Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Know You Were All Just Dying to See a Post on the 2011 Kids’ Choice Awards

photo of justin bieber and selena gomez pictures photos I know this particular show doesn't really reflect the "normal" person's points of view and tastes, but it's a start into understanding the minds of teenagers. Which is scary. And, um, scary. THIS IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA, FRIENDS. HOLD ONTO YOUR ASSES. The list: TELEVISION Choice TV Show: Drama Gossip Girl Choice TV Actor: Drama Penn Badgley, Gossip Girl Choice TV Actress: Drama Blake Lively, Gossip Girl Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi The Vampire Diaries Choice TV Ac...

Lea Michele is Dumped from Funny Girl

photo of lea michele pictures photos funny girl barbara streisand pics Remember those Barbara Streisand comparisons that Lea Michele just loved getting so much? Well it looks like those days are over. Michele, who was being considered for the lead role in a Broadway production of Funny Girl, has lost the role to fellow actress Lauren Ambrose. Also, Funny Girl, if you'll remember, was the Broadway play that made Barbara Streisand an international star back when it debuted in the sixties. Still trying to be gracious, though, Lea says: "Honestly, I'm a huge fan of Lauren's and I can't wa...

Morning Wood

photo of colin farrell pictures photos Lady Gaga loves houndstooth. [The Superficial] More rumors that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are reconciling. [Lainey Gossip] Why we "should" forgive Arnold Schwarzenegger. [Starpulse] Marking Lucille Ball's 100th birthday with a contest. [LA Times] Nicole Kidman looking hot as a busty blonde. [Pajiba] Kate Hudson sans makeup and holy cow. [INFDaily] Who was sued for getting a facelift? [Amy Grindhouse] Redmond O'Neill going through withdrawal in jail. [ICYDK] Wine is a natural sunscreen? [The Frisky] Worst-dressed celebrities at the 2011 Kids' Choice Awards. [Socialite Life] Kelly Rowland and Beyonce's ...

You Know Who Should Eat More? ANGELINA JOLIE.

photo of angelina jolie skinny anorexic before and after photos pics Now before all the weight-weirdos get all bent out of shape because I'm not "accepting" Angelina just the way she is, let it be said that I'm not insinuating that sweet old Angelina here looks bad - at all. I'm merely saying that she's looked better in the past when she had a little bit more meat on her bones. I know she's naturally on the slender side, but it wouldn't hurt to change it up for this year, you know? I still think she's one of the most beautiful women to ever exist in the his...

Love It or Leave It: Rihanna Uses Bob Marley to Cover Her Privates

photo of rihanna hot bathing suit bob marley in barbados drinking a beer pictures photos Here's some photos of Rihanna rocking some really nice hair for once, and looking gorgeous. Say what you want about Rihanna, but you cannot deny that she truly is one beautiful girl. She might have questionable talent, bad taste in men, and in fashion overall, but you can't take those blazing good looks away from her one bit. So yeah. The whole "love it or leave it" part. That suit. It ... I don't know. It kind of speaks for itself, I guess. It's Bob Marley. Bob Marley, whose neck is perfectly ali...

David Beckham Continues to Melt Hearts With Baby

photo of black and white david beckham with baby pictures photos Can you believe this? Like, seriously. Could this baby be any cuter? I know a lot of you probably thought I was going to be all swoony over David Beckham and not the baby, but that's solely my husband's department - not mine. See, my old man's got one of those hetero-crushes on David Beckham, and if he were to see this photo of his soccer idol and style icon holding a positively adorable child? Man. Talk about living vicariously. I suppose I've got a lot to live up to during this, my second pregna...

Let’s Guess Who George Clooney is Dating Now, Shall We?

photo of george clooney pictures photos hot old pics You know who's really starting to get on my nerves? This ^^ guy. Seriously. And it's not even because he's rich and successful and famous and an admired humanitarian and everyone admires him and blah blah blah blah blah. It's not even because he can clearly get any woman (or, ahem, girl) he wants - it's that he thinks he can get any get any woman he wants. And it shows in the way that he's got positively no discerning eye when it comes to serial dating. As if he'll pretty much date anyone inte...

How Do We Feel About Cameron Diaz Sans Fards?

photo of cameron diaz at lax no makeup pictures photos pics And "sans fards" is a fancy-pants French saying for "without makeup," not "without farts" like some of you might think it means. And WHO SAYS you can't get some good worldliness from visiting celebrity gossip rags online? Keep hanging out with us here and you'll eventually be culture vultures. Anyway, this is Cameron Diaz arriving at LAX earlier this week. I know a lot of you would probably expect me to rip her appearance just based on the fact that she's Cameron Diaz, and not one of my fav...

Here’s Some More Incentive to Watch This Season’s Two and a Half Men Even Though It’s Probably Going to Suck Major … Suck

photo of two and a half men set charlie harper funeral pics What's a suitable replacement, in the eyes of CBS, for airing Charlie Sheen's real funeral? Airing a pretend funeral for Charlie Sheen's same-name character on Two and a Half Men. What I wonder, though, is whether or not the producers are going to make this a somber event, or if there's going to be some fun-poking at the dead guy. I suppose it all boils down to the respect CBS has for its former employee (lol). I mean, they're already killing him off - would it be adding insult to injury for, like, his co-star "brother" to be cracking jokes ...

Afternoon Delight

pictures of sarah michelle gellar photos hot pics Rihanna in a bikini in Barbados - with (finally!) some good hair. [The Superficial] Are Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson reconciling? [Lainey Gossip] Did Carlton from Fresh Prince get involved in a barbershop fight? [Bossip] Miranda Kerr has "toothpick" legs. [Starpulse] Sixteen-year-old bride Courtney Stodden admires Dina Lohan. [Cele|bitchy] What celebrities feel inferior next to Taylor Lautner? [Huff Po] Kelly Osbourne thinks Kate Middleton's an ass. [The Frisky] ...

Love It or Leave It: Anna Lynne McCord Goes Trucker-Chic

photo of hot anna lynne mccord trucker hat green tank top pictures CW photos I know we don't really talk a whole lot about Anna Lynne McCord in these parts, half because we don't watch 90210 and half because girlfriend just isn't all that interesting, but I positively had to touch upon what she wore to a recent CW party. The hat was probably pretty edgy back in, you know, 2001 and the rest of the outfit looks like it came from the bargain bin at a thrift shop (and don't get me wrong: I love, love thrift shops; it's just that this particular bargain bin must have accidentally had all of Walm...

How Do We Feel About Justin Bieber Rapping … With Chris Brown?

Why yes, I this song does suck, and before you ask, yes, I am biased! Combining two of my most-maligned celebrities into a musical genre that I just don't get and what do you have? A recipe for disaster, if you ask me. Plus. Justin Bieber refers to himself as "Shawty Mane," and if that doesn't completely turn you off from this song, than I fear that you're so far gone that there's just no help for you. At least not here, anyway. What do you guys think of the song? Moreover, do you like Justin Bieber as "Shawty Mane"? /> Why yes, I this song does suck, and before you ask, yes, I am biased! Combining two of my most-maligned celebrities into a musical genre that I just don't get and what do you have? A recipe for disaster, if you ask me. Plus. Justin Bieber refers to himself as "Shawty Mane," and if that doesn't completely turn you off from this song, than I fear that you're so far gone that there's just no help for you. At least not here, anyway. What do you guys think of the song? Moreover, do you ...