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Selena Gomez Goes to the Beach With Justin Bieber and His Nipples

photo of justin bieber and selena gomez at the beach pictures photos Hey, look, it's those crazy teenage lovers, Selena and Justin. Man, can you imagine the heartbreak that's gonna go down when these two split? You know it's going to happen - it's inevitable. And it's going to go one of two ways: Selena's going to get tired of napping next to a kid who doesn't have a shred of hair on his concave chest and move along to much bigger, older, HAIRIER dudes, or Justin is going to grow bigger than his britches, turn eighteen, and kick Selena to the side of the st...

Afternoon Delight

photo of david schwimmer friends pictures photos Eat your heart out, Leonardo DiCaprio. [The Superficial] Large dudes that still get tons of puss. [Bossip] Former Kiss guitarist bloodied up his wife, had a bunch of dead dogs in his home. [TMZ] True Blood season 4 - the trailer has arrived! [The Frisky] Prince William and Kate Middleton: are they sleeping together? [Cele|bitchy] Rihanna and Britney lock lips at the Billboards. [Socialite Life] Beyonce's mind-blowing Billboard performance. [Celebuzz] David Schwimmer finally made it, has a working penis. [I'm Not Obsessed] Zach Galifianakis does heroin...

Check Out a Deleted Scene from This Past Weekend’s SNL

As you're all probably aware, the absolutely hilarious and charming and hot and oh did I mention hot Justin Timberlake hosted this past Saturday's SNL season finale. In this scene, if you can't watch it 'cause your boss sucks or whatever, Justin plays at being the famed composer , who gets a taste for acting. Hilarity fucking ensues, and the best part of the skit would totally have to be the quote, 'I'm bringing sexy, Bach.' I find it funny that I'm all about JT these days, because my friends back in high school just loved *Nsync (LOL what a ricockulous name for a band) just positively swooned over Timberlake and his ...

Morning Wood

photo of justin bieber in a sparkly gold jacket at the billboard awards pics photos Sure wish I knew why people get such hardons over this kind of stuff. [The Superficial] You can practically see his ween through these jeans, gosh. [Lainey Gossip] And there are STILL people trying to push this rapture thing. [Bossip] Who on on Celebrity Apprentice? [LA Times] The Transporter television series? [Pajiba] Bar Refaeli showcases her humongous ... she's hot, dude. [IDLYITW] Is Lea Michele the new Miley Cyrus? She thinks so, so why not? [Amy Grindhouse] Does David Bec...

This is Apparently How Lindsay’s Spending Her Time Lately

photo of lindsay lohan on vacation smoking a cigarette and busting out in a bikini pics photos I guess when you can get no work but claim to be independently wealthy, this is what you do with your time: sit around with your implants and fish lips and smoke cigarettes. I guess that works, right? I mean, even if there's no actual WORK to be done, somebody's gotta do this. It may as well be Lindsay. It's not as if people are breaking her door down for club appearances, product endorsements or, you know, movies these days. If radio is really the best you can do these days, stick with what...

[PHOTOS] The 2011 Billboard Music Awards: Awards and Performances

photo of ke$ha performing at the billboard music awards pictures photos pics First of all, can someone please explain the necessity for Ke$ha in the music world when we already have Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Nicki Minaj, and Christina Aguilera? Because I see no lines of division, other than that which is obvious (that Ke$ha's really mediocre overall). Don't believe me? Just watch this: Also, Keith Urban is actually pretty hot, Taylor Swift is still mad awkward even after winning oodles of awards, Ken Jeong is funny as hell and served as the best host...

[PHOTOS] The 2011 Billboard Music Awards: The Winners and Red Carpet Arrivals

photo of taylor swift at the billboard music awards pictures photos pics Top Artist: Taylor Swift Top New Artist: Justin Bieber Top Male Artist: Eminem Top Female Artist: Rihanna Top Duo/Group: The Black Eyed Peas Top Billboard 200 Artist: Taylor Swift Top Radio Songs Artist: Rihanna Top Touring Artist: U2 Top Social Artist: Justin Bieber Top Streaming Artist: Justin Bieber Top Digital Media Artist: Justin Bieber Top Rap Artist: Eminem Top Country Artist: Taylor Swift Top Dance Artist: Lady Gaga Top Christian Art...

The Billboard Music Awards Happened Last Night and BRITNEY PERFORMED TWICE

I mean, Nicki Minaj and Rihanna did too, and they both performed with Britney, but those gals are people you'd expect to see at these things these days. Britney, on the other hand, is still a re-emerging star, coming back from the grips of mental illness and Cheetos. We're going to cover the remainder of the show with a complete list of the winners and a crap ton of photos, but as I consider these duets to be the best moments of the night, it's first. /> I mean, Nicki Minaj and Rihanna did too, and they both performed with Britney, but those gals are people you'd expect to see at these things these days. Britney, on the other hand, is still a re-emerging star, coming back from the grips of mental illness and Cheetos. We're going to cover the remainder of the show with a complete list of the winners and a crap ton of photos, but as I consider these duets to be the best moments of the night, it's first. ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of super hot jess simpson pictures skinny before photos Tom Hardy as Bane. [The Superficial] Do we know everything about Jess Simpson's wedding now? [Cele|bitchy] So ... Sarah Palin's running for President? [Bossip] So what killed Randy Savage, the heart attack or the car crash? [TMZ] What the fuck is Mischa Barton THINKING? [Socialite Life] Hot celebrities at amFar. [The Blemish] Sure signs of the end of the world. [Celebuzz] Ashley Judd: missing in Croatia. [Caught on Set] Is this Dr. Dre as a young dude? [INFDaily] What did Lady Gaga get an honorary degree for? [Popbytes] Midnight in Paris gets rave reviews AS I ...

Lindsay Lohan Gets All Flustered Over Being Hit on By a Chick

Look at our girl Lindsay now - she's doing RADIO INTERVIEWS. Next thing you know, she'll be hitting the big time again and doing, I don't know, mall appearances or something. Some kind of crap book signing in the self-help section of Borders, does that sound about right? Anyway, Lindsay appeared on Australia's Kyle and Jackie O show where the hosts bugged Lindsay to give a definitive answer on her sex life, and whether or not she's straight gay, or if dudes still have a chance. I tried to listen to the other stuff she said, but it was really hard to understand what the hell she was saying through those sausage-like links lips. It was like listening to a recent stroke patient with a smoker's cough. How about you guys: would you still hit it? /> Look at our girl Lindsay now - she's doing RADIO INTERVIEWS. Next thing you know, she'll be hitting the big time again and doing, I don't know, mall appearances or something. Some kind of crap book signing in the self-help section of Borders, does that sound about right? Anyway, Lindsay appeared on Australia's Kyle and Jackie O show where the hosts bugged Lindsay to give a definitive answer on her sex life, and whether or not she's straight gay, or if dudes still have a chance. I tri...

The People Who Work for Katy Perry Aren’t Really an Educated Bunch, Are They?

photo of dramatic looking katy perry with hair blowing in the wind pictures photos hot arthur premiere pics Here's one for all of you out there who thought Katy Perry was a bright one. It turns out that she hires some pretty questionable people when it comes to penning super-important things like rules for Katy Perry transportation. I mean, what on earth could be MORE IMPORTANT than Katy Perry transport? There are kids DYING IN THE WORLD, but making sure the doors are unlocked when you pick Katy Perry up from her LA mansion totally tops that sad-ass excuse for a reason to cry. Also, and appar...
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