Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Megan Fox Apparently Took Interviewing Tips from Britney Spears

This? Is Megan Fox's latest interview with the long, drawn-out Armani campaign that she's been pushing for something like eighteen months, now, at this point. My favorite part of the interview? When Megan says that her favorite part of being pretty is when her stepson tells her that she's beautiful. What a crock of saccharine-coated BS. You're just not that all that nice, Megan. Anyway, I guess if you're not doing any movies or have any real projects in development, that you have to stay relevant somehow or another. A for effort, Megs, but I'm with Emily when I say that you're just a poor man's Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Sorry, girl! /> This? Is Megan Fox's latest interview with the long, drawn-out Armani campaign that she's been pushing for something like eighteen months, now, at this point. My favorite part of the interview? When Megan says that her favorite part of being pretty is when her stepson tells her that she's beautiful. What a crock of saccharine-coated BS. You're just not that all that nice, Megan. Anyway, I guess if you're not doing any movies or have any real projects in development, that you have to stay r...

The 2011 BET Awards: The Photos

photo of malcolm jamal warner and tracee ellis ross at the 2011 BET awards show pictures photos "Is Alicia Keys wearing stirrup pants?" That was my first reaction to many of these photos. Even though I couldn't stop staring at the ageless, timeless, gorgeous Mary J. Blige, the stirrup pants question lingered in the back of my head. For real: Is Alicia Keys wearing stirrup pants? Also, Busta Rhymes put on quite a belly, that's for certain. Last thing? Theo Huxtable just REFUSES TO AGE, doesn't he. [gallery columns="7"]...

The BET Awards: Chris Brown Won More Than I Thought He Would

photo of chris brown at the bet awards pictures photos ceremony pics OK, like three, anyway. It's not like he swept the entire evening, even though he did win the best male R&B artist. And what the hell is that about, anyway? Naturally, I don't like Chris Brown - and before all you bleeding hearts start in on about forgiving people their sins and whatever, let it be said that Chris Brown is just one messed-up dude, and if GMA didn't prove that, y'all are blind - but looking objectively at his music? Meh. I don't know. I could think of a thousand other R&B artists that deserve...

Afternoon Delight

photo of jessie spano and ac slater pictures saved by the bell retro photos pics Elizabeth Berkley still looks amazing in a bikini. [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston's bringing her boyfriend everywhere now. [Cele|bitchy] Justin Timberlake talks about big boobs. [Starpulse] A ho with a heart. [Bossip] Fan tries to rush Miley Cyrus onstage - photos. [TMZ] Kim Kardashian's panty-flash. [Socialite Life] Chris Brown loves the gays, hates the gays. [The Blemish] Adorable photos of Brad Pitt and family on the set of his new movie. [Caught on Set] Sarah Carrol...

Oh Good, We Finally Have Confirmation That Kim Kardashian’s Butt is Real

photo of kim kardashian butt x-ray pictures photos I know it's just the news you've been waiting for: that Kim Kardashian doesn't stuff her pants or have, you know, weird (ass) implants of some sort. Kim's loving sister Khloe took it upon herself to post a photo of Kim standing next to what's supposed to be an x-ray of Kim's backside. However? It looks more like an enlarged gall bladder that probably belongs to Khloe, which Kim is now trying to pass off as her own. Ass, that is. Um, good luck, ladies....

Selena Gomez Debuts Her New Video

So. Does anyone else think that Selena here kind of looks like Justin in the short silver-hair getup that she's got going on at the 2:00 mark? And is as creeped out by it as I am mostly because of the visuals that follow? Also, is Selena Gomez going to be a "thing" much like Jennifer Lopez or Kylie Minogue were a "thing"? Because I just can't seem to get myself used to this little girl, I'm sorry. /> So. Does anyone else think that Selena here kind of looks like Justin in the short silver-hair getup that she's got going on at the 2:00 mark? And is as creeped out by it as I am mostly because of the visuals that follow? Also, is Selena Gomez going to be a "thing" much like Jennifer Lopez or Kylie Minogue were a "thing"? Because I just can't seem to get myself used to this little girl, I'm sorry. ...

Morning Wood

photo of kelly brook hot torn jeans pictures photos boobs pics What Jennifer Aniston's hair means for her new relationship. [Lainey Gossip] I'm sure we'll expect to see an alcohol-related death by year's end now, right? [The Superficial] Ron Artest needs another psych evaluation maybe. [Bossip] This is Kristina Shannon's new boyfriend. [Starpulse] Leonardo DiCaprio is in love with Blake Lively. I'm sure her amazing T&A have nothing to do with it, either. [Cele|bitchy] What's the "huge new role" that all of the A-list actresses are fightin...

Tabloid Troubles: Owen Wilson Doesn’t Want to Get Married, Only Wants Stranger Sex

photo of jade duell and owen wilson vacationing pictures baby photos According to the National Enquirer: "Owen wanted the freedom to do what he wanted with his friends, both male and female, while remaining a family unit with Jade and the baby,' an insider told the National Enquirer. 'But Jade wasn't willing to go along with that, so Owen decided to end things with her instead of cheating behind her back." Of all the sleazy, disgusting things I've heard: Owen Wilson doesn't want to get married because he wants the freedom to be able to sleep with other wome...

Christina Aguilera Apparently Took a Bit of Our Advice

photo of christina aguilera pictures photos fat thin before after photos These are recent photos of Christina Aguilera, leaving a recording studio in LA earlier in the week. I give Christina props - she dropped the horrible red lipstick, pancake foundation, and fugly baloney curls and went with the more natural look that we all pretty much agreed flatters her probably more than anything else at this point possibly could. Her hair still looks fried out and frizzy, but the crimps are way more stylish than the 40's flapper type, and her face is still as round a...

Some Guy Does to Justin Bieber What I’ve Only Dreamed Of

photo of justin bieber jumped pictures photos macy's perfume someday pics Apparently Justin Bieber's new perfume, Someday, is filling its intended purpose: driving men around the world wild. Bieber was at Macy's in Manhattan yesterday promoting his latest, um, creative endeavor, and on his way out of the store, security somehow lapsed (no doubt driven to to the brink of sensual, lax insanity by the sweet effects of Justin's mad perfumery skills), Justin took advantage of it and went to a non-secure area, and a non-Justin Bieber fan launched himself over a conc...

Whoa, Ginny Weasley’s All Growed Up!

photo of bonnie wright haute muse pictures hot pics Have you seen this cover for Haute Muse magazine? Bonnie Wright (the chick that plays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter movies - now you're in the know) is looking FABULOUS. In watching the movies as Bonnie grew before our eyes, I always thought that she was going to be absolutely gorgeous when she got older. And I'm right - she totally is. The only bit of snark I've got for this? When she talks, her mouth does weird things. I'm not really sure what's going on there, but it's evident to m...

Late Night Links

photo of emma stone pictures photos hot photo shoot pics Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield caught on camera. [Lainey Gossip] Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend really thinks he's hot shit. [Starpulse] Ice T and Coco are planning to have a baby? [Bossip] Unheard Nirvana songs being released. [Huff Po] Octomom rips the man who made her (in)famous. [TMZ] Shia LeBeouf is SO FUNNY. [LA Times]...