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After seeing this trailer, I'm not quite sure I've ever seen a more repulsive, disgusting bunch of people. My favorite part? "Is that a doucher? Does it clean your vagina?" OH. MY. GOD. Even if you don't watch this show, you need to see the trailer for the amazing bunch of classless, trashy disbelief-inducing garbage jumpers that summarizes the "kids" of Jersey Shore really are. On this note, I am done for the evening, friends.
Are you guys going to watch this crap come August? Come on and be honest with me now. />Get More: Jersey Shore (Season 3), MTV Shows
After seeing this trailer, I'm not quite sure I've ever seen a more repulsive, disgusting bunch of people. My favorite part? "Is that a doucher? Does it clean your vagina?" OH. MY. GOD. Even if you don't watch this show, you need to see the trailer for the amazing bunch of classless, trashy disbelief-inducing garbage jumpers that summarizes the "kids" of Jersey Shore really are. On this note, I am done for the evening, friends.
Are you guys going to watch this crap come...
Stephanie Seymour called the cops on her boner-popping Norman Bates-like son. [The Superficial]
Emily Blunt is almost unrecognizable. [Celebuzz]
Bridget Jones: transforming into character. [theBerry]
Photographic evidence that Rihanna's drinking is out of control. [Bossip]
Eva Longoria's lesbian sex scene. [Starpulse]
Apparently the short hair is not a wig. Holy crow. [Celebuzz]
What two singles were spotted together at the airport? [Socialite Life]
What the hell is Solange Knowles ...
I know it's sort of lame, but we haven't had a GOOD nipslip in such a long time that I find I'm actually willing to use these particular photos to sate our desire for BOOBS. Plus, it's Ciara. She's always been pretty hot, so I've included a few other photos in the gallery just in case the "good" one isn't good enough for you. I know it doesn't take a lot to please when it comes to nipples, so we're going to take what we can get here 'til the next set of Blake Lively-like photos rises to the surfac...
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Plus, it sort of had a famous-person tie, for me, anyway: anytime I see some stupid asshole planking, I immediately think of Chris Brown, so there's that, I suppose.
Can someone please explain this to me? Because frankly, I just don't get it. Why is this even a thing? />
Plus, it sort of had a famous-person tie, for me, anyway: anytime I see some stupid asshole planking, I immediately think of Chris Brown, so there's that, I suppose.
Can someone please explain this to me? Because frankly, I just don't get it. Why is this even a thing? ...
This is, hands down, one of the funniest women going today. You mark my words, this lady's going to go places and totally reinvent funny women in cinema.
McCarthy recently sat down and did a profile with GQ magazine, and her peers had a lot of flattering things to say about her, all of which sentiments I totally share:
Maya Rudolph: Honestly, I've always felt that Melissa is hands down one of the most incredible performers I've ever worked with. I've heard people over the years say, "I re...
Jennifer Lopez's new boyfriend sued for raping a minor. [The Superficial]
The balcony is his shower. Um, wow. [Lainey Gossip]
Lady Gaga's craziest outfits of the last few days. [Celebuzz]
Alicia Keys on six-year-olds dancing like strippers. [Bossip]
Rachel Uchitel claims to have had sex with Elin Nordegren's new boyfriend. [TMZ]
The kid that Lamar Odom's car hit has died. [Starpulse]
The scariest goth-rocker in LA. [LA Times]
Top 10 tattooed celebrities - where's Johnny Depp on the list? [Socialite Life]
First photos of Nick Lachey's wedding. [Yeeeah]
Photos: Rihanna - no pants. [Celebuzz]
What was the...
So it's here! I mean, sort of. I know we're probably going to wait at least another eight months or so for a real trailer, so I suppose we'll just have to deal with the crumbs being thrown at us for now.
Incidentally, what's with the whole "conclusion" thing? I mean, as if they're ever going to stop making Batman movies? Come on. It's just never going to happen. Unless the world really IS going to end sometime over the next eighteen months, that's the only way I see The Dark Knight Rises being the "conclusion" to the series. />
So it's here! I mean, sort of. I know we're probably going to wait at least another eight months or so for a real trailer, so I suppose we'll just have to deal with the crumbs being thrown at us for now.
Incidentally, what's with the whole "conclusion" thing? I mean, as if they're ever going to stop making Batman movies? Come on. It's just never going to happen. Unless the world really IS going to end sometime over the next eighteen months, that's the only way I see The Dark Knight Rises being the "conclusion" to the series. ...
The best celebrity Las Vegas weddings of all time! [Celebuzz]
What the hell is going on with Katie Holmes' stomach? [The Superficial]
San Francisco cops kill nineteen-year-old black man for not paying bus fare? Hardly. [Bossip]
I cannot believe they're remaking Evil Dead. [Starpulse]
Did Kim Kardashian get more face surgery? [Celebuzz]
Photos: J Woww gets it on with a chick. [Socialite Life]
Weston Cage wants to cage fight now. [TMZ]
What's your sex horoscope today? [The Frisk...
She just popped that baby out, what, two minutes ago? Jeez. Girlfriend must just be one of those lucky ladies that practically bounces right back to what they were even without the aid of diuretics, cigarettes, or post-natal plastic surgery. I know they're few and far between, but they apparently do exist.
Either that, you know, or that patterned maxi dress is doing its THING.
Regardless, looking good Kate!
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I've given Gwen a lot of crap in the past about her style and how contrived I think her take on fashion is (there's nothing less fashionable than saying "Hey! I'm FASHIONABLE!"), but I actually really like this outfit, and I'm not being sarcastic. First, I saw the white shirt and said, "Hey, that looks like it's on backwards." But then I thought, "well actually, it's not that bad. I could get used to it." Then I scrolled down to see the pants and they reminded me of something my mother made me ...
Jennifer Lopez was the one to kick Marc Anthony to the curb, in case you weren't, you know, realistic enough to believe it. [The Superficial]
Andrew Garfield was all over WHO? [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce's crotch shot. [Bossip]
Nick Lachey married Vanessa Minnillo. [Starpulse]
What Harry Potter cast member is the "coolest" person that the director's ever met? [LA Times]
The hottest "wrinkled, old ladies." [Pajiba]
Serena Williams amazing curves all on display. [INFDaily]
Lindsay Lohan get anoth...