probably would. But I'm not going to. She's not, you know, Victoria's Secret-caliber-form anymore, but she's certainly not FAT. However, despite the fact that I wouldn't call her fat, I WOULD call her out on looking like some caveman's sister. I mean, hell. What happened to her face? Is this what not giving a fuck is supposed to look like? Because if it is, girl's got it down pat, and for that, I commend her. Photos courtesy ...

Morning Wood

photo of jennifer garner hot boobs pictures photos Kelly Preston shot herself. [The Superficial] Ryan Gosling photographed in the same clothes for three days in a row. [Lainey Gossip] Those monthly sex parties are over. [Bossip] "My son was no child molester." [TMZ] CNN definitely just got trolled. [The Blemish] Will Farrell shaves off Conan O'Brien's beard. [Right Celebrity TV] Rob Lowe was flyin' with the terrorists. [Huffington Post] Can Jennifer Lopez pull off the rocker chick thing? [Celebuzz] The 10 best celebri...

The White House is Considering Running the Bin Laden Death Photos: How Do You Feel About This?

photo of osama bin laden death photos pictures death pic So we're now hearing that the House Intelligence Committee is 'reluctant' to run the photos, according to sources, so that probably means that they're going to be run, no ifs, ands or buts, cut-and-dry. An official statement claims that the President himself is also concerned at the idea of releasing such graphic photos to the public: “I have to tell you I think I’m more where the president is on this. I’m a little bit reluctant, I’ll tell you why. The conspiracy theorists are going ...

Britney Does an Interview (Sort Of)

To me, it was more like regurgitation of buzz words like 'outrageous,' 'out of this world,' 'fantastic,' and 'amazing,' but friends? It's a start. Britney's totally not what she used to be as far as being able to engage people (and what the fuck is with the facial tick and the avoidance of eye-camera contact?), but she's taking steps in the right direction in order to bring herself back to relevancy in the new millennium. Britney's hauled a long road, you know? I just really hope she's finally doing what's right for her and her fragile psyche, and hell. Not EVERY interview, public appearance, and commercial can be as cool and fun as the one from 1999 anyway. /> To me, it was more like regurgitation of buzz words like 'outrageous,' 'out of this world,' 'fantastic,' and 'amazing,' but friends? It's a start. Britney's totally not what she used to be as far as being able to engage people (and what the fuck is with the facial tick and the avoidance of eye-camera contact?), but she's taking steps in the right direction in order to bring herself back to relevancy in the new millennium. Britney's hauled a long road, you know? I just really hope she's ...

Katy Perry Interviews With Vanity Fair, Compares Her Life to a Magical Artichoke

photo of katy perry for vanity fair magazine pictures photos First of all, let me preface this by saying that I think artichokes are fucking disgusting. There are not - ARE NOT - many foods I dislike, but artichokes are on that list, along with liver, grapefruit, and salmon. But despite my aversion to artichokes, Katy Perry loves them. And not only does she love them, she IDENTIFIES with them, calling them 'magical.' For her sit with Vanity Fair magazine, Katy tried really hard to be relatable, and despite my general ambivalence toward Katy Perry, she act...

Well This is Surprising: Jennifer Love Hewitt Split From Another Boyfriend

photo of jennifer love hewitt pictures photos weight gain loss fat thin pics Oh girl. You're doing absolutely nothing to quash those 'serial dater' rumors. You and this Alex Beh character, with whom you did that absolutely adorable, endearing Christmas video, dated for how long? According to People, it was 'less than a year.' But we here at Evil Beet, we who ALWAYS keep count, think it was more like six months. Which, yeah, is 'less than a year,' but it's way closer to eight weeks than it is to fifty-two. I always kind of rolled my eyes whenever the topic of Jennifer Love Hewitt was broached, but now shit's kind of getting intriguing. It's great to see who Jen's going to sho...

Guess the Cute Celebrity Offspring!

photo of cute celebrity kids pictures photos Man, this kid is as fierce-looking as his daddy. Little man and his daddy were photographed earlier this week doing some shopping, and I have to say - the boy's practically the spitting image of his father. Here's your hints: Dad starred in The Faculty, filed for divorce from his baby mama in 2009, and did something really fucking heinous to pop music in 2008 into 2009. The heinous act is still in progress, and there appears to be no end in sight. (Thanks for that.) Read More...

OMG MARIAH CAREY RELEASED THE INITIALS OF HER TWINS!

photo of mariah carey and nick cannon christmas pictures photos Gah. The thing is? There's actually people out there who are seriously that stoked about something like this. I know I probably sound really jaded, and it's coming across borderline rude, but come on. It's just kids' names. It's MARIAH CAREY'S KIDS' NAMES. I know that, like, some people are really into certain celebrities, but even my most favorite celebrities wouldn't even register a small 'squee' if they gave birth to kids and were dangling the kids' names over my head like a fresh, oi...

Has Anyone Else Heard About the Sleeping Beauty Movie That’s Being Made?

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Emily Browning's in it, starring as what I'm assuming to be the Sleeping Beauty role, but the fairytale has taken a different spin on its traditional storyline. Instead of pricking her finger on a cursed spindle and falling into ages of sleep, just to be awakened by some douchey prince that's only got one thing on his mind, Emily's character - who is a very, very high-end prostitute - more or less takes her hits while conked out on date rape drugs. The movie? It sounds disturbing. Flat out disturbing. It's got neat visuals, and the production design is immaculate, but the concept? It's definitely one of those creepy movies that's going to stay with you for probably ever. Will you guys see this movie? />Sleeping Beauty from Pollen Digital on Vimeo. Emily Browning's in it, starring as what I'm assuming to be the Sleeping Beauty role, but the fairytale has taken a different spin on its traditional storyline. Instead of pricking her finger on a cursed spindle and falling into ages of sleep, just to be awakened by some douchey prince that's only got one thing on his mind, Emily's character - who is a very, very high-end prostitute - more or less takes her hits while conked out on date rape drugs....

This is What Lindsay Wore to Do Community Service

photo of lindsay lohan's nipples pictures photos black shirt And if that doesn't give you any indication as to what type of person Lindsay's evolved into, then nothing does. Girlfriend was photographed rocking the no-bra look while she slummed it with the homeless and the needy of LA, and though it was REALLY hard to pull my gaze away from those overstuffed sofas known as Lindsay's lips, I did it, and I was actually able to see LINDSAY NIPPLE. I know it's not nearly as good as, say, Megan Fox nipple or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley nipple, but it's alright...

Afternoon Delight

photo of eva longoria hot pictures photos back Probably the hands-down, worst-dressed chick at the chick at the Gala. Or, um, anywhere in life. [Lainey Gossip] What kind of chick cheats while she's pregnant, for real? [Bossip] Ian Ziering is a dad! [Right Celebrity] Tell us how you feel about Osama's assassination, Miley. Don't hold back. [Socialite Life] Starting to look like Heidi Montag's face is falling in. [Caught on Set] There is a god: Kelly Rowland in a hot bikini. 'Tis the season! [Yeeeah] What was Andy Dick ar...