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Afternoon Delight

photo of hot ryan reynolds pictures shirtless no shirt photos pics Beyonce wants to make love, like, stat. [The Frisky] Pregnancy goes really well with January Jones. [The Superficial] Now he might actually get some pussy, right? [INFDaily] Amber Rose thinks she's an 'icon.' LOL [Bossip] Scarlett Johansson ruined Ryan Reynolds. [Cele|bitchy] Stevie Nicks' latest solo album is her greatest work to date. [LA Times] Lindsay Lohan's going inside for a while. [TMZ] These chicks are looking for some serious help in naming their new novel. Can you do it for them? [The Frisky] Is Kim Kardashian going to have...

And Then Some Celebrities Just Waste Their Money on Stupid BS

photo of justin bieber's stewie bling necklace pictures photos pics See, now, we just get finished talking about how fabulous and selfless and awesome Brad Pitt and company is, and we're feeling good and feeling high and all loving on our fellow human beings and then ... this. This stupid fucking UGLY monstrosity of a monumental waste of twenty-five thousand dollars that could have been a mere tax deduction at the end of the year for one of the richer performers in this hemisphere. /rant. Any idea who the owner of this tacky piece of crap is? Jum...

Brad Pitt Wants to Save the World, One Nature-Ravaged Area at a Time

photo of brad pitt and angelina jolie at kung fu panda 2 premiere photos pictures Think what you want of Brad Pitt because of his 'affair' with Angelina Jolie, but he's just a fabulous man all around. After Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, Brad and his posse swooped in and built a fabulous array of affordable, semi-indestructible homes for victims who'd lost everything. He donated time and energy to the Haitian earthquake relief effort, and now claims that he'll be traveling to Missouri to help out the victims of the recent flooding that's taken over the middle of the ...

Morning Wood

photo of oprah winfrey pictures photos So this is what Hilary Duff is resorting to for fame these days, huh? [The Superficial] The X-Factor dumped Cheryl Cole already. This is a good sign. [Lainey Gossip] Is this appropriate, now, Halle Berry? [Bossip] Beyonce premiered her new song on AI last night - did you catch it? [ICYDK] 'Sorry I screamed into your vagina.' [Pajiba] January Jones is officially a frigid bitch. [Huffington Post] Arnold Schwarzenegger's penis was just too bulky for some of his ladies. [Celebr...

Quotables: Robert Pattinson Wants Himself a Wife

photo of robert pattinson water for elephants premiere photos pics "I want to be with my wife … Sitting on a deckchair, sipping some tea, and reading books in a retirement home, in a beautiful and warm place. I'm a romantic guy." Robert Pattinson tells Glamour that his final days on this earth will be spent with the wife that he doesn't yet have. So I'm confused. Does he want to be with his wife, or he does he want to do a remake of The Notebook? Because even though he didn't mention, you know, dementia, it's kind of implied in this case, isn't it?...

Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Lopez’s American Idol Red Carpet Getup

photo of jennifer lopez wearing inappropriate attire at the american idol 2011 season finale premiere red carpet fox photos pics This is what Jennifer Lopez, Idol's hottest judge ever, wore on last night's red carpet event for the show's season finale. And you know, if I take my glasses off this morning, and squint my eyes, it almost looks like she's wearing nothing. Some might be alright with that, and some might not, but personally, I think the whole look is busted. IT'S NOT 1999 ANYMORE, JEN, so maybe you need to start archiving that quadrant of your walk-in closet.  Or just, I don't know, BURN IT. Jeez....

I Know You’re Just Dying to See Pippa Middleton’s Panties, Aren’t You.

photo of pippa middleton pictures photos in london upskirt panties pics Damn, yo. Some people are making this thing out to be like Pippa's panties are the secret, back entrance to the Cave of Wonders or something. It's PANTIES. Granny-looking ones at that, in what I can see to be an unflattering grey color. I know Pippa Middleton's one of the hottest singles on the planet these days (and haha, isn't Kate totally kicking herself these days), but come on.  It's panties. Hit up the gallery for the money shot, so to speak. [gallery columns="6"]...

SCOTTY MCCREERY WINS AMERICAN IDOL!

You guys overwhelmingly called it yesterday - this year's American Idol is none other than Scotty McCreery. I'm going to be honest: I'm one of those people who think he's been one of the more likable contestants on the show, and his immediate reaction (um, looking like he was going to piss, puke, and cry at the same time) was definitely my favorite reaction of all time. I'm thrilled for this kid, and even though I'm not a big country fan, I'm going to MAKE myself like his music, because he just seems like a flat-out awesome person. Are you guys happy with Scotty's win?
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/> You guys overwhelmingly called it yesterday - this year's American Idol is none other than Scotty McCreery. I'm going to be honest: I'm one of those people who think he's been one of the more likable contestants on the show, and his immediate reaction (um, looking like he was going to piss, puke, and cry at the same time) was definitely my favorite reaction of all time. I'm thrilled for this kid, and even though I'm not a big country fan, I'm going to MAKE myself like his music, becaus...

Kendra Wilkinson Wants You to Believe She’s a Size 0

photo of kendra wilkinson pictures photos skinny size 0 life and style magazine "I feel like I look so much better than I used to! I was a size 2 or 4 before Dancing With the Stars and now I’m a size 0. My waist is still shrinking! When you work out, you produce so much lactic acid, so my body always looks thicker and more muscular. Now that I’ve had a couple of weeks off, my body is fuller and looks better. I hope I’ll look like this forever. But to be honest, I will never be satisfied!” That's Kendra right up there, telling our buddies, Life & Style, tha...

I Totally Get What the Transporter Sees in Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

photo of rosie huntington whiteley transformer star pictures cover of complex magazine photos I mean, it's clear as a bell. Really, though, Rosie-girl is an amazingly hot chick, but I'll be honest: this magazine cover features one heinous face, right? Like, what were the photographers thinking? 'Oh, yeah. Yup. That face right there, the one where you look like you're having a seizure and swallowing your tongue? That's the hotness, girl. DO THAT.' Or maybe they were just too busy staring at her cleavage to see what the hell she was doing with her face. Yeah. That's it. Rosie Hunti...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot kellan lutz pictures photos Teen Mom's Gary Shirley gropes his slam-pig's udders or whatever. [The Superficial] You should really get familiar with UK musician Jessie J. [INFDaily] Stars rocking their Daisy Dukes. [Bossip] Photos of The Situation's injuries. [TMZ] PHOTOS: Taylor Lautner visits Jimmy Kimmel. [Socialite Life] Heidi Klum, no makeup. Further proof that life is just not fair blah blah. [Amy Grindhouse] How mermaids poop. [The Frisky] Sofia Vergara - beaten and bruised. [Caught on S...

Enter for Your Chance to Win a $100 Amazon Gift Card – Time’s Almost Up!

photo of amazon gift card pictures photos Hey guys! It's that time again where we're trying to give more crap away. This time, however, it's A HUNDRED BUCKS. Yep, you read it right: a hundred BONES. TEN THOUSAND pennies. (Well, alright, not in penny form, but you get the idea ... though it would be pretty amusing if I stealthily dropped a sack of pennies on your doorstep.) And? We're doing it three times over. We're looking for your feedback to improve the site even more and to continue making it more user-friendly, and for your re...