Don't get me wrong - Jennifer Love Hewitt, in my expert opinion, always looks good. Yeah, she's put on a few pounds in the past few years, but she's a gorgeous girl and I really like her shape.
Like, if I were a guy - or a girl who went that way - I'd totally be all about Jennifer Love Hewitt as primary stockholder in my spank bank. I'd rather her soft, luscious legs wrapped around me than the hard, possibly brittle stems of those of, say, Megan Fox or Calista Flockhart.
Can I get a "hell yes" on Jennifer Love Hewitt, just because?
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Michael Bay made Rosie Huntington-Whiteley work for her Transformers part. [The Superficial]
Recommence the baby rumors. [Bossip]
Pamela Anderson: being sued for a crap ton of money. Like, the rest of it, probably. [TMZ]
Please, please, PLEASE tell me this rumor is true. [Starpulse]
This is the best Katie Holmes has looked in years ... so what's behind it all? [Lainey Gossip]
SO WEIRD, I was just thinking about this yesterday: Newsweek did a "Princess Diana at age 50" cover. What do you thin...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Dane Cook photo: Hal...
Here we have a photo of Jennifer Aniston walking around New York City yesterday afternoon, maybe contemplating a sleeve tattoo to complement her new man's style, or maybe just following him to a job to make sure he isn't shacking up with Angelina Jolie, or, you know, his ex-girlfriend of two decades again. I'm not sure. It could really be either thing.
One thing I am sure of, however, is that this is definitely the worst photo I've ever seen of Jen. I know we all take bad pictures (like, ALL of my candid pictures are bad pictures, seriously), but I get some serious glee in the cockles of my heart ...
Am I crazy for not thinking that Taylor Swift is all that pretty? I mean, she's not BAD-LOOKING, by any means, nor is she even average, I guess, but I just don't really find her all that attractive. I know she's a moderately talented singer/songwriter and stuff, and not everyone can be a wanton sex goddess like Olivia Wilde, and it's NOT EVEN LIKE it's just LOOKS THAT MATTER, but Taylor Swift? I guess I'll just pass on that, thanks.
I mean, even in this photo shoot, where she's supposed to ...
From People:
Jake Gyllenhaal was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night at West Hollywood's Chateau Marmont – but the actor gave special attention to one woman: Olivia Wilde. The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting "touchy-feely." Says the onlooker: "At one point, he had his hand on hers." Still, the two weren't overly affectionate with each other. "Olivia was very cool," the onlooker says, "and wasn't fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was gi...
Four hours with Prince - as insane as you can imagine. [Lainey Gossip]
Ricky Romance got smacked up on the street. [TMZ]
All the movie trailers you want to see, now. [Starpulse]
High school graduates not allowed to wear thongs, stilettos, or hot pants to grad ceremony. And people are apparently MAD about this for some reason. [Bossip]
Nahla looks just like her daddy. [Huff Po]
Keith Olbermann back on TV with Countdown. [LA Times]...
This is the new busty blonde that's going to make Hef forget his name. [The Superficial]
How appropriate is it for Beyonce's ass to be hanging out in the UK? [Bossip]
Christie Brinkley: good plastic surgery or good genes? [Starpulse]
The sex is probably this good, too. [Socialite Life]
Charlie Sheen has no more women. [TMZ]
13 super-secret celebrity weddings. [The Frisky]
Bristol Palin is apparently not calling Levi Johnston a rapist, I guess. [Cele|bitchy]
Kourtney Kardash...
I'm sure you're positively foaming at the mouth to know what Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston have been up to together, but fear not: People's got exclusive sources that are ready and willing to sacrifice it all, follow the new couple around, and report it to one of the biggest pop culture publications, all courtesy of Jennifer Aniston's checkbook.
From People:
The couple were spotted dining at New York's Il Cantinori Saturday night with Aniston's friend and Horrible Bosses costar Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda Anka.
Enjoying ...
I know the appropriate answer would be "I don't care," but I'm just throwing it out there in case there are some people out there who are completely besotted by the Avril-Brody Jenner-Deryck Whibley triangle of love.
Here we have photos of Avril and Deryck, partying on a boat together in Saint Tropez, looking all touchy-feely and like they're about to bone below deck. Avril's supposed boyfriend, Brody Jenner, was nowhere to be found.
One thing I can give this guy (aside from my express perm...
Christina Aguilera's butt is all-natural. [The Superficial]
Game of Thrones at Comic-Con? [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna falls onstage. [Bossip]
Miley Cyrus says that she feels all tragic and stuff over Ryan Dunn with her very own Twitpic. Birds of a feather and all that, I guess. [Starpulse]
The hottest chicks of summer 2011. [LA Times]
Leaked trailer for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. [Pajiba]
Photos of Kirstie Alley trying to stuff herself into a size two dress. [INFDaily]
Crystal Harris admits publicly that her engagement to Hefner was all a publicity stunt. [Amy Grindhouse]
10 Dumb luxury items ...
This was going to be a post about Lauren Conrad and her boyfriend of three years breaking it up, but two words into writing the headline, I realized that I totally didn't give a crap and I'd be better suited to discussing how much Nicki Minaj makes me think of Jem.
I was a HUGE Jem fan when I was little - and incidentally, programming for the Hub in my area (is that a thing where you guys are?) started airing old episodes of Jem on Saturdays. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT ROCKS? I've been bur...
Don't get me wrong - Jennifer Love Hewitt, in my expert opinion, always looks good. Yeah, she's put on a few pounds in the past few years, but she's a gorgeous girl and I really like her shape.
Like, if I were a guy - or a girl who went that way - I'd totally be all about Jennifer Love Hewitt as primary stockholder in my spank bank. I'd rather her soft, luscious legs wrapped around me than the hard, possibly brittle stems of those of, say, Megan Fox or Calista Flockhart.
Can I get a "hell yes" on Jennifer Love Hewitt, just because?
[gallery columns="5"]...
Michael Bay made Rosie Huntington-Whiteley work for her Transformers part. [The Superficial]
Recommence the baby rumors. [Bossip]
Pamela Anderson: being sued for a crap ton of money. Like, the rest of it, probably. [TMZ]
Please, please, PLEASE tell me this rumor is true. [Starpulse]
This is the best Katie Holmes has looked in years ... so what's behind it all? [Lainey Gossip]
SO WEIRD, I was just thinking about this yesterday: Newsweek did a "Princess Diana at age 50" cover. What do you thin...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Dane Cook photo: Hal...
Here we have a photo of Jennifer Aniston walking around New York City yesterday afternoon, maybe contemplating a sleeve tattoo to complement her new man's style, or maybe just following him to a job to make sure he isn't shacking up with Angelina Jolie, or, you know, his ex-girlfriend of two decades again. I'm not sure. It could really be either thing.
One thing I am sure of, however, is that this is definitely the worst photo I've ever seen of Jen. I know we all take bad pictures (like, ALL of my candid pictures are bad pictures, seriously), but I get some serious glee in the cockles of my heart ...
Am I crazy for not thinking that Taylor Swift is all that pretty? I mean, she's not BAD-LOOKING, by any means, nor is she even average, I guess, but I just don't really find her all that attractive. I know she's a moderately talented singer/songwriter and stuff, and not everyone can be a wanton sex goddess like Olivia Wilde, and it's NOT EVEN LIKE it's just LOOKS THAT MATTER, but Taylor Swift? I guess I'll just pass on that, thanks.
I mean, even in this photo shoot, where she's supposed to ...
From People:
Jake Gyllenhaal was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night at West Hollywood's Chateau Marmont – but the actor gave special attention to one woman: Olivia Wilde. The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting "touchy-feely." Says the onlooker: "At one point, he had his hand on hers." Still, the two weren't overly affectionate with each other. "Olivia was very cool," the onlooker says, "and wasn't fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was gi...
Four hours with Prince - as insane as you can imagine. [Lainey Gossip]
Ricky Romance got smacked up on the street. [TMZ]
All the movie trailers you want to see, now. [Starpulse]
High school graduates not allowed to wear thongs, stilettos, or hot pants to grad ceremony. And people are apparently MAD about this for some reason. [Bossip]
Nahla looks just like her daddy. [Huff Po]
Keith Olbermann back on TV with Countdown. [LA Times]...
This is the new busty blonde that's going to make Hef forget his name. [The Superficial]
How appropriate is it for Beyonce's ass to be hanging out in the UK? [Bossip]
Christie Brinkley: good plastic surgery or good genes? [Starpulse]
The sex is probably this good, too. [Socialite Life]
Charlie Sheen has no more women. [TMZ]
13 super-secret celebrity weddings. [The Frisky]
Bristol Palin is apparently not calling Levi Johnston a rapist, I guess. [Cele|bitchy]
Kourtney Kardash...
I'm sure you're positively foaming at the mouth to know what Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston have been up to together, but fear not: People's got exclusive sources that are ready and willing to sacrifice it all, follow the new couple around, and report it to one of the biggest pop culture publications, all courtesy of Jennifer Aniston's checkbook.
From People:
The couple were spotted dining at New York's Il Cantinori Saturday night with Aniston's friend and Horrible Bosses costar Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda Anka.
Enjoying ...
I know the appropriate answer would be "I don't care," but I'm just throwing it out there in case there are some people out there who are completely besotted by the Avril-Brody Jenner-Deryck Whibley triangle of love.
Here we have photos of Avril and Deryck, partying on a boat together in Saint Tropez, looking all touchy-feely and like they're about to bone below deck. Avril's supposed boyfriend, Brody Jenner, was nowhere to be found.
One thing I can give this guy (aside from my express perm...
Christina Aguilera's butt is all-natural. [The Superficial]
Game of Thrones at Comic-Con? [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna falls onstage. [Bossip]
Miley Cyrus says that she feels all tragic and stuff over Ryan Dunn with her very own Twitpic. Birds of a feather and all that, I guess. [Starpulse]
The hottest chicks of summer 2011. [LA Times]
Leaked trailer for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. [Pajiba]
Photos of Kirstie Alley trying to stuff herself into a size two dress. [INFDaily]
Crystal Harris admits publicly that her engagement to Hefner was all a publicity stunt. [Amy Grindhouse]
10 Dumb luxury items ...
This was going to be a post about Lauren Conrad and her boyfriend of three years breaking it up, but two words into writing the headline, I realized that I totally didn't give a crap and I'd be better suited to discussing how much Nicki Minaj makes me think of Jem.
I was a HUGE Jem fan when I was little - and incidentally, programming for the Hub in my area (is that a thing where you guys are?) started airing old episodes of Jem on Saturdays. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT ROCKS? I've been bur...