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Hey, How Do We Like Snooki’s New Tattoo?

photo of snooki tattoo pictures photos pics What, you didn't know that trashy-chic is the hot fashion statement for Fall 2011? Because damn, if it is, Snooki here's got this business on lockdown. What the hell is that, anyway? A crown? Over a heart? With feet? Is it the Shore version of the Irish Claddagh ring? You guys actually think this is going to be something she's going to be happy with having when she's fifty-some years old? Oh. Right. Yeah, you're probably right. No, I can't see Snooki ever outgrowing her obnoxious, loud-as...

Morning Wood

photo of skinny gross lindsay lohan at fashion week pictures photos pics Amy Winehouse's dad blames who for her death? [TMZ] Kat Von D goes BALD! [The Superficial] Moments on Degrassi that you've never seen. [Bossip] The top 10 Miss Universe bikini photos. [Starpulse] Did Rachel Weisz get some "work" done? [Lainey Gossip] Pippa Middleton gives Prince Harry a piece of her, um, mind. [Socialite Life] I'm not sure why people are still so excited about Lindsay Lohan. [Yeeeah] Pearl Jam does a documentary. [LA Times] So that's where your face came from. [the...

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of jeremy piven funny face caption this pictures photos pics It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Alexander Skarsgard photo: James "Grandpa, I get that he's your son and my dad and...

Vanessa Hudgens Lands a Role in a Real Movie

photo of vanessa hudgens pictures photos  fashion week pics No, seriously, nothing like Sucker Punch or High School Musical - this movie has real actors in it like John Cusack (love love love) and Nicolas Cage (how this man is even allowed to act anymore, what with all of his weird drama is beyond me). The movie's called The Frozen Ground, and it's based on the true story of Alaskan serial killer Robert Hansen, who will be played by Cusack. From Deadline: Pic is based on true events surrounding Alaska’s most notorious serial predator, Robert Hansen. Cusack is playin...

Armani Chose Rihanna to Model Their Underwear

photo of rihanna pictures armani photos panties pics Rihanna? Why Rihanna? And why would they allow Rihanna to pose in their panties wearing that hair? SHE LOOKS LIKE A PUMPKIN, FFS. I have positively no doubts that Armani could have afforded some kind of natural-looking weave or even a damned wig from the stock room of Spencer's Gifts (is that frigging place even open anymore?) and it would have looked oodles better than this ... catastrophe. I can't even appreciate the fine body that Rihanna obviously has because I'm too damned busy gawking...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot emma watson exercising pictures photos pics If this is what's considered "curvy" now, I'm just done. [The Superficial] Beyonce is officially four months pregnant. [Bossip] Oh EMMA WATSON what have you DONE? [Starpulse] Beyonce brings on the tears with 9/11 tribute video. [theBERRY] Courtney Love looks not dead at Fashion Week. [Socialite Life] Roddy Piper's been wrestling with a broken neck. [TMZ] 14 weird pregnancy cravings of celebrities. [The Frisky] True Blood finale recap - what did you think? [Cele|bitchy] Dangerous man-curves ahead. [Socialite Life] Lady Gaga will be present for New Years' Eve. [Popbytes] Will Brad Pitt win an Osc...

WOO AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS A NEW VIDEO, RAWKERS

Sorry, that was the best I could do in hiding my general disdain and distaste for Avril Lavigne. I didn't like her back when Sk8er Boi was cool, and I didn't like her when she married Deryck Whibley, and I don't like her now that she's still hanging on to her Sk8er Boi-theme and dating Brody Jenner, or pinching her ex-husband's penis through his Speedo on rented yachts or whatever she's doing lately. Go away, Avril, seriously. Your Batboy face, excessive eyeliner, and poorly-autotuned yodely voice have been way over for awhile. /> Sorry, that was the best I could do in hiding my general disdain and distaste for Avril Lavigne. I didn't like her back when Sk8er Boi was cool, and I didn't like her when she married Deryck Whibley, and I don't like her now that she's still hanging on to her Sk8er Boi-theme and dating Brody Jenner, or pinching her ex-husband's penis through his Speedo on rented yachts or whatever she's doing lately. Go away, Avril, seriously. Your Batboy face, excessive eyeliner, and poorly-autotuned yodely voice have been way over for awhile. ...

The Latest on the Dark Knight Rises

See that up there? That's video of production of the Dark Knight Rises. Cool, huh? I know there's a lot of you guys out there who are positively nuts about this movie, so I tried to get everything together all in one little neat package for you to check out today. But what I really want to talk about is Christian Bale in the role of Batman. Appropriate? If not, who should be playing this new, updated Batman? Personally, I'm not a big Christian Bale fan. As far as I'm concerned, he's the same in every role. My husband thinks Bale is the best Batman yet, but I don't know, guys. I just don't think so. These are some trying times, and I think it's imperative that we make GOOD decisions in everything we do, you know? So we've already kind of talked about the interesting choice of Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle/Catwoman, so now have your say - who's your favorite Batman?
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[gallery columns="2"] /> See that up there? That's video of production of the Dark Knight Rises. Cool, huh? I know there's a lot of you guys out there who are positively nuts about this movie, so I tried to get everything together all in one little neat package for you to check out today. But what I really want to talk about is Christian Bale in the role of Batman. Appropriate? If not, who should be playing this new, updated Batman? Personally, I'm not a big Christian Bale fan. As far as I'm concerned, he's the same in e...

Love It or Leave It: Of Course It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt, Silly

photo of jennifer love hewitt at nyc fashion week pictures photos Yep. So this is what my girl Jennifer Love Hewitt wore to NYC's Fashion Week. Of course I love it. I mean, this woman could start wearing burlap bags, I wouldn't take any fashion advice from her, but I would offer to rub salve on the areas that happened to be chafed by the bristly, uncomfortable burlap fiber. I'm kind like that, in case you guys didn't know. In all seriousness, though, her hair is probably the best I've seen it. It's the right length, the right color, it frames her face j...

Demi Moore Tweets Semi-Nudes

photo of nude demi moore pictures photos pics Am I the only one kind of concerned by the pointiness of those shoulder bones? And those of her back? If she loses any weight - like, at all - she's going to look all ridgy like a chameleon. Mm. Hot. Also, I must be in some kind of fog today, because I read the captions on the photos I received from the photo agency as Demi Lovato, and I was all like "Yeah. NOT." Here's another photo of Demi Moore looking like Ali Lohan. Just, you know, without that coveted "European" thing. And boo...

Morning Wood

photo of blake lively pictures photos hot pics A cacophony of Teen Mom breast implants. [The Superficial] TIFF photos that you should probably check out. [Lainey Gossip] Swizz Beatz already stepping out on Alicia Keys? [Bossip] 39-year-old Spartacus star dies. [Starpulse] BEST PHOTO I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR. [theBERRY] Could Gerard Butler lose any more weight? [Cele|bitchy] Rihanna rocking normal hair. [INFDaily] Gross: a Contagion billboard grown from actual bacteria. [The Frisky] Kim Zolciak's tie to a child molester. [Amy Grindhouse] Amazing photos of an amazing Brad Pitt arriving at a movie conference. [ICYDK] OK, Megan Fox - you're be...

Afternoon Delight

photo of kate winslet pictures photos Mel Gibson gets to make Jewish movie? [The Superficial] Rachel Zoe cried over having a boy. [Cele|bitchy] Contagion review. [Starpulse] The "Sexy Chocolate Hall of Fame." [Bossip] Because you need to know who Paz Vega is. [Socialite Life] Why yes she DID wear stained sweatpants out in public. [The Blemish] Kate Winslet: mom of the year? [OMGBlog] Kim Kardashian's riding her psoriasis to the bank. [Popbytes] Exclusive Pan Am stills. [Caught on Set] John Travolta finally gave up on the hair plugs. [Lainey Gossip] Charlize Theron in Young Adult looks AMAZING. [The Frisky] Suri Cruise running aroun...