This happened at last night's CMT Awards (which I did not watch, because I was too busy devouring New Moon for the first time - I'm apparently a big Twilight fan these days) while Shania was on her way to present some sort of award.
There's seriously nothing more embarrassing than falling in front of a ton of people (or anyone, really) and I vouch for that, because it's coming from someone who's so fucking clumsy that my middle name should be "On the Ground."
I'm not going to say that it's karma for doing stupid things with stupid Taylor Swift, but ... Feel better, Shania! />
This happened at last night's CMT Awards (which I did not watch, because I was too busy devouring New Moon for the first time - I'm apparently a big Twilight fan these days) while Shania was on her way to present some sort of award.
There's seriously nothing more embarrassing than falling in front of a ton of people (or anyone, really) and I vouch for that, because it's coming from someone who's so fucking clumsy that my middle name should be "On the Ground."
I'm not going to say that...
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Apparently Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton were spotted having "tea and cakes" together, alone, at an upscale pub in the UK during the last week of May. It's being rumored to be the first (public) reunion of Pippa and Harry since the Royal Wedding back in April. Eyewitnesses say:
Pippa Middleton, the younger sister of Kate Middleton, was spotted meeting up with Prince Harry at The Troubador pub in London's Chelsea last month, reports The People newspaper. Pippa Middleton and Harry enjoyed...
But blamed it on the fact that he doesn't want to "get serious right now."
OK, first, Sean, you're BUMPING SIXTY. Let's not play all coy like you're thirty or something and you're this smoking hot eternal bachelor. You probably WANT to settle down again. You're probably LOOKING for that special woman who'll sit near you while you cough up old-man-spittle into a hankie (giving it a good peek first) who won't cringe. You're going to need someone to help you get undressed as you deteriorate, a...
"When I started modelling, I was definitely heavier. I was quite voluptuous in fact. I had a real baby face and baby fat. But I was a baby! I was told I had to get into better shape, but I'm quite stubborn so I didn't. ... I can't remember a time where I really battled with my body, but I can remember being asked to lose weight and battling with the advice. It hurt me. Especially as my baby fat naturally melted away as I got older."
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, AKA Victoria's Secret model-turned ...
So, this is like, the third (different) dude that she's been spotted with over the past month, you know, and if it were ME OR YOU going out with a garden variety of dudes averaging one a week, you know what kind of rep we'd be getting. Just saying.
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I know it's nothing really all that earth-shaking or impressive, because this is just Taylor's schtick, but we haven't talked about this gal in awhile, so I thought I'd dig up some recent photos of what she's been up to as of late.
As you can tell, it's the same old-same old, performing in dark, seedy clubs with PVC-lined costumes, the same pair of underwear for days (I'm just guessing on that one; Momsen merely looks the type to rock the same gritty panties for days at a time), and yesterday'...
Whoa, girl. Just whoa.
Nicole Kidman's gone and joined the twentieth century by opening up a YouTube account (LOLZ) and sending candid, totally unstaged, unscripted messages to her fans for supporting her and appreciating her for all of these years and whatever.
I couldn't really decipher a lot of what she was saying, since she's got such a breathy, little girl voice and I don't have the best hearing as it is, but judging by her facial expressions, she did a smart and avoided the Botox injections this week. Good on you, girl. I'm glad you're opening up and talking to your fans, now, but let's move into the current century and at least open up a Twitter if you're going to do this sort of shameless self-promotion. />
Whoa, girl. Just whoa.
Nicole Kidman's gone and joined the twentieth century by opening up a YouTube account (LOLZ) and sending candid, totally unstaged, unscripted messages to her fans for supporting her and appreciating her for all of these years and whatever.
I couldn't really decipher a lot of what she was saying, since she's got such a breathy, little girl voice and I don't have the best hearing as it is, but judging by her facial expressions, she did a smart and avoided the Botox i...
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"My greatest mistake right now is, I’ve been clinging to my art. In that, I have victory for my art and a great loss for my heart. At the moment, my beautiful fiancée is no longer my beautiful fiancée. ... Two halves don’t make a whole. Two wholes make a whole. In my relationship, I was giving myself away to make the relationship better, but in actuality, wasn’t doing better by doing that. I became less of a man. I have victory for my art and a great loss for my heart.”
OK, so aft...