And she's positively glowing with giddiness and happiness. This, seriously, makes me so happy for her. The early few weeks of pregnancy are always so blissful; you break into alternating tears of joy and tears of apprehension, your family showers you with adoring glances, you feel that special glow down in your loins, and nothing - nothing - beats it.
But just you wait, Hilary Duff. Wait 'til the morning sickness settles in and you can't eat anything but Cheez-Its and whole milk. For days at a...
You probably didn't realize it, but we here at Evil Beet (I think "we," though it could just be "me" I suppose) have a really, really big hard on for Jennifer Love Hewitt. So much so that she's gotten a lot of her own posts lately, just highlighting her very hotness.
This particular post? Well, it's really no different than all of the other JLH-love posts that we've had in previous weeks.
Nope. It's actually no different at all.
Let's just look at the pretty pictures, shall we...
"... I still refuse to use silicone, Botox or other of those gimmicks ... [It's] pure vanity. But a breast correction after breast feeding — why not? There's actually nothing else to restore the original condition, isn't there?"
So what Gwynnie's telling you guys is that it's OK if you want some shady doctor to slice your bewbs open like filet of chicken and stuff extra-tough water balloons in the bloody, gaping hole that's left, but it's vanity - total vanity, bitches - to have a needle ...
Wait, no, THIS is the guy Tara Reid married. [The Superficial]
What Real Housewives star committed suicide? [TMZ]
Best celebrity smiles. [Starpulse]
Ryan Gosling and his dog on a talk show. [Lainey Gossip]
Next Pixar movie? [LA Times]
Gossip Girl blooper reel. [Socialite Life]
Is Jennifer Aniston joining the cast of a soap opera? [Rumor Fix]
More photos of a topless Heidi Klum in all her glory (?). [Yeeeah]
Jean Claude Van Damme versus the aliens. [Pajiba]
Courtney Stodden's Twitter is DISTURBING. [Amy Grindhouse]
Salma Hayek tells us exactly what procedures she's had done to he...
I mean, this kid looks too young even for Madonna's daughter, Lourdes, and she's only going to be fifteen this year.
Her latest boyfriend, Zaibat, which, if said with the right accent, sounds like "jail bait." (And yes, I sat here for fifteen minutes just trying out different accents to make it work.) And they've been together, happily, since before Thanksgiving of last year. This is the one, guys. She's really going to make it work this time 'round.
Well, anyway, today is girlfriend's da...
Because seriously, SERIOUSLY: I would. Ever since Clueless (which debuted in 1995 - Courtney Stodden was a year old), Paul Rudd has been one of the hottest things going for me. Remember him in Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers? What's that? You stopped watching the Halloween movies back in '78? Well that's just too bad for you. You're missing out, you silly ass. He was so hot in that movie, too.
Anyway, Paul's in a new movie called Our Idiot Brother, and did an interview with Redbook where he discussed bein...
Lookee, it's Miley Cyrus and she looks ... well, pretty dang good. She looks clean, there's nary a trace of skanky, black PVC-and-leather studded bustier in sight, and she's not nearly as bloated-looking. Someone's either laid off the salts, or, you know, just the booze. While I adore the dress and the fresh-facedness, however, the hair is just not doing it for me. I don't know if it's the cut, or if it's the color, but something's not sitting right and something's got to be done about it.
What color should Miley ...
Guess who's just now losing her show? Yeah. That'd be Kate Gosselin. After however-many-years of being a reality TV staple, enduring the rigors of a "loser husband" (who has nothing but my utmost sympathies lately), show changes, Dancing With the Stars, Sarah Palin, bad, bad fashion, and loads of money that was, embarrassingly, blown on hair extensions, Kate Gosselin's run is over.
From People:
"TLC has decided not to renew another season of Kate Plus 8," a network rep told PEOPLE in a statement. "By the end of this season Kate Plus 8 will have hit the 150 episode mark (including Jon &am...
Brooke Hogan may or may not be banging her dad. [The Superficial]
Is there something wrong with Drake? [Bossip]
Patrick Schwarzenegger goes topless. [Starpulse]
More amazing Photoshopping. See? Everyone can look like Angelina Jolie today. [theBERRY]
Is David Beckham packing on the pounds? [Socialite Life]
Chaz Bono has a sweet beard. [TMZ]
Stars who should go back to school. [The Frisky]
Selena Gomez calls Justin Bieber a "kid," "kid" presumably cries. [Cele|bitchy]
Angelina and all of her rubber-faced kids. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Well hello Patti Smith. [Huf...
"I think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn’t want them either, so it worked out well. ... I’ve never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn’t mean for me to have kids, so that everybody else’s children could be mine. But if I had had them, I think I’d have been a devoted mother. My songs are like my children – I expect them to support me when I’m old!"
Dolly Parton, even though she claims to dress to pl...
This is the second trailer released in the past few weeks for the new Footloose reboot, and if you weren't completely convinced by the first trailer that this movie was going to blow goats, this should really do you in for the day.
First, I didn't really realize just how many explosions I must have missed during the original film. Also? My massive respect for Dennis Quaid, who'd only recently made amends with The Day After Tomorrow, has waned. Do we really want to go back to doing stuff like Spongebob Squarepants and Dinner With Friends, Dennis? Do we? />
This is the second trailer released in the past few weeks for the new Footloose reboot, and if you weren't completely convinced by the first trailer that this movie was going to blow goats, this should really do you in for the day.
First, I didn't really realize just how many explosions I must have missed during the original film. Also? My massive respect for Dennis Quaid, who'd only recently made amends with The Day After Tomorrow, has waned. Do we really want to go back to doing stuff...
Ever wonder what Heidi Klum looked like without her bikini top on, not, you know, covered in chocolate?
Well, friends, by stumbling along our site today, you've apparently found yourself in luck. Heidi girl went and aired the girls out while on vacation this past weekend, and we've got an exclusive photo.
Jump in for the -obviously- NSFW photo of Heidi Klum's seals:
Read More...
And she's positively glowing with giddiness and happiness. This, seriously, makes me so happy for her. The early few weeks of pregnancy are always so blissful; you break into alternating tears of joy and tears of apprehension, your family showers you with adoring glances, you feel that special glow down in your loins, and nothing - nothing - beats it.
But just you wait, Hilary Duff. Wait 'til the morning sickness settles in and you can't eat anything but Cheez-Its and whole milk. For days at a...
You probably didn't realize it, but we here at Evil Beet (I think "we," though it could just be "me" I suppose) have a really, really big hard on for Jennifer Love Hewitt. So much so that she's gotten a lot of her own posts lately, just highlighting her very hotness.
This particular post? Well, it's really no different than all of the other JLH-love posts that we've had in previous weeks.
Nope. It's actually no different at all.
Let's just look at the pretty pictures, shall we...
"... I still refuse to use silicone, Botox or other of those gimmicks ... [It's] pure vanity. But a breast correction after breast feeding — why not? There's actually nothing else to restore the original condition, isn't there?"
So what Gwynnie's telling you guys is that it's OK if you want some shady doctor to slice your bewbs open like filet of chicken and stuff extra-tough water balloons in the bloody, gaping hole that's left, but it's vanity - total vanity, bitches - to have a needle ...
Wait, no, THIS is the guy Tara Reid married. [The Superficial]
What Real Housewives star committed suicide? [TMZ]
Best celebrity smiles. [Starpulse]
Ryan Gosling and his dog on a talk show. [Lainey Gossip]
Next Pixar movie? [LA Times]
Gossip Girl blooper reel. [Socialite Life]
Is Jennifer Aniston joining the cast of a soap opera? [Rumor Fix]
More photos of a topless Heidi Klum in all her glory (?). [Yeeeah]
Jean Claude Van Damme versus the aliens. [Pajiba]
Courtney Stodden's Twitter is DISTURBING. [Amy Grindhouse]
Salma Hayek tells us exactly what procedures she's had done to he...
I mean, this kid looks too young even for Madonna's daughter, Lourdes, and she's only going to be fifteen this year.
Her latest boyfriend, Zaibat, which, if said with the right accent, sounds like "jail bait." (And yes, I sat here for fifteen minutes just trying out different accents to make it work.) And they've been together, happily, since before Thanksgiving of last year. This is the one, guys. She's really going to make it work this time 'round.
Well, anyway, today is girlfriend's da...
Because seriously, SERIOUSLY: I would. Ever since Clueless (which debuted in 1995 - Courtney Stodden was a year old), Paul Rudd has been one of the hottest things going for me. Remember him in Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers? What's that? You stopped watching the Halloween movies back in '78? Well that's just too bad for you. You're missing out, you silly ass. He was so hot in that movie, too.
Anyway, Paul's in a new movie called Our Idiot Brother, and did an interview with Redbook where he discussed bein...
Lookee, it's Miley Cyrus and she looks ... well, pretty dang good. She looks clean, there's nary a trace of skanky, black PVC-and-leather studded bustier in sight, and she's not nearly as bloated-looking. Someone's either laid off the salts, or, you know, just the booze. While I adore the dress and the fresh-facedness, however, the hair is just not doing it for me. I don't know if it's the cut, or if it's the color, but something's not sitting right and something's got to be done about it.
What color should Miley ...
Guess who's just now losing her show? Yeah. That'd be Kate Gosselin. After however-many-years of being a reality TV staple, enduring the rigors of a "loser husband" (who has nothing but my utmost sympathies lately), show changes, Dancing With the Stars, Sarah Palin, bad, bad fashion, and loads of money that was, embarrassingly, blown on hair extensions, Kate Gosselin's run is over.
From People:
"TLC has decided not to renew another season of Kate Plus 8," a network rep told PEOPLE in a statement. "By the end of this season Kate Plus 8 will have hit the 150 episode mark (including Jon &am...
Brooke Hogan may or may not be banging her dad. [The Superficial]
Is there something wrong with Drake? [Bossip]
Patrick Schwarzenegger goes topless. [Starpulse]
More amazing Photoshopping. See? Everyone can look like Angelina Jolie today. [theBERRY]
Is David Beckham packing on the pounds? [Socialite Life]
Chaz Bono has a sweet beard. [TMZ]
Stars who should go back to school. [The Frisky]
Selena Gomez calls Justin Bieber a "kid," "kid" presumably cries. [Cele|bitchy]
Angelina and all of her rubber-faced kids. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Well hello Patti Smith. [Huf...
"I think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn’t want them either, so it worked out well. ... I’ve never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn’t mean for me to have kids, so that everybody else’s children could be mine. But if I had had them, I think I’d have been a devoted mother. My songs are like my children – I expect them to support me when I’m old!"
Dolly Parton, even though she claims to dress to pl...
Ever wonder what Heidi Klum looked like without her bikini top on, not, you know, covered in chocolate?
Well, friends, by stumbling along our site today, you've apparently found yourself in luck. Heidi girl went and aired the girls out while on vacation this past weekend, and we've got an exclusive photo.
Jump in for the -obviously- NSFW photo of Heidi Klum's seals:
Read More...