More Megan Fox in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Is Heidi Klum going to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow? [INFDaily]
The curse of televised marriage. [The Frisky]
Of course the 16-year-old bride is an alcoholic too. [Starpulse]
Yaris Sanchez and her boobs. My heavens. [Bossip]
George Clooney dumped his girlfriend because she thought the word "marriage." [Cele|bitchy]
This could be the most hilarious upcoming television series this year. [LA Times]
Bam Margera predicted Ryan Dunn's death to a T. [TMZ]
Jason Segel and John Krasinski dance with a blowup doll. [The Frisky]
Beyonce's new album a flo...
She's not actually checking that lettuce for bugs, though - she's hurling demeaning epithets at it with her demon eyes. Or at the very least, trying to project some of her self-proclaimed daddy-issue self-loathing onto it so she feels better about herself. There's a reason girlfriend's called "Halle Scary," you know.
Let's be real: Halle Berry has never been known to be as stable as a lot of the kids in Hollywood, so let's not pretend like everything she does is this serene, zenned-out B...
I know that's, like, such old news, but after seeing these photos you might question it. Lucky for you I'm here to correct your ass: the girl in the photos is Melissa Molinaro, a Kim Kardashian impersonator. D'you hear me? A Kim. Kardashian. Impersonator. As in she pretends to be Kim Kardashian and sometimes? She gets paid for it. Like this Old Navy shoot, where a woman (Molinaro) does a knock-off of Kim Kardashian at a slumber party:
Crazy, right? Here's another photo of girlfriend...
Do you know what I mean? It's kind of like fourth grade, when the boy that sits behind you and pulls your hair finally gets moved and he's all angry about it and blames you for it, and then he realizes hey, that bitch who sat in front of me isn't really all that anyway and moves on to pull the hair of the new girl sitting in front of him. You never really liked him all that much to begin with, but now that he wasn't interested in you anymore it just made him SO MUCH MORE INTRIGUING.
Here we h...
Ryan Dunn's BAC was over twice the legal limit. [The Superficial]
All of the True Blood season 4 photos you can stand. [Lainey Gossip]
Weezy has a a "lot of kids." [Bossip]
Kim Kardashian's crazy wedding weight loss. [Starpulse]
Kirstie Alley loses even more weight. [ICYDK]
Fassbender, Viggo, spanking and sex. [Pajiba]
Steve-O didn't want to live or recover. [Huff Po]
Did Brad and Angelina get married on the sly? [CDL]
Selena Gomez on the set of her new video! [Caught ...
I don't know about you guys, but I love me some football. And I think there's something oddly arousing about Peyton Manning and his receding hairline.
Anyway, this is the trailer for Football Cops and it's a series that's supposed to *debut on DirectTV later in the year. If, you know, there's no football to be played. I'm hoping otherwise. Though I love half of the Mannings, nothing's really a good replacement for football on a Sunday afternoon in the fall - not even something as faux-glorious as Football Cops.
Who's your favorite?
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And are you excited about the possibility of football this year?
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I don't know about you guys, but I love me some football. And I think there's something oddly arousing about Peyton Manning and his receding hairline.
Anyway, this is the trailer for Football Cops and it's a series that's supposed to *debut on DirectTV later in the year. If, you know, there's no football to be played. I'm hoping otherwise. Though I love half of the Mannings, nothing's really a good replacement for football on a Sunday afternoon in the fall - not even something as faux-...
Alas, Pottermore.
I watched the video - and you should, too - and I'm still kind of confused. I mean, I don't always process the things people say in the way that they're meant, and that sometimes spells trouble for me, but what exactly is Rowling talking about here? Is it some kind of choose your own adventure-type online game like those fabulously awesome books from the eighties and nineties? Because if that's what this is all about, do you have ANY IDEA how many hours of my day could be lost playing with this mess? Combining Harry Potter and Choose Your Own Adventure is like chocolate teaming up with raspberry for, fuck, like anything at all. In other words? One of the best things that could possibly happen IN LIFE. />
Alas, Pottermore.
I watched the video - and you should, too - and I'm still kind of confused. I mean, I don't always process the things people say in the way that they're meant, and that sometimes spells trouble for me, but what exactly is Rowling talking about here? Is it some kind of choose your own adventure-type online game like those fabulously awesome books from the eighties and nineties? Because if that's what this is all about, do you have ANY IDEA how many hours of my day could b...
I always considered ERW to be the Hollywood actress most unsure of who she was with regard to her personal style. There was nothing that really stood out about her for me - aside from that whole dating Marilyn Manson thing, taking bloody nude photos, and the way obvious Dita von Teese ripoff - but this? This is seriously the best she's ever looked, and this hairstyle, hands down, is the one for her. She looks clean, she looks healthy, and above all, she's MEMORABLE now.
Congrats, Evan - yo...
Wow! Photos where Evan Rachel Wood doesn't look like a complete ho! [Lainey Gossip]
Ew, Lindsay Lohan. Just a big, fat ew. [Starpulse]
Destiny's Child reunion imminent? [Bossip]
Morgan Freeman talks about an afterlife, which is appropriate since he played God for crying out loud. [Huff Po]
How Elisabetta is handling the breakup. [TMZ]
And this is why Amy Winehouse cancelled her tour. [LA Times]...
Elisabetta Canalis's life is over. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston exposes her nips and her panties. [INFDaily]
Who was named "Most Stylish Celebrity Dad"? [Starpulse]
Jada Pinkett-Smith wants to give you ladies some marriage advice. [Bossip]
Not only is Chris Brown an abusive, whiny douche, he's also a homophobe, too. What a winner. [TMZ]
Jennifer Aniston cuddles up with Justin Theroux like she didn't just wreck a two-decade union. [Socialite Life]
A Scientology sing-along? [The Frisky]
Did Shape Photoshop Audrina Patridge's boobs away because they're so ridiculous-looking? [Amy Grindhouse]...
It's Katy Perry! And she's on the cover of Rolling Stone, showcasing her boobs and talking about her boobs, and what life really means. AKA? This is one interesting interview, friends.
On discovering there's life outside of Russell Brand's jaunty little penis:
"It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money. I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I'm only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I...
The first photo of the Hart family has emerged! Pink and her husband, Carey Hart, gave birth to their first child a few weeks ago, Willow Sage Hart. Not only is that possibly the cutest name ever, but these three are absolutely adorable together. It's kind of like when Nicole Richie and Joel Madden had their first kid, just better.
And incidentally, Pink is looking AMAZING these days. Seriously, this might be the best I've ever seen her look. Way to be a normal girl, girl!...
More Megan Fox in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Is Heidi Klum going to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow? [INFDaily]
The curse of televised marriage. [The Frisky]
Of course the 16-year-old bride is an alcoholic too. [Starpulse]
Yaris Sanchez and her boobs. My heavens. [Bossip]
George Clooney dumped his girlfriend because she thought the word "marriage." [Cele|bitchy]
This could be the most hilarious upcoming television series this year. [LA Times]
Bam Margera predicted Ryan Dunn's death to a T. [TMZ]
Jason Segel and John Krasinski dance with a blowup doll. [The Frisky]
Beyonce's new album a flo...
She's not actually checking that lettuce for bugs, though - she's hurling demeaning epithets at it with her demon eyes. Or at the very least, trying to project some of her self-proclaimed daddy-issue self-loathing onto it so she feels better about herself. There's a reason girlfriend's called "Halle Scary," you know.
Let's be real: Halle Berry has never been known to be as stable as a lot of the kids in Hollywood, so let's not pretend like everything she does is this serene, zenned-out B...
I know that's, like, such old news, but after seeing these photos you might question it. Lucky for you I'm here to correct your ass: the girl in the photos is Melissa Molinaro, a Kim Kardashian impersonator. D'you hear me? A Kim. Kardashian. Impersonator. As in she pretends to be Kim Kardashian and sometimes? She gets paid for it. Like this Old Navy shoot, where a woman (Molinaro) does a knock-off of Kim Kardashian at a slumber party:
Crazy, right? Here's another photo of girlfriend...
Do you know what I mean? It's kind of like fourth grade, when the boy that sits behind you and pulls your hair finally gets moved and he's all angry about it and blames you for it, and then he realizes hey, that bitch who sat in front of me isn't really all that anyway and moves on to pull the hair of the new girl sitting in front of him. You never really liked him all that much to begin with, but now that he wasn't interested in you anymore it just made him SO MUCH MORE INTRIGUING.
Here we h...
Ryan Dunn's BAC was over twice the legal limit. [The Superficial]
All of the True Blood season 4 photos you can stand. [Lainey Gossip]
Weezy has a a "lot of kids." [Bossip]
Kim Kardashian's crazy wedding weight loss. [Starpulse]
Kirstie Alley loses even more weight. [ICYDK]
Fassbender, Viggo, spanking and sex. [Pajiba]
Steve-O didn't want to live or recover. [Huff Po]
Did Brad and Angelina get married on the sly? [CDL]
Selena Gomez on the set of her new video! [Caught ...
I always considered ERW to be the Hollywood actress most unsure of who she was with regard to her personal style. There was nothing that really stood out about her for me - aside from that whole dating Marilyn Manson thing, taking bloody nude photos, and the way obvious Dita von Teese ripoff - but this? This is seriously the best she's ever looked, and this hairstyle, hands down, is the one for her. She looks clean, she looks healthy, and above all, she's MEMORABLE now.
Congrats, Evan - yo...
Wow! Photos where Evan Rachel Wood doesn't look like a complete ho! [Lainey Gossip]
Ew, Lindsay Lohan. Just a big, fat ew. [Starpulse]
Destiny's Child reunion imminent? [Bossip]
Morgan Freeman talks about an afterlife, which is appropriate since he played God for crying out loud. [Huff Po]
How Elisabetta is handling the breakup. [TMZ]
And this is why Amy Winehouse cancelled her tour. [LA Times]...
Elisabetta Canalis's life is over. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston exposes her nips and her panties. [INFDaily]
Who was named "Most Stylish Celebrity Dad"? [Starpulse]
Jada Pinkett-Smith wants to give you ladies some marriage advice. [Bossip]
Not only is Chris Brown an abusive, whiny douche, he's also a homophobe, too. What a winner. [TMZ]
Jennifer Aniston cuddles up with Justin Theroux like she didn't just wreck a two-decade union. [Socialite Life]
A Scientology sing-along? [The Frisky]
Did Shape Photoshop Audrina Patridge's boobs away because they're so ridiculous-looking? [Amy Grindhouse]...
It's Katy Perry! And she's on the cover of Rolling Stone, showcasing her boobs and talking about her boobs, and what life really means. AKA? This is one interesting interview, friends.
On discovering there's life outside of Russell Brand's jaunty little penis:
"It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money. I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I'm only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I...
The first photo of the Hart family has emerged! Pink and her husband, Carey Hart, gave birth to their first child a few weeks ago, Willow Sage Hart. Not only is that possibly the cutest name ever, but these three are absolutely adorable together. It's kind of like when Nicole Richie and Joel Madden had their first kid, just better.
And incidentally, Pink is looking AMAZING these days. Seriously, this might be the best I've ever seen her look. Way to be a normal girl, girl!...