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The winner on last week’s January Jones photo...
Kim Kardashian: wearing adult diapers. [The Superficial]
Did Victoria Beckham have her baby yesterday? [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna and Drake hooking up again? [Bossip]
And this is what Paris Hilton did for Independence Day. [Starpulse]
Destroying Hogwarts! [LA Times]
50 Come-hither looks that will make you proud to be an American. [Pajiba]
Kate Gosselin jogs alone for the fourth of July. [INFDaily]
Teen moms with implants: the new role models? [Amy Grindhouse]
What young actress says "being sexy is scary"? [The Frisky]
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck play happy family. [Ce...
I have to make an apology to all of you who were hoping that precious Pippa would be shacking up with Prince Harry: it ain't happening. Not with Prince Harry's new girlfriend in the mix, anyway. This girl is Florence Brudenell-Bruce, and I suppose she's some kind of lingerie model (this is, at least, what I'm guessing based on the photos).
According to sources who "know" Florence:
Florence Brudenell-Bruce is the daughter of Andrew Brudenell-Bruce, a wine merchant, and the artist Sophie Brudenell-Bruce. She grew up in Fulham and was privately ed...
This girl. is so. cute. Seriously. That jumping-yelling picture down below? Probably one of the more adorable things I've seen this week. With regard to the "love it or leave it" thing, definitely love it. I'd never leave it. It's Hermione-frigging-Granger, for crying out loud. Though she probably laments the fact that she's probably always going to be little Hermione Granger to me (and a lot of others too), it's a good thing, a wholesome thing.
Please Emma, promise me: no nipslips or gla...
Enter Lindsay Lohan references.
Daniel Radcliffe, who we watched grow up before our very eyes, did a really revealing interview with GQ magazine wherein he claimed to "beat" a pesky alcohol problem. Daniel says:
"I became so reliant on (alcohol) to enjoy stuff. There were a few years there when I was just so enamored with the idea of living some sort of famous person's lifestyle that really isn't suited to me."
Radcliffe admits he is glad the paparazzi never caught him misbehaving, and he has now turned his back on his wild ways to concentrate on a calmer lifestyle. The actor gave up ...
"If you were to ask me to remove my Philip Treacy hat at a party, in truth it's the emotional and physical equivalent of requesting I remove my liver."
Um, call me totally ignorant, but I don't even know what a Philip Treacy hat is. I mean, I can use those mad context clue skills learned back in second grade to determine that 1) it's a hat, and 2) it was either made, or endorsed, by one Philip Treacy, but that's all I've got on that. Moreover, why does this broad have to be so damn dramatic...
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Above is the video for "On Melancholy Hill," a song that Miley Cyrus did not write, but added to her repertoire on the Gypsy Heart tour. Which ended last night in Perth. And now she's done.
Though the tour is officially over, there's been no word as to whether Miley has plans to add dates, or if she'll bring it back to the US and do a show here for the bajillion ungrateful fans who made her who she is today.
Would you forgive Miley if she came crawling back on her knees?
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LOL Nah, dude - Zac Efron only goes for hot, head-giving Victoria's Secret-esque chicks now that he's through with Vanessa Hudgens' beat-ass vadge.
Zac Efron was photographed with his less famous former co-star Ashley Tisdale during girlfriend's 26th party this past weekend, and aside from the photo as evidence, we have Ashley's too-excited Tweet for backup:
"So happy zacary made it to my party! He's my brother/best friend!"
Any by "brother/best friend," I'm assuming she means that her agent paid him a...
Does anybody even say that anymore? You know, aside from this bitch? I remember my dad used to say that a lot when I was little, so maybe it's some weird eighties thing. Or maybe it was just a weird dad thing, because I was rather young for some of the eighties, and maybe I just don't remember all that well.
Anyway, here we have photos of Lindsay Lohan on the beach at Paradise Cove. Girlfriend hasn't wasted any time in resuming her natural way of life, nor has she hesitated in retreating...
From us here at Evil Beet, to you out there, whether you celebrate Independence Day or not. Enjoy, and have a happy and safe one!
... No? >< You know, I'd really rather not ... But try this one then, I guess.
Happy now, are you? Ugh. />...
These photos practically made my eyes pop out, seriously. JLH is a woman that I've had to warm up to over the past few years, and doggone it, I think she's gone and melted my cold, fractured heart.
GIRLFRIEND IS LOOKING HOT. Like HOT HOT HOT. Hotter than I can even comprehend. I'm not going to sit here and compare pear-shaped bodies to asparagus-shaped bodies or whatever, nor am I going to say that shapely is better than rail-like or rail-like is better than shapely - but I AM going to say that THIS? As in the above photo and the ones...
OK, let's be real here: am I the only one who thinks it's kind of unnecessary to be making so many damned Batman movies with so many different batmen? In my eyes, no one's ever gonna top Michael Keaton as the original Batman. And though the Dark Knight was frankly awesome, I see no point in George Clooney being Batman and Val Kilmer being Batman (poor choice if I ever saw one), and now a third Catwoman? Michelle Pfeiffer is the only, the original, THE Catwoman, and Halle Berry was just ... pathetic. Anne Hathaway would be a redeeming factor to this movie, if only it hadn't already been done so many times.
But for those of you who disagree, hey! Here's a Batman clip for you! Enjoy! />
OK, let's be real here: am I the only one who thinks it's kind of unnecessary to be making so many damned Batman movies with so many different batmen? In my eyes, no one's ever gonna top Michael Keaton as the original Batman. And though the Dark Knight was frankly awesome, I see no point in George Clooney being Batman and Val Kilmer being Batman (poor choice if I ever saw one), and now a third Catwoman? Michelle Pfeiffer is the only, the original, THE Catwoman, and Halle Berry was just ... pa...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s January Jones photo...
Kim Kardashian: wearing adult diapers. [The Superficial]
Did Victoria Beckham have her baby yesterday? [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna and Drake hooking up again? [Bossip]
And this is what Paris Hilton did for Independence Day. [Starpulse]
Destroying Hogwarts! [LA Times]
50 Come-hither looks that will make you proud to be an American. [Pajiba]
Kate Gosselin jogs alone for the fourth of July. [INFDaily]
Teen moms with implants: the new role models? [Amy Grindhouse]
What young actress says "being sexy is scary"? [The Frisky]
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck play happy family. [Ce...
I have to make an apology to all of you who were hoping that precious Pippa would be shacking up with Prince Harry: it ain't happening. Not with Prince Harry's new girlfriend in the mix, anyway. This girl is Florence Brudenell-Bruce, and I suppose she's some kind of lingerie model (this is, at least, what I'm guessing based on the photos).
According to sources who "know" Florence:
Florence Brudenell-Bruce is the daughter of Andrew Brudenell-Bruce, a wine merchant, and the artist Sophie Brudenell-Bruce. She grew up in Fulham and was privately ed...
This girl. is so. cute. Seriously. That jumping-yelling picture down below? Probably one of the more adorable things I've seen this week. With regard to the "love it or leave it" thing, definitely love it. I'd never leave it. It's Hermione-frigging-Granger, for crying out loud. Though she probably laments the fact that she's probably always going to be little Hermione Granger to me (and a lot of others too), it's a good thing, a wholesome thing.
Please Emma, promise me: no nipslips or gla...
Enter Lindsay Lohan references.
Daniel Radcliffe, who we watched grow up before our very eyes, did a really revealing interview with GQ magazine wherein he claimed to "beat" a pesky alcohol problem. Daniel says:
"I became so reliant on (alcohol) to enjoy stuff. There were a few years there when I was just so enamored with the idea of living some sort of famous person's lifestyle that really isn't suited to me."
Radcliffe admits he is glad the paparazzi never caught him misbehaving, and he has now turned his back on his wild ways to concentrate on a calmer lifestyle. The actor gave up ...
"If you were to ask me to remove my Philip Treacy hat at a party, in truth it's the emotional and physical equivalent of requesting I remove my liver."
Um, call me totally ignorant, but I don't even know what a Philip Treacy hat is. I mean, I can use those mad context clue skills learned back in second grade to determine that 1) it's a hat, and 2) it was either made, or endorsed, by one Philip Treacy, but that's all I've got on that. Moreover, why does this broad have to be so damn dramatic...
LOL Nah, dude - Zac Efron only goes for hot, head-giving Victoria's Secret-esque chicks now that he's through with Vanessa Hudgens' beat-ass vadge.
Zac Efron was photographed with his less famous former co-star Ashley Tisdale during girlfriend's 26th party this past weekend, and aside from the photo as evidence, we have Ashley's too-excited Tweet for backup:
"So happy zacary made it to my party! He's my brother/best friend!"
Any by "brother/best friend," I'm assuming she means that her agent paid him a...
Does anybody even say that anymore? You know, aside from this bitch? I remember my dad used to say that a lot when I was little, so maybe it's some weird eighties thing. Or maybe it was just a weird dad thing, because I was rather young for some of the eighties, and maybe I just don't remember all that well.
Anyway, here we have photos of Lindsay Lohan on the beach at Paradise Cove. Girlfriend hasn't wasted any time in resuming her natural way of life, nor has she hesitated in retreating...
These photos practically made my eyes pop out, seriously. JLH is a woman that I've had to warm up to over the past few years, and doggone it, I think she's gone and melted my cold, fractured heart.
GIRLFRIEND IS LOOKING HOT. Like HOT HOT HOT. Hotter than I can even comprehend. I'm not going to sit here and compare pear-shaped bodies to asparagus-shaped bodies or whatever, nor am I going to say that shapely is better than rail-like or rail-like is better than shapely - but I AM going to say that THIS? As in the above photo and the ones...