Here are some more recent photos of Britney's gradual recovery. She was photographed playing a concert in LA this past Saturday, and she's looking really well these days.
... I mean, even if she IS missing an acrylic nail off of one of her pinky fingers and her eyebrows STILL look like they belong on the lady that used to come into the grocery store that I worked in during high school - the one who kind of had wild, unfocused eyes, drew half of her brows on and left the other half to gro...
Oh Gaga, how you slay me. And how you slip things past me, too. Did anyone see Lady Gaga's recent appearance on American Idol? Me either. Which is probably why I'm behind the ball on this one. But the above photos WERE brought to my attention, and I thought they were worthy of discussion.
I mean, penis shoes. Not magical shoes. Shoes with oh-so-very phallic heels. Are we loving them? Are we thinking they're as stupid as I'm thinking they are? Am I the ONLY ONE who wants to vomit all over the pl...
I know it's been awhile so you both probably forgot, but you guys were acquainted at one time before. Actually, you knew one another quite well. Some (like me) might even say that you guys were practically indistinguishable from one another.
For awhile, though, it seems that there was a rift by the name of 'Art' that separated the two of you, and you both became strangers to one another.
Thankfully, however, I can see that you've both been able to overcome your differences and now see the...
Yes? Well, sorry, that's not what this post is about. It's about what aired DURING last night's showing of Vampire Diaries, and it's all about my dude, Harry Potter.
I know we've covered this, and there's not much else to say beyond 'OMFG what am I gonna doooooo every eighteen months after this is all over?!'
Are you guys somberly revering the franchise as it slowly, but surely, draws to a close?
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Yes? Well, sorry, that's not what this post is about. It's about what aired DURING last night's showing of Vampire Diaries, and it's all about my dude, Harry Potter.
I know we've covered this, and there's not much else to say beyond 'OMFG what am I gonna doooooo every eighteen months after this is all over?!'
Are you guys somberly revering the franchise as it slowly, but surely, draws to a close?
...
Look, more Jessica Alba pregnancy pictures! [The Superficial]
Whitney Houston's daughter is in rehab too, LOLZ. [Cele|bitchy]
Are Mariah's kids already going to be taken away? [Bossip]
What Bad Girls star is a fucking racist cunt? [TMZ]
It's confirmed: he's a male stripper! [Socialite Life]
Herpes outbreak scars Hollywood. Great job, douche. [The Blemish]
Jennifer Garner's got some of the cutest kids ever. [Celebuzz]
Andrew Garfield spotted in New York City, looking so ...
Then you're in luck!
As you probably know, Cannes goes on for, like, three years at a time and there's always a whole crap ton of events, so instead of boring you with photos of filmmakers that you totally don't recognize (or, you know, care about), I've chosen what I think to be the best of the Cannes photos thus far. Stay tuned - there'll be more to come over the next six days or so.
Things to watch for? The gradual degeneration of my happiness as I witness Adrien Brody bringing some ga...
Well, giving a BANANA a beej, but it's probably the closest she's gotten to an actual penis in eighteen months anyway (I keep telling girlfriend that crying over an erect penis is only going to make it shrivel after a minute) so we'll work with it.
The above screenshot is from Jen's latest movie, Horrible Bosses, and the movie looks like a raunchier reboot of Office Space. Just ... with a sadder female lead. I'll let you be the judge:
Love it? Hate it? Honestly, though, this mov...
What super hot celebrity must have gotten a recent script tattoo, 'cause the last time I saw her at a movie premiere (hint: Sucker Punch), it totally wasn't there?
(And also? Can someone please tell me why script tattoos are so damned expensive? I have a few tattoos myself, one of them being a script, and it was, like, triple the price of all my others. And actually? It might have been more than my other three tattoos combined.)
Take your guesses:
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Miley Cyrus wears a bikini in Brazil. Told you it was the end of days. [The Superficial]
Can somebody please explain to me what the fuck Chris Brown is wearing? [Bossip]
Adele and Rachel peeing? [Lainey Gossip]
Lea Michele's temper gets out of control, embarrasses people in public. [Cele|bitchy]
Carrie Fisher's massive weight loss. [Huffington Post]
Johnny Depp's wax figure debuts! [Celebuzz]
Jillian Michaels on pregnancy: 'I can't handle doing that to my body.' Vain bitch, right? [The Fri...
Aw, man, in news that couldn't suck more, this is really up there: both Ashton Kutcher and CBS have alluded to the idea that Kutcher will be taking over Charlie Sheen's vacant role in Two and a Half Men. After a deal with Hugh Grant reportedly fell through (and I personally think a witty, hot British man is EXACTLY what the show just happens to need), Ashton swooped in to take a chance, and producers and executives have given it the OK so far:
Two sources close to the deal-making tell The Hollywood Re...
Ah, just when you thought X-Tina went and ate her son (What? I thought she had. It'd explain a lot of crap), she appeared in New York City holding his hand and doing her best to avoid being photographed.
With regard to the whole 'eating her son' thing, I'm glad to see that Max is just fine. See, sometimes puking after you gorge yourself on a delicious young child has its benefits: you can barely see the chew marks on little man's hands, AND he's starting to get some color back into his cheeks! Plus,...
I came across an article about how Lindsay Lohan is being 'sentenced' to 120 days in jail, but she'll be serving it at home, on house arrest, and will probably only be stuck there for fourteen days or so. Right. Same story, different day, even bigger lips. In short? Totally not even worth discussing here on Evil Beet. However, one thing in the report that actually IS of interest? The insane amount of prescription drugs that Lindsay takes on a daily basis. From 411mania:
"[Lindsay takes] Traz...
Here are some more recent photos of Britney's gradual recovery. She was photographed playing a concert in LA this past Saturday, and she's looking really well these days.
... I mean, even if she IS missing an acrylic nail off of one of her pinky fingers and her eyebrows STILL look like they belong on the lady that used to come into the grocery store that I worked in during high school - the one who kind of had wild, unfocused eyes, drew half of her brows on and left the other half to gro...
Oh Gaga, how you slay me. And how you slip things past me, too. Did anyone see Lady Gaga's recent appearance on American Idol? Me either. Which is probably why I'm behind the ball on this one. But the above photos WERE brought to my attention, and I thought they were worthy of discussion.
I mean, penis shoes. Not magical shoes. Shoes with oh-so-very phallic heels. Are we loving them? Are we thinking they're as stupid as I'm thinking they are? Am I the ONLY ONE who wants to vomit all over the pl...
I know it's been awhile so you both probably forgot, but you guys were acquainted at one time before. Actually, you knew one another quite well. Some (like me) might even say that you guys were practically indistinguishable from one another.
For awhile, though, it seems that there was a rift by the name of 'Art' that separated the two of you, and you both became strangers to one another.
Thankfully, however, I can see that you've both been able to overcome your differences and now see the...
Look, more Jessica Alba pregnancy pictures! [The Superficial]
Whitney Houston's daughter is in rehab too, LOLZ. [Cele|bitchy]
Are Mariah's kids already going to be taken away? [Bossip]
What Bad Girls star is a fucking racist cunt? [TMZ]
It's confirmed: he's a male stripper! [Socialite Life]
Herpes outbreak scars Hollywood. Great job, douche. [The Blemish]
Jennifer Garner's got some of the cutest kids ever. [Celebuzz]
Andrew Garfield spotted in New York City, looking so ...
Then you're in luck!
As you probably know, Cannes goes on for, like, three years at a time and there's always a whole crap ton of events, so instead of boring you with photos of filmmakers that you totally don't recognize (or, you know, care about), I've chosen what I think to be the best of the Cannes photos thus far. Stay tuned - there'll be more to come over the next six days or so.
Things to watch for? The gradual degeneration of my happiness as I witness Adrien Brody bringing some ga...
Well, giving a BANANA a beej, but it's probably the closest she's gotten to an actual penis in eighteen months anyway (I keep telling girlfriend that crying over an erect penis is only going to make it shrivel after a minute) so we'll work with it.
The above screenshot is from Jen's latest movie, Horrible Bosses, and the movie looks like a raunchier reboot of Office Space. Just ... with a sadder female lead. I'll let you be the judge:
Love it? Hate it? Honestly, though, this mov...
What super hot celebrity must have gotten a recent script tattoo, 'cause the last time I saw her at a movie premiere (hint: Sucker Punch), it totally wasn't there?
(And also? Can someone please tell me why script tattoos are so damned expensive? I have a few tattoos myself, one of them being a script, and it was, like, triple the price of all my others. And actually? It might have been more than my other three tattoos combined.)
Take your guesses:
{democracy:200}
Read More...
Miley Cyrus wears a bikini in Brazil. Told you it was the end of days. [The Superficial]
Can somebody please explain to me what the fuck Chris Brown is wearing? [Bossip]
Adele and Rachel peeing? [Lainey Gossip]
Lea Michele's temper gets out of control, embarrasses people in public. [Cele|bitchy]
Carrie Fisher's massive weight loss. [Huffington Post]
Johnny Depp's wax figure debuts! [Celebuzz]
Jillian Michaels on pregnancy: 'I can't handle doing that to my body.' Vain bitch, right? [The Fri...
Aw, man, in news that couldn't suck more, this is really up there: both Ashton Kutcher and CBS have alluded to the idea that Kutcher will be taking over Charlie Sheen's vacant role in Two and a Half Men. After a deal with Hugh Grant reportedly fell through (and I personally think a witty, hot British man is EXACTLY what the show just happens to need), Ashton swooped in to take a chance, and producers and executives have given it the OK so far:
Two sources close to the deal-making tell The Hollywood Re...
Ah, just when you thought X-Tina went and ate her son (What? I thought she had. It'd explain a lot of crap), she appeared in New York City holding his hand and doing her best to avoid being photographed.
With regard to the whole 'eating her son' thing, I'm glad to see that Max is just fine. See, sometimes puking after you gorge yourself on a delicious young child has its benefits: you can barely see the chew marks on little man's hands, AND he's starting to get some color back into his cheeks! Plus,...
I came across an article about how Lindsay Lohan is being 'sentenced' to 120 days in jail, but she'll be serving it at home, on house arrest, and will probably only be stuck there for fourteen days or so. Right. Same story, different day, even bigger lips. In short? Totally not even worth discussing here on Evil Beet. However, one thing in the report that actually IS of interest? The insane amount of prescription drugs that Lindsay takes on a daily basis. From 411mania:
"[Lindsay takes] Traz...