"I'll say this: The media wasn't invited to my marriage, and they're definitely not invited into the divorce. Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain, but you come out of it. I'm not out of it yet. At all. But I sense that as I do come through it, there's optimism. How can there not be? I don't think I want to get married again, but you always reevaluate these things. Any kind of crisis can be good. It wakes you up. I gotta say, I'm a different person than I was six months ago."
...
So, late yesterday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan was (like, rather sneakily, right?) photographed hanging out on the roof of her Venice townhouse, where it's reported that she has a pretty wicked view of the ocean. Apparently, Lindsay's trying to bring her house arrest/alcohol monitoring bracelet back in vogue, just based on the way she's strutting her stuff and putting the bitch on display. I can fondly remember a time when, if I heard that someone I knew was on house arrest, I'd be like 'Wow, th...
And I don't mean her fiancé, Kris Humphries (man, of COURSE he spells his name with a K).
The ring? Let's talk about this some more, and how inappropriate it is. How seriously ugly, fake-looking and over-the-top it is. I'm a fan of classy, and I'm sorry, but unless you're Madam Maxime, there's no pulling this off whatsoever.
The happy pair of lovebirds were photographed publicly for the first time together since announcing their engagement, and of course Kim took every opportunity to flash the gigantic emerald-shaped diamond that, you know,...
Well maybe she should take MORE diet pills. [The Superficial]
Yup. That means someone's TOTALLY pregnant then. [Cele|bitchy]
10 celebrities that should take the hint and RETIRE. [Bossip]
I'm pretty sure this just means that you're fucking disgusting more than anything, really. [TMZ]
Mariah Carey cleared in child abuse investigation. [Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga screws up her own performance. [The Blemish]
Pippa Middleton gets hotter and hotter. [Celebuzz]
Bruce Willis: STILL totally hot. [Caught on Set]
What Bono has to do with Spiderman. [LA Times]
Pa...
RIP Jeff Conaway, otherwise affectionately known as 'Kenickie.'
Conaway was admitted to the hospital earlier in the month for what was speculated to be a drug overdose. Conaway's manager later came forward and claimed that it was NOT a drug overdose that put Conaway in the hospital, but some routine maintenance to continue the preservation of his heath. Until today, the public was led to believe that Conaway would make a full recovery, but unfortunately, those speaking for Jeff were wrong.
C...
Just in case the word 'crazy' isn't enough of a descriptor of what being in a relationship with Marilyn Manson is like, let these photos be indicative as to how nuts (or desperate to prove something to your mom) you have to be as a person romantically involved with the Manse.
A very blurry and, um, pointy Evan Rachel Wood is depicted in the NSFW photo gallery after the jump, and just as we were talking about how catatonic Lindsay Lohan's ghostly dead nips are, Evan Rachel Wood's are the op...
So even on house arrest, Lindsay Lohan is the topic of many a male fantasy: so much so, that an art photographer by the name of Richard Phillips decided to use Lindsay as the subject of a a short film for the Gagosian Gallery in Beverly Hills, and you're gonna love this shit. It's a short film that's just chock-full of cheesy reject-from-a-cheap-spa music and lip-biting, eye-widening stares by she-of-the-duck-lips-and-receding-hairline - the MOTHERFUCKING LEGEND - Lindsay Lohan herself.
And if that doesn't get your goat and just sate your appetite for Lindsay, well then just jump on in for a very NSFW photo of girlfriend's uber-pale frankennipple. Something's just not right there. And I think it goes by the name of 'carcinoma' or something.
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So even on house arrest, Lindsay Lohan is the topic of many a male fantasy: so much so, that an art photographer by the name of Richard Phillips decided to use Lindsay as the subject of a a short film for the Gagosian Gallery in Beverly Hills, and you're gonna love this shit. It's a short film that's just chock-full of cheesy reject-from-a-cheap-spa music and lip-biting, eye-widening stares by she-of-the-duck-lips-and-receding-hairline - the MOTHERFUCKING LEGEND - Lindsay Lohan herself.
An...
Oh Amy Winehouse. I so wish you'd just get your shit together, girl, so you could go on making beautiful music with your talents and time and not keep wasting it on crack, douchey ex-husbands, dirty syringes, and generally looking like ass.
Yesterday, girlfriend here was witnessed heading into a hair salon in the UK, where she entered their bathroom and barfed in their toilet, apologizing as she left. A few minutes later, she hit up a liquor store and purchased a mini-bottle of Smirnoff vod...
The latest victim in a string of 'who's your daddy'-related humor pertaining to the contents of January Jones's uterus is husband of supermodel Claudia Schiffer, Matthew Vaughn. E! Online broke the story, which I've so graciously copied and pasted here, but don't bother trying the link - E! pulled the story off their site earlier this morning.
Acording to multiple knowledgeable X-Men sources, Vaughn and Schiffer “abruptly” left town at roughly the same time Jones made her surprise baby anno...
The one in which Amy Poehler makes me cry. [The Frisky]
Alas, welcome to Charlie Sheen's house of porn. [The Superficial]
Kate Winslet: SO HOT right now. [Lainey Gossip]
Donald Trump claims tells you why the President's birth certificate is fake. [Bossip]
Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant? [Cele|bitchy]
So this is what Justin Bieber's tattoo means, huh? [Huff Po]
Ice T's wife has a fashion line now. LOL [The Frisky]
The latest rap world feud: Chelsea Handler and Diddy? [Celebuzz]
So I guess Chyna's doing porn again? [Yeeeah]
Just like the roya...
But don't take it like I think she's clean or anything - she probably just substituted her daily thousand-calorie alcoholic beverages with a few extra bumps of coke and that's why she looks like this now. I'm sure, in a few months when the numbness of her gums wear off, we'll see girlfriend put some major water weight back on. I'm confident.
In the meantime, expect to see lots of nipple-flashing, tooth losing, down and dirty fun, courtesy of the Original Late-Nineties Party Girl, Tara Reid, 'cause that's just what c...
Nah, you guys know I'd never throw my girl Scarlett under the bus for anything. Especially anything as FABULOUS as this clown- and icon-themed photo shoot she did for W magazine, you know? FABULOUS.
I mean, she's done some questionable things in the past, namely marrying that douchey Ryan Reynolds (which she amended), getting a really fucking stupid tattoo on the inside of her forearm of all places (which just HAS to go) ...
But this? Pure gold. Seriously. GOLD.
There's hardly anythi...
"I'll say this: The media wasn't invited to my marriage, and they're definitely not invited into the divorce. Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain, but you come out of it. I'm not out of it yet. At all. But I sense that as I do come through it, there's optimism. How can there not be? I don't think I want to get married again, but you always reevaluate these things. Any kind of crisis can be good. It wakes you up. I gotta say, I'm a different person than I was six months ago."
...
So, late yesterday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan was (like, rather sneakily, right?) photographed hanging out on the roof of her Venice townhouse, where it's reported that she has a pretty wicked view of the ocean. Apparently, Lindsay's trying to bring her house arrest/alcohol monitoring bracelet back in vogue, just based on the way she's strutting her stuff and putting the bitch on display. I can fondly remember a time when, if I heard that someone I knew was on house arrest, I'd be like 'Wow, th...
And I don't mean her fiancé, Kris Humphries (man, of COURSE he spells his name with a K).
The ring? Let's talk about this some more, and how inappropriate it is. How seriously ugly, fake-looking and over-the-top it is. I'm a fan of classy, and I'm sorry, but unless you're Madam Maxime, there's no pulling this off whatsoever.
The happy pair of lovebirds were photographed publicly for the first time together since announcing their engagement, and of course Kim took every opportunity to flash the gigantic emerald-shaped diamond that, you know,...
Well maybe she should take MORE diet pills. [The Superficial]
Yup. That means someone's TOTALLY pregnant then. [Cele|bitchy]
10 celebrities that should take the hint and RETIRE. [Bossip]
I'm pretty sure this just means that you're fucking disgusting more than anything, really. [TMZ]
Mariah Carey cleared in child abuse investigation. [Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga screws up her own performance. [The Blemish]
Pippa Middleton gets hotter and hotter. [Celebuzz]
Bruce Willis: STILL totally hot. [Caught on Set]
What Bono has to do with Spiderman. [LA Times]
Pa...
RIP Jeff Conaway, otherwise affectionately known as 'Kenickie.'
Conaway was admitted to the hospital earlier in the month for what was speculated to be a drug overdose. Conaway's manager later came forward and claimed that it was NOT a drug overdose that put Conaway in the hospital, but some routine maintenance to continue the preservation of his heath. Until today, the public was led to believe that Conaway would make a full recovery, but unfortunately, those speaking for Jeff were wrong.
C...
Just in case the word 'crazy' isn't enough of a descriptor of what being in a relationship with Marilyn Manson is like, let these photos be indicative as to how nuts (or desperate to prove something to your mom) you have to be as a person romantically involved with the Manse.
A very blurry and, um, pointy Evan Rachel Wood is depicted in the NSFW photo gallery after the jump, and just as we were talking about how catatonic Lindsay Lohan's ghostly dead nips are, Evan Rachel Wood's are the op...
Oh Amy Winehouse. I so wish you'd just get your shit together, girl, so you could go on making beautiful music with your talents and time and not keep wasting it on crack, douchey ex-husbands, dirty syringes, and generally looking like ass.
Yesterday, girlfriend here was witnessed heading into a hair salon in the UK, where she entered their bathroom and barfed in their toilet, apologizing as she left. A few minutes later, she hit up a liquor store and purchased a mini-bottle of Smirnoff vod...
The latest victim in a string of 'who's your daddy'-related humor pertaining to the contents of January Jones's uterus is husband of supermodel Claudia Schiffer, Matthew Vaughn. E! Online broke the story, which I've so graciously copied and pasted here, but don't bother trying the link - E! pulled the story off their site earlier this morning.
Acording to multiple knowledgeable X-Men sources, Vaughn and Schiffer “abruptly” left town at roughly the same time Jones made her surprise baby anno...
The one in which Amy Poehler makes me cry. [The Frisky]
Alas, welcome to Charlie Sheen's house of porn. [The Superficial]
Kate Winslet: SO HOT right now. [Lainey Gossip]
Donald Trump claims tells you why the President's birth certificate is fake. [Bossip]
Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant? [Cele|bitchy]
So this is what Justin Bieber's tattoo means, huh? [Huff Po]
Ice T's wife has a fashion line now. LOL [The Frisky]
The latest rap world feud: Chelsea Handler and Diddy? [Celebuzz]
So I guess Chyna's doing porn again? [Yeeeah]
Just like the roya...
But don't take it like I think she's clean or anything - she probably just substituted her daily thousand-calorie alcoholic beverages with a few extra bumps of coke and that's why she looks like this now. I'm sure, in a few months when the numbness of her gums wear off, we'll see girlfriend put some major water weight back on. I'm confident.
In the meantime, expect to see lots of nipple-flashing, tooth losing, down and dirty fun, courtesy of the Original Late-Nineties Party Girl, Tara Reid, 'cause that's just what c...
Nah, you guys know I'd never throw my girl Scarlett under the bus for anything. Especially anything as FABULOUS as this clown- and icon-themed photo shoot she did for W magazine, you know? FABULOUS.
I mean, she's done some questionable things in the past, namely marrying that douchey Ryan Reynolds (which she amended), getting a really fucking stupid tattoo on the inside of her forearm of all places (which just HAS to go) ...
But this? Pure gold. Seriously. GOLD.
There's hardly anythi...