I don't care if you're the world's hottest woman or you DO date super athlete Derek Jeter - it's no excuse to dress like ... dress like I don't even know what. I'm still trying to figure it out.
Minka Kelly was photographed in New York City yesterday wearing what one could only describe as 'half the contents of my Hasidic Jewish cousin's closet.' With the exception of those bare shoulders. That's totally a no-no.
Independently, you know, the ensemble wouldn't be bad. The off-the-sh...
After being practically steamrolled by fucked up information over the past week, Maria Shriver went and hired a prominent LA divorce attorney to counsel her and review her matrimonial rights.
Though sources close to Maria claim that she's still up in the air as to whether or not to pull the plug on her marriage, she's keeping all of her options open by, you know, finding out what those options are.
Me? Well hell. I'm a 'cross me once and you're dead to me, motherfucker' kind of gal when it comes to infidelity, but I don't hold onto anger. I'd up and leave and it'd be the end of it. I'd be sad, I'd...
Mel Gibson's asscrack. Don't pretend like you don't love it. [The Superficial]
More photos of Schwarzenegger's lady. [INFDaily]
10 people that should NOT be allowed to speak at graduations. [Bossip]
Arnold's love child is the nicest kid you'll ever meet. [TMZ]
The 9 biggest Disney scandals. [Socialite Life]
You can practically see Kourtney Kardashian's entire vadge. [Amy Grindhouse]
Some men can't handle Chelsea Handler. [The Frisky]
So when are we going to see Andrew Garfield in, ...
"The influence of institutionalised religion on government is vast. So religion then begins to affect social values and that in turn affects self-esteem, bullying in school, teen suicides, all those things. ... If you were to ask me what I want to do, I don't want to be a celebrity, I want to make a difference. I never wanted to look pretty on stage and sing about something we've all heard about before. I'd much rather write a song called Judas and talk about betrayal and forgiveness and fee...
Do you guys know who this is? Oh man. I almost herniated something when I came across girlfriend's pictures here, because they're so painfully hilarious that my old quasi-smoker's-cough-in-remiss kicked back in, even though I quit smoking almost a year ago.
A few hints:
This chick's sister is way classier than she could ever hope to be, even if she HAS had some personal issues in the past that involved rehab.
This chick has the same initials as her sibling and that's probably about the o...
Uh, what happened to Laura Prepon's face? [The Superficial]
Does Gwyneth think Chris is crusty too? [Lainey Gossip]
UK psychologist says black women are less attractive? [Bossip]
Jessica Alba's prom pictures. [TMZ]
Leighton Meester and Justin Long? Really? [The Blemish]
Haley Reinhart's rise to the top. [LA Times]
What 'iconic' role is being filled by Michelle Williams? [Huffington Post]
Bradley Cooper: has a new beard? [Celebuzz]
Adam Lambert slams James Durbin LOL. [Socialite Life]
More high heels for Suri Cruise. [INFDaily]
This is what Miranda Lambert di...
No, they really didn't, but until I put my glasses on this morning to get a closer look, it looked like girlfriend's arms went on hiatus. THEY'RE SO SMALL. They sort of remind me of a little bird that fell out of my maple tree the other day. He fell a long way (he died soon thereafter) and his tiny spindly feet sort of looked like LeAnn Rimes' arms.
And speaking of LeAnn, she's actually doing a concert ten minutes down the road from me next month. It's at a place called the Freeman Stage at Bayside....
Her name is Mildred Baena, and according to Radar Online and Star magazine (who, together, launched a 'joint' investigation, isn't that cute?), and she is allegedly the woman who had an affair with former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The photos are courtesy of Mildred's MySpace page (which is labeled 'Patty'), and it states that Mildred is 47 and living in Calabasas, CA. She has the obligatory one friend (TOM FTW!) but oddly enough, most of her photos have close to 10k to 30k views. C...
Robert Pattinson? Boy, you surprise me all the time. I didn't know you could sing. Or, you know, play guitar while doing it. For the most part.
The name of the song is called 'It's All on You,' and the lyrics are as follows (by the way? He doesn't ACTUALLY start singing 'til around the 2:30 mark):
“It’s all on you, baby / You turned your back when I tried to learn / Still I cannot lift my eyes / If your hands are turning mine / But you dared not / What you said our souls could contain / They could contain / But now I’m gone / With a broken twisted soul in mind / But for how long? / Cause I’ve wasted this train of youth all on you, all on you.”
It's really not bad, if you like that simpering, besotted dan;-but-trendy coffeehouse-type music, and most of it, I'll be honest with you, I do. I mean, I know the Twihards are probably clutching their throats and sobbing all over the fucking place and making it seem like the second coming of Christ, but honestly - it's actually alright. Especially when you compare it with some of the musical efforts of his movie star peers. Like Lindsay Lohan. And, um, LINDSAY LOHAN. />
Robert Pattinson? Boy, you surprise me all the time. I didn't know you could sing. Or, you know, play guitar while doing it. For the most part.
The name of the song is called 'It's All on You,' and the lyrics are as follows (by the way? He doesn't ACTUALLY start singing 'til around the 2:30 mark):
“It’s all on you, baby / You turned your back when I tried to learn / Still I cannot lift my eyes / If your hands are turning mine / But you dared not / What you said our souls could ...
Miley even *tries* to make getting a tattoo seductive. [The Superficial]
The first public pics of Simon and Paula since The Big Announcement. [INFDaily]
Lamar cheating on Khloe? [Bossip]
Ginger Spice flashes her hot mom ass. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW
Top 10 shortest celebrities of all time. [Socialite Life]
Photos of the Jersey Shore twits in Italy (they're still not dead yet). [Caught on Set]
Note to Gwen Stefani: STOP TRYING TO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SIXTEEN. [Yeeeah]
Emma Watson with nuts in her mouth. [The Blemish]
Alexander Skarsgard for GQ. [OMGBlog]
Girls who squirt and how rare it is. [The Frisky]
Mel Gibson doesn't give a crap HOW much Jodie Foster word-strokes him. [Cele|bitchy]
New Christina Applegate series coming to TV? [LA Times] />Miley even *tries* to make getting a tattoo seductive. [The Superficial]
The first public pics of Simon and Paula since The Big Announcement. [INFDaily]
Lamar cheating on Khloe? [Bossip]
Ginger Spice flashes her hot mom ass. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW
Top 10 shortest celebrities of all time. [Socialite Life]
Photos of the Jersey Shore twits in Italy (they're still not dead yet). [Caught on Set]
Note to Gwen Stefani: STOP TRYING TO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SIXTEEN. [Yeeeah]
Emma Watson with nuts in her mouth. [The Blemish]
Alexander Skarsgard for GQ. [OMGBlog]
Girls who squirt an...
So here are some photos of Katie Holmes in a very mediocre bathing suit, chilling out with her daughter. The girls were photographed sunning themselves and hanging out at a hotel in Miami while daddy Tom was at some kind of mind-control convention or Vulcan death grip practice or something. While she looks great, Katie still kind of strikes me as not exactly being thrilled with the way her life's turned out (with the obvious exception of her little doll, Suri - you can tell she loves that kid ...
I don't care if you're the world's hottest woman or you DO date super athlete Derek Jeter - it's no excuse to dress like ... dress like I don't even know what. I'm still trying to figure it out.
Minka Kelly was photographed in New York City yesterday wearing what one could only describe as 'half the contents of my Hasidic Jewish cousin's closet.' With the exception of those bare shoulders. That's totally a no-no.
Independently, you know, the ensemble wouldn't be bad. The off-the-sh...
After being practically steamrolled by fucked up information over the past week, Maria Shriver went and hired a prominent LA divorce attorney to counsel her and review her matrimonial rights.
Though sources close to Maria claim that she's still up in the air as to whether or not to pull the plug on her marriage, she's keeping all of her options open by, you know, finding out what those options are.
Me? Well hell. I'm a 'cross me once and you're dead to me, motherfucker' kind of gal when it comes to infidelity, but I don't hold onto anger. I'd up and leave and it'd be the end of it. I'd be sad, I'd...
Mel Gibson's asscrack. Don't pretend like you don't love it. [The Superficial]
More photos of Schwarzenegger's lady. [INFDaily]
10 people that should NOT be allowed to speak at graduations. [Bossip]
Arnold's love child is the nicest kid you'll ever meet. [TMZ]
The 9 biggest Disney scandals. [Socialite Life]
You can practically see Kourtney Kardashian's entire vadge. [Amy Grindhouse]
Some men can't handle Chelsea Handler. [The Frisky]
So when are we going to see Andrew Garfield in, ...
"The influence of institutionalised religion on government is vast. So religion then begins to affect social values and that in turn affects self-esteem, bullying in school, teen suicides, all those things. ... If you were to ask me what I want to do, I don't want to be a celebrity, I want to make a difference. I never wanted to look pretty on stage and sing about something we've all heard about before. I'd much rather write a song called Judas and talk about betrayal and forgiveness and fee...
Do you guys know who this is? Oh man. I almost herniated something when I came across girlfriend's pictures here, because they're so painfully hilarious that my old quasi-smoker's-cough-in-remiss kicked back in, even though I quit smoking almost a year ago.
A few hints:
This chick's sister is way classier than she could ever hope to be, even if she HAS had some personal issues in the past that involved rehab.
This chick has the same initials as her sibling and that's probably about the o...
Uh, what happened to Laura Prepon's face? [The Superficial]
Does Gwyneth think Chris is crusty too? [Lainey Gossip]
UK psychologist says black women are less attractive? [Bossip]
Jessica Alba's prom pictures. [TMZ]
Leighton Meester and Justin Long? Really? [The Blemish]
Haley Reinhart's rise to the top. [LA Times]
What 'iconic' role is being filled by Michelle Williams? [Huffington Post]
Bradley Cooper: has a new beard? [Celebuzz]
Adam Lambert slams James Durbin LOL. [Socialite Life]
More high heels for Suri Cruise. [INFDaily]
This is what Miranda Lambert di...
No, they really didn't, but until I put my glasses on this morning to get a closer look, it looked like girlfriend's arms went on hiatus. THEY'RE SO SMALL. They sort of remind me of a little bird that fell out of my maple tree the other day. He fell a long way (he died soon thereafter) and his tiny spindly feet sort of looked like LeAnn Rimes' arms.
And speaking of LeAnn, she's actually doing a concert ten minutes down the road from me next month. It's at a place called the Freeman Stage at Bayside....
Her name is Mildred Baena, and according to Radar Online and Star magazine (who, together, launched a 'joint' investigation, isn't that cute?), and she is allegedly the woman who had an affair with former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The photos are courtesy of Mildred's MySpace page (which is labeled 'Patty'), and it states that Mildred is 47 and living in Calabasas, CA. She has the obligatory one friend (TOM FTW!) but oddly enough, most of her photos have close to 10k to 30k views. C...
So here are some photos of Katie Holmes in a very mediocre bathing suit, chilling out with her daughter. The girls were photographed sunning themselves and hanging out at a hotel in Miami while daddy Tom was at some kind of mind-control convention or Vulcan death grip practice or something. While she looks great, Katie still kind of strikes me as not exactly being thrilled with the way her life's turned out (with the obvious exception of her little doll, Suri - you can tell she loves that kid ...