Q: What does dejection, depression, and desperation look like when it's all wrapped in one tight little tweaked-out package?
A: A fake blonde badly in need of extension maintenance who has plastic tatas, jacked arms, and parenthood regrets. Who also wears yellow and black minidresses while walking around Pennsylvania getting her many kids' hair cut.
Alas, this is the end of Kate Gosselin. No, really, I really think this is the end of Kate Gosselin. She had her run and now she's done, dragging her tail behind her. Unless someone offers this bitch a seat on T...
See, Lindsay - this is how you do Marilyn Monroe, not with cracked-out kissy-faces, nudity and heavy-lidded drunk eyes.
Some of you guys might remember that Michelle Williams will be playing the role of Marilyn Monroe in upcoming movie, My Week With Marilyn, which is set to come out later this year. Other notable characters in the film include Emma Watson, Julia Ormond, Dominic Cooper, and Judi Dench.
Doesn't she look just amazing?...
In a word? I'm thinking "yes" sums it up rather nicely. Not saying that it'd be inappropriate or anything, as they find a reason to make a movie about every damned thing these days including, but not limited to, snake infestations on closed air crafts, but I think that Amy's ashes have barely settled to wherever they'd been sprinkled and she's still just barely at rest. I mean, give the girl a chance, jeez.
Now Fox News states that there's rumblings about a film in the making, and peopl...
I don't know about you all, but for me, the Breaking Dawn anticipation is growing. I just recently read all of the books for the first time, so it's not like there's going to be any real surprises in the latest franchise installment, but I'm excited nonetheless. Not, you know, as excited as this girl, but filled with a mild anticipatory glee regardless.
These are the latest "leaks" from the upcoming Twilight movie. AND KRISTEN STEWART'S SHORTS ARE SOOOOO SHORT. But she looks happy, and ...
I CANNOT UNSEE THIS. Click at your own risk. [The Superficial]
Annette Bening and Kristen Wiig? [Lainey Gossip]
Hot, leather-clad celebrities. [Bossip]
A history of Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriends. [Starpulse]
What new-ish celebrity couple is house-shopping together? [Cele|bitchy]
Does Anne Hathaway have some sort of weird eating disorder? [Huff Po]
Apparently there's a commemorative 9/11 handbag. WTF. [The Frisky]
Al-Qaeda targets David Letterman (no, seriously). [Bossip]
Tyra Banks has a full-on mustache. [Yeeeah]
Is Sex and the City coming back on air? [theBERRY]
...
How funny is that? I mean, seriously? Don't tell me someone's not a closet Harry Potter fan.
I also do so love smart British thrillers. They're generally done far better than American crime thrillers, which have an amazing excess of explosions, vulgarity, and obvious plot twists. I mean, if anyone knows class, it's Voldemort, you know.
Additionally, Bill Nighy is in this movie, and if that doesn't convince you that it's probably a good idea to check it out, then you're probably dead to me anyway. />
How funny is that? I mean, seriously? Don't tell me someone's not a closet Harry Potter fan.
I also do so love smart British thrillers. They're generally done far better than American crime thrillers, which have an amazing excess of explosions, vulgarity, and obvious plot twists. I mean, if anyone knows class, it's Voldemort, you know.
Additionally, Bill Nighy is in this movie, and if that doesn't convince you that it's probably a good idea to check it out, then you're probably dead t...
I figured today would be as good a day as any to visit Kim through the years, and take one last glimpse of her while she's still a hard-bopping, social singleton. Will you be tuning in to the crazy, worldwide coverage of girlfriend's wedding?
Also. How long do you think these guys are going to stick with this whole marriage bit? Khloe and Lamar have surprised me, staying together as long as they have (but good on those two crazy-asses, sure), and I really think it's only a matter of time ...
So I'm going to say - I absolutely love the 40s jazz-bop vibe going on in these videos, and I'd be pretty pleased to see Gaga take up this cross and bear it for awhile, instead of knocking off Madonna again and again and again and again. I just might grow to like this girl if she could keep up all the jazziness and stick a padlock on her mouth for the next, I don't know, decade or so. Then we might be getting somewhere. For now, just enjoy the videos. There're a few more after the jump.
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So I'm going to say - I absolutely love the 40s jazz-bop vibe going on in these videos, and I'd be pretty pleased to see Gaga take up this cross and bear it for awhile, instead of knocking off Madonna again and again and again and again. I just might grow to like this girl if she could keep up all the jazziness and stick a padlock on her mouth for the next, I don't know, decade or so. Then we might be getting somewhere. For now, just enjoy the videos....
Jeremy Piven wants a new movie career. [Starpulse]
Gwyneth Paltrow saved lives on 9/11, now, apparently, too. [The Superficial]
Kate Upton has a new denim line, but all I see is boobs. [theBERRY]
What did Piers Morgan do to make Christine O'Donnell walk off stage? [Bossip]
Tara Reid tweets photos of herself wasted on her honeymoon. So much for rehab. [Cele|bitchy]
Spy Kids 4! [LA Times]
Is that a baby bump, Nicky Hilton? [Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga surfing > Lindsay Lohan surf...
And frankly, she's looking great. Megs was photographed on the set of her latest movie, This is Forty. This is Forty follows a group consisting of my latest dude, Paul Rudd, John Lithgow, Melissa McCarthy, Jason Segel, and Leslie Mann. That's all we really know about it. That, and it's being directed by Judd Apatow and it's probably some kind of Knocked Up spin-off. Sounds like a good crew, especially John Lithgow. I just love that guy, don't you?
Anyway, Megan looks good. Seriously good....
I am just as pleased as pie at the way that Harry Potter is turning out. Finishing the most amazing film series ever captured on, um, film; first movie off the bat is a super creepy-looking horror flick featuring haunted toys; growing up and realizing that alcohol isn't the way, man, and now he's toting around a perfectly lovely young lady as his girlfriend.
He's allegedly been dating the girl since the earlier part of the year, but these are the first photos (well, the first photos that...
If this girl gets any more gorgeous, I just don't know what I'm going to do with myself. I wasn't a Nirvana fan growing up, and the mere thought of Courtney Love makes me want to throw up in my mouth COMPLETELY, so to begin deeply admiring the offspring of the grossest woman in Hollywood and the man that she probably murdered sort of freaks me out a little bit.
These photos are the most recent that've emerged of Frances doing some kind of modeling shoot. And once again, I'm totally taken a...
Q: What does dejection, depression, and desperation look like when it's all wrapped in one tight little tweaked-out package?
A: A fake blonde badly in need of extension maintenance who has plastic tatas, jacked arms, and parenthood regrets. Who also wears yellow and black minidresses while walking around Pennsylvania getting her many kids' hair cut.
Alas, this is the end of Kate Gosselin. No, really, I really think this is the end of Kate Gosselin. She had her run and now she's done, dragging her tail behind her. Unless someone offers this bitch a seat on T...
See, Lindsay - this is how you do Marilyn Monroe, not with cracked-out kissy-faces, nudity and heavy-lidded drunk eyes.
Some of you guys might remember that Michelle Williams will be playing the role of Marilyn Monroe in upcoming movie, My Week With Marilyn, which is set to come out later this year. Other notable characters in the film include Emma Watson, Julia Ormond, Dominic Cooper, and Judi Dench.
Doesn't she look just amazing?...
In a word? I'm thinking "yes" sums it up rather nicely. Not saying that it'd be inappropriate or anything, as they find a reason to make a movie about every damned thing these days including, but not limited to, snake infestations on closed air crafts, but I think that Amy's ashes have barely settled to wherever they'd been sprinkled and she's still just barely at rest. I mean, give the girl a chance, jeez.
Now Fox News states that there's rumblings about a film in the making, and peopl...
I don't know about you all, but for me, the Breaking Dawn anticipation is growing. I just recently read all of the books for the first time, so it's not like there's going to be any real surprises in the latest franchise installment, but I'm excited nonetheless. Not, you know, as excited as this girl, but filled with a mild anticipatory glee regardless.
These are the latest "leaks" from the upcoming Twilight movie. AND KRISTEN STEWART'S SHORTS ARE SOOOOO SHORT. But she looks happy, and ...
I CANNOT UNSEE THIS. Click at your own risk. [The Superficial]
Annette Bening and Kristen Wiig? [Lainey Gossip]
Hot, leather-clad celebrities. [Bossip]
A history of Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriends. [Starpulse]
What new-ish celebrity couple is house-shopping together? [Cele|bitchy]
Does Anne Hathaway have some sort of weird eating disorder? [Huff Po]
Apparently there's a commemorative 9/11 handbag. WTF. [The Frisky]
Al-Qaeda targets David Letterman (no, seriously). [Bossip]
Tyra Banks has a full-on mustache. [Yeeeah]
Is Sex and the City coming back on air? [theBERRY]
...
I figured today would be as good a day as any to visit Kim through the years, and take one last glimpse of her while she's still a hard-bopping, social singleton. Will you be tuning in to the crazy, worldwide coverage of girlfriend's wedding?
Also. How long do you think these guys are going to stick with this whole marriage bit? Khloe and Lamar have surprised me, staying together as long as they have (but good on those two crazy-asses, sure), and I really think it's only a matter of time ...
Jeremy Piven wants a new movie career. [Starpulse]
Gwyneth Paltrow saved lives on 9/11, now, apparently, too. [The Superficial]
Kate Upton has a new denim line, but all I see is boobs. [theBERRY]
What did Piers Morgan do to make Christine O'Donnell walk off stage? [Bossip]
Tara Reid tweets photos of herself wasted on her honeymoon. So much for rehab. [Cele|bitchy]
Spy Kids 4! [LA Times]
Is that a baby bump, Nicky Hilton? [Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga surfing > Lindsay Lohan surf...
And frankly, she's looking great. Megs was photographed on the set of her latest movie, This is Forty. This is Forty follows a group consisting of my latest dude, Paul Rudd, John Lithgow, Melissa McCarthy, Jason Segel, and Leslie Mann. That's all we really know about it. That, and it's being directed by Judd Apatow and it's probably some kind of Knocked Up spin-off. Sounds like a good crew, especially John Lithgow. I just love that guy, don't you?
Anyway, Megan looks good. Seriously good....
I am just as pleased as pie at the way that Harry Potter is turning out. Finishing the most amazing film series ever captured on, um, film; first movie off the bat is a super creepy-looking horror flick featuring haunted toys; growing up and realizing that alcohol isn't the way, man, and now he's toting around a perfectly lovely young lady as his girlfriend.
He's allegedly been dating the girl since the earlier part of the year, but these are the first photos (well, the first photos that...
If this girl gets any more gorgeous, I just don't know what I'm going to do with myself. I wasn't a Nirvana fan growing up, and the mere thought of Courtney Love makes me want to throw up in my mouth COMPLETELY, so to begin deeply admiring the offspring of the grossest woman in Hollywood and the man that she probably murdered sort of freaks me out a little bit.
These photos are the most recent that've emerged of Frances doing some kind of modeling shoot. And once again, I'm totally taken a...