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Stars Without Makeup: Ashley Olsen on a Smoke Break

photo of ashley olsen smoking a cigarette new york city pics Wow, Ashley Olsen.  Looking good.  I mean, the "no yesterday's eyeliner" look really suits you - you look fresh-faced, young, and approachable, not to mention clean. That's probably the best part of this entire thing. The cigarette, though? Hm. I bet that hair of yours smells just great, girl. [gallery columns="4"] Photos courtesy of Flynet Pictures...

Morning Wood

photo of real housewives of the bible pics Sylvester Stallone looks like Hellboy these days. [The Superficial] Yeah, that Nicki Minaj is one classy lady. [Bossip] The David Arquette sex tape. [TMZ] Skinny Jonah Hill is almost unrecognizable. [Starpulse] Ryan Reynolds surprises fans. [Lainey Gossip] Wizard rock bands popular because of Harry Potter? [LA Times] 10 things you probably didn't know about Daniel Radcliffe. [Socialite Life] Miranda Kerr's ethnicity gets the Photoshop treatment. [Yeeeah] LOL Olivia Wild...

Is Reese Witherspoon Pregnant?

photo of reese witherspoon pregnant pictures photos recent pics I have a little story for you! Reese Witherspoon, as you can see above, was photographed leaving a doctor's office yesterday afternoon. A famous gynecologist's office. Wearing, well ... I'm not even sure what she's got going on in these photos, but it's pretty weird. I'm also wondering what's in that little brown sack of hers there, too. Nasty prenatal vitamins? An old, busted-up diaphragm? Plus, she had a hand over her face. If that hand isn't concealing a shit-eating "I'm PREGNANT!"...

The Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Trailer is Here!

Is it me, or do there seem to be a fair amount of good movies coming out over the next few months to a year? Maybe I'm just drunk off of all the Harry Potter nonsense, but I'm seeing film for the remainder of 2011 and into 2012 through the rosiest glasses possible. Take the newest Sherlock Holmes film. I mean, it looks GREAT. I don't even LIKE Jude Law, and my girl Rachel McAdams isn't even in this one, but in spite of that stuff, I am totally looking forward to seeing this in theaters. It looks amazing. Also? I think Robert Downey Jr. makes a damn handsome woman. If that fact in itself isn't enough to make you want to run out and see this movie, well. I guess all of your priorities are just wrong, friend. /> Is it me, or do there seem to be a fair amount of good movies coming out over the next few months to a year? Maybe I'm just drunk off of all the Harry Potter nonsense, but I'm seeing film for the remainder of 2011 and into 2012 through the rosiest glasses possible. Take the newest Sherlock Holmes film. I mean, it looks GREAT. I don't even LIKE Jude Law, and my girl Rachel McAdams isn't even in this one, but in spite of that stuff, I am totally looking forward to seeing this in theaters. It...

Love It or Leave It: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Burberry Body

photo of rosie huntington whiteley for burberry pictures photos nudes coat So the lovely Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was recently asked to be the spokesmodel for the new Burberry Body perfume, and I have to say: good choice. I mean, who better to lie around naked in a thin trench coat than one of the hottest tickets in the world right now? The shoot was directed by Mario Testino.  No word on whether or not Shia LaBeouf is coming out with a hand-clapping, jumping-up-and-down "Ooh ooh I slept with her, too!" statement, but at this point, I'm thinking not: I definitely...

OK I PROMISE: This is the Last Harry Potter Post for the Night

It's also a promise I'm totally able to make good on, since it's the last post of the evening. Love those double entendres, if that's even what it is. It's getting late - and by "late," I mean "almost eight o'clock" and I. need. bed. I've been up for, oh, about eighteen hours at this point and I feel like I'm about to go into some kind of shock for lack of sleep. The only good thing about insomnia? The things that you find on the internet in the wee, wee hours of the morning that you JUST have to share. Like Neville Longbottom talking about "brewskies" and singing Miley Cyrus songs. That's something I can really get into at 2 AM when I'm feeling keyed up and sleepless, so thanks Harry Potter friends, for helping a sister out. />Get More: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog It's also a promise I'm totally able to make good on, since it's the last post of the evening. Love those double entendres, if that's even what it is. It's getting late - and by "late," I mean "almost eight o'clock" and I. need. bed. I've been up for, oh, about eighteen hours at this point and I feel like I'm about to go into some kind of shock for lack of sleep. The only good thing about insomnia? The things that you find on the internet in the wee, wee hours of the morning tha...

Selena Gomez Has a Questionable TwitPic

photo of selena gomez boobs cleavage hot pictures photos pics So this was a photo that Selena Gomez recently put up on her Twitter. Cute, isn't it? Little Justin Bieber-loving boobs hanging out and all. Totally appropriate for eighteen years old, right? I mean, it's not as if she's Miley-effing-Cyrus and needs to front like she's all that innocent anymore.  Not that, you know, Miley ever was any good at that or anything.  But hey.  Got to give the girl some credit.  She's Justin Bieber's girlfriend, and that's a hard, hard shadow to try and eclip...

The Dark Knight Rises Poster Has Arrived!

photo of the dark knight rises poster movie pictures photos Are you guys excited about this new Batman movie? I know I've joked about there being so damned many Batmen and all of the movies being remakes of remakes of remakes, but in all honesty, I think they've gotten the Batman remake recipe down pat this time. While I'm not a huge fan of Christian Bale, and I still well up whenever I see Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker, I'm totally on board with this movie. I think it's going to be pretty good. But I am questioning the official poster: what's...

Harry Potter: A Look Back Makes Me WEEPY

Oh man, my first thought when I saw this was "You've just got to be kidding me." All of the emotional turmoil I've been in over the last few days, knowing that the HP franchise was quickly drawing to a close, watching four days of a Harry Potter marathon, Googling Potter-related recipes, buying advance tickets for the latest show, trying to reread all of the books by Friday in preparation for the inevitable ... and then this gets thrown at me. I'm three months pregnant and I KNOW my hormones are on the fritz as it is, but this was just NOT GOOD TIMING for Harry Potter to be dropping this memory-making shit on me, you know? I mean, excuse me while I go cry over my first-edition Philosopher's Stone. /> Oh man, my first thought when I saw this was "You've just got to be kidding me." All of the emotional turmoil I've been in over the last few days, knowing that the HP franchise was quickly drawing to a close, watching four days of a Harry Potter marathon, Googling Potter-related recipes, buying advance tickets for the latest show, trying to reread all of the books by Friday in preparation for the inevitable ... and then this gets thrown at me. I'm three months pregnant and I KNOW my hormones are on the fritz as it is, but thi...

Afternoon Delight

photo of black and white hot young john stamos pictures photos Another photo of Lady Gaga's penis? [The Superficial] What kind of a-hole burns hundred-dollar bills? Oh, this dude. [Bossip] DMX caught with drugs in prison. [TMZ] Mila Kunis: half-naked and talking about how big of a "Trekkie" she is. [Starpulse] Is Renee Zellweger dating John Stamos?! [Lainey Gossip] Jewel's a mama. [LA Times] Zooey Deschanel fires back at columnist who called her a "snobby cow." [Socialite Life] Joe Jonas was pelted with balls. [Yeeeah] LISTEN HERE - Demi Lovato: "I cried my eyes out" recording new single. [Celebuzz] Tons of Spike Lee movies on their way. [Pajiba] Jessica Alba whines about he...

How Good Does Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Look These Days?

photo of tiffani amber theissen pictures fat weight gain new york city pictures photos I think the last time I saw TAT, she was fourteen months pregnant and looking pretty uncomfortable with herself. Here, though, she's photographed in New York City promoting the new season of her series, White Collar. Me, I have just two questions: one, does anyone here watch that White Collar show - I've heard some pretty good things about it - and two, will I ever look at this woman and not automatically think "Kelly Kapowski"? [gallery]...

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of eddie cibrian and leann rimes grabbing his penis pictures photo It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?) We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Tyra Banks photo: Tom...