Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tara Reid Got Engaged and Married All in the Same Day

photo of tara reid and boyfriend husband fiance pics Wow, between this and the new American Pie movie, I guess it's going to be TARA REID'S YEAR. I know there's only a few months left in 2011 (frigging scary as that is), but girlfriend's going to do it up right. So Tara Reid's boyfriend (who I didn't even know existed and who obviously likes fake appendages, recovering alcoholics, and women who suffer lifelong consequences from bad decisions), apparently popped the question this past weekend on a holiday in Greece. Tara was not only so excited that she sa...

Morning Wood

photo of eva longoria hot pictures photos The worst photo of Kim Kardashian that you'll ever see. [The Superficial] If Bridget Jones dies in the newest movie, I will burn all of my Helen Fielding books, I swear. [Lainey Gossip] Jay Z verbally jacks his wife off. [Bossip] Halle Berry's boobs celebrated her forty-fifth birthday. [Starpulse] The top 10 most unsexy sexy songs. [theBERRY] The Zombie 108 trailer. It's creepy. [Pajiba] Kate Hudson shows first photo of baby on Twitter. [INFDaily] An ode to vibrators on film. ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot brooke hogan pictures photos Brooke Hogan naked in a cage. [The Superficial] Bridget Jones 3 is a go - Colin Firth confirms new details. [Cele|bitchy] Bar Refaeli's boobs in mud. [Starpulse] So guess who's NOT getting divorced? [TMZ] 10 teams with the best odds to make it to the Superbowl. [Bossip] Top 10 most eco-friendly celebrities. [Socialite Life] Bert and Ernie are NOT GAY. [The Blemish] Inappropriate photo time with the young Jenner girls. [theBERRY] Catherine Zeta-Jones looking smoking hot on new movie set. [Caught on Set] More Kelly Rowland nipslips. [Popbytes] Jani Lane of Warrant dies....

Stars Without Makeup: Ciara Walks Her Dog

photo of ciara no makeup pictures photos hot pics I know we don't talk a whole lot about Ciara over here, and it's not because she's like a less-relevant version of Rihanna (OK, I guess it is a little bit). But girlfriend is definitely relevant today, and she gets the award for "One of the hottest celebrities without makeup." Also, the only other reason we don't talk a whole lot about Ciara is because she gives really crappy nipslips. Someone needs to school this girl on the art of nipple-baring. Still, she looks good all fresh-faced, doesn't...

Quotables: Corey Feldman Says Hollywood is “Filled With Pedophiles”

photo of corey feldman funny hat pictures photos "The number one problem in Hollywood was, is and always will be pedophilia. It’s all done under the radar… But it’s the big secret. I was surrounded by [pedophiles] when I was 14 years old. … Didn’t even know it. It wasn’t until I was old enough to realize what they were and what they wanted … till I went, Oh, my God. They were everywhere." Ew, wait, what? I mean, what? Corey Feldman speaks out in a recent interview with Us Weekly, where he discusses his childhood and who...

Because I Know Some of You Love Her, Here’s Some Photos of Khloe Kardashian Doing a Make-A-Wish Thing

photo of khloe kardashian make a wish event pictures photos Khloe Kardashian has a seriously huge heart. Here, she's photographed with a young girl who's been struck with cystic fibrosis. Turns out, for her wish, all the young girl wanted was to have dinner with her biggest celebrity hetero-crush, and dine the night away they did indeed. Isn't it so nice that Khloe can use her massive star power to come out looking like the biggest and best Kardashian of them all? If I were to choose a Kardashian to befriend, Khloe would stick out like a sore thumb....

Morning Wood

photo of hot gwyneth paltrow robe nude sitting pictures photos Lipstick on a pig indeed. [The Superficial] Olivia Wilde's boobs. Enough said. [Lainey Gossip] Casey Anthony is the most hated person in America. [Bossip] Have you heard the new super-group featuring Mick Jagger yet? [Starpulse] Paula Abdul is sweet, but completely delusional. [Cele|bitchy] Rose McGowan on being raised by drag queens. [Huff Po] Hot celebrities flippin' the bird. [The Frisky] Kanye falls down on stage. [Bossip] Someone turned Kate Hudson into Jessica Simpson. [Yeeeah] Did J Woww spend the summer getting tens of thousands of dollars' worth of plastic surgery? [Rumor Fix] ...

Kristen Stewart Poses for W Magazine, Completely Kills It

photo of kristen stewart 2011 w magazine pictures photo shoot pics You know, I really love this interview. And as a matter of fact, I really love this girl. Seriously. I know some of you have some major problems with her because she's "ugh, Bella Swan from Twilight," but whatever. You like what you like, am I right? Also, the photos. I love these photos. She looks like a 60s ... I don't know, like princess or something. She looks amazing, and I really hope her career continues to take off after all of the Stephenie Meyer stuff fades away, because this is one g...

Britney Spears Looks Amazing for New VMA Promo

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Wanna know how I know Britney Spears' career is on the mend? Because I can remember when even Photoshop and good camera angles couldn't even make her look good. This, in itself, is evidence that while Britney may never quite arrive again, she's certainly, and perpetually, on her way. The 2011 VMAs are on Sunday, August 28th at 9/8c. />Get More: 2011 VMA, Music Wanna know how I know Britney Spears' career is on the mend? Because I can remember when even Photoshop and good camera angles couldn't even make her look good. This, in itself, is evidence that while Britney may never quite arrive again, she's certainly, and perpetually, on her way. The 2011 VMAs are on Sunday, August 28th at 9/8c. ...

Love It or Leave It: Dianna Agron’s Pink Hair

photo of glee's dianna agron with pink hair pictures photos before and after nose pics OK, so I absolutely hate the hair - it looks dirty and you can tell by the way it blows in the breeze that going this pink totally ruined most of her hair, but the dress? I am definitely kind of loving. Redeeming factor! Also, since I'm being kind of picky on Dianna today, that new nose doesn't really do her a whole lot of justice. Seriously, I saw a picture of her a few days ago and I had a hard time figuring out who she was (not that I had an easy time pre-nose job separating her from the...

Sarah Palin’s Alright and Stuff, But I Have No Idea What She Means When She Talks

photo of hot sarah palin pictures photos hot politicians pics By "alright and stuff," I mean "she hasn't blown up any small countries" and "she's never been charged with domestic abuse." That kind of alright, you know? I'm not saying, like, I want to be her friend or anything, so to those who really, really despise her: please don't get your panties in a wad. Palin's latest comment with regard to President Obama's debt talks confuses me. Here: "I'm excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried Twinkie...

Love It or Leave It: Break Out the “I Love Jennifer Love Hewitt” Balloons

photo of hot jennifer love hewitt hot pictures It's high time for a revival, I think, don't you? It's been ten or more years (or more; I don't know), but Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in the news on Evil Beet probably more times in the last year than she has in the last ten. Also? Remember that Lifetime movie she did a while back, The Client List? Well as it turns out, people love this thing so much, they're turning it into a sitcom. A sitcom. This is what girlfriend wore to the InStyle 10th Annual Summer Soiree and she is looking ah...