Remember how Lindsay was allegedly stalking the shit out of Max from The Wanted? Well according to Lindsay, it was the other way around, and Max is just positively smitten with our little cocaine kitten, Lindsay Lohan.
The above photo is from a tour stop in New York City, and as you can see, Lindsay's not being all that shy about showing everyone who Max belongs to---or who he's, at least, sharing a crack pipe with, which I hear is kind of like steadies when you're hitting up the crack dens.
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This LeAnn Rimes thing---I know. Guys, I do. Some of you are probably just so fed up with hearing about her that you're about to eat some of her special candies yourself in order to flush the shit right out of your system, and I honestly can't blame you. But my fascination with her (and with Lindsay Lohan---maybe there's something to all this train wreck obsession) is pretty endless, and when she hangs an erratic left when she's supposed to go right, well ... I can't help but notice it and point...
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Kristen Stewart. And she was an ornery little thing who had little to no regard for anyone but herself and her mighty marijuana-loving whims. And one day Kristen Stewart, though she had long been in a relatively-monogamous relationship with someone who was quite honestly better than she could ever hope for, decided to clean the palate of a man with questionable dental hygiene (or questionable orthodontic practices at the very least). Kristen's indiscret...
Oh man. The shoes. The new shoes. Guys, they're not any better than the old shoes (well, except for the fact that you can't see her gnarled-up toes or the spray tan stains on the clear areas of the straps), and quite frankly, I don't even understand these shoes. This particular style of shoe isn't even comprehensible as a joke, let alone a "Hey, I'mma seriously wear these and YOU TAKE ME SERIOUS OR ELSE."
I'm torn, friends. I don't know if I should give the girl a hearty pat on the back for finally girling up and buying a pair of shoes that actually conceal the feet, or if I should give the girl a hearty pat on the back of the head for possibly going from bad to worse.
Decisions, decisions. />Oh man. The shoes. The new shoes. Guys, they're not any better than the old shoes (well, except for the fact that you can't see her gnarled-up toes or the spray tan stains on the clear areas of the straps), and quite frankly, I don't even understand these shoes. This particular style of shoe isn't even comprehensible as a joke, let alone a "Hey, I'mma seriously wear these and YOU TAKE ME SERIOUS OR ELSE."
I'm torn, friends. I don't know if I should give the girl a hearty pat on the back for fi...
Gisele had a baby! [Celebzter]
PSY was rapping about killing American soldiers before 'Gangnam' went big. [Elite Daily]
Amanda Seyfried's amusing boobs. [IDLYITW]
Stephen Baldwin's mugshot reads like a glamour photo. [The Superficial]
Britney Spears isn't melting down yet. [The Superficial]
Of course LeAnn would love to be a mom. To ALL of Eddie's kids. [Cele|bitchy]
Vito Schnabel makes out with Demi Moore. My God. [Starpulse]
The faces of plus-size fashion. [The Frisky]
Ka...
So after all of the previous discussion about seeing Megan Fox everywhere (because every chick in Hollywood thinks it's prudent for their career to look like her, not because I'm actually seeing ...
Alessandra Ambrosio bares it all. [Starpulse]
Catherine Zeta-Jones looks ... good here. [Splash]
Taylor Swift takes Harry Styles to meet all (no, really---ALL) of her friends. I didn't know she *had* friends. [Lainey Gossip]
Kate Middleton is totally having twins. [The Superficial]
Marriage is naked swimming to Jessica Biel. [Amy Grindhouse]
Melinda Bam in Women's Heath. [G Celeb]
Shirtless Friday. [theBERRY]
Christmas is early. For some. For some. [Yeeeah]
Demi Moore, being horrible on video. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jacintha S...
I don't have much of this new interview with Cosmo UK, because it only just hit stores today, but the bits and pieces I do have? Glorious. Taylor in her prime. You actually won't even need to buy the damn magazine once you read these quotes, because really, why bother? It's all the same, month after month, year after year; busted, overworked, overwrought vadge time and time again.
Here's Taylor on her plethora of ludicrous relationships:
"[I don't know] how to make them last. I’ve never h...
Can we just stop for a second and collectively shake our heads over Rihanna and what happened to the poor fifteen-year-old girl who got in way over her head, and then got beat in the head, suffered permanent brain damage, and took back the sucker that beat her in the head to begin with? Because damn. If I was Rihanna, or if I was Rihanna's mother, I'd be looking back on this photo and saying, "Ah, jeez, where did I/you go wrong?"
I could tell you where you went wrong, Rihanna, if you really ...
Gosh, this cover is so much better than that awful Vogue Italia shoot that came out a few weeks ago, right? Man. Totally.
In this, a recent interview with Vogue UK, Kate talked about what it was like as a young girl with no boobs (I know; I had a hard time with that one, too) and how she eventually adjusted to the entirely amazing body that she's famous for today. Kate, about her curvy figure in the modeling world, said, "It’s very rare for a girl to move from one area of the business to t...
So you know how Jessica Simpson's working on gestating her second fetus? Because that's definitely a thing, and Weight Watchers is pretty pissed off about it, of course. In a recent edition of Us Weekly, sources are claiming that Jess, as the new celebrity spokeswoman for Weight Watchers, has provoked the wrath of WW executives, and WW is considering redacting the entire deal, citing reasons like how Jessica didn't lose the "right" amount of weight in the "right" amount of time anyway, and real...
Remember how Lindsay was allegedly stalking the shit out of Max from The Wanted? Well according to Lindsay, it was the other way around, and Max is just positively smitten with our little cocaine kitten, Lindsay Lohan.
The above photo is from a tour stop in New York City, and as you can see, Lindsay's not being all that shy about showing everyone who Max belongs to---or who he's, at least, sharing a crack pipe with, which I hear is kind of like steadies when you're hitting up the crack dens.
...
This LeAnn Rimes thing---I know. Guys, I do. Some of you are probably just so fed up with hearing about her that you're about to eat some of her special candies yourself in order to flush the shit right out of your system, and I honestly can't blame you. But my fascination with her (and with Lindsay Lohan---maybe there's something to all this train wreck obsession) is pretty endless, and when she hangs an erratic left when she's supposed to go right, well ... I can't help but notice it and point...
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Kristen Stewart. And she was an ornery little thing who had little to no regard for anyone but herself and her mighty marijuana-loving whims. And one day Kristen Stewart, though she had long been in a relatively-monogamous relationship with someone who was quite honestly better than she could ever hope for, decided to clean the palate of a man with questionable dental hygiene (or questionable orthodontic practices at the very least). Kristen's indiscret...
Gisele had a baby! [Celebzter]
PSY was rapping about killing American soldiers before 'Gangnam' went big. [Elite Daily]
Amanda Seyfried's amusing boobs. [IDLYITW]
Stephen Baldwin's mugshot reads like a glamour photo. [The Superficial]
Britney Spears isn't melting down yet. [The Superficial]
Of course LeAnn would love to be a mom. To ALL of Eddie's kids. [Cele|bitchy]
Vito Schnabel makes out with Demi Moore. My God. [Starpulse]
The faces of plus-size fashion. [The Frisky]
Ka...
So after all of the previous discussion about seeing Megan Fox everywhere (because every chick in Hollywood thinks it's prudent for their career to look like her, not because I'm actually seeing ...
Did she? Didn't she? I can't even tell.
This is ...
Alessandra Ambrosio bares it all. [Starpulse]
Catherine Zeta-Jones looks ... good here. [Splash]
Taylor Swift takes Harry Styles to meet all (no, really---ALL) of her friends. I didn't know she *had* friends. [Lainey Gossip]
Kate Middleton is totally having twins. [The Superficial]
Marriage is naked swimming to Jessica Biel. [Amy Grindhouse]
Melinda Bam in Women's Heath. [G Celeb]
Shirtless Friday. [theBERRY]
Christmas is early. For some. For some. [Yeeeah]
Demi Moore, being horrible on video. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jacintha S...
I don't have much of this new interview with Cosmo UK, because it only just hit stores today, but the bits and pieces I do have? Glorious. Taylor in her prime. You actually won't even need to buy the damn magazine once you read these quotes, because really, why bother? It's all the same, month after month, year after year; busted, overworked, overwrought vadge time and time again.
Here's Taylor on her plethora of ludicrous relationships:
"[I don't know] how to make them last. I’ve never h...
Can we just stop for a second and collectively shake our heads over Rihanna and what happened to the poor fifteen-year-old girl who got in way over her head, and then got beat in the head, suffered permanent brain damage, and took back the sucker that beat her in the head to begin with? Because damn. If I was Rihanna, or if I was Rihanna's mother, I'd be looking back on this photo and saying, "Ah, jeez, where did I/you go wrong?"
I could tell you where you went wrong, Rihanna, if you really ...
Gosh, this cover is so much better than that awful Vogue Italia shoot that came out a few weeks ago, right? Man. Totally.
In this, a recent interview with Vogue UK, Kate talked about what it was like as a young girl with no boobs (I know; I had a hard time with that one, too) and how she eventually adjusted to the entirely amazing body that she's famous for today. Kate, about her curvy figure in the modeling world, said, "It’s very rare for a girl to move from one area of the business to t...
So you know how Jessica Simpson's working on gestating her second fetus? Because that's definitely a thing, and Weight Watchers is pretty pissed off about it, of course. In a recent edition of Us Weekly, sources are claiming that Jess, as the new celebrity spokeswoman for Weight Watchers, has provoked the wrath of WW executives, and WW is considering redacting the entire deal, citing reasons like how Jessica didn't lose the "right" amount of weight in the "right" amount of time anyway, and real...