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Afternoon Delight

photo rachel weisz hot dark hair pictures Scenes from the new Batman movie. [The Superficial] Al Pacino's daughter busted for DWI. [Bossip] Pamela Anderson celebrates her birthday at a dark, dark nightclub - doesn't look terribly awful. [Starpulse] Who was Emma Watson making out with at the carnival? [Celebuzz] What are the guys of Glee THINKING? [Socialite Life] Amy Winehouse's rep addresses adoption rumors. [TMZ] Could you fall in love with your best friend? [The Frisky] Kings of Leon: over? [Cele|bitchy] Hel...

The Youngest Members of the Kardashian Family Can’t Get Enough Camera Time

At least they're fully clothed this time. And not thrusting their hips all thither, thither and yon again. It's an improvement, on the whole, though I still don't fully get where they're trying to go with all of these music video parodies. And also, why not just change their damn last names to Kardashian already anyway? The first names "Kylie" and "Kendall" just beg to be followed by the surname of "Kardashian." Get on with the inevitable, ffs. /> At least they're fully clothed this time. And not thrusting their hips all thither, thither and yon again. It's an improvement, on the whole, though I still don't fully get where they're trying to go with all of these music video parodies. And also, why not just change their damn last names to Kardashian already anyway? The first names "Kylie" and "Kendall" just beg to be followed by the surname of "Kardashian." Get on with the inevitable, ffs. ...

Kirsten Dunst Gets Relevant for Elle

photo of kirsten dunst elle september 2011 magazine pictures photos interview depression talk I know it probably sounds like I don't like Kirsten, or I think she's crap or whatever, but that's not true. I actually really like Kirsten Dunst and I totally don't think she's crap at all. Did you see Jumanji? Interview With a Vampire? Elizabethtown? Those are just a few examples as to why Kirsten Dunst is just so fun and talented - and she's also spot-on with her interviews. Take this excerpt from her upcoming feature in Elle UK's September issue. On wanting the wrong guys in life: “We all ...

Quotables: Iman Dishes on David Bowie

photo of david bowie and wife iman pictures photos pics "I am married to David Jones. David Bowie and David Jones are two totally different people. I did not want to get involved with a rock star. No way. It is not a sane thing to do but David changed my mind. He wooed me. ... I remember once the laces on my trainers came undone and David was down on his knees in the middle of the street tying them for me. I thought to myself, 'This one's a keeper.' He's not an enigma at home!" So, alright. Are we all in agreement around here that David Bowie i...

Morning Wood

photo of hot kellan lutz bulge penis photos pictures huge dick pics Has Kate Bosworth moved on already? [Lainey Gossip] Lindsay, Paris and Nicky went on a bender and there's EVEN MORE PHOTOS SUPPORTING IT. [The Superficial] Fantasia is pregnant with a baby from that dude she went to court over not sleeping with. [Bossip] Jessica Alba rocks the hell out of pregnancy. [Starpulse] What women can belch like a man? [LA Times] The new Tron trailer: does it blow? [Pajiba] Justin Bieber goes swimming in his boxers, hilarity ensues. [INFDaily] Ryan Phil...

Britney Spears Niece Has Been Infected by the Fame Bug

Remember little Maddie Spears? The baby who allowed Jamie Lynn Spears to put a stop to her fledgling career? Well she's stepping out herself, into the spotlight, and into people's hearts nationwide. I guess. Some people are saying "Mah god, will these Spears women never learn their lessons?" and others are saying "Aww, how cute." And those cheers in the background after little Maddie sings her ditty? The loudest one is definitely that of Lynn Spears. You can practically hear the dollar signs in her eyes. /> Remember little Maddie Spears? The baby who allowed Jamie Lynn Spears to put a stop to her fledgling career? Well she's stepping out herself, into the spotlight, and into people's hearts nationwide. I guess. Some people are saying "Mah god, will these Spears women never learn their lessons?" and others are saying "Aww, how cute." And those cheers in the background after little Maddie sings her ditty? The loudest one is definitely that of Lynn Spears. You can practically hear the dollar signs in her eyes. ...

Selena Gomez Eats Nachos Poolside, Examines Her Boobs as They Fall Out of Her Bikini Top

photo of selena gomez boobs nipslip nipples pictures photos pool eating nachos pics Isn't this what we all do at the pool, ladies? Consume *bad, bad food and check out our areolas? I know that's what I do when I spend the day swimming. But maybe we're wrong about the boob-checking thing - maybe she's just looking for lost chip fragments. I know those bitches are sharp when you roll over on them, and she's probably just saving herself the pain and embarrassment of waking up after her sun nap with crunched-up, half-eaten tortillas all over her chest. *I don't see the na...

Love It or Leave It: Hilary Duff’s Swamp Thing Swimsuit

photo of hot fat thin hilary duff in a bathing suit swimsuit pictures photos pics "Why would you say that, Sarah?" Isn't that what you're thinking? You're thinking about Hilary Duff and her perfectly lovely figure wearing what appears to be a perfectly lovely, non-descript black swimsuit whilst lounging by the pool in the hot summer sun without any room for criticisms, aren't you? Well, you're half right - Hilary Duff does have a perfectly lovely figure and the suit is a perfectly lovely suit - from the FRONT. (I guess that'd make you three-quarters right, but I have always, alwa...

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Were Partying Together Last Night

photo of lindsay lohan 2011 drunk pictures photos Can I tell you guys something that's just going to blow your mind? Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have a total of seven mugshots between the two of them. Isn't that just unfathomable? I had a whole slew of presumably witty things to say about this entire ordeal, but the fact of seven mugshots between two of the trashiest women in Hollywood - hanging out together! Embracing! Merrily consuming libations! - has got me so thrown that I don't even know what to say. The combined powers of Linds...

Quotables: Kat Von D Makes Me Saddish

photo of jesse james and kat von d pictures photos "He had a rough childhood, so to see what he's become from there, it's amazing. That's why I wanted the picture of him as a child, to capture that certain innocence. It was good having him beside me while we finished. The tattoo is a way of him recognizing somebody loves him." Kat Von D, on the topic of her most recent tattoo - a rendering of her ex-boyfriend's face as a child. I mean, I'm not going to touch the "[amazing] to see what he's become from there part," because I don't want to tu...

We Have Photos of The Rise of the Planet of the Apes

photo of tom felton and rupert grint at the rise of the planet of the apes pics Don't let the title mislead you: I'm not a fan of the original movies. Really, the only reason I'm putting these here photos up onto the site is because there were a lot of fun people in attendance, like Rupert Grint, Tom Felton ... and Rupert Grint. There were a few others there, too, but none more important than those of the Harry Potter franchise. Ooh, wait - John Lithgow was there, too and I just adore me some John Lithgow. Can anyone else look at him without thinking about the gre...

Selena Gomez’s Stage Costumes are SIZZLIN’

photo of hot selena gomez pictures photos concert costumes pics Yup, so this is what the Selena Gomez who is totally not sleeping with the underage Justin Bieber is wearing for her latest concert. Last night, Selena kicked off her US tour in Boca Raton, Florida, and debuted some skimpy, heading for Rihanna territory-type costumery (please and thank you). Also. I need you guys to be totally candid with me: is this girl even really all that talented, or do people just go see her because she's Justin Bieber's girlfriend? And if the latter is the case, what...