Hey, so the Glamour Women of the Year awards happened yesterday, and we've got all (OK, probably most) of the photos.
There were a lot of gorgeous women there, including Kristen Stewart, Kristen Wiig, Kim Kardashian, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Fearne Cotton, amongst many others. Not looking so good last night: Pixie Geldof. And Jamie Campbell Bower.
And as for this Jamie Campbell Bower fellow, WHO INVITED THE JUNKIE? I didn't even know who this guy was at first. He initially remin...
And it's not even really that good (alright, you caught me: it's actually fucking awful), despite the fact it tried to slam two of today's most obnoxious celebrities. I know Em's trying to continue making a career out of poking fun at his classmates, but hey. You might consider it worth listening to at least once. I, myself, got about forty-five seconds into it before I rolled my eyes and x'ed out of YouTube.
Anyway, the song's not that great, and even though I don't care for her, I thought it was shitty and SOOO 2009 to call Lady Gaga a "male lady," but hey. This is what Eminem thinks he does best, isn't it? Am I looking to far into this? />
And it's not even really that good (alright, you caught me: it's actually fucking awful), despite the fact it tried to slam two of today's most obnoxious celebrities. I know Em's trying to continue making a career out of poking fun at his classmates, but hey. You might consider it worth listening to at least once. I, myself, got about forty-five seconds into it before I rolled my eyes and x'ed out of YouTube.
Anyway, the song's not that great, and even though I don't care for her, I thou...
Remember Cage's son, Weston? The one who just got married last month or something? Well, he's on his first vacation sans-wife already: he's been institutionalized for a psychological breakdown. In layman's terms, boyfriend went crazy.
Word on the street says that Weston was out to lunch with his trainer, and when his trainer suggested some tasty morsel off the menu, Weston flipped the fuck out and couldn't be calmed until police arrived with their good old-fashion sedation tools. Weston Ca...
Oh hey look. It's Taylor Swift trying to have a personality or something. No, really, it's the two of them doing some kind of skit for the upcoming CMT Music Awards. Cute, isn't it?
And how do we feel about Taylor Swift, anyway? Do we love her? Dislike her? Pity her?
Anyway. I know, like, you country types stick together for the most part, Taylor, but do you have any friends your own age, girl? Or a personality of your own, for that matter?
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Update: The original video has been pulled, but if you go below the jump, you can see Khloe's NIP hanging out in its full glory via a friendly YouTube video.
Any by "epic proportions," I mean "exactly proportionate to her Green Giantess stature, 'cause that nipple is LARGE."
Don't get me wrong - I'm not ragging on Khloe (OK, I am, a little bit, but that's only because I feel weird about caving in to Twilight last night and I need to reinforce my heartless bitch status because a sparkly Edward Cullen melted my cold dead heart JUST A LITTLE last night), and her nipple is actually perfectly lovely, but gotdamn. All I can really say about that is that nipple is a nipple worthy of Khloe Kardashian, dudes.
Something good about Khloe Kardashian? She's actually very well-spoken.
Jump in for the working nip:
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Update: The original video has been pulled, but if you go below the jump, you can see Khloe's NIP hanging out in its full glory via a friendly YouTube video.
Any by "epic proportions," I mean "exactly proportionate to her Green Giantess stature, 'cause that nipple is LARGE."
Don't get me wrong - I'm not ragging on Khloe (OK, I am, a little bit, but that's only because I feel weird about caving in to Twilight last night and I need to reinforce m...
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Kirstie Alley's big weight loss reveal - she looks AMAZING. [INFDaily]
Miranda Kerr shows some serious skin. [Starpulse]
The new Beyonce/Andre 3000 song is out. [Bossip]
Lady Gaga's very own tit-flash. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW
So, which of these lovely ladies is Ryan Reynolds sleeping with, then? [Socialite Life]
This is Snooki's boyfriend. With Snooki. In Italy. [Caught on Set]
Khloe Kardashian and ...
All I have to say about this is that if you have MASSIVE boobs that sort of overtake your torso as it is, high-waisted pants are NOT THE OPTION YOU SHOULD TAKE. EVER IN LIFE.
Christina Hendricks was photographed in New York City yesterday afternoon wearing what I consider to be an abomination. Someone should take this outfit, bring it out into the light, and stick a stake through it's center. Then burn it, piss on it, bury it and make things right again by ogling Christina Hendricks in her beautiful nakedness....
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
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So the nominees are in for the 2011 Critics' Choice Awards, which, if you're unfamiliar, are all about television (which I don't really watch).
Another thing I don't/didn't really watch? The first Twilight movie. Actually, I've never seen ANY of the Twilight movies, but last night I had a little too much tequila and decided that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson would be good entertainment. Guys? I LIKED IT. I know, I could just die too. My life is probably, like, over now, but I can't deny that I really en...
Yup, grope grope GROPE. [The Superficial]
Ah, man, remember back when Jada Pinkett was NO ONE? LOL I do. [Bossip]
More photos of Will and Kate at "the races." [Lainey Gossip]
Look out: Justin Bieber's gonna be in another movie. [Starpulse]
Gay cop was not allowed to march in gay parade in his uniform. [TMZ]
Fox News mistakenly uses Tina Fey photo in a Sarah Palin story, LOL. [LA Times]
Prince William and Kate Middleton are moving to Kensington Palace. [Socialite Life]
Can...
Ah, let the aged dong-fest commence once again!
Sources at TMZ claim that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have worked out their differences and have reconciled for the sake of their apparent sexual napalm-like relationship. Then again, TMZ's evidence is only a photo of the two being friendly at a recent awards show, so maybe Scarlett's just keeping up appearances 'til the next half-centurion wang comes along.
It would be hot if Scarlett dated ...
{democracy:219}...
When celebrities have top-secret weddings. [Bossip]
Justin Bieber wears earrings now. [Starpulse]
Arnold Schwarzenegger is supporting his "second" family. [Celebuzz]
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are drawing up a prenup, of course. [Socialite Life]
Hot photos of Jon Hamm just because. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Eva Mendes gets a facial tattoo. [Huff Po]
Robert Pattinson drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Bitten and Bound]
Mark Ruffalo honored for environmental protection. [Socialite Life]
Paris Hilton sucks large ones. LARGE ONES. [The Superficial]
Who are the "rich hippies" of Holl...
Hey, so the Glamour Women of the Year awards happened yesterday, and we've got all (OK, probably most) of the photos.
There were a lot of gorgeous women there, including Kristen Stewart, Kristen Wiig, Kim Kardashian, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Fearne Cotton, amongst many others. Not looking so good last night: Pixie Geldof. And Jamie Campbell Bower.
And as for this Jamie Campbell Bower fellow, WHO INVITED THE JUNKIE? I didn't even know who this guy was at first. He initially remin...
Remember Cage's son, Weston? The one who just got married last month or something? Well, he's on his first vacation sans-wife already: he's been institutionalized for a psychological breakdown. In layman's terms, boyfriend went crazy.
Word on the street says that Weston was out to lunch with his trainer, and when his trainer suggested some tasty morsel off the menu, Weston flipped the fuck out and couldn't be calmed until police arrived with their good old-fashion sedation tools. Weston Ca...
Oh hey look. It's Taylor Swift trying to have a personality or something. No, really, it's the two of them doing some kind of skit for the upcoming CMT Music Awards. Cute, isn't it?
And how do we feel about Taylor Swift, anyway? Do we love her? Dislike her? Pity her?
Anyway. I know, like, you country types stick together for the most part, Taylor, but do you have any friends your own age, girl? Or a personality of your own, for that matter?
[gallery]...
Everyone thinks that January Jones sucks. [The Superficial]
Kirstie Alley's big weight loss reveal - she looks AMAZING. [INFDaily]
Miranda Kerr shows some serious skin. [Starpulse]
The new Beyonce/Andre 3000 song is out. [Bossip]
Lady Gaga's very own tit-flash. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW
So, which of these lovely ladies is Ryan Reynolds sleeping with, then? [Socialite Life]
This is Snooki's boyfriend. With Snooki. In Italy. [Caught on Set]
Khloe Kardashian and ...
All I have to say about this is that if you have MASSIVE boobs that sort of overtake your torso as it is, high-waisted pants are NOT THE OPTION YOU SHOULD TAKE. EVER IN LIFE.
Christina Hendricks was photographed in New York City yesterday afternoon wearing what I consider to be an abomination. Someone should take this outfit, bring it out into the light, and stick a stake through it's center. Then burn it, piss on it, bury it and make things right again by ogling Christina Hendricks in her beautiful nakedness....
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Posh/J. Lo photo: ...
So the nominees are in for the 2011 Critics' Choice Awards, which, if you're unfamiliar, are all about television (which I don't really watch).
Another thing I don't/didn't really watch? The first Twilight movie. Actually, I've never seen ANY of the Twilight movies, but last night I had a little too much tequila and decided that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson would be good entertainment. Guys? I LIKED IT. I know, I could just die too. My life is probably, like, over now, but I can't deny that I really en...
Yup, grope grope GROPE. [The Superficial]
Ah, man, remember back when Jada Pinkett was NO ONE? LOL I do. [Bossip]
More photos of Will and Kate at "the races." [Lainey Gossip]
Look out: Justin Bieber's gonna be in another movie. [Starpulse]
Gay cop was not allowed to march in gay parade in his uniform. [TMZ]
Fox News mistakenly uses Tina Fey photo in a Sarah Palin story, LOL. [LA Times]
Prince William and Kate Middleton are moving to Kensington Palace. [Socialite Life]
Can...
Ah, let the aged dong-fest commence once again!
Sources at TMZ claim that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have worked out their differences and have reconciled for the sake of their apparent sexual napalm-like relationship. Then again, TMZ's evidence is only a photo of the two being friendly at a recent awards show, so maybe Scarlett's just keeping up appearances 'til the next half-centurion wang comes along.
It would be hot if Scarlett dated ...
{democracy:219}...
When celebrities have top-secret weddings. [Bossip]
Justin Bieber wears earrings now. [Starpulse]
Arnold Schwarzenegger is supporting his "second" family. [Celebuzz]
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are drawing up a prenup, of course. [Socialite Life]
Hot photos of Jon Hamm just because. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Eva Mendes gets a facial tattoo. [Huff Po]
Robert Pattinson drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Bitten and Bound]
Mark Ruffalo honored for environmental protection. [Socialite Life]
Paris Hilton sucks large ones. LARGE ONES. [The Superficial]
Who are the "rich hippies" of Holl...