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I was going to make some kind of lame joke about how it's apparent who wears the pants in Jessica Simpson's relationship, but we all know it's the dude who weaseled his way into her heart nary a prenup in sight, so why bother? It's still apparently all the rage to Jessica Simpson to not wear pants, and I guess we're just going to have to get used to it.
The Jessica who's weight and body shape yo-yos almost as much as Kirstie Alley's is looking extra fabulous as of late, and it's probably got a lot to do with her upcoming wedding. However? There are totally better ways to show your husband-to-be that you've still got it if he wants it than to show everyone else that you've got it, too. YOU JUST KEEP YOUR PANTS ON, GIRL.
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I was going to make some kind of lame joke about how it's apparent who wears the pants in Jessica Simpson's relationship, but we all know it's the dude who weaseled his way into her heart nary a prenup in sight, so why bother? It's still apparently all the rage to Jessica Simpson to not wear pants, and I guess we're just going to have to get used to it.
The Jessica who's weight and body shape yo-yos almost as much as Kirstie Alley's is looking extra fabulous as of lat...
So, over the last few days, President of Vivid Entertainment Stephen Hirsch happened across photos of Pippa Middleton this past weekend as she was partying on a boat in a rather skimpy white bikini with her sister, Kate Middleton, and he totally thought she'd be perfect for the lead role in one of his upcoming skin flicks:
"As far as I was concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding. As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude, y...
Though some sources claim that Whitney's entered rehab for 'cleansing' purposes to reprise her Waiting to Exhale role, true sources claim that Whitney's back in Promises or Vows or whatever because of alcohol and drug abuse.
Whitney's battled her cocaine addictions for as long as I can remember (and I've been alive almost twenty-eight years; even when I was a kid, I can remember hearing 'crack is wack' before I knew what crack was) and though she hasn't been in rehab for quite some time, it appears that girlfriend's fallen off the wagon...
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Hey guys! It's that time again where we're trying to give more crap away. This time, however, it's A HUNDRED BUCKS. Yep, you read it right: a hundred BONES. TEN THOUSAND pennies. (Well, alright, not in penny form, but you get the idea ... though it would be pretty amusing if I stealthily dropped a sack of pennies on your doorstep.) And? We're doing it three times over.
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I know these photos are supposed to be all provocative and stuff, but I just. cannot. get past the swollen nipple-lips that Lindsay's still rocking these days. Honestly. Tyler Shields (who shot the photos) is a talented photographer, but the last person that I'd be affiliating with these days would be Lindsay Lohan. I mean, fuck. The world is supposed to end in like, two weeks. MAY 21st. Is that what you really want the world to remember you by? Is Lindsay Lohan really going to be your la...
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Marisa Miller shows her stuff in Esquire. [Yeeeah]
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A pee-scented women's perfume? Guess who! [IDLYITW]
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Middleton porn? [The Frisky]
What Hollywood star was Prince Harry caught ogling? [Celebuzz]
Adam Lambert bumps and grinds with Prince. [Socialite Life]
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And by 'classy,' I mean 'at least forty percent covered up,' so girlfriend's got this DOWN. The numbers just don't lie.
Here you see Amber Rose doing her best impersonation of Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo. She just has less hair. And less talent. And less of an excuse to be looking like this, 'cause Amber doesn't strike me as a hallucenogenic-type girl like good old Mark does.
Love it? Leave it? WHIP IT?
/>And by 'classy,' I mean 'at least forty percent covered up,' so girlfriend's got this DOWN. The numbers just don't lie.
Here you see Amber Rose doing her best impersonation of Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo. She just has less hair. And less talent. And less of an excuse to be looking like this, 'cause Amber doesn't strike me as a hallucenogenic-type girl like good old Mark does.
Love it? Leave it? WHIP IT?
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I know you were all just dying to know what your girl Tara Reid's been up to, and I can say with conviction, that it's way better than any crazy thing you could think of. What could possibly top the (NSFW) Frankenboob incident? A lame tooth. Literally, a lame tooth.
According to In Touch Weekly:
It seems nothing — and we mean nothing — can ruin a good time for party girl extraordinaire Tara Reid. According to an eyewitness at the Oasis Beach Club in India, Alkif., on April 14, Tara...
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Taylor Momsen - smoking with Ma Dukes. [Cele|bitchy]
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Uma Thurman: what the fuck IS this? [Amy Grindhouse]
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Have you seen these photos yet? Because apparently, they're the height of Royal scandal. Pippa Middleton, who is Kate Middleton's sister and was also Maid of Honor in the Royal Wedding, has been EXPOSED! UNLEASHED! Frankly, she's just GONE OFF THE RAILS! As you can see from these photos, girlfriend has a seedy past, and no one quite knows where or when these photos were taken - aside from the obvious 'in her bra.'
My thoughts? Who gives a crap. Pippa's cute and perky, and she seems fun. I...
