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According to sources at Radar Online:
“Late this morning (11:34 a.m.), Anderson Police responded to a call at a residence in the 1300 block of Pleasant Meadow Drive. According to the caller, 21-year-old Amber L. Portwood was depressed and threatening to end her life. The victim, who did not appear to be injured, was transported to a local medical facility for further evaluation. An Anderson police source also confirms that the call was not made by Amber at her home, but by “a relative” ...
Because she's just ITCHING to be. You can tell. When Taylor Momsen turns eighteen, you just know that the nipples are going to fly. We're going to see tit, labia, bleached asshole (or maybe asshole with tons and tons of black eyeliner around it - yeah, that's probably more like it), and bestiality all over the fucking place.
Emily shared similar photos yesterday, but there are even MORE super ones (AKA ones where she looks like Marilyn Manson from the neck down, with the exception of the elec...
Selena Gomez: pregnant? [The Superficial]
Kim Kardashian has a new baby. [INFDaily]
Mildred Baena never told Arnold about his son. [Cele|bitchy]
Gay celebrities: out and proud. [Starpulse]
The Braxton sisters take off their clothes. [Bossip]
Photos of Lindsay's areolas NOT albinoed out. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW
I guess Blake Lively really wants you to know that those nudes really are of her. [Socialite Life]
Russell Brand tries to pull off the rocker look again. [Caught on Set]
Everyone thinks Lady Gaga's got ugly boobs. [Yeeeah]
Is will.i.am losing his mind? [The Blemi...
Well color me disappointed. I went to go ahead and categorize this post and much to my chagrin, THERE WAS NO NORAH JONES CATEGORY. Meaning? There's a 99% chance that we've never written about the fabulous Norah Jones on Evil Beet and that makes me sad. And incredulous. Because Norah Jones is, in my humble opinion, one of today's most talented and entertaining singer/songwriters. I mean, girlfriend goes WAY THE FUCK past late-night karaoke staple 'Come Away With Me.' I mean, have you even heard of of 'Sinking Soon'? Dude. Enough said.
Anyway. Above you see Norah performing at the 15th annual Webby Awards, where she covered Johnny Cash's 'Ain't No Grave (Can Hold This Body Down)'. This chick and her music totally rock my world - so much so that 'Sinking Soon'? Is actually my RINGTONE. />
Well color me disappointed. I went to go ahead and categorize this post and much to my chagrin, THERE WAS NO NORAH JONES CATEGORY. Meaning? There's a 99% chance that we've never written about the fabulous Norah Jones on Evil Beet and that makes me sad. And incredulous. Because Norah Jones is, in my humble opinion, one of today's most talented and entertaining singer/songwriters. I mean, girlfriend goes WAY THE FUCK past late-night karaoke staple 'Come Away With Me.' I mean, have you even heard of...
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The winner on last week’s David Hasselhoff photo: ...
Mega-pregnant Tori Spelling wrecks her car. [The Superficial]
"Bishop" Eddie Long's wife reportedly moves out on his ass. [Bossip]
Ben Roethlisberger and his Steeler friends are doing lots to keep busy during the lockout. [TMZ]
Pippa Middleton and her long-term boyfriend are no longer together - you know what that means, right? GINGER PUBE FEST! [Starpulse]
Rihanna and Drake spent the weekend together. [Lainey Gossip]
A review of the Tony Awards. [LA Times]
Liev Schrieber and Naomi Watts...
I mean it when I say that there's NO WAY that this could be Khloe Kardashian. [The Superficial]
Bret Lockett claims that he and Kim Kardashian had phone sex. [Bossip]
Jennifer Lopez wants you to get a good, hard look at her boobs. [Starpulse]
Reese Witherspoon and her new husband go to church. [Celebuzz]
30 HOT Ryan Kwanten photos. [Socialite Life]
You were thisclose to seeing Octomom's bikini car wash. [TMZ]
Woman gets naked on a park bench, says it was to "cool off." [The Frisky]
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So as you guys all know, we did a big cattle call over the last few weeks, looking for the best and brightest of entertainment writers, and honestly? I THINK I FOUND THEM ALL. Seriously. I hit a veritable treasure trove of talent with all of the applicants that sent in their stuff. There was so much stuff to go through and the decision-making process was SO HARD.
Thanks to all of you who applied, and all of those who will be at the top of my list for the next time we hire.
Anyway, here's our new girl, Jenn, in her own words:
Jenn is a pop culture junkie and smut-hound. When she isn’t lampooning celebrities, she blogs about video games. She also reads comic books and collects action figures, giving her all the charm and allure of a preadolescent boy.
Jenn's cool as hell and I think you guys are really going to dig her. Show her some love like only you guys know how, and above all, be nice, OK? ;) />So as you guys all know, we did a big cattle call over the last few weeks, looking for the best and brightest of entertainment writers, and honestly? I THINK I FOUND THEM ALL. Seriously. I hit a veritable treasure trove of talent with all of the applicants that sent in their stuff. There was so much stuff to go through and the decision-making process was SO HARD.
Thanks to all of you who applied, and all of those who will be at the top of my list for the next time we hire.
Anyway, here's our...
January Jones: hottest pregnancy butt ever? [The Superficial]
Chris Martin seems very happy without Gwyneth. [Lainey Gossip]
Contrary to popular belief, Kendra Wilkinson is not fifty-eight. [Starpulse]
Uh, Kim wants HOW MUCH for engagement photos? [Bossip]
Brad and Angelina donate half-a-mil to the tornado victims. [LA Times]
Jane Lynch and Bill Maher recite Weiner's sexts. LOL! [Pajiba]
Lily Allen: pregnant for sure. [IDLYITW]
Christina Hendricks gets hit on by women. A lot. ...
I've said before, I've got nothing but mad love for Jessica Simpson. MAD LOVE. She might not be a smart girl, but she's good-hearted, she's sweet, and she's pretty as the day is long.
That being said, engagement and wedding-planning look really good on her. I don't particularly think she's lost a whole lot of weight, rather I think that she's just dressing better lately and not choosing the most unflattering articles of clothing of all time. It helps a lot. Even when Jess was younger and...
