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Afternoon Delight

photo of hot black and white robert pattinson pictures photos pics RHOBH is airing a suicide special. Classy. [The Superficial] Kanye talks about Wiz Khalifa marrying Amber Rose. [Bitten and Bound] Welcome back, Elisha Cuthbert! Damn! [Starpulse] Tiki Barber's engaged. [Bossip] Britney's Femme Fatale dancers are doing their own thing. [theBERRY] Derek Hough goes shirtless. [Socialite Life] Solange Knowles says cops are racist. [The Blemish] Kim Kardashian's 'Turn It Up' video preview. [Yeeeah] Laura Dern's doing a movie! [Caught on Set...

Is Lindsay Lohan Trying to Get Into Chris Brown’s Pants?

photo of lindsay lohan and chris brown pictures photos I mean, some of you couldn't blame her if she was trying, right? Some of you have really high opinions of what Brown's got going on below the belt, I think. Anyway, according to Lindsay's Twitter: @ChrisBrown killed it. #MTVVMAs Then, a few minutes later, she Tweeted: @ChrisBrown wanna meet? Chris Brown, so far, hasn't responded, but maybe he sent her a direct message featuring his brown Chris. That apparently seals the deal for most women everywhere....

Tom Felton is Totally Da Man

photo of tom felton for da man magazine interview pictures photos pics There's a part of me that just sincerely died because I typed that. Not even because Tom Felton is the lesser-loved of the Harry Potter franchise (I rather like him, to be honest), but because there is a magazine out there called Da Man. Such a sorry state in which we live, friends. Anyway, Tom took the cover of the most recent edition, where he talked about his career, his upbringing, and his future cinematic plans. On how Tom feels about HP finally ending: That’s kind of a strange feeling now that it finally...

Wait, Shia LaBeouf is a Jerk?

photo of shia labeouf pictures photos drunk angry yelling pics From Page Six: Shia LaBeouf was escorted out of the LA opening of The Box nightclub by security Friday night after a confrontation with a pal of shock rocker Marilyn Manson. The “Transformers” star “exchanged terse words with a friend of Manson’s, who lunged over the table at Shia, and Shia lunged back. Security stepped in quickly and broke it up before any punches were thrown,” a source at the party hosted by Belvedere Red told us, adding, “Two security guards led Shia out holding h...

Carson Kressley’s Going to be on Dancing With the Stars, Too!

photo of carson kressley on dancing with the stars pictures photos hot pics queer eye episode photos Well hell. Finally a reason to watch DWTS. Just when I thought I'd have to make up transparent excuses to take peeks at David Arquette's sure-to-be awkward rug-cutting skills, I have a VALID REASON TO WATCH. ... Oh, wait, what? You don't know who Carson Kressley is? Well he's the ultra-fabulous blonde man from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Yes, remember that show? I never really watched it, but I had a little crush on Carson. He was so sweet and funny and dramatic and I just adored him....

Morning Wood

photo of nicki minaj in video pictures photos hot pics J Woww should really do something about that nose of hers, jeez. It looks almost natural. [The Superficial] Somebody cast Amber Rose in a movie? [Bossip] "Someone" is trying to buy the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape. [TMZ] Pregnancy made Kendra feel disgusting. [Starpulse] Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: officially back on? [Lainey Gossip] Best and worst-dressed of the 2011 VMAs. [LA Times] Gerard Butler's hooking up with WHO? [Socialite Life] Lindsay Lohan refu...

Angelina Jolie on the Cover of Vanity Fair

phhotos picslina jolie pictures vanity fair cover photos pics It must really suck to be Angelina Jolie. All of the swanky magazine covers, and all of these adorable kids that follow her around and idolize her, and then you have that man of hers, Brad Pitt, who earns just as much as she does. Ugh. I just couldn't imagine waking up to him morning after morning after morning, could you? Jeez. What a downer. Plus to be so wildly attractive and sought-after for films. What a bleak, awful existence. Angelina was interviewed this time for Vanity Fair, where...

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of david beckham in the ocean with a man showing his ass crack funny butt crack pictures photos pics It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Jon Voight photo: Lauren "Attention MAKE-A-WISH Foundation: I said I wanted to go to ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of matthew fox pictures photos Selena Gomez is angling for a spot in a new vampire movie, apparently. [Starpulse] Kim Kardashian: a never-before-seen clip. [Bossip] LeAnn Rimes looks like something from Labyrinth. Uh, chilly down? [The Superficial] Matthew Fox drunkenly manhandles a woman. [TMZ] Ryan Reynolds photographed on his way to Sandra Bullock's house. [Socialite Life] Let's remember Michael Jackson on his birthday, huh? [theBERRY] Is Jennifer Love Hewitt riding a juvenile? [Cele|bitchy] Sofia Coppola married. [Socialite Life] Meet Amber Heard's girlfriend. [The Frisky] Even Britney Spears doesn't want to swap spit with Lady Gaga. [Popbytes] ...

The New Dancing With the Stars Cast Has Been Leaked. Yay?

photo of dancing with the stars 2011 pictures cast photos I don't know, guys. I was never really into Dancing With the Stars, and I was even more aghast when they asked Kate Gosselin to star on it for a season, so I'm sort of torn as to how I continuously feel about the show. I know it's not going away anytime soon, and I've made my peace with that, but it seems like the execs over there at ABC are trying really, really hard to lure in the under-fifty crowd by including people like Bristol Palin, Kendra Wilkinson, and the majority of the new season's cast. Who, you're wondering? Try these names out for size: Nancy Grace....

Love It or Leave It: Rebecca Black Was at the VMAs

photo of rebecca black at last night's vma awards pictures 2011 photos pics I know I don't really ever have a lot of good to say about Rebecca Black (and I'm still scratching my head as to why she was even at the VMAs last night - she's neither owned by MTV nor producing, you know, anything that people are seriously going to continue buying), and I know this. But young, small Rebecca Black looked really good at the awards show last night. She looked, dare I say it, classier than most of her peers did. The shoes? I want them. The shorts? I'd wear them. On the whole, it was a win...

Last Night’s Amy Winehouse Tribute Was Almost Insulting

I mean, don't get me wrong ... It was nice and all, but I thought that the applause wasn't nearly as raucous as it should be after the Tony Bennett duet, Russell Brand over-casually rushed his "heartfelt" Amy Winehouse speech, and Bruno Mars, really? They couldn't have picked a different artist, someone, like, with timeless lasting power to vocally salute the late Amy Winehouse? On the whole, I'm disappointed. The possibilities for something like this were endless, and yet we end up with something that's almost an afterthought. I know Amy wasn't as important to everyone around the world as she was to me, but she was innovative, unique, and above all, TRULY TALENTED - which is more than I can say for most of the entertainers at last night's VMAs. Consider me bugged. /> I mean, don't get me wrong ... It was nice and all, but I thought that the applause wasn't nearly as raucous as it should be after the Tony Bennett duet, Russell Brand over-casually rushed his "heartfelt" Amy Winehouse speech, and Bruno Mars, really? They couldn't have picked a different artist, someone, like, with timeless lasting power to vocally salute the late Amy Winehouse? On the whole, I'm disappointed. The possibilities for something like this were endless, and yet we end up with som...