This is the woman who's had a decade of hotness? This? The newly-swollen Jennifer Aniston who might have intentionally put a few pounds on and started dressing like she's six months pregnant in order to fuel those "FINALLY! A BABY" rumors that she's so good at finding on the covers of grocery store magazines?
I know you're really excited about your new boyfriend and stuff, but give it about six months before you go starting this kind of stuff. It's, like, bad luck to pretend you're pregnant in the first few weeks of dating, haven't you heard? ...
Really. We get it, Megs. You're pretty and almost practically perfect and everyone loves to look at pictures of pretty people. Truly. But don't go trying to pretend that you're all against plastic surgery or facial enhancements - EVERYBODY KNOWS you've gotten your lips done. Oh, and a nosejob, to boot. I wouldn't be all that worried about what people are thinking about your non-Botoxed face when those two little things are as glaring as those extra-shiny cheek fillers, either.
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But I will say - girlfriend apparently has the worst taste in women, if, in fact, this is what she's going for. I know it's supposed to be "cool" and "edgy" for a female frontman to talk about devil sex and grope her female fans onstage, but that was all circa Courtney Love's day, wasn't it? Didn't that one massive outbreak of Hollywood herpes kind of put a stop to these kinds of things?
Learn your lesson, girl, before your lesson learns you.
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Kate Middleton has a bum-slip of her own. [The Superficial]
Anne Hathaway getting married? [Lainey Gossip]
Do homosexuals have a "home" in hip-hop? [Bossip]
Selena Gomez: officially more popular than her boyfriend. [Starpulse]
Of course Suri Cruise is going to start acting now. [Cele|bitchy]
Apparently Lindsay should never have gone to jail in the first place. For, like, any of it. [The Frisky]
Beyonce in very revealing lingerie. [Huffington Post]
Intimate Kardashian family photos shared by Khloe herself. [Celebuzz]
This is Megan Fox without makeup. Yeah. Right. [Yeeeah]
Neville Lo...
Olivia Wilde - no bra. [The Superficial]
Jake Gyllenhaal eats the worm. [theBerry]
Rumer Willis wants you to know that she's got some major cleavage. [INFDaily]
Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? Is that why she looks like this? [Starpulse]
Is Tyrese marrying Whitney Houston? [Bossip]
Rachel Weisz stumps for Bulgari and she's PHOTOSHOPPED TO HELL. [Cele|bitchy]
Taylor Swift has "bronchitis." [LA Times]
Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher. [The Frisky]
New Always Maxi pad ad actually TELLS US that a woman's period is RED...
Oh man, the only thing I can say about this entire getup is WHAT THE HELL. And "Who dumped the ramen noodles on your head, Kellan Lutz? And then mugged you and dressed you in a gondola operator's uniform?"
No, really. That's the only thing I can say about this entire picture. I'm leaving it to you guys to do the rest, so don't let me down....
Those pesky photos yesterday of Sean Penn and his new unknown of a girlfriend? Probably really pissed Scarlett Johansson off. So much so that she decided that she'd go out running in New York City and intentionally have her photograph taken too, in case there was any question of comparison.
She looks good, she looks pissed, she looks much better without those stupid frigging toe sneakers. And that? Was probably precisely what she was going for.
Love you, Scar!
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Remember those hot new photos of Evan Rachel Wood from when she first hacked off her hair? Well she's gone and changed up a little bit more, leaving her Marilyn Manson-sympathizer clothing in a Hot Topic bargain bin and opted to raid Adam Lambert's leather and tight pants-infested closet.
I've never been a ERW fan, but as I said during the last round of publicity photos: she looks SO MUCH BETTER than she has in recent years. Love or hate the hair, you can't deny that all of this - includ...
Remember I told you about Weston Cage and his wife's freakout yesterday that resulted in jail and blood and gore? IT APPARENTLY GETS BETTER (or worse, depending on your point of view). Cage is now filing for divorce from his wife of three months, Nikki, who not only just got out of rehab, but is also pregnant (presumably with his child, but you never do know with these things). Cage took to his Facebook page of all places and announced "Made my choice. Getting divorced." He also defended himself, saying that he'd...
The Situation just quit Jersey Shore. [The Superficial]
What does Stephenie Meyer have up her sleeves now? [Lainey Gossip]
Nicole Scherzinger must be the most flexible woman alive. [theBerry]
Brand-new Nicki Minaj music. [Bossip]
Can someone explain what's happening to Anne Hathaway's face? [Starpulse]
Yes, Jennifer Aniston is taking a break from movies to be a full-time lover. LOL [ICYDK]
The FINAL Harry Potter cast photo. Break out the hankies! [Pajiba]
Jennifer Aniston, belie...
Because if we do, collectively, here's her newest song, 'Let Me Down.' Kelly claims that the album itself, which is supposed to drop this fall, is pretty diverse. She claims:
"This album was influenced by Prince, Tina Turner, Sheryl Crow, Radiohead and there's a little bit of a Country vibe/influence on a couple of songs."
Both Radiohead andSheryl Crow? ... That's a pretty interesting combination. Just like the song. It sounds like it's a bit of everybody that's ever had a hit record, including our recent favorite mom, Pink. I don't know about you guys, but I'm not all that excited about this. I mean, give me some 'Since You've Been Gone,' or even 'Miss Independent' any day and I'll be happy, but this? I'm just all sorts of meh over it. />
Because if we do, collectively, here's her newest song, 'Let Me Down.' Kelly claims that the album itself, which is supposed to drop this fall, is pretty diverse. She claims:
"This album was influenced by Prince, Tina Turner, Sheryl Crow, Radiohead and there's a little bit of a Country vibe/influence on a couple of songs."
Both Radiohead and Sheryl Crow? ... That's a pretty interesting combination. Just like the song. It sounds like it's a bit of everybody that's ever had a hit record, including our recent favorite mom, Pink. I don't k...
Wow, guys, talk about frumptastic.
Amber Rose was photographed here at some thing in Atlantic City hosted by Jamie Foxx, and she was barely recognizable with all that ... hair. I'm not a big Amber Rose fan by any means, but the baldness is definitely an improvement upon this monstrosity. What's the deal with all these "celebrities" trying to rock big red curls anyway? It hasn't seemed to work for a damn one of them. GIVE IT UP!
Was this girlfriend's way of trying to distract us from thos...
This is the woman who's had a decade of hotness? This? The newly-swollen Jennifer Aniston who might have intentionally put a few pounds on and started dressing like she's six months pregnant in order to fuel those "FINALLY! A BABY" rumors that she's so good at finding on the covers of grocery store magazines?
I know you're really excited about your new boyfriend and stuff, but give it about six months before you go starting this kind of stuff. It's, like, bad luck to pretend you're pregnant in the first few weeks of dating, haven't you heard? ...
Really. We get it, Megs. You're pretty and almost practically perfect and everyone loves to look at pictures of pretty people. Truly. But don't go trying to pretend that you're all against plastic surgery or facial enhancements - EVERYBODY KNOWS you've gotten your lips done. Oh, and a nosejob, to boot. I wouldn't be all that worried about what people are thinking about your non-Botoxed face when those two little things are as glaring as those extra-shiny cheek fillers, either.
[gallery c...
But I will say - girlfriend apparently has the worst taste in women, if, in fact, this is what she's going for. I know it's supposed to be "cool" and "edgy" for a female frontman to talk about devil sex and grope her female fans onstage, but that was all circa Courtney Love's day, wasn't it? Didn't that one massive outbreak of Hollywood herpes kind of put a stop to these kinds of things?
Learn your lesson, girl, before your lesson learns you.
[gallery columns="7"]...
Kate Middleton has a bum-slip of her own. [The Superficial]
Anne Hathaway getting married? [Lainey Gossip]
Do homosexuals have a "home" in hip-hop? [Bossip]
Selena Gomez: officially more popular than her boyfriend. [Starpulse]
Of course Suri Cruise is going to start acting now. [Cele|bitchy]
Apparently Lindsay should never have gone to jail in the first place. For, like, any of it. [The Frisky]
Beyonce in very revealing lingerie. [Huffington Post]
Intimate Kardashian family photos shared by Khloe herself. [Celebuzz]
This is Megan Fox without makeup. Yeah. Right. [Yeeeah]
Neville Lo...
Olivia Wilde - no bra. [The Superficial]
Jake Gyllenhaal eats the worm. [theBerry]
Rumer Willis wants you to know that she's got some major cleavage. [INFDaily]
Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? Is that why she looks like this? [Starpulse]
Is Tyrese marrying Whitney Houston? [Bossip]
Rachel Weisz stumps for Bulgari and she's PHOTOSHOPPED TO HELL. [Cele|bitchy]
Taylor Swift has "bronchitis." [LA Times]
Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher. [The Frisky]
New Always Maxi pad ad actually TELLS US that a woman's period is RED...
Oh man, the only thing I can say about this entire getup is WHAT THE HELL. And "Who dumped the ramen noodles on your head, Kellan Lutz? And then mugged you and dressed you in a gondola operator's uniform?"
No, really. That's the only thing I can say about this entire picture. I'm leaving it to you guys to do the rest, so don't let me down....
Those pesky photos yesterday of Sean Penn and his new unknown of a girlfriend? Probably really pissed Scarlett Johansson off. So much so that she decided that she'd go out running in New York City and intentionally have her photograph taken too, in case there was any question of comparison.
She looks good, she looks pissed, she looks much better without those stupid frigging toe sneakers. And that? Was probably precisely what she was going for.
Love you, Scar!
[gallery]...
Remember those hot new photos of Evan Rachel Wood from when she first hacked off her hair? Well she's gone and changed up a little bit more, leaving her Marilyn Manson-sympathizer clothing in a Hot Topic bargain bin and opted to raid Adam Lambert's leather and tight pants-infested closet.
I've never been a ERW fan, but as I said during the last round of publicity photos: she looks SO MUCH BETTER than she has in recent years. Love or hate the hair, you can't deny that all of this - includ...
Remember I told you about Weston Cage and his wife's freakout yesterday that resulted in jail and blood and gore? IT APPARENTLY GETS BETTER (or worse, depending on your point of view). Cage is now filing for divorce from his wife of three months, Nikki, who not only just got out of rehab, but is also pregnant (presumably with his child, but you never do know with these things). Cage took to his Facebook page of all places and announced "Made my choice. Getting divorced." He also defended himself, saying that he'd...
The Situation just quit Jersey Shore. [The Superficial]
What does Stephenie Meyer have up her sleeves now? [Lainey Gossip]
Nicole Scherzinger must be the most flexible woman alive. [theBerry]
Brand-new Nicki Minaj music. [Bossip]
Can someone explain what's happening to Anne Hathaway's face? [Starpulse]
Yes, Jennifer Aniston is taking a break from movies to be a full-time lover. LOL [ICYDK]
The FINAL Harry Potter cast photo. Break out the hankies! [Pajiba]
Jennifer Aniston, belie...
Wow, guys, talk about frumptastic.
Amber Rose was photographed here at some thing in Atlantic City hosted by Jamie Foxx, and she was barely recognizable with all that ... hair. I'm not a big Amber Rose fan by any means, but the baldness is definitely an improvement upon this monstrosity. What's the deal with all these "celebrities" trying to rock big red curls anyway? It hasn't seemed to work for a damn one of them. GIVE IT UP!
Was this girlfriend's way of trying to distract us from thos...