Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Let’s Take a Look at Britney Spears’ Latest Sad Eyes, Huh?

photo of britney spears crazy eyes pictures photos tour costumes pics This is a photo from one of Britney latest tour stops, and from the bridge of the nose down, she looks good. Really good. But then you let your gaze wander up, and it all kind of goes to hell from there. I'm sad for Britney - I really and truly am. I know she's doing what makes her happy, but it's apparently not enough. I wish we could go back in time and figure out where everything went so wrong, and just ...I don't know. Either make sure it happens all over again or try to avoid it at all costs. I'm feeling a little under the weather today, so I'm not really sure what end of the spectrum my mood on this is falling right now...

Morning Wood

photo of hot black and white emma stone pictures photos pics Enrique Iglesias has the smallest penis in the world. [The Superficial] Hot photos of Neville Longbottom through the years. [Lainey Gossip] 10 things you may not know about Emma Stone. [Celebuzz] Nia Long's got some mad nice boobs. [Bossip] Jennifer Lopez hooking back up with Diddy? [Starpulse] Did Brad Pitt bully Jonah Hill into losing all that weight? [Cele|bitchy] The Avengers teaser trailer. [Huff Po] Flowchart: What hobby should I pick up? [The Frisky] More photo...

Ryan Gosling Claims He Was Kicked Off the Mickey Mouse Club For Not Being Able to Sing or Dance

However? This video tells an entirely different story, and it's an ADORABLE ONE, guys. One that mustn't stay buried in the depths of YouTube any longer; one that needs to see the light of day so that we have even more fodder (even if it is in the form of cheesy 90's garb) to fuel the fire of love for Ryan Gosling. (Sorry, I know - bad.) Ryan's vocal debut comes in around the 1:30 mark. And in all honesty, this might be one of the most darling things I've ever seen. SEE WHAT YOU LOST OUT ON MICKEY MOUSE? Stupid effing ... MOUSE. /> However? This video tells an entirely different story, and it's an ADORABLE ONE, guys. One that mustn't stay buried in the depths of YouTube any longer; one that needs to see the light of day so that we have even more fodder (even if it is in the form of cheesy 90's garb) to fuel the fire of love for Ryan Gosling. (Sorry, I know - bad.) Ryan's vocal debut comes in around the 1:30 mark. And in all honesty, this might be one of the most darling things I've ever seen. SEE WHAT YOU LOST OUT ON...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot tamara mowry pictures phots The hottest photos of Ralph Fiennes. [theBerry] Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass might be better than Kim Kardashian's these days. [The Superficial] Dog sings song with owner. [INFDaily] Harrison Ford settles a feud with Chewbacca. [Starpulse] Apparently it's a big deal that Tamara Mowry married a white man. [Bossip] Is it weird to think Sean Penn's son is kind of hot? [Cele|bitchy] The Wizard of Oz prequel is supposed to be good, I guess. [LA Times] Kim Kardashian's really picky about what her guests wear to her wedding. [TMZ] Mommyrexia is a NY...

Ryan Gosling Bleaches His Whole Head for New Movie Role

photo of ryan gosling hot pictures the place beyond the pines bleached blonde photos pics Excuse me a second, I've laughed myself into such a state that I thought I was going to throw up for a second. I'm all better now, but this was a tough thing to follow Deena Cortese's bare bum, you know? My stomach was kind of on the edge there as it were. Anyway, this is Ryan Gosling's newest look for his latest film, The Place Beyond the Pines, where he plays a motorcycle-riding stuntman who turns to a life of crime to support his family. Not only do I laugh because the hair is just so, so bad (I'm not even touching the Crybaby-like tattoo - and eyeliner? Is that eyeliner...

Because I Want You to Lose Your Lunch: Jersey Shore‘s Deena Cortese and her Bum Crack

photo of jersey shore deena cortese pictures photos tight dress hot pics nudes Deena Cortese was photographed wearing something very tight and very white with a very obvious lack of panties. And all that? Wasn't even the bad part. It was when she bent over and offered us a full view of her bunghole.. That's probably the part that cuts the deepest. I know, I know. I'm going to hell for posting this. But I figured if I'm going to hell, there's probably a lot of fun people out there who are going to come with me for jumping in and viewing the uncensored version. ...

The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For: The Leaked Breaking Dawn Honeymoon Scene

Ooh man, is someone gonna get in trouble for this one. Apparently, some dude (by the sound of the hooting, anyway) snuck a camera into Comic Con and filmed a really crappy cell video of the Breaking Dawn honeymoon scene. It's almost as good quality as the sex scene you guys saw last week (that is to say, hardly any at all), but I have no doubts that the Twihards will be rubbing one out - furiously - to this clip, which is an entire three-and-a-half minutes. Can you last that long? /> Ooh man, is someone gonna get in trouble for this one. Apparently, some dude (by the sound of the hooting, anyway) snuck a camera into Comic Con and filmed a really crappy cell video of the Breaking Dawn honeymoon scene. It's almost as good quality as the sex scene you guys saw last week (that is to say, hardly any at all), but I have no doubts that the Twihards will be rubbing one out - furiously - to this clip, which is an entire three-and-a-half minutes. Can you last that long? ...

The Happy Feet 2 Trailer is Here!

Are you guys excited about this? I thought the first one was good, and I didn't even really know they were making a second, but it doesn't look nearly as good - or have nearly as good a soundtrack - as the first. I do think I hear some Robin Williams in there, though, and if that's the movie's only redeeming factor? Then I guess I'll have to see it. You know, sometime after it's out on DVD for a year or so. /> Are you guys excited about this? I thought the first one was good, and I didn't even really know they were making a second, but it doesn't look nearly as good - or have nearly as good a soundtrack - as the first. I do think I hear some Robin Williams in there, though, and if that's the movie's only redeeming factor? Then I guess I'll have to see it. You know, sometime after it's out on DVD for a year or so. ...

Morning Wood

photo of kat von d pictures photos pics Kat Von D thinks she's as special as Paris Hilton. [The Superficial] The dude that was kicked out of Comic Con for masturbating over Slave Leias. [Lainey Gossip] This idiot thought it'd be cool to try and break a four-month-old baby's arm off and eat it in front of a group of people. [Bossip] Macaroni and cheese candle? [theBerry] The Ides of March trailer. [Celebuzz] Nicolette Sheridan picks her pubes in Beverly Hills. [Starpulse] Kellan Lutz designs clothes, grinds up on a ...

Kim Kardashian Poses for a Middle Eastern Magazine

photo of kim kardashian pictures photos hot pictures middle eastern photo shoot twitter pics I know a lot (OK, most) of you guys really hate Kim Kardashian, but I'm sorry - surprisingly, it's just not in me to do it these days - I think she's grown on me. I really think she seems likable enough, even if she has done some questionable things in the past. Also? I think she's super pretty. Take this photo shoot for example. It's for some currently-undisclosed Middle Eastern-based magazine, which Kim was eager to pose for and interview with. And she pulled it off, despite the horribl...

Love It or Leave It: Lea Michele Sans Makeup

photos of lea michele no makeup hot pictures photos all natural pics Is it me, or does Lea Michele look tons better without all of the thickly-applied makeup that she normally wears? Here you can actually see her features, and it doesn't look like the first six layers of skin are going to crack and fall off with the weight of a heavy foundation should she happen to smile. Also? She looks way better without all of the dark lipstick, too. It's just not for everybody. I mean, I can't wear it either. I look like a kid playing dress up when I try, and that's nev...

Terry Richardson Made Ke$ha All Pretty and Clean-Looking

photo of ke$ha terry richardson hot pictures photos All petty snark aside, Ke$ha seriously looks gorgeous in these photos. One hundred percent beautiful - no question about it. And there's not even an innuendo of oral sex involved. That, my friends? Is a sign of true talent. That's some good picture-taking right there. You can also check out some of Terry's other stuff on his website, Terry's Diary. There are some pretty nice photos of Amy Winehouse circa 2007 that'll tug at your heartstrings if these photos of Ke$ha looking as soft as ...