According to sources at Radar Online, Lindsay Lohan was actually PHOTOGRAPHED being a disgusting, drunken, bitchy mess on Sunday night. The natural succession of the evening designated that Lindsay tried to break the photographer's arm in order to avoid being snapped, and after the photo was taken, and Lindsay failed at being all aggressive, a friend of Lindsay's intervened and tried to destroy the camera herself:
[After the photo was taken] someone in Lohan’s entourage reportedly grabbed the Nikon point-and-shoot camera fro...
Jennifer Lopez: the next Spiderwoman? [The Superficial]
So are Rihanna and Chris Brown 'talking' again? [Lainey Gossip]
Is this Weezy's woman? [Bossip]
Why did Charlie Sheen borrow 10 million dollars from a network? [TMZ]
Have you heard of Steven Spielberg's Smash? Well you need to - NOW. [LA Times]
Rosario Dawson: close to showing you her ladybits. [Socialite Life]
Wendy Williams doesn't want your man friends. [The Frisky]
Why was Brad Pitt booed in Cannes? [Yeeeah]
PHOTOS: Victoria and David Beckham's expensive summer rental. [Celebuzz]
Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly face off and it'...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s ass-grabby Russell Brand...
"I look at the experiences that I've gone through as a teeny bopper (and) having that I look at Justin Bieber and my heart breaks for him because I know what he's going to go through, he knows that, everybody knows that... That kind of success at that age can really bite you in the shorts... Put on the seat belt, buddy, because it's going to be a bumpy ride and there's going to be times when people say you're not talented any more. Never give up on yourself."
Donny Osmond, offering some pear...
Oh man. This IS big, isn't it? According to sources at the LA Times, the real reason Maria Shriver like, abruptly cut out on her husband and their shared home was because she found out her estranged husband impregnated some chick on their HOUSEHOLD staff and had a child with her ten years ago. He got down and dirty with THE STAFF. THE HELP.
"After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago, I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and fam...
And Rihanna follows Chris Brown on Twitter WHY? [The Superficial]
Yeah, Kanye's not at all looking for attention, right? [Bossip]
Britney stole Kim Kardashian's dress. [Celebuzz]
Ashley Greene on the end of the Twilight mania. [Heatworld]
What rapper is officially a suspect in a murder case? [TMZ]
Charlie Sheen releases a statement on Ashton Kutcher as his replacement, shocks everyone. [The Frisky]
Botox-giving cunt of a mother gets her kid taken away. I say 'good for the bitch.' [Cele|bitchy]
Ram Boneh ...
For example, Michelle Rodriguez's ill-fitting bikini bottom and the way it sags on her butt. I mean, she's practically MOONING us, and what's a whole lot funnier than mooning? NOTHING. What's sexier than a full- or half-moon? LOTS OF THINGS.
Don't get me wrong - Michelle Rodriguez is as hot as the day is long. She's got that uber-tough, roundhouse kick you in your face while she's blowing you look to her and not many women can pull that off. But the 'suit has to go, Michelle. It just mak...
A: TRICK QUESTION, BITCHES! The answer is 'both of them!'
AnnaLynne and her lesser-known sister, Angel, were photographed this past weekend out and about in LA and the paparazzi caught them both in less-than-flattering faces. (But don't take it to heart from me - I'm someone who takes random, unstaged photos looking like I suffered some kind of stroke. Seriously? If you ever take my picture and want it to look OK, don't surprise me with it. Guaranteed it'll come out looking like ass.)
Ange...
Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini. Enough said. [The Superficial]
What actor keeps tripping over his penis? [Lainey Gossip]
Don Lemon reveals: "I was born this gay." [Bossip]
Angelina Jolie directed a movie and it apparently doesn't suck. [LA Times]
A new Muppet movie hits theaters this fall - how bad will it suck? [Pajiba]
Jon Cryer just can't wait to work with Ashton Kutcher. [IDLYITW]
Britney Spears officially looks normal in Harper's Bazaar, so apparently some new, magical photo editing program has been invented. [Amy Grindhouse]
PS22 chorus does 'Rolling in the Deep'; I am a...
Looks like Nick (the youngest Jonas I think?) has latched onto some seriously hot vadge. Delta Goodrem, who I had to Google, is an Australian performer who most famously dated some dude from some band called 'Westlife.' She's apparently pretty big in Australia, and she's really, really hot. Anyway, these two guys are dating, and even though Nick is not even 19 yet and Delta is 26, they seem to have a whole lot in common (mainly that whole 'pretty' thing). You go, Nick!
I don't know a wh...
Have you guys seen the trailer for Larry Crowne yet? No? Well, here it is - watch it quick before you proceed with snippets from the W interview:
OK, now that you've absorbed all of that. This? Might just be the best movie of the year. Seriously. I know a lot of you probably expect that I'd love movies like The Devil Wears Prada or something based on those fucking nitwits out of the Real Housewives series, just judging by my aptitude for bitchy snark, but really? All of that other stuf...
According to sources at Radar Online, Lindsay Lohan was actually PHOTOGRAPHED being a disgusting, drunken, bitchy mess on Sunday night. The natural succession of the evening designated that Lindsay tried to break the photographer's arm in order to avoid being snapped, and after the photo was taken, and Lindsay failed at being all aggressive, a friend of Lindsay's intervened and tried to destroy the camera herself:
[After the photo was taken] someone in Lohan’s entourage reportedly grabbed the Nikon point-and-shoot camera fro...
Jennifer Lopez: the next Spiderwoman? [The Superficial]
So are Rihanna and Chris Brown 'talking' again? [Lainey Gossip]
Is this Weezy's woman? [Bossip]
Why did Charlie Sheen borrow 10 million dollars from a network? [TMZ]
Have you heard of Steven Spielberg's Smash? Well you need to - NOW. [LA Times]
Rosario Dawson: close to showing you her ladybits. [Socialite Life]
Wendy Williams doesn't want your man friends. [The Frisky]
Why was Brad Pitt booed in Cannes? [Yeeeah]
PHOTOS: Victoria and David Beckham's expensive summer rental. [Celebuzz]
Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly face off and it'...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s ass-grabby Russell Brand...
"I look at the experiences that I've gone through as a teeny bopper (and) having that I look at Justin Bieber and my heart breaks for him because I know what he's going to go through, he knows that, everybody knows that... That kind of success at that age can really bite you in the shorts... Put on the seat belt, buddy, because it's going to be a bumpy ride and there's going to be times when people say you're not talented any more. Never give up on yourself."
Donny Osmond, offering some pear...
Demi Lovato, who was recently hospitalized for depression coupled with an eating disorder, has gone and done something super-brave: she tweeted a photo of herself rocking a really fucking ugly bikini. Girlfriend's body looks AMAZING, but that bikini top? Man. What an awful choice. Before posting the bikini photo, Demi said:
"I've been working so hard to get healthy and fit. I can't believe I'm about to [post] this but I'm so excited… Here's my bikini time body!"
After images of Demi in her bikini went...
Oh man. This IS big, isn't it? According to sources at the LA Times, the real reason Maria Shriver like, abruptly cut out on her husband and their shared home was because she found out her estranged husband impregnated some chick on their HOUSEHOLD staff and had a child with her ten years ago. He got down and dirty with THE STAFF. THE HELP.
"After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago, I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and fam...
And Rihanna follows Chris Brown on Twitter WHY? [The Superficial]
Yeah, Kanye's not at all looking for attention, right? [Bossip]
Britney stole Kim Kardashian's dress. [Celebuzz]
Ashley Greene on the end of the Twilight mania. [Heatworld]
What rapper is officially a suspect in a murder case? [TMZ]
Charlie Sheen releases a statement on Ashton Kutcher as his replacement, shocks everyone. [The Frisky]
Botox-giving cunt of a mother gets her kid taken away. I say 'good for the bitch.' [Cele|bitchy]
Ram Boneh ...
For example, Michelle Rodriguez's ill-fitting bikini bottom and the way it sags on her butt. I mean, she's practically MOONING us, and what's a whole lot funnier than mooning? NOTHING. What's sexier than a full- or half-moon? LOTS OF THINGS.
Don't get me wrong - Michelle Rodriguez is as hot as the day is long. She's got that uber-tough, roundhouse kick you in your face while she's blowing you look to her and not many women can pull that off. But the 'suit has to go, Michelle. It just mak...
A: TRICK QUESTION, BITCHES! The answer is 'both of them!'
AnnaLynne and her lesser-known sister, Angel, were photographed this past weekend out and about in LA and the paparazzi caught them both in less-than-flattering faces. (But don't take it to heart from me - I'm someone who takes random, unstaged photos looking like I suffered some kind of stroke. Seriously? If you ever take my picture and want it to look OK, don't surprise me with it. Guaranteed it'll come out looking like ass.)
Ange...
Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini. Enough said. [The Superficial]
What actor keeps tripping over his penis? [Lainey Gossip]
Don Lemon reveals: "I was born this gay." [Bossip]
Angelina Jolie directed a movie and it apparently doesn't suck. [LA Times]
A new Muppet movie hits theaters this fall - how bad will it suck? [Pajiba]
Jon Cryer just can't wait to work with Ashton Kutcher. [IDLYITW]
Britney Spears officially looks normal in Harper's Bazaar, so apparently some new, magical photo editing program has been invented. [Amy Grindhouse]
PS22 chorus does 'Rolling in the Deep'; I am a...
Looks like Nick (the youngest Jonas I think?) has latched onto some seriously hot vadge. Delta Goodrem, who I had to Google, is an Australian performer who most famously dated some dude from some band called 'Westlife.' She's apparently pretty big in Australia, and she's really, really hot. Anyway, these two guys are dating, and even though Nick is not even 19 yet and Delta is 26, they seem to have a whole lot in common (mainly that whole 'pretty' thing). You go, Nick!
I don't know a wh...
Have you guys seen the trailer for Larry Crowne yet? No? Well, here it is - watch it quick before you proceed with snippets from the W interview:
OK, now that you've absorbed all of that. This? Might just be the best movie of the year. Seriously. I know a lot of you probably expect that I'd love movies like The Devil Wears Prada or something based on those fucking nitwits out of the Real Housewives series, just judging by my aptitude for bitchy snark, but really? All of that other stuf...