Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morning Wood

photo of hot demi lovato pictures photos hot pics Weston Cage is going to rehab because he's multi-talented. [The Superficial] Justin Bieber and his dad get matching Jesus tattoos. [Celebuzz] Kris Jenner's job is to perpetually whore out her family. [Bossip] Kim Kardashian has a thing against naked women. [TMZ] What hot actress is a "massive trekkie"? [Starpulse] Rob Lowe's hair really upsets me. [Lainey Gossip] Check out Vanessa Carlton's 'Rabbits on the Run.' [LA Times] Orlando Bloom's new movie looks pretty good, actually....

Britney Spears Releases a Really Uncomfortable Video to Announce Her South America Tour Dates

Well this isn't awkward or anything. Having to stand next to Britney and translate her words into both Spanish and Portuguese, while she remains idly by, wringing her hands and straining to read the words on the cue card through all of that eyeliner and all of those ... eyebrows? I know Britney's come so far over the past few months, and we shouldn't give her so much flak, but ... meh. It's what we do. Either way, good on you, Britney, for riding this wave for so long. If anyone deserves a monster comeback, girl, it's you. /> Well this isn't awkward or anything. Having to stand next to Britney and translate her words into both Spanish and Portuguese, while she remains idly by, wringing her hands and straining to read the words on the cue card through all of that eyeliner and all of those ... eyebrows? I know Britney's come so far over the past few months, and we shouldn't give her so much flak, but ... meh. It's what we do. Either way, good on you, Britney, for riding this wave for so long. If anyone deserves a monster comeback, girl, it's you. ...

Kat Von D: “Jesse James and I Are Over.”

photo of kat von d and jesse james break up pictures photos book signing american outlaw pics Aw, poor Jesse James - he just can't catch a break! First, he loses his Oscar-winning wife, then everybody just hates him, which I'm sure probably broke his little heart, and now? The woman who promised to promise to be by his side 'til his dying day? Is announcing on Twitter that she and him are no longer an item: "I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that." Well balls, lady. That's "all the info" you'd like to share? Sorry,...

Afternoon Delight

photo of pink hot pictures photos singer pics Kristin Cavallari: dumped. [The Superficial] Brooklyn Decker's BABY BUMP. [Celebuzz] Lauryn Hill gives birth to baby number six. [Bossip] Pink looking so hot on a motorcycle. [Starpulse] So, wait now. The Glee kids aren't leaving? [Celebuzz] Photos of Jennifer Lopez partying in a skimpy bikini. [Socialite Life] Leighton Meester is one trashy bitch. [TMZ] Getting laid: it makes Mondays better. [TMZ] Amy Winehouse's autopsy comes back inconclusive. [Cele|bitchy] Mariah Carey's insane HSN appearance. [Socialite Life] Justin Timberlake was hoping to fall in lov...

Love It, Leave It, or LOL at It: Ben Affleck’s New Hair

photo of ben affleck new hair wants jennifer lopez pictures photos Is this a clever ploy at trying to reinvent himself now that his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Lopez, is back on the market? Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your perspective) for Jennifer Garner, no. Ben's latest look is for a new CIA movie that he's co-starring in with John Goodman, Alan Arkin, and Bryan Cranston. Probably, anyway. It's the only way I can actually explain someone like Ben Affleck intentionally doing something this heinous to his hair....

Baby Spice Debuts Baby … Tate

photo of emma bunton baby pictures hello magazine baby spice pictures photos Tell me this isn't one of the cutest babies going. Baby Spice, AKA Emma Bunton, gave birth to her adorable son Tate back in May, and Hello! magazine has the first official photo. Bunton also talks about her continual relationship with the other Spice Girls, and how supportive they've been both throughout her pregnancy and during the months of child rearing that she's experienced so far: ‘As soon as we can possibly meet up, we will. But for the moment we’re making do with emails,’ the 32...

First Look at Kristen Stewart’s Snow White and the Huntsman

photo of kristen stewart snow white and the huntsman poster pictures photos For any of you unaware, Kristen Stewart is starring as Snow White in rough-and-tumble production of the classic Snow White. From what you can see of the photo, Snow White will be more of a fighting figure than that of a helpless waif who does nothing but cook and clean for the dwarfs, and wait for her Prince Charming to wake her up from a slumber of death. From the LA Times: ... Since the cast just met each other recently, moderator Dave Karger from Entertainment Weekly magazine conducted a...

Morning Wood

photo of tyler posey hot pictures photos comic con pics 2011 Katy Perry flashed her ass at a kids' movie. [The Superficial] Ryan Reynolds is officially dating ... [Lainey Gossip] Turns out Swizz Beatz is responsible for what Alicia Keys wears these days. [Bossip] Photos of Amy Winehouse tribute site. [Starpulse] What movie recently surpassed Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2? [LA Times] The Walking Dead season 2 trailer is here! [Pajiba] Celebrity doppelgangers - I love these things. [Celebuzz] Why is Bar Refaeli covering up her boobs? [INFDaily] Leighton Meester has a sex tape, sues her mother. [Amy Grindhouse] 98% of women have venereal ...

What’s True About Amy Winehouse’s Death So Far

photo of black and white picture amy winehouse yearbook pictures photos When I said the other day that I was crushed by Amy's death, I wasn't lying. Ever since 'Frank' came out in 2003, I've been a huge, fan of girl's music. I positively hated the drugs and the alcoholism and the way that it changed her work, and the life that could have been hers, and though her passing is totally not surprising at all, it doesn't lessen the sting a bit.  That part seems to be apparent for a lot of people. Here's the latest that we know about the circumstances surrounding ...

Of Course There Are Photos of Kim Kardashian’s Bachelorette Party

photo of kim and kourtney kardashian at bachelorette pool party pictures photos hot pics What else would you expect from the Kardashians, something private, low-key, and kept out of the public eye? Surely you jest! The Kardashian girls were photographed this past weekend at the party held in Kim's honor, which took place at a hotel in Las Vegas. Just judging by the photos, it seems that the Las Vegas sunshine must be quite different than that of LA or NYC or - anywhere but Seaside Heights, New Jersey - because everyone in attendance had some kind of weird, radioactive orange glo...

Mariah Carey Parties With Girlfriends in NYC

photo of mariah carey drunk partying in new york city pictures photos Well this is a rare treat, isn't it? We've hardly seen photos of Mariah Carey since she gave birth to her babies back in April, let alone photos of her cutting loose and hanging out with friends. Like, really ever. Since she and Nick Cannon were married, you've really only seen pictures of the two of them going to dinner, or going on vacation, or going off to some secret love room to make tons and tons of babies.  (I'm kidding about that last part; there are no photos documenting that kind of stuff - that I'm aware of, anyway.) Bu...

BREAKING NEWS: Amy Winehouse Found Dead in her Home

photo of amy winehouse dead dad pictures photos death pics From NPR: Amy Winehouse, the beehived soul-jazz diva whose self-destructive habits overshadowed a distinctive musical talent, was found dead Saturday in her London home, police said. She was 27. Police confirmed that a 27-year-old female was pronounced dead at the home in Camden Square northern London; the cause of death was not immediately known. London Ambulance Services said Winehouse had died before the two ambulance crews it sent arrived at the scene. Oh man. Oh damn. This has rea...