After a record FOUR DAYS IN REHAB, I'm proud to tell you that Amy Winehouse is clean and off the sauce. So much so, that girlfriend checked her scrawny little ass out of rehab last night and decided to go home, where outpatient therapy has been decided as her lifeline to the sober life. Amy's rep told the Daily Mail:
“She has completed her assessment at the Priory Clinic in London and will continue as an outpatient. [Amy] is now looking forward to playing shows around Europe this summer and is rari...
So hey! This week must be the week for "unexpected" nude photo leaks, 'cause MMA fighter Tito Ortiz released one (OK, it was hacked) of him standing somewhere that looks like a spa, or a sauna room, with his LONG FLACCID PENIS hanging out. The best part of the pic? Boyfriend looks STOKED over it. The shit-eating grin just says it all. Says what, you ask? It positively screams, "Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?" "Man, if I could knock a bitch out with this gigantic crank durin...
It's official, ladies and gentlemen: Lauren Conrad has made it to the big time. Why, you ask? Because I do reckon that this is the first time that I've personally written about her on Evil Beet. Does that mean I have a sense of over-inflated importance? Probably. But a lot of other people do, too, so I'm just going to run with that for today. It's Friday, after all. And we're talking about LAUREN CONRAD, anyway.
Anyway, the annoying girl that did whatever on that annoying show, The Hills, ...
And not a moment too soon, dang. Have you seen recent photos of girlfriend? It looked like she was seriously about to bust at the seams. Or, because she's living, and not a manufactured doll, pop at the bellybutton. That sucker was starting to look like a cabin repress valve.
Pink gave birth to her daughter (not a son, snap), Willow Sage Hart (which is ACTUALLY a really cute name if you think about it long enough), yesterday in Los Angeles. She and husband, Carey Hart, announced the birt...
Oh boy. What Selena and Justin are doing in public NOW. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian re-doing her proposal for television? LOL! [The Superficial]
Sarah Palin's tour bus vandalized. [Bossip]
Chelsea Handler isn't proud of her abortion. [Cele|bitchy]
Shia said WHAT about Megan Fox's Transformers departure? [LA Times]
Was Frank Sinatra OCD manic? [TMZ]
Is Gavin Rossdale going to star in a sitcom? [The Frisky]
Justin Timberlake: NAKED. [The Frisky]
Liev Schreiber shirtless, wet, a...
Billy Bob Thornton's daughter, Amanda Brumfield, was charged with manslaughter earlier this week, and will be sentenced next month.
Brumfield was charged in the death of a friend's one-year-old child, who died as a result of a "fall from a crib." Though Brumfield was acquitted of first-degree murder and aggravated child abuse charges, the manslaughter charge still stands.
Amanda claims that the child was attempting to climb from her playpen, and upon success, she fell on her head. Brumfield then waited two hours...
Are you guys going to watch the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday? Well, now you are, I guess, right?
I don't know. To me, it seems like all of the craziness and hubbub surrounding the Twilight franchise has died down a bunch, and I'm starting to honestly wonder if people even care about it anymore. Kristen Stewart is a big famous movie star now, and Robert Pattinson is like, a sex symbol or whatever and just wants to settle down now, so have they - haha wait for it - "eclipsed" the movies themselves, or are people still actually into this stuff?
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Are you guys going to watch the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday? Well, now you are, I guess, right?
I don't know. To me, it seems like all of the craziness and hubbub surrounding the Twilight franchise has died down a bunch, and I'm starting to honestly wonder if people even care about it anymore. Kristen Stewart is a big famous movie star now, and Robert Pattinson is like, a sex symbol or whatever and just wants to settle down now, so have they - haha wait for it - "eclipsed" the movies the...
Goes to show you, even those that you admire and emulate and obsess over have off-days on their wardrobe selections, too.
Gwen Stefani was photographed this past weekend celebrating Memorial Day wearing see-through mesh pants and a thong underneath. And if that doesn't sound classy enough, the whole shebang was black and paired with a heavy, smelly-looking leather jacket, too.
Say what you will about Gwen Stefani, because I'm going to say that her fashion sense is definitely MORE than a li...
Hayden Panettiere moves on to this lucky dude. [The Superficial]
WHOA Jordana Brewster! [Starpulse]
Bradley Cooper hooking up with a Renee Zellweger look-alike? [Lainey Gossip]
Parents are all up in arms over Rihanna's new video, and this is why. [Bossip]
Why Paris Hilton thinks she deserves yet ANOTHER reality show. [ICYDK]
Is the sitcom dead? Why some think so. [Pajiba]
Jennifer Aniston gets VERY RAUNCHY. [Huffington Post]
Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried finally split for good, and you'll never guess why. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
A very pregnant, very makeup-free...
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Just when you guys thought this whole thing couldn't get any better - it did. Blake Lively's hacker, apparently pissed that her rep was squawking so loudly that the photos were not her, released even MORE naked photos of girlfriend, these MUCH MUCH raunchier than the initial few that leaked a few days ago.
Starlets of Hollywood who are considering a nude photo scandal to fire up their career? Take some pointers from Blake Lively - this bitch totally knows what she's doing.
God bless Blake Lively, and God bless Leonardo DiCaprio even harder.
Check out ALL of the naked Blakes after the jump, if you dare.
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Just when you guys thought this whole thing couldn't get any better - it did. Blake Lively's hacker, apparently pissed that her rep was squawking so loudly that the photos were not her, released even MORE naked photos of girlfriend, these MUCH MUCH raunchier than the initial few that leaked a few days ago.
Starlets of Hollywood who are considering a nude photo scandal to fire up their career? Take some pointers from Blake Lively - this bitch totally knows what she's doing...
Maybe she only likes him when she's drunk he's drunk.
Separated couple Courteney and David were photographed last night at the Roosevelt Hotel, apparently doing something that doesn't involve humping the other's leg or showing the Caribbean your nipples.
In related news, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney herself are on the outs, as Aniston feels that her former BFFFFFFFFFFF is stringing estranged husband David along, having flings on the side, and has no intention of getting back together with her...
I'll give you a hint: it's the one who didn't kill Heath Ledger.
Anyway, my general knee-jerk reaction is all like 'Woo! I totally thought he was losing his damn mind palling around with that butch Snook-alike' that he took to the movies last week, but my SECOND knee-jerk reaction (I can do that, you know) is WTF? Justin Timberlake and Ashley Olsen? In what world does that make any sense?
The story comes from Us Weekly, and even though they're more reputable than, say, Star, I still have my ...
After a record FOUR DAYS IN REHAB, I'm proud to tell you that Amy Winehouse is clean and off the sauce. So much so, that girlfriend checked her scrawny little ass out of rehab last night and decided to go home, where outpatient therapy has been decided as her lifeline to the sober life. Amy's rep told the Daily Mail:
“She has completed her assessment at the Priory Clinic in London and will continue as an outpatient. [Amy] is now looking forward to playing shows around Europe this summer and is rari...
So hey! This week must be the week for "unexpected" nude photo leaks, 'cause MMA fighter Tito Ortiz released one (OK, it was hacked) of him standing somewhere that looks like a spa, or a sauna room, with his LONG FLACCID PENIS hanging out. The best part of the pic? Boyfriend looks STOKED over it. The shit-eating grin just says it all. Says what, you ask? It positively screams, "Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?" "Man, if I could knock a bitch out with this gigantic crank durin...
It's official, ladies and gentlemen: Lauren Conrad has made it to the big time. Why, you ask? Because I do reckon that this is the first time that I've personally written about her on Evil Beet. Does that mean I have a sense of over-inflated importance? Probably. But a lot of other people do, too, so I'm just going to run with that for today. It's Friday, after all. And we're talking about LAUREN CONRAD, anyway.
Anyway, the annoying girl that did whatever on that annoying show, The Hills, ...
And not a moment too soon, dang. Have you seen recent photos of girlfriend? It looked like she was seriously about to bust at the seams. Or, because she's living, and not a manufactured doll, pop at the bellybutton. That sucker was starting to look like a cabin repress valve.
Pink gave birth to her daughter (not a son, snap), Willow Sage Hart (which is ACTUALLY a really cute name if you think about it long enough), yesterday in Los Angeles. She and husband, Carey Hart, announced the birt...
Oh boy. What Selena and Justin are doing in public NOW. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian re-doing her proposal for television? LOL! [The Superficial]
Sarah Palin's tour bus vandalized. [Bossip]
Chelsea Handler isn't proud of her abortion. [Cele|bitchy]
Shia said WHAT about Megan Fox's Transformers departure? [LA Times]
Was Frank Sinatra OCD manic? [TMZ]
Is Gavin Rossdale going to star in a sitcom? [The Frisky]
Justin Timberlake: NAKED. [The Frisky]
Liev Schreiber shirtless, wet, a...
Billy Bob Thornton's daughter, Amanda Brumfield, was charged with manslaughter earlier this week, and will be sentenced next month.
Brumfield was charged in the death of a friend's one-year-old child, who died as a result of a "fall from a crib." Though Brumfield was acquitted of first-degree murder and aggravated child abuse charges, the manslaughter charge still stands.
Amanda claims that the child was attempting to climb from her playpen, and upon success, she fell on her head. Brumfield then waited two hours...
Goes to show you, even those that you admire and emulate and obsess over have off-days on their wardrobe selections, too.
Gwen Stefani was photographed this past weekend celebrating Memorial Day wearing see-through mesh pants and a thong underneath. And if that doesn't sound classy enough, the whole shebang was black and paired with a heavy, smelly-looking leather jacket, too.
Say what you will about Gwen Stefani, because I'm going to say that her fashion sense is definitely MORE than a li...
Hayden Panettiere moves on to this lucky dude. [The Superficial]
WHOA Jordana Brewster! [Starpulse]
Bradley Cooper hooking up with a Renee Zellweger look-alike? [Lainey Gossip]
Parents are all up in arms over Rihanna's new video, and this is why. [Bossip]
Why Paris Hilton thinks she deserves yet ANOTHER reality show. [ICYDK]
Is the sitcom dead? Why some think so. [Pajiba]
Jennifer Aniston gets VERY RAUNCHY. [Huffington Post]
Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried finally split for good, and you'll never guess why. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
A very pregnant, very makeup-free...
Maybe she only likes him when she's drunk he's drunk.
Separated couple Courteney and David were photographed last night at the Roosevelt Hotel, apparently doing something that doesn't involve humping the other's leg or showing the Caribbean your nipples.
In related news, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney herself are on the outs, as Aniston feels that her former BFFFFFFFFFFF is stringing estranged husband David along, having flings on the side, and has no intention of getting back together with her...
I'll give you a hint: it's the one who didn't kill Heath Ledger.
Anyway, my general knee-jerk reaction is all like 'Woo! I totally thought he was losing his damn mind palling around with that butch Snook-alike' that he took to the movies last week, but my SECOND knee-jerk reaction (I can do that, you know) is WTF? Justin Timberlake and Ashley Olsen? In what world does that make any sense?
The story comes from Us Weekly, and even though they're more reputable than, say, Star, I still have my ...