Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This is John Edwards’ Mug Shot

photo of john edwards mugshot pictures photos jail My first thoughts? What the hell do YOU have to smile about, fucker? John Edwards, recently charged with charged with conspiracy, four counts of illegal campaign contributions and one count of making a false statement, has a history of bad fortune. He cheated on his ailing wife with some obsessive, attention-seeking campaign bagger, fathered a child whose paternity he vehemently denied for two years, begged a friend to take responsibility for the child that wasn't his, got ditched by a wom...

Stars Are Just Like Us: Christina Hendricks Edition

[Image removed on request] They look like goons when a fierce wind blows, too. Above (and below) we have the ever-lovely Christina Hendricks doing her best to fight the elements during a recent jaunt in West Hollywood. Without a flat iron. While we've got her here, let's talk about the concept of a Christina Hendricks without red hair. I mean, I love the shade on her, and that creamy porcelain skin is totally accentuated by the copper, but her hair's eventually going to start breaking off at the root if she keeps this color going forever. I had my hair dyed the very same shade of red once and it lasted all of nine months. Though I positively loved it, it began looking like cheap, over-processed doll hair over the course of a few months. It went, and it went fast. Can we imagine Christina Hendricks as anything, really, but a ginger?   />[Image removed on request] They look like goons when a fierce wind blows, too. Above (and below) we have the ever-lovely Christina Hendricks doing her best to fight the elements during a recent jaunt in West Hollywood. Without a flat iron. While we've got her here, let's talk about the concept of a Christina Hendricks without red hair. I mean, I love the shade on her, and that creamy porcelain skin is totally accentuated by the copper, but her hair's eventually going to start breaking off...

Quotables: Crystal Harris, the Runaway Bride, Speaks Out (Already)

photo of crystal harris playboy magazine cover mrs. crystal hefner pictures photos "For a while, I'd been having second thoughts about everything, so I haven't really been at peace with myself lately. It was all just happening too fast for me. I just sat back and thought about it all. Is this what I wanted? And it wasn't. There was no fight. He understood, and we both agreed that it wasn't the best idea to get married. He was doing it for me because he thought it was what I wanted. [I] wanted to be true to myself ... This isn't the lifestyle for me." Crystal Harris on ...

Isn’t Garcelle Beauvais a Beautiful Woman?

photo of hot garcelle beauvais pictures photos hot She really is. And after her fucked up husband decided to bone every trashy woman in the Chicago metro area, and after she endured a very public divorce, I think girlfriend deserves a little bit of happiness, don't you? Well she's shooting for just that. With a pretty prolific actor who's been in the news as of late, even if he hasn't done any recent (good) movies. The dude in question is also new to the meat market, as he just recently broke up with his last girlfriend/fuck buddy. G...

Stills From LeAnn Rimes’ “Sex Tape”

photo of leann rimes sex tape pictures photos I say "sex tape" because I'm not really sure that these two ever HAD sex. A lot of LeAnn supporters claimed that she was nothing more than a beard for her ex-husband, dancer Dean Sheremet, and that she'd longed for a real man (like Eddie Cibrian, I guess) which is why things unfolded the way they did. Moving on. Really, it doesn't appear that there was any sex to be had on this tape, as the stills emailed to me today by a friend claim portray a goofy Dean Sheremet filming a goofy LeAnn R...

Zack Morris Got a Woody on His New Lawyer Show

photo of mark paul gosselaar and breckin meyer franklin and bash pictures photos Bet that ALWAYS used to happen on Saved by the Bell. The recently-divorced and probably horny as hell Mark-Paul Gosselaar gave an interview about his new show, Franklin and Bash, a lawyer-themed series which also stars (the much hotter) Breckin Meyer. During the interview, Gosselaar talks about how a "friend" joined a hot tub party during filming for an episode of the show: Describing a hot tub scene in which he had just a bit of topstick covering his nether regions, Gosselaar said that the chlorine caused him more than a bit of trouble. “So [duri...

Afternoon Delight

photo of mark walhberg grabbing his dick crotch black and white old pic photos Who's trying to kill Joss Stone? [The Superficial] Cameron Diaz really needs to lay off the Joker look. Shudders. [INFDaily] Cast releases important message about True Blood. [Starpulse] Beyonce doesn't really believe that girls run the world. [Bossip] Weiner porn star goes public with crazy information. [TMZ] Bad girls you love to hate and, um, love to hate. [Socialite Life] ... Mary Kate Olsen and Kanye West hooking up? [Amy Grindhouse] Mildred Baena's first interview. ...

The Official Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 Poster is Here!

photo of harry potter and the deathly hallows part two poster official pictures photos Alas, it's finally arrived: the officially-official poster for the last installment of the Harry Potter film series. I've recently become a Twilight fan (always tardy to the party, guys) and the upcoming poster for Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 totally pales in comparison to the epicness that is this Harry Potter advert, but that's not really saying all that much since the Breaking Dawn poster looks like someone who never even saw the films or read the books designed it. What do you guys think?...

Crystal Harris Dumps Hugh Hefner Days Before Wedding

photo of hugh hefner and crystal harris pictures photos If anyone is honestly, seriously surprised by this, give me your name and I'll give you your sign. Sources close to both Heffy Hefferson and Crystal Harris have confirmed that the wedding is definitely off. The reason behind the abrupt decision? Crystal wanted her own career (music) and didn't want to have to live off of Hefner for the rest of her life - girlfriend wanted to make this fame and fortune shit happen on her own. If you can believe that, I've got a really cool-ass bridge to sell you. For real. Sourc...

Morning Wood

photo of gorgeous kristen stewart hot pictures photos beautiful Now Taylor Momsen's showing everyone her underwear, too. [The Superficial] Selena Gomez - pregnant, pregnant, pregnant. [Lainey Gossip] Damn, Ke$ha ... looking good! [Starpulse] What's Shaq's affiliation with the Crips, and why is a dude saying he was kidnapped because of it? [Bossip] What star's mom wants conservatorship? [TMZ] This is the extensive damage pregnant Tori Spelling did to a wall with her car. [The Blemish] Eminem backtracks, calls Lady Gaga 'incredible.' [LA Time...

Quotables: Gwyneth Paltrow Tells a Fat Dude He’s Fat

photo of comedian ross matthews weight loss pictures photos before and after photo “ ... She pointed at my [large] tummy and said, ‘What’s going on here? I love you. Get it together'.” Comic Ross Matthews dishes on what (and, um, who) gave him the motivation to drop forty pounds. Some might think it sounds harsh, but boyfriend has actually TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND because of the mighty Gwynnie. He's lost a crap ton of weight, got into exercising, and started his own garden, where he makes vegetable medleys and smoothies and organic dishes. And seriously, all joking aside, good for him. It's amazing what a little Goop in your life can do. Has Gwyneth saved any of YOUR lives, too?...

Love It or Leave It: Christina Aguilera Gets Chopped, Photoshopped, and Taken Down a Peg or Two

photo of christina aguilera w magazine pictures photos Christina Aguilera is photographed for the cover of W magazine, looking everything that she's been avoiding lately: pale, sober, makeup-less, and naked. Here's another shot: My opinion? Despite the obvious Photoshop, this is the look that Christina needs to be going for. What's your verdict - do we like the more demure (and decidedly smaller-faced) version of Christina, or are we still digging on the bright red lips, platinum baloney curls, and heavy foundation? Images courtesy of Cele|bitchy...