Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot black and white james franco pictures photos pics Nipples in bikinis. I'm sorry, was I supposed to see something else? [The Superficial] WOW Katie Holmes. Seriously. [theBerry] 10 Careers that improved after jail. NOT YOU LINDSAY. [Bossip] Rihanna burns down the house. Like, really. [Starpulse] So who's Amanda Seyfried's new boyfriend? [Celebuzz] Rebecca Black is doing another single, by God. [Socialite Life] Mila Kunis is sweet, totally not the bitch I thought she might be. [Cele|bitchy] Anti-masturbatory gum? [The Frisk...

Just in Case You Weren’t Totally Convinced That Victoria Beckham Actually Carried That Child for Nine Months

photo of victoria beckham pictures photos pregnancy pics I know we showed you a "candid" and totally not staged pregnancy photo of Victoria Beckham earlier this weekend, and since then, she conveniently popped that little child out (Harper Seven Beckham, cute huh?), but here are some ACTUAL photos that depict Victoria as a totally normal, totally pregnant woman who doesn't gestate her child under the constraints of a lap band. Congrats again to the new family! [gallery columns="5"]...

Jessica Gets Something Big and Orange for Her Birthday

photo of jessica simpson pictures photos My favorite Simpson turned thirty-one yesterday, and to celebrate, she received a really large orange Hermes handbag (can you even call something that big a "handbag"?) from her fiancé. Then, she went on Twitter to blab about it, and I'll summarize for you: "Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)" "Life is such a gift. Thank you to all of my family, friends, and fans for all of your birthday wishes and unconditional love. I'm so HAPPY!" "It is only 1pm and i think i have pretty much heard from ...

Quotables: Even MOAR Words of Octomom Wisdom

photo of nadya suleman octomom interview quotes pictures photos "I personally cannot waste my energy fixating on the past and my past choices, regardless if they were good or bad choices … Learn to grow as a result of your choices, own and accept the responsibility of your choices and look forward because if you look back, what are you going to do, stab me? You’re just going to stab me forever and grow old.” I'm sure if I sat and thought long and hard about what Nadya Suleman here was trying to say, I might be able to make some sort of sense out of it...

Morning Wood

photo of will smith hot pictures photos Snooki, doing a deep-throat. [The Superficial] James Franco throws the Academy under the bus, says he's funnier. [Lainey Gossip] This is 50 Cent's girlfriend. He apparently CAN get some. [Bossip] Emma Watson finally feels like a true actress. [Starpulse] Things get way out of hand on Springer. [LA Times] New Sherlock Holmes posters. [Pajiba] Gisele gets naked. [INFDaily] Kris Jenner is a pimp. [Amy Grindhouse] Texas woman fired for grey hair. [The Frisky] Kim Kardashian does Marilyn Monroe. [Celebuzz] David Beckham shows buttcheek. [Socialite Life] Arnold hooking up with his baby ma...

This TOTALLY Looks Like a Man Who Should be Driving

photo of drunk mel gibson driving pictures photos The idea of Mel Gibson looking like this and getting behind the wheel of his car is really frigging frightening. But perhaps even more frightening (if that's at all possible) is the gnarly zombie hand that he's got going on in most of these photos. What is that? Is he in the process of suffering a stroke? Is that why he's lurching about, eager to get into the car? So that he can drive himself to the nearest hospital to seek immediate medical attention? No, he's just leaving a bar. Late, lat...

Stars Are Just Like Us: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Gets Coffee Sans Makeup

photo of rosie huntington-whiteley hot no makeup pictures photos pics I know we spend a lot of time blathering mindlessly about how gorgeous Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is, and I'm not even going to change my tune this time to switch it up just a little bit. Girl here has got to be one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, seriously. I mean, I subscribe to Women's Health, and the July/August 2011 cover features ours truly. It sits on the lower level of my glass-topped coffee table, and I'm able to see it from all angles of my living room as I stuff my face w...

Quotables: Ashton Kutcher Picked a Fight With a Vampire

photo of ashton kutcher making fun of robert pattinson gay vampire quotes pictures photos hot scruffy pics“Nice meeting you. My name is Robert Pattinson, and I am a gay vampire.” Oh this is gonna turn out well. Especially with the Two and a Half Men reboot coming up. My man Ashton may well have lost a few female fans (if that's at all possible) with a recent comment he made about my favorite vampire heartthrob, Robert Pattinson. Ashton made the "joke" on a Brazilian television show. From what I hear, too, it kind of fell flat. I'm sure it's probably all in good fun, but throwing a cu...

Justin Timberlake Tickles Us With More Skits

I know Emily's got a hard-on for Justin Timberlake's special brand of music (and I do too, don't get me wrong), but I am SO LOVING everything that he's been doing on both television and the big screen. So much so that I might actually go see that crappy-looking Friends With Benefits movie that's being hyped up as the flick of the summer. That says a lot, especially when I really only venture out to the movies for special occasions like the screening of the final Harry Potter film, or my newest obsession, Twilight's Breaking Dawn. Anyway, here's Justin being his funny, charming self for a short ESPY awards promo, which is going to be aired on ESPN sometime on July 13th. He's set to present the Capital One Cup, which I dig, I suppose, since they finally gave me a really great new rate on a card I've only had with them for FOUR YEARS now. Isn't he just a doll? /> I know Emily's got a hard-on for Justin Timberlake's special brand of music (and I do too, don't get me wrong), but I am SO LOVING everything that he's been doing on both television and the big screen. So much so that I might actually go see that crappy-looking Friends With Benefits movie that's being hyped up as the flick of the summer. That says a lot, especially when I really only venture out to the movies for special occasions like the screening of the final Harry Potter film, or my newest obsess...

Afternoon Delight

photo of michelle rodriguez pictures photos hot pics In weird news: Lightning strikes the Caylee Anthony memorial after her mother is sentenced. [The Superficial] Rebecca Gayheart is three months pregnant. [Cele|bitchy] Willow Smith: fashion icon? [Starpulse] Guess the celebrity tattoo! [Bossip] Apparently, planking is "racist." [TMZ] Kristen Stewart and Bear visit Robert Pattinson on the set of Cosmopolis. [Socialite Life] Just in case you weren't convinced before, here's some photographic evidence that Nadya Suleman hates her kids. [Th...