You know what I think is nuts? People mocking Kirstie Alley for going out without makeup. Seriously. I know we snark out a lot here on Evil Beet, but this is straight talk right now - Kirstie Alley is sixty years old. And from what my non-expert eye can discern, she's never had a spot of plastic surgery. And for THAT, I commend her. She looks like a normal, sixty-year-old woman, and I'm going to one-up what I just said - she looks even BETTER than a lot of sixty-year-old women I know, and not...
A bitchfight is brewing between Meghan McCain and Bristol Palin. LOL [The Superficial]
Someone's actually considering Penn Badgely for a real role? [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrities who love to show their boobs. [Bossip]
True Blood season 4 premiere photos - like, all of 'em. [Starpulse]
Charlie Sheen and an ex reconciling? [ICYDK]
Ryan Dunn's death ruled "violent." [The Blemish]
James Franco: a gay poet? [LA Times]
What's this "huge" honor that's supposedly being bestowed upo...
And in a completely unsurprising move, they performed it on the latest Voice episode. Which is kind of what I want to talk about. Is anyone actually watching this show? Seriously, I think I know one person who's addicted to it. And I don't even really "know" them, I just happened to hear them talking about how much they loooove it one day in passing. I mean, I don't even see Facebook discussions about this show. I think that's the true telling of something's popularity these days, doesn't it?
I know that the concept of Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera teaming up would have been super hot in 2002 or so, but time goes by and things change and apparently, so do careers.
Do you guys (if any of you are, you know, watching it) think it's going to be a one-and-done type thing, maybe kind of like the song that Adam and Christina performed, or do you think it's here to stay? />
And in a completely unsurprising move, they performed it on the latest Voice episode. Which is kind of what I want to talk about. Is anyone actually watching this show? Seriously, I think I know one person who's addicted to it. And I don't even really "know" them, I just happened to hear them talking about how much they loooove it one day in passing. I mean, I don't even see Facebook discussions about this show. I think that's the true telling of something's popularity these days, doesn't ...
One thing I've got to say is that Britney's really kicking things up with this tour, all these singles, photo shoots and new videos. Girlfriend has got her game ON. This video is probably the best yet, in that she's charming, engaging, dancing like a normal person and not someone with metal bars reinforcing their skeletons, and her eyes? LOOK SANE. Seriously. No crazy eyes to be had in this video.
However, there are a few questionable things to be seen: ripping off Half-Baked's famous "fuck you, I'm out" skit (I wonder if she got permission to, like, do that. That's probably some pretty big trouble if she didn't, y'know), flashing a police officer in front of a minor (ding: MORE big trouble), and yesterday's "bust a pap in the mouth with a mic" thing. Promoting violence are we? And the ending is just weird. Is that supposed to be an Adnan Ghalib-alike? And what's with the milk - and the seashells?
Regardless, I'm on board for a full-on Britney revival, and it doesn't look like it's that far off. />
One thing I've got to say is that Britney's really kicking things up with this tour, all these singles, photo shoots and new videos. Girlfriend has got her game ON. This video is probably the best yet, in that she's charming, engaging, dancing like a normal person and not someone with metal bars reinforcing their skeletons, and her eyes? LOOK SANE. Seriously. No crazy eyes to be had in this video.
However, there are a few questionable things to be seen: ripping off Half-Baked's famous "fuck you, I'm out" skit (I wonder if she got permission to, like, do that. That's probably some pretty big trouble if she didn't, y'know), flashing a polic...
The photos are really just because, and since Twilight has kind of been my new thing for the past few weeks, I thought it appropriate to show as many photos of the trio (and in this case, duo) as I could possibly muster.
Kristen and Taylor were photographed on the red carpet for A Better Life screening, a film about gangs and immigration and a man trying to give his son a, um, "better life" than maybe he had. I suppose that's where that film title comes from. Huh.
Not pictured? Robert Pattinson, who's probably working...
Paris Hilton got dumped again. [The Superficial]
Ryan Dunn's passenger revealed. [Bitten and Bound]
The cast of Glee is going to be entirely different next season. [Starpulse]
Lupe Fiasco is officially an idiot. [Bossip]
Tracy Morgan tries to salvage his reputation with the gay community. [Rumor Fix]
Now EVERYONE wants to talk about Megan Fox's Transformers departure. [Socialite Life]
Last scenes of Law and Order: Criminal Intent. [Caught on Set]
Ryan Dunn was apparently drunk when he wrecked his car, as if that's supposed t...
Geri Halliwell, or the Spice Girl Whose Boobs You Wanted to See the Most, was photographed earlier this week tanning her tatas on a pretty nice boat. The only drawback with tanning your tatas out is that someone sure to see, even if it's just your creepy, digital-camera-toting extortionist neighbor. Believe me, I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS.
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Jenn gave you the teaser the other day (naughty little tart), so here's the full, official video for Weird Al's latest Gaga-knockoff-single, 'Perform This Way.'
Al is definitely as bizarre as he was fifteen years ago when I was one of his biggest fans (sorry, I wasn't cool and into, like, Nirvana and Silverchair or whatever) and I actually like this song. Better than I like 'Born This Way,' but that's not saying a whole lot, considering how I feel about Stefani Germanotta at large.
Are you guys loving Al's new shit? />
Jenn gave you the teaser the other day (naughty little tart), so here's the full, official video for Weird Al's latest Gaga-knockoff-single, 'Perform This Way.'
Al is definitely as bizarre as he was fifteen years ago when I was one of his biggest fans (sorry, I wasn't cool and into, like, Nirvana and Silverchair or whatever) and I actually like this song. Better than I like 'Born This Way,' but that's not saying a whole lot, considering how I feel about Stefani Germanotta at large.
A...
The dude's Vincent Piazza, who's an actor who appeared on The Sopranos and Boardwalk Empire. He's Ashlee Simpson's new man. These are the first photos of the new couple since Ashlee was photographed being all hand-holdy with her not-yet-ex Pete Wentz. Like, recently.
Also? Cheating on your husband and generally being a bitch apparently makes your old nose grow back.
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Bristol Palin accusing Levi Johnston of rape? [The Superficial]
The hottest, most talented multi-racial men on the planet. [Bossip]
Even more photos of what Ryan Dunn was doing in the hours prior to his fatal car wreck. [TMZ]
Does Nick Cannon have a big new job? [Starpulse]
Lady Gaga is as bizarre backstage as she is onstage. [Lainey Gossip]
Bradley Cooper moving in on Zoe Saldana? [Rumor Fix]
Game of Thrones episode 10 quiz. [LA Times]
Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake back together? [Socialite Life]
15 great Real Housewives GIFs. [The Fri...
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As Emily said yesterday, there's a lot of conflicting feelings about the accident that occurred early yesterday morning involving Ryan Dunn and a passenger after a night at the bar. As y'all are probably aware, Dunn and his passenger ended up dead.
Critic Roger Ebert took to his Twitter account to throw his two cents in and stated:
"Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive."
Naturally, Ebert caught some flak, especially from Dunn's friends, and even Perez Hilton, who's staff said on his ...