I'm not, you know, being judgmental or anything, but I'm going to lay this right out: Justin Timberlake just does not strike me as the type that would date someone the shade of Snooki AKA candied yams, so no. I'm going to go ahead and say 'No, this is not Justin Timberlake's latest girlfriend.' And if, by chance, it does turn out to be Justin Timberlake's latest girlfriend, then I will take my hat off, throw it in the ring, renounce everything I thought I knew about the laws of attraction ...
Bitches be fighting hardcore on Basketball Wives. [Bossip]
Sean Kingston's passenger speaks out about what the hell happened - and it's actually kind of awful-sounding. [TMZ]
Pippa Middleton's taking over as the number one chick in the UK. [Lainey Gossip]
Eddie Vedder's 'Ukulele Songs.' [LA Times]
Apparently this is why she dates all the hot dudes in Hollywood. [Socialite Life]
Maria Shriver: the divorce is ON. [INFDaily]
Liam Hemsworth on the set of The Hunger Games. [Caught...
Good God, beach PDAs, underage tattoos, ass-grabbing, and now foot massages? What's the world going to be treated to next, guys, full-on sex on the streets of LA?
Justin Bieber and his girlyfriend Selena Gomez continue their beach tour with an erotic foot massage. And yes, it IS erotic, because anything Justin Bieber does with this chick just screams 'SEX!', duh. Â Just ask his weird-ass Twitter followers.
I know it's kind of gross to consider these two grinding up and bumping uglies, partially because Bie...
This post was going to be about Snooki and how her dumb orange ass was arrested for hitting a police car in Italy because she was too busy picking at her lesions or whatever, but after I wrote a paragraph about it, I decided that Tori Spelling doing absolutely nothing on a beach would be a better topic for today. And that, my friends? Is a fine example of just how important Nicole Polizzi is to me.
Anyway, as you can see, mom-to-be-again Tori Spelling hit the beach with her growing family...
This chick is single and raring to go, dudes. Get some. [The Superficial]
Jessica Alba: hottest pregnant woman ever? [Bossip]
Sneak peeks of the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. [The Frisky]
Serena Williams visits Sean Kingston in the hospital. [TMZ]
Shakira can't keep her hands - or mouth - off of new boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip]
Details on Sean Kingston's jetskiing accident. [LA Times]
Alexander Skarsgard on the cover of Interview magazine. [Socialite Life]
The latest in 'January Jones' baby is not mine.' [Yeeeah]
Justin Bieber has a wardrobe malfunction, LOL. [Celebuzz]
The 10 biggest opening weekends...
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The winner on last week’s President Obama phot...
Boy, these two are just amping up their publicity a ton these days, aren't they? First, Brad talked about finally getting married, which caused a huge stir, and now Angelina's talking about the REAL important things: penis size. In an interview with the UK's Telegraph, Angelina discusses all things from parenting, to starring with Johnny Depp in The Tourist, to how much she admires her partner Brad's, uh, manhood:
'I am very lucky with Brad. He is a real gentleman, but he is also a real manâ€...
"He fits in [with the family] already. I think they're just themselves, and I think that's the most important thing. Kim is totally herself in front of him. Everything is easy, comfortable, no stress."
Kourtney on how well Kris Humphries fits into the Kardashian family. I'm still trying to decide whether or not he should be insulted by something like that, but then I get all confused over who Kim is if she's not herself in front of the rest of us? I mean, the concept of the REAL Kim Kardashian is a totally o...
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Here we have the mom-daughter duo with the most shiny brunette hair who were photographed hitting the beach yesterday to celebrate Memorial Day.
Katie Holmes is looking seriously the best she has in years, and Suri is getting so big and so adorable. What I want to know, though, is where is Tom Cruise in all of this? He's arguably got one of the most naturally beautiful women in Hollywood as his wife, and one of the cutest kids going. How is this man so busy all of the time? What the hell could he possibly be doing? Mission Impossible is over, did he not get the memo? Oh. Wait. ... Nope, no, apparently it's not. He's got another one in production, and two other unrelated films in filming and development.
So alright. I guess I see why he's so busy. But still. These are the times, my man. Don't let them pass you by, right? Your daughter's only going to be making those rubbery faces for so long, and your wife's probably going to be as young and flawless as you like her for just another few years, you know?
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Here we have the mom-daughter duo with the most shiny brunette hair who were photographed hitting the beach yesterday to celebrate Memorial Day.
Katie Holmes is looking seriously the best she has in years, and Suri is getting so big and so adorable. What I want to know, though, is where is Tom Cruise in all of this? He's arguably got one of the most naturally beautiful women in Hollywood as his wife, and one of the cutest kids going. How is this man so busy all of the time? What the ...
Apparently Maria Shriver is to blame over Arnold's penchant for help sex. [The Superficial]
T.I. is positively hot. I'm really not all that concerned over WHAT he does. [Bossip]
David Beckham: speed freak. [TMZ]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and the Amazing Shrinking String Bikini. [Celebuzz]
Emma Watson is FIT. [Socialite Life]
Jason Bateman gets buried. [The Frisky]
Cheryl Cole's LIFE IS OVER, guys. [Cele|bitchy]
What movie recently shattered box office records? [Socialite L...
What does Memorial Day mean to you?
I went to Facebook to see what the masses were all excited about, and the reactions ranged from accolades to veterans and servicemen and women, living and dead, to 'OMG I finally get to wear white!!!' (that vapid bitch was deleted before I could finish counting the exclamation points on her stupid retort). Regardless, here's a little true history lesson:
Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. Service Members who died while in the militar...
I'm not, you know, being judgmental or anything, but I'm going to lay this right out: Justin Timberlake just does not strike me as the type that would date someone the shade of Snooki AKA candied yams, so no. I'm going to go ahead and say 'No, this is not Justin Timberlake's latest girlfriend.' And if, by chance, it does turn out to be Justin Timberlake's latest girlfriend, then I will take my hat off, throw it in the ring, renounce everything I thought I knew about the laws of attraction ...
Bitches be fighting hardcore on Basketball Wives. [Bossip]
Sean Kingston's passenger speaks out about what the hell happened - and it's actually kind of awful-sounding. [TMZ]
Pippa Middleton's taking over as the number one chick in the UK. [Lainey Gossip]
Eddie Vedder's 'Ukulele Songs.' [LA Times]
Apparently this is why she dates all the hot dudes in Hollywood. [Socialite Life]
Maria Shriver: the divorce is ON. [INFDaily]
Liam Hemsworth on the set of The Hunger Games. [Caught...
Good God, beach PDAs, underage tattoos, ass-grabbing, and now foot massages? What's the world going to be treated to next, guys, full-on sex on the streets of LA?
Justin Bieber and his girlyfriend Selena Gomez continue their beach tour with an erotic foot massage. And yes, it IS erotic, because anything Justin Bieber does with this chick just screams 'SEX!', duh. Â Just ask his weird-ass Twitter followers.
I know it's kind of gross to consider these two grinding up and bumping uglies, partially because Bie...
This post was going to be about Snooki and how her dumb orange ass was arrested for hitting a police car in Italy because she was too busy picking at her lesions or whatever, but after I wrote a paragraph about it, I decided that Tori Spelling doing absolutely nothing on a beach would be a better topic for today. And that, my friends? Is a fine example of just how important Nicole Polizzi is to me.
Anyway, as you can see, mom-to-be-again Tori Spelling hit the beach with her growing family...
This chick is single and raring to go, dudes. Get some. [The Superficial]
Jessica Alba: hottest pregnant woman ever? [Bossip]
Sneak peeks of the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. [The Frisky]
Serena Williams visits Sean Kingston in the hospital. [TMZ]
Shakira can't keep her hands - or mouth - off of new boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip]
Details on Sean Kingston's jetskiing accident. [LA Times]
Alexander Skarsgard on the cover of Interview magazine. [Socialite Life]
The latest in 'January Jones' baby is not mine.' [Yeeeah]
Justin Bieber has a wardrobe malfunction, LOL. [Celebuzz]
The 10 biggest opening weekends...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s President Obama phot...
Boy, these two are just amping up their publicity a ton these days, aren't they? First, Brad talked about finally getting married, which caused a huge stir, and now Angelina's talking about the REAL important things: penis size. In an interview with the UK's Telegraph, Angelina discusses all things from parenting, to starring with Johnny Depp in The Tourist, to how much she admires her partner Brad's, uh, manhood:
'I am very lucky with Brad. He is a real gentleman, but he is also a real manâ€...
"He fits in [with the family] already. I think they're just themselves, and I think that's the most important thing. Kim is totally herself in front of him. Everything is easy, comfortable, no stress."
Kourtney on how well Kris Humphries fits into the Kardashian family. I'm still trying to decide whether or not he should be insulted by something like that, but then I get all confused over who Kim is if she's not herself in front of the rest of us? I mean, the concept of the REAL Kim Kardashian is a totally o...
Apparently Maria Shriver is to blame over Arnold's penchant for help sex. [The Superficial]
T.I. is positively hot. I'm really not all that concerned over WHAT he does. [Bossip]
David Beckham: speed freak. [TMZ]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and the Amazing Shrinking String Bikini. [Celebuzz]
Emma Watson is FIT. [Socialite Life]
Jason Bateman gets buried. [The Frisky]
Cheryl Cole's LIFE IS OVER, guys. [Cele|bitchy]
What movie recently shattered box office records? [Socialite L...
What does Memorial Day mean to you?
I went to Facebook to see what the masses were all excited about, and the reactions ranged from accolades to veterans and servicemen and women, living and dead, to 'OMG I finally get to wear white!!!' (that vapid bitch was deleted before I could finish counting the exclamation points on her stupid retort). Regardless, here's a little true history lesson:
Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. Service Members who died while in the militar...