I want to know in what world LeAnn Rimes thinks she looks good. Moreover, I want to know in what world Eddie "I like 'em lookin' like a hypodermic needle" Cibrian can actually bone LeAnn without breaking her. Because girlfriend, frankly, is bordering horrifying-skinny. She was cute, athletic, toned, and sexy, and quickly moved to svelte, passed by slender, chilled out at waif-like for a minute, and is now taking up permanent residence at the L'Hôtel de EMACIATED.
Eat a goddamned sandwich, LeAnn, or better yet, a whole fucking Subway franc...
Remember when I asked where all of the "important" people were during last night's movie awards? I found them. They were all getting wasted at the after party, because they knew what an embarrassment of an attempt at entertainment the party was going to be, PLUS, Jennifer Aniston was there with her new non-boyfriend, Justin Theroux. Of course everyone's going to want to see how Jen acts with a man in public over watching Kristen Stewart make fun of herself and guffaw in a room full of her pe...
Reese Witherspoon thinks Blake Lively's a stupid slut. [The Superficial]
You so classy, Keri Hilson. [Starpulse]
So are you watching Game of Thrones yet, hm? [LA Times]
Why those nudes are DEFINITELY Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip]
Lauryn Hill pregnant again! [Bossip]
Strange dreams and nightmares. [Pajiba]
Mila Kunis: smallest tits ever? [IDLYITW]
Jennifer Lopez really doesn't want you to see that non-sex tape. [Amy Grindhouse]
Are Rihanna's over-sexed stage antics getting old? [The Frisky]
The McConaughey-Alves family goes to church. [Celebuzz]
The worst-dressed at the 2011 ...
Have you guys heard the news yet? That Twilight's Nikki Reed and American Idol's Paul McDonald are ENGAGED? I mean, does this strike any of you as somewhat odd, considering they've been dating, what, like three weeks?
Molls said it not long ago, that Paul McDonald is kind of a creeper, and at first, I was skeptical. I thought, hell, maybe all we have here is an excitable young man who really, really digs the idea of going from being a nobody to, well, a more famous girl's boyfriend overnight, a...
So, I don't know about you guys, but this was definitely one of the most boring shows EVER. From the performances (Dave Grohl's, like, a legend and all, but I'm not sure if he was the best pick for the MTV Movie Awards FFS), to the awkward, bored, "I'd rather be at home smoking a bowl" acceptance speeches, and then Lupe Fiasco, too? Well, let's just say that rap or hip-hop or whatever, is totally not my thing and ALSO the last thing I want to be inundated with if I'm watching these crap award...
The 2011 MTV Movie awards happened last night, and if you're the type who doesn't give a shit about the awards themselves, but like to stare at pretty pictures of your favorite celebrities first thing on a hungover Monday morning, you are in luck, my dude.
Things to take note of?
Amanda Bynes gained forty pounds in her FACE. It was like Kristen Stewart didn't even try again. And who the fuck is Booboo Stewart? Relative of Kristen's? Also, what was up with the almost-complete absence ...
10:56 PM ET: Taylor Lautner looks all surprised that this movie won. Seriously. What fucking planet does he live on? When EVER there is a Twilight movie in production or development, said Twilight movie WILL ALWAYS WIN. END OF STORY. And also, end of the show. Stay tuned - we'll be running a shit-ton of photos from tonight's show if you happened to miss it.
10:54 PM ET: Um, Gary Busey? Presenting the award for Best Movie? Nominees: Inception, Twilight: Eclipse, Black Swan, Harry Potte...
In the photo above and those below, sources claim that Selena Gomez was caught entering Justin Bieber's home last night. Probably for a pizza party or something. Anyway, the couple didn't emerge 'til the next morning (today), and when they did, Selena was wearing the same clothes.
Now, before y'all go crazy and insist that Justin Bieber is engaging in underage sex, and Selena Gomez is guilty of corrupting a minor and what not, I am SURE that they were just cuddling. Like, they were probably watching Camp Rock II and f...
For those who are interested in the available paid editor position with us here at Evil Beet, the deadline is tonight at 11:59 PM ET.
We've gotten SO MANY good applications, and I'm pleased to say that a lot of them kept me laughing (especially some of your cover letters, you crafty, crafty minxes). It's going to be a hard decision, but whatever happens, you, readers, will have superb, top-notch entertainment in your newest writer.
Anyway, if you haven't applied yet and want to, you're a lazy fucking slacker. I'm kidding. Kind of. Seriously, though, deadline's tonight at the aforementioned time, details are here, and no application received after that time will be considered.
Thanks again, friends, and good luck! />For those who are interested in the available paid editor position with us here at Evil Beet, the deadline is tonight at 11:59 PM ET.
We've gotten SO MANY good applications, and I'm pleased to say that a lot of them kept me laughing (especially some of your cover letters, you crafty, crafty minxes). It's going to be a hard decision, but whatever happens, you, readers, will have superb, top-notch entertainment in your newest writer.
Anyway, if you haven't applied yet and want to, you're a lazy f...
Octomom is back in a bikini. [The Superficial]
So THIS is Justin Timberlake's new, real girlfriend I guess. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Amber Rose a "bisexual freak" who "has threesomes all day"? [Bossip]
Is Whitney Houston battling deadly emphysema? [Starpulse]
Is David Beckham undergoing hormone treatments for his voice? [Cele|bitchy]
Is Emma Stone just a bad actress? [Huffington Post]
This is what Vogue Italy considers plus-size. [The Frisky]
Photos of Kim and Kris's engagement party. [Celebuzz]
John Edwards: indicted. [IDLYITW]
Reality show hell-heaven. [Popbytes]
Heidi Klum'...
As quickly as it seems it started, Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson's six-month-long romance is kaput.
Though a rep officially confirms to People that the two have split, both Scarlett and Sean's reps have "declined to comment." However, I'm betting it had something to do with Sean's desperate need for children coupled with the fact that Scarlett is just so damned old and can't get pregnant anymore. ... Uh, wait ...
Are you guys totally heartbroken, or did you see this coming?
{democracy...
The official Dragon Tattoo poster has arrived. [Lainey Gossip]
Super hot, super tall women. [Bossip]
Even more Blake Lively nudes? [Starpulse]
Is Leo totally pissed about those nudes? [Cele|bitchy]
Ryan Gosling pulls out. [Huffington Post]
Sharks LOVE AC/DC. [The Frisky]
Movie in development about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton? [The Frisky]
Hollywood's most random and unexpected couples of all time. [Celebuzz]
The best Snooki's looked in years. [Yeeeah]
Michae...
I want to know in what world LeAnn Rimes thinks she looks good. Moreover, I want to know in what world Eddie "I like 'em lookin' like a hypodermic needle" Cibrian can actually bone LeAnn without breaking her. Because girlfriend, frankly, is bordering horrifying-skinny. She was cute, athletic, toned, and sexy, and quickly moved to svelte, passed by slender, chilled out at waif-like for a minute, and is now taking up permanent residence at the L'Hôtel de EMACIATED.
Eat a goddamned sandwich, LeAnn, or better yet, a whole fucking Subway franc...
Remember when I asked where all of the "important" people were during last night's movie awards? I found them. They were all getting wasted at the after party, because they knew what an embarrassment of an attempt at entertainment the party was going to be, PLUS, Jennifer Aniston was there with her new non-boyfriend, Justin Theroux. Of course everyone's going to want to see how Jen acts with a man in public over watching Kristen Stewart make fun of herself and guffaw in a room full of her pe...
Reese Witherspoon thinks Blake Lively's a stupid slut. [The Superficial]
You so classy, Keri Hilson. [Starpulse]
So are you watching Game of Thrones yet, hm? [LA Times]
Why those nudes are DEFINITELY Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip]
Lauryn Hill pregnant again! [Bossip]
Strange dreams and nightmares. [Pajiba]
Mila Kunis: smallest tits ever? [IDLYITW]
Jennifer Lopez really doesn't want you to see that non-sex tape. [Amy Grindhouse]
Are Rihanna's over-sexed stage antics getting old? [The Frisky]
The McConaughey-Alves family goes to church. [Celebuzz]
The worst-dressed at the 2011 ...
Have you guys heard the news yet? That Twilight's Nikki Reed and American Idol's Paul McDonald are ENGAGED? I mean, does this strike any of you as somewhat odd, considering they've been dating, what, like three weeks?
Molls said it not long ago, that Paul McDonald is kind of a creeper, and at first, I was skeptical. I thought, hell, maybe all we have here is an excitable young man who really, really digs the idea of going from being a nobody to, well, a more famous girl's boyfriend overnight, a...
So, I don't know about you guys, but this was definitely one of the most boring shows EVER. From the performances (Dave Grohl's, like, a legend and all, but I'm not sure if he was the best pick for the MTV Movie Awards FFS), to the awkward, bored, "I'd rather be at home smoking a bowl" acceptance speeches, and then Lupe Fiasco, too? Well, let's just say that rap or hip-hop or whatever, is totally not my thing and ALSO the last thing I want to be inundated with if I'm watching these crap award...
The 2011 MTV Movie awards happened last night, and if you're the type who doesn't give a shit about the awards themselves, but like to stare at pretty pictures of your favorite celebrities first thing on a hungover Monday morning, you are in luck, my dude.
Things to take note of?
Amanda Bynes gained forty pounds in her FACE. It was like Kristen Stewart didn't even try again. And who the fuck is Booboo Stewart? Relative of Kristen's? Also, what was up with the almost-complete absence ...
10:56 PM ET: Taylor Lautner looks all surprised that this movie won. Seriously. What fucking planet does he live on? When EVER there is a Twilight movie in production or development, said Twilight movie WILL ALWAYS WIN. END OF STORY. And also, end of the show. Stay tuned - we'll be running a shit-ton of photos from tonight's show if you happened to miss it.
10:54 PM ET: Um, Gary Busey? Presenting the award for Best Movie? Nominees: Inception, Twilight: Eclipse, Black Swan, Harry Potte...
In the photo above and those below, sources claim that Selena Gomez was caught entering Justin Bieber's home last night. Probably for a pizza party or something. Anyway, the couple didn't emerge 'til the next morning (today), and when they did, Selena was wearing the same clothes.
Now, before y'all go crazy and insist that Justin Bieber is engaging in underage sex, and Selena Gomez is guilty of corrupting a minor and what not, I am SURE that they were just cuddling. Like, they were probably watching Camp Rock II and f...
Octomom is back in a bikini. [The Superficial]
So THIS is Justin Timberlake's new, real girlfriend I guess. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Amber Rose a "bisexual freak" who "has threesomes all day"? [Bossip]
Is Whitney Houston battling deadly emphysema? [Starpulse]
Is David Beckham undergoing hormone treatments for his voice? [Cele|bitchy]
Is Emma Stone just a bad actress? [Huffington Post]
This is what Vogue Italy considers plus-size. [The Frisky]
Photos of Kim and Kris's engagement party. [Celebuzz]
John Edwards: indicted. [IDLYITW]
Reality show hell-heaven. [Popbytes]
Heidi Klum'...
As quickly as it seems it started, Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson's six-month-long romance is kaput.
Though a rep officially confirms to People that the two have split, both Scarlett and Sean's reps have "declined to comment." However, I'm betting it had something to do with Sean's desperate need for children coupled with the fact that Scarlett is just so damned old and can't get pregnant anymore. ... Uh, wait ...
Are you guys totally heartbroken, or did you see this coming?
{democracy...
The official Dragon Tattoo poster has arrived. [Lainey Gossip]
Super hot, super tall women. [Bossip]
Even more Blake Lively nudes? [Starpulse]
Is Leo totally pissed about those nudes? [Cele|bitchy]
Ryan Gosling pulls out. [Huffington Post]
Sharks LOVE AC/DC. [The Frisky]
Movie in development about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton? [The Frisky]
Hollywood's most random and unexpected couples of all time. [Celebuzz]
The best Snooki's looked in years. [Yeeeah]
Michae...