Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan’s Career is at its APEX, Guys

photo of lindsay lohan no h8 campaign pictures photos How hard has Lindsay's acting career stalled? If you really need an in-depth analysis with regard to the answer, just watch the proceeding video. Then? Watch it again. After that, for good measure, watch it one more time. Then, try your hardest to tell me that this "talented actress" deserves anything more than permanent duct tape over her mouth, let alone a comeback. Ready? GO. No, I don't think I do want to see a Lindsay Lohan revival. I don't think I'm particularly interested in know...

Hm. Kristen Stewart Never Really Struck Me as the Yoga Type, But OK.

photo of kristen stewart going to yoga class pictures photos hot tight pants pics Huh. Some wonders never cease to amaze me. It's surprising enough that Kristen Stewart goes to yoga classes (it's a new thing for her, as far as I'm aware), but to wear YOGA PANTS? I'm pretty sure I've never seen this girl in anything but jeans (and couture dresses, but that's a given in this LOB). Makes sense, though, I suppose - she would look a little funny trying to bend herself in a pretzel wearing skinny jeans and an overly-tight long-sleeved t-shirt. But I still wouldn't put it past h...

Wow, Olivia Wilde. Just Wow.

photo of ryan reynolds olivia wilde dating pictures photos The speedy, neverending parade of A-list men continues: Olivia Wilde has moved on to yet another hot dude, all in one or two days. Her last "conquest" was said to be Jake Gyllenhaal, and prior to that, Justin Long. Prior to that, Bradley Cooper. Oh, and before that, it was Justin Timberlake. This is all in the last few weeks, too, I believe. Olivia's latest hot thang? Ryan Reynolds. Yup. He's been sucked in. Seriously, I wonder what this girl's got that has these guys all lined up to try for a piece. She have s...

I’ve Got Some Pretty Serious Amber Rose Nudes for You

photo of amber rose nudes explicit hot pictures photos pics naked WHOA, Amber Rose. Just WHOA. I came across some of your photos today, girl, and you are NASTY. There's "leaked nudes," and then there's "NASTY leaked nudes." You, my friend? Fall into the second category for sure. If you guys were all excited to see Blake Lively's peach-fuzz-like butt, you'll really get a kick out of seeing Amber Rose's third brown eye, laws yes. I'm warning you right now - like, right here, watch: WARNING!!!!! - these photos are way way explicit and are in no way, sh...

Afternoon Delight

photo of young autographed tom hanks pictures photos hot young pics Apparently Lindsay Lohan's house arrest ended or something. [The Superficial] More photos of Pink and Carey Hart's adorable daughter Willow. [INFDaily] Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in this dress seriously makes me go "Megan Fox WHO??" [Starpulse] Halle Berry is seriously psychotic. [Bossip] Charlie Sheen admits to steroids. [TMZ] Gwyneth wants to do fashion now. [Socialite Life] This is the end of Shia LaBeouf's career now. [Amy Grindhouse] The most ridiculous stilettos of all time. [T...

Rihanna’s Got Some Interesting Tour Costumes These Days

photo of rihanna crotch vagina onstage upskirt pictures photos tour 2011 Remember back in the day when Rihanna had that girl-from-the-island-next-door vibe going on and she was all soft and easy-spoken and understatedly seductive? Yeah, I do too. And that's the Rihanna that lives on in my heart and memory, because this new technicolor "I'll suck your dick AND bite it off when you're not looking, too, while slapping the shit out of you with my a thick, coarse, red dreadlock and you'll LIKE IT BITCH" kind of creeps me out. As do her stage costumes. See for yourself. [gallery column...

Quentin Tarantino Has Some Serious Sexual Issues, Like Letting a Girl Named Beejoli Get Close to Him

photo of quentin and beejoli pictures foot fetish jerking off pictures photos See the chick above? Turns out she's a real big bitch. Like, a bitch of the worst kind. The kind of bitch who exploits others' faults (or, you know, their anything) in order to get attention. I can't STAND that business. There was a girl I went to high school with that showed up to one of my slumber parties with this baggie full of pills to make it look like she was some kind of addict on the highway to OD. She "casually" left them half-hanging-out of her backpack that night, and when ano...

Love It or Leave It: Drew Barrymore Revisits Red

photo of drew barrymore pictures photos red hair pics Jeez, it seems like every female in Hollywood's jumping on the red bandwagon this summer. Katy Perry, Rihanna, and now Drew Barrymore, who probably first went red when she was, like, six and doing lines of cocaine off her agent's bidet. Drew Barrymore's so fucking hardcore that she probably INVENTED red hair dye. And of course, by that I mean "she absolutely did not," but it's fun to make extreme, nonsensical superlatives when it comes to Drew Barrymore, now isn't it? [gallery columns="4"]...

Why Yes, I Would Sleep With Robert Pattinson – Even Looking Like This

photo of robert pattinson filming cosmopolis pictures photos And that's not even the Twilight fan in me speaking, it's something that's been this way for as long as I can remember. Twilight only somehow ... enhanced it, you know? I mean, he is just too dang cute. Anyway, here we have some photos of Robert during some filming downtime for his new movie, Cosmopolis, which is - come on, really? - supposed to be about vampires. No, I'm kidding. It's actually about a rich stockbroker-type who has the best of everything and has all sorts of weird crap h...

Morning Wood

photo of tracy morgan pictures photos pics Tracy Morgan changed his focus from gays to "retards." [The Superficial] Rihanna gets mauled. [Lainey Gossip] Here's the latest sexting politician. Losers. [Bossip] I never realized how so very thin Emma Roberts is. [Starpulse] Ladies and gentlemen, Buzz Aldrin is a single man. [TMZ] And here's the new Mission Impossible trailer. [The Blemish] Jon Stewart, a racist? [LA Times] Anne Hathaway's Catwoman suit revealed. [Huff Po] Jennifer Aniston's best boyfriends. [Socialite Life] January Jones and the police ... dun dun dun. [INFDaily] Thi...

Afternoon Delight

pictures of black and white hot young charlie sheen pictures photos "Gay marriage will lead to angel rape." [The Superficial] A new Charlie Sheen sitcom? [Bitten and Bound] The Black Eyed Peas: LEGALLY OVER. [Starpulse] Heidi Klum talks about sex with Seal. [Bossip] What celebrity was offered a job as a spokesperson for a cheating site? [Rumor Fix] America Ferarra got married! [Socialite Life] Lenny Kravitz goes meatpacking. [Caught on Set] Nudes of Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend, of course. [Yeeeah] Is Jennifer Aniston ... engaged? [The Blemish] Really dressing for your body type. [The Frisky] New Bjork single. [OMGBlog] ...

Quotables: “I Slept With Megan Fox, Too!”

photo of megan fox and shia labeouf pictures photos pics hot having sex pics From Details: Asked if he hooked up with Megan Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Bria...