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Forbes Released Their Top 10 Highest-Paid Performers List

And without frilly filler, here's the list: #10:photo of dave matthews band pictures photosAnd without frilly filler, here's the list: #10: Dave Matthews Band I cannot believe people still go to see these guys. Talk about staying power! I mean, I thought for sure that they'd stick around for the few years in high school that I can remember, but wow. Good on you, guys. #9: Justin Bieber Well that's just great. Justin Bieber on the Highest Paid list. I guess I'm not all that surprised, but I'm not all that excited, either. #8: The Eagles Super. A band from fort...

Love It or Leave It: Nicole Richie and Her Kids Go Goth

photo of nicole richie and her family all in black pictures photos Nicole Richie and her absolutely adorable children were photographed out in LA earlier this week looking like they were on their way to a funeral. Or an art show. You know how those artsy-fartsy types supposedly like their black. Seriously, though, I guess the look is kind of cute, right? I don't know many mamas that deck their young children out in all-black, but it works on Harlow and Sparrow. Their mom is one fierce bitch, and she knows it works, too. What do you guys think?...

Kirstie Alley is Almost Ready to Wear Megan Fox’s Dresses

photo of kirstie alley pictures skinny weight loss pictures Yup, if you can *believe it, Kirstie Alley and Megan Fox are nearly toe-to-toe in their dress sizes. Kirstie, who claims to have lost almost thirty-eight inches since her dramatic Dancing With the Stars weight loss, states that she's almost down to a twenty-two inch waist, which is the same measurement for the VERY SLENDER Megan Fox. An interview with Life and Style reads: After losing 60 pounds on Dancing With the Stars, Kirstie Alley is very close to accomplishing another goal - slipping ...

Morning Wood

photo of selena gomez pictures photos More signs of the apocalypse that Selena Gomez is pregnant with Bieber's baby. [The Superficial] Jason Bateman is aging in reverse. [Lainey Gossip] Jay Leno sets Kim Kardashian's engagement ring on fire. [Starpulse] The two douchebags who tried to murder Joss Stone. [Bossip] Did Adele cancel tour dates because someone told her to lose weight? [Cele|bitchy] Jason Sudeikis talks masturbation. [Huff Po] Alessandra Ambrosio goes nude. [Yeeeah] Dave Chapelle planning a comeback?...

[PHOTOS] Britney Spears Officially Embarks on her Femme Fatale Tour

photo of britney spears femme fatale tour pictures photos hot What were you guys doing last night? Anything good? 'Cause Britney had a pretty good night - she kicked off her latest tour at a venue in Sacramento, CA and she PACKED THE SHIT out of it. Take a look at the video below. I'm really excited about this. Not, you know, excited enough to go and fork over a small fortune to see someone who's personality gets me off more than their music, but interested nevertheless. And she's looking great. Give it another few shows, and I'll even be on the "B...

Lady Gaga’s Got a New Video for ‘Edge of Glory’

And something about it makes me think of Michael Jackson's 'The Way You Make Me Feel.' The whole song, obviously, is way 80s, which - believe it or not - I can kind of appreciate. The video, however, at least in comparison to other Gaga videos, is actually kind of boring. Compare it to MJs 'WYMMF': Well, alright. I guess they're not really all that similar unless you consider the alleyway and the ambiance and the ATTITUDE. Anyway, best part of the video? The appearance by the E Street Band's Clarence Clemons. He'll be the one playing the BADASS SAXOPHONE. What do you think of the Lady's latest? /> And something about it makes me think of Michael Jackson's 'The Way You Make Me Feel.' The whole song, obviously, is way 80s, which - believe it or not - I can kind of appreciate. The video, however, at least in comparison to other Gaga videos, is actually kind of boring. Compare it to MJs 'WYMMF': Well, alright. I guess they're not really all that similar unless you consider the alleyway and the ambiance and the ATTITUDE. Anyway, best part of the video? The appearance by the E Str...

The Final Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 is Here!

OK, so it's here at last - the real, final Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 trailer, and it's ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING. I'm not kidding, guys, and you can laugh all you want, there were tears (alright, just one, but it was a BIG one). It all ends next month - are you ready? Moreover, can you handle this? /> OK, so it's here at last - the real, final Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 trailer, and it's ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING. I'm not kidding, guys, and you can laugh all you want, there were tears (alright, just one, but it was a BIG one). It all ends next month - are you ready? Moreover, can you handle this?...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hugh jackman pictures photos hot shirtless pics Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries practically bone on the beaches of Bora Bora. [Bossip] LeAnn Rimes almost flashes her cooter of doom. [The Superficial] Blake Lively has a wardrobe malfunction at her premiere (of course). [INFDaily] Vanessa Hudgens wants to show you what she looks like in underwear for a change. [Starpulse] Prince Harry: going back to Afghanistan? [Cele|bitchy] The rise of the "geeky girl" on TV. [LA Times] Weiner and his dong resign. [TMZ] The most offensive political a...

I Really Hope This Song’s Not About Justin Bieber or I Might Barf

photo of selena gomez performing pregnant pictures photos pics Whiplash full by mattkjor But it's probably not. Britney Spears co-wrote it, so it's PROBABLY about Frappuccinos or something. This is Selena Gomez's latest leaked single, Whiplash, and the current Queen of Pop (Demi-Princess of Pop? Dethroned Poppet?) Britney Spears herself helped out with everything, as you can probably hear throughout the song. It's heavily influenced by Britney's bumping beats and breathy huffing and puffing, and it actually wouldn't be too bad if it weren't for the f...

Pink and Her New Family is Adorable

photo of pink and her baby new baby carey hart pictures photos Look, it's Pink and Carey Hart and their positively adorable new baby (sort of pictured, but not, really) getting some caffeinated treats at a local coffee place. Pink is looking fabulous - and normal, if you've ever seen anyone aside from Gisele Bundchen pregnant - post-pregnancy, and it's apparent that she's breastfeeding, 'cause THOSE SUCKERS ARE HUGE. Congratulations to the new family - I can't wait to see pictures of this little doll!...

Morning Wood

photo of hot angelina jolie pictures photos pics Um, what happened to Angelina Jolie's bum? [The Superficial] The Maui Movie Fest began and there was a lot of hot actors and actresses there. [Lainey Gossip] This is your new Osama Bin Laden. [Bossip] Blake Lively looks hot (and not nude) for the Green Lantern premiere. [Starpulse] Russell Crowe in the new Superman movie. [ICYDK] Making a game out of sex. [Pajiba] An unexpected career change for Chelsea Handler? [Huff Po] Casey Anthony murder trial shocking developments....

Football Player David Tyree Says That Gay Marriage Will Lead to “Anarchy”

Yeah. Bad, bad anarchy. The worst, apparently. Tyree, who's a former Giants player, spoke out in defense of the National Organization for Marriage, which is a fundamentalist group in support of heterosexual marriage only (or as Carrie Prejean would have you think, "opposite marriage"). Tyree states:
“It’s not about establishing a theocracy, it’s about what’s right. How can marriage be marriage for thousands of years and now all of a sudden because an influential minority has a push or an agenda and totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country, not founded by men, and it’s something that’s holy and sacred. I think there’s nothing more honorable than fighting for, especially if we really care about our future generations.”
I honestly appreciate the dedication to his higher being, but he apparently doesn't realize that the two are apples and oranges to a lot of people. Thoughts? /> Yeah. Bad, bad anarchy. The worst, apparently. Tyree, who's a former Giants player, spoke out in defense of the National Organization for Marriage, which is a fundamentalist group in support of heterosexual marriage only (or as Carrie Prejean would have you think, "opposite marriage"). Tyree states: “It’s not about establishing a theocracy, it’s about what’s right. How can marriage be marriage for thousands of years and now all of a sudden because an influential minority has a push or an agenda and totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country, n...