Megan Fox was real serious about not showing her boobs anymore. [The Superficial]
Brandi Glanville wrote a book called 'Drinking and Tweeting', and LeAnn Rimes is already thinking of writing a book called 'Tweeting and Drinking'. [Amy Grindhouse]
Gwyneth Paltrow could eat a guy under the table, and yes, it's as wrong as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]
More on Justin Bieber's balls. [Starpulse]
Tom Cruise is letting his moobs go. [Cele|bitchy]
Who put out the year's best album? [Huff Po]
...
If you guys didn't already know, Tina and Amy are hosting this year's Golden Globe Awards, a show that's been doing it's thing for seventy seasons, and while the promo isn't exactly the greatest, I'm completely on board with Amy and Tina being chosen as this year's hosts. I think there's some pretty funny shit in store for us to behold.
Here's a list of nominees, by the way---my personal selections are in bold:
BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a. ARGO
b. DJANGO UNCHAINED
c. LIFE OF PI
d. LINCOLN
e. ZERO DARK THIRTY
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a. Jessica Chastain, ZERO DARK THIRTY
b. Marion Cotillard, RUST AND BONE
c. Helen Mirren, HITCHCOCK
d. Naomi Watts, THE IMPOSSIBLE
e. Rachel Weisz, THE DEEP BLUE SEA
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a. Daniel Day-Lewis, LINCOLN
b. Richard Gere, ARBITRAGE
c. John Hawkes, THE SESSIONS
d. Joaquin Phoenix, THE MASTER
e. Denzel Washington, FLIGHT
BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL ?
b. LES MISERABLES
c. MOONRISE KINGDOM
d. SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN
e. SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. Emily Blunt, SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN
b. Judi Dench, THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL
c. Jennifer Lawrence, SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
d. Maggie Smith, QUARTET
e. Meryl Streep, HOPE SPRINGS
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. Jack Black, BERNIE
b. Bradley Cooper, SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
c. Hugh Jackman, LES MISERABLES
d. Ewan McGregor, SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN
e. Bill Murray, HYDE PARK ON HUDSON
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
a. BRAVE
b. FRANKENWEENIE
c. HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA
d. RISE OF THE GUARDIANS
e. WRECK-IT RALPH
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
a. AMOUR (AUSTRIA)
b. A ROYAL AFFAIR (DENMARK)
c. THE INTOUCHABLES (FRANCE)
d. KON-TIKI (NORWAY/UK/DENMARK)
e. RUST AND BONE (FRANCE)
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
a. Amy Adams, THE MASTER
b. Sally Field, LINCOLN
c. Anne Hathaway, LES MISERABLES
d. Helen Hunt, THE SESSIONS
e. Nicole Kidman, THE PAPERBOY
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
a. Alan Arkin, ARGO
b. Leonardo DiCaprio, DJANGO UNCHAINED
c. Philip Seymour Hoffman, THE MASTER
d. Tommy Lee Jones, LINCOLN
e. Christoph Waltz, DJANGO UNCHAINED
BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE
a. Ben Affleck, ARGO
b. Kathryn Bigelow, ZERO DARK THIRTY
c. Ang Lee, LIFE OF PI
d. Steven Spielberg, LINCOLN
e. Quentin Tarantino, DJANGO UNCHAINED
BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE
a. Mark Boal, ZERO DARK THIRTY
b. Tony Kushner, LINCOLN
c. David O. Russell, SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
d. Quentin Tarantino, DJANGO UNCHAINED
e. Chris Terrio, ARGO
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE
a. Mychael Danna, LIFE OF PI
b. Alexandre Desplat, ARGO
c. Dario Marianelli, ANNA KARENINA
d. Tom Tykwer, CLOUD ATLAS
e. John Williams, LINCOLN
BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE
a. “FOR YOU” — ACT OF VALOR
b. “NOT RUNNING ANYMORE”—STAND UP GUYS
c. “SAFE & SOUND” — THE HUNGER GAMES
d. “SKYFALL”—SKYFALL
e. “SUDDENLY” — LES MISERABLES
BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
a. BREAKING BAD
b. BOARDWALK EMPIRE
c. DOWNTON ABBEY: SEASON 2
d. HOMELAND
e. THE NEWSROOM
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
a. Connie Britton, NASHVILLE
b. Glenn Close, DAMAGES
c. Claire Danes, HOMELAND
d. Michelle Dockery, DOWNTON ABBEY: SEASON 2
e. Julianna Margulies, THE GOOD WIFE
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
a. Steve Buscemi, BOARDWALK EMPIRE
b. Bryan Cranston, BREAKING BAD
c. Jeff Daniels, THE NEWSROOM
d. Jon Hamm, MAD MEN
e. Damian Lewis, HOMELAND
BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. THE BIG BANG THEORY
b. EPISODES
c. GIRLS
d. MODERN FAMILY
e. SMASH
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. Zooey Deshanel, NEW GIRL
b. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, VEEP
c. Lena Dunham, GIRLS
d. Tina Fey, 30 ROCK
e. Amy Poehler, PARKS AND RECREATION
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. Alec Baldwin, 30 ROCK
b. Don Cheadle, HOUSE OF LIES
c. Louis C.K., LOUIE
d. Matt LeBlanc, EPISODES
e. Jim Parsons, THE BIG BANG THEORY
BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. GAME CHANGE
b. THE GIRL
c. HATFIELDS & MCCOYS
d. THE HOUR
e. POLITICAL ANIMALS
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. Nicole Kidman, HEMINGWAY & GELLHORN
b. Jessica Lange, AMERICAN HORROR STORY: ASYLUM
c. Sienna Miller, THE GIRL
d. Julianne Moore, GAME CHANGE
e. Sigourney Weaver, POLITICAL ANIMALS
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. Kevin Costner, HATFIELDS & MCCOYS
b. Benedict Cumberbatch, SHERLOCK (MASTERPIECE)
c. Woody Harrelson, GAME CHANGE
d. Toby Jones, THE GIRL
e. Clive Owen, HEMINGWAY & GELLHORN
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. Hayden Panettiere, NASHVILLE
b. Archie Panjabi, THE GOOD WIFE
c. Sarah Paulson, GAME CHANGE
d. Maggie Smith, DOWNTON ABBEY: SEASON 2
e. Sofia Vergara, MODERN FAMILY
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. Max Greenfield, NEW GIRL
b. Ed Harris, GAME CHANGE
c. Danny Huston, MAGIC CITY
d. Mandy Patinkin, HOMELAND
e. Eric Stonestreet, MODERN FAMILY
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If you guys didn't already know, Tina and Amy are hosting this year's Golden Globe Awards, a show that's been doing it's thing for seventy seasons, and while the promo isn't exactly the greatest, I'm completely on board with Amy and Tina being chosen as this year's hosts. I think there's some pretty funny shit in store for us to behold.
Here's a list of nominees, by the way---my personal selections are in bold:
BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a. ARGO
b. DJANGO UNCHAINED
c. LIFE OF PI
...
So this is the song that's supposed to be about John Mayer, and if you watch the video closely, you'll see little indicators that it's just got to be about him. The Montana-looking mountains that John Mayer ran away to in order to center himself and work out his maturity issues and write new music and think up ways to bed a new A-list chick? They're there. The quasi-Johnny Depp-wannabe outfit that the video boyfriend is wearing? John Mayer totally went through that phase.
Also, is this Taylor's attempt at really trying to be a crossover artist from contemporary country to digitized, poppy club music? Because I think, if I absolutely had to choose, I'd go for corn grits and sunshine Taylor rather than dubstep in a sticky club Taylor. No thank you.
The best part of the video is probably watching "John Mayer" get his ass kicked by the pool table. The rest of it? Well. Unless you really like Taylor Swift, or this song, it's kind of unwatchable. />
So this is the song that's supposed to be about John Mayer, and if you watch the video closely, you'll see little indicators that it's just got to be about him. The Montana-looking mountains that John Mayer ran away to in order to center himself and work out his maturity issues and write new music and think up ways to bed a new A-list chick? They're there. The quasi-Johnny Depp-wannabe outfit that the video boyfriend is wearing? John Mayer totally went through that phase.
Also, is this Taylo...
Wait ... are we sure this is about Lindsay Lohan and not Amanda Bynes? Because Lindsay Lohan really, really understands the price of things today, guys---especially since she can't afford rent or the monthly payment on her storage unit, and I don't think she'd be tearing her hair out at the roots if she knew that she'd have to go and replace it in the end.
Anyway, word has it that Lindsay Lohan is really starting to melt down, and the Enquirer (yeah, I know, but still---I never post this shit and...
Wow, this is daring, huh? This is what Kristen Stewart wore to the New York premiere of 'On the Road', and I don't know about New York City, but it was twenty-eight degrees here last night. I'm actually completely digging on the outfit (and oh my God those shoes---those shoes!), but isn't it a little chilly to be romping around in something that's really just 40's swimwear with a mesh overlay?
The dress is by Erdem, and a lot of stuff in his current collection is gauzy and see-through and la...
Jennifer Aniston raised eyebrows at her engagement party with fiance Justin Theroux, 41, last Sunday, when she passed up on the chance to enjoy her favourite alcoholic drinks and stayed well away from the raw fish on the giant sushi platter. The actress has also cleared some of her work for next year from her schedule.
And now these pictures of Jen wrapped up in bulky clothes have emerged, many people Stateside believe she’ll be making an announcement any day now. At 43, Jen’s biological clock has been ticking louder and she will finally catchup with her old Friends Courteney Cox,48, who has an eight year old daughter, Coco, and Lisa Kudrow, 49, who has a 14-year-old son, Julian.
Jen and Justin are due to marry at the end of the year after getting engaged in August, so any potential addition can only be an added bonus.
A source said: “Jen loves a party, so it was definitely noticed at her engagement event that she was only on water. People have also been commenting on her changing her work plans for the foreseeable future – she said it was to concentrate on planning the wedding and to be closer Justin, but now it’s being suggested it’s to make way for a baby. It would be a fantastic piece of news for the couple to end the year on – she seems so happy recently.”
Jennifer pulled out of her involvement in the film Getting Rid of Matthew last month and now it’s been reported that she no longer will be appearing in Miss You Already, which was due to be filmed in London.
Jennifer has previously said she can’t wait to be a mum: “I’ll be singing from the mountain top. Let me have the moment where I get to say, yes, in fact, I’m having a baby. I just want to say, “Everybody, relax! It’s going to happen”."
Alright, you guys. Is this special lady pregnant or not? Because really, putting any and all negative personal feelings about Jennifer Aniston aside, don't you think it would be a pretty nice thing for her to finally have that baby she's always wanted? Wouldn't that make you feel like the world is kind of complete all at once? I know even in the cold, pitted cockles of my heart, I'd smile. Even just a little bit and if it were just because the baby ended up with Justin Theroux's Botox brow.
From the Mirror:
Jennifer Aniston raised eyebrows at her engagement party with fiance Justin Theroux, 41, last Sunday, when she passed up on the chance to enjoy her favourite alcoholic drinks and stayed well away from the raw fish on the giant sushi platter. The actress has also cleared some of her work for next year from her schedule.
And now these pictures of Jen wrapped up in bulky clothes have emerged, many people Stateside believe she’ll be making an announcement any day now. At 43, Jen...
And doesn't she look so completely with it, too? My oh my.
So, ironically enough, LeAnn went to the fourth anniversary of the NoH8 campaign, which was held in Hollywood last night, and this is the outfit she wore. Little did she know, another friend by the name of Nippy McNipperson had also come along to party, but then again, she wouldn't have known because in all of the photos, she looks like this---otherwise known as "oblivious":
Even better, later in the night, she ended up looking...
It almost destroys me to compliment Cameron Diaz, because generally, Cameron Diaz can do no right in my eyes, but this is ... OK, this is hard. This is going to hurt, and this is going to cause some lasting side-effects, but it's got to be said anyway: Cameron Diaz looks great in this picture. I'm talking great as in "pretty wonderful" and "simply lovely," and honestly, if you know the history between Cammy and I, you'd know how much it pains me to take something she's done, or worn, or said ....
Ready, set, go: what's the funniest thing about this Lil' Kim holiday promo? There's going to be a quiz at the end, so don't say I didn't warn you.
I've got a few suggestions, myself---
#1: The fact that Kim thinks we're stupid (or blind) enough to believe that this is what her face really looks like in 2012. See, because no, girl. This is what Lil' Kim looks like in 2012:
But you know what? Here's some information that just might help clear things up---this was the accompanying t...
In case you guys didn't know, John Mayer and Katy Perry are dating. Did you know that? Because they are. But prior to last night, the only times they were seen together in public were on illicit dates, but something special must have happened and now? Well. Now they know their love is real. See, now that they're showing up on the red carpet together---meaning they've crossed the blurry lines between creepy, only-in-it-for-the-sex couple to full-blown wannabe-A-list business---they're making it their b...
In the video, which was from last night's 12-12-12 Sandy benefit, Kristen throws a bunch of hurricane statistics at us and then stammers through what was sure to be a pre-scripted speech, but on the whole, she delivered it well, and you could (kind of) tell that the event and its aftermath was something that affected her---if not on a personal level, then on an emotional one.
Kristen appears at the 2:25 mark---what do you guys think, genuine or put-on? />
In the video, which was from last night's 12-12-12 Sandy benefit, Kristen throws a bunch of hurricane statistics at us and then stammers through what was sure to be a pre-scripted speech, but on the whole, she delivered it well, and you could (kind of) tell that the event and its aftermath was something that affected her---if not on a personal level, then on an emotional one.
Kristen appears at the 2:25 mark---what do you guys think, genuine or put-on?...
Did you guys watch the 12-12-12 concert last night? I didn't. I was on a cross-country flight with no internet access (I hate you for missing my flight, GoGo) and I thought I was going to die anyway. Probably right around the time that Kanye was fannying around in his girlfriend's leather skirt while performing at the aforementioned concert, actually.
See, my plane hit some pretty wicked turbulence about an hour before arrival, and I had visions of tombstones dancing in my head---along wit...
Megan Fox was real serious about not showing her boobs anymore. [The Superficial]
Brandi Glanville wrote a book called 'Drinking and Tweeting', and LeAnn Rimes is already thinking of writing a book called 'Tweeting and Drinking'. [Amy Grindhouse]
Gwyneth Paltrow could eat a guy under the table, and yes, it's as wrong as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]
More on Justin Bieber's balls. [Starpulse]
Tom Cruise is letting his moobs go. [Cele|bitchy]
Who put out the year's best album? [Huff Po]
...
Wait ... are we sure this is about Lindsay Lohan and not Amanda Bynes? Because Lindsay Lohan really, really understands the price of things today, guys---especially since she can't afford rent or the monthly payment on her storage unit, and I don't think she'd be tearing her hair out at the roots if she knew that she'd have to go and replace it in the end.
Anyway, word has it that Lindsay Lohan is really starting to melt down, and the Enquirer (yeah, I know, but still---I never post this shit and...
Wow, this is daring, huh? This is what Kristen Stewart wore to the New York premiere of 'On the Road', and I don't know about New York City, but it was twenty-eight degrees here last night. I'm actually completely digging on the outfit (and oh my God those shoes---those shoes!), but isn't it a little chilly to be romping around in something that's really just 40's swimwear with a mesh overlay?
The dress is by Erdem, and a lot of stuff in his current collection is gauzy and see-through and la...
From the Mirror:
Jennifer Aniston raised eyebrows at her engagement party with fiance Justin Theroux, 41, last Sunday, when she passed up on the chance to enjoy her favourite alcoholic drinks and stayed well away from the raw fish on the giant sushi platter. The actress has also cleared some of her work for next year from her schedule.
And now these pictures of Jen wrapped up in bulky clothes have emerged, many people Stateside believe she’ll be making an announcement any day now. At 43, Jen...
And doesn't she look so completely with it, too? My oh my.
So, ironically enough, LeAnn went to the fourth anniversary of the NoH8 campaign, which was held in Hollywood last night, and this is the outfit she wore. Little did she know, another friend by the name of Nippy McNipperson had also come along to party, but then again, she wouldn't have known because in all of the photos, she looks like this---otherwise known as "oblivious":
Even better, later in the night, she ended up looking...
It almost destroys me to compliment Cameron Diaz, because generally, Cameron Diaz can do no right in my eyes, but this is ... OK, this is hard. This is going to hurt, and this is going to cause some lasting side-effects, but it's got to be said anyway: Cameron Diaz looks great in this picture. I'm talking great as in "pretty wonderful" and "simply lovely," and honestly, if you know the history between Cammy and I, you'd know how much it pains me to take something she's done, or worn, or said ....
Ready, set, go: what's the funniest thing about this Lil' Kim holiday promo? There's going to be a quiz at the end, so don't say I didn't warn you.
I've got a few suggestions, myself---
#1: The fact that Kim thinks we're stupid (or blind) enough to believe that this is what her face really looks like in 2012. See, because no, girl. This is what Lil' Kim looks like in 2012:
But you know what? Here's some information that just might help clear things up---this was the accompanying t...
In case you guys didn't know, John Mayer and Katy Perry are dating. Did you know that? Because they are. But prior to last night, the only times they were seen together in public were on illicit dates, but something special must have happened and now? Well. Now they know their love is real. See, now that they're showing up on the red carpet together---meaning they've crossed the blurry lines between creepy, only-in-it-for-the-sex couple to full-blown wannabe-A-list business---they're making it their b...
Did you guys watch the 12-12-12 concert last night? I didn't. I was on a cross-country flight with no internet access (I hate you for missing my flight, GoGo) and I thought I was going to die anyway. Probably right around the time that Kanye was fannying around in his girlfriend's leather skirt while performing at the aforementioned concert, actually.
See, my plane hit some pretty wicked turbulence about an hour before arrival, and I had visions of tombstones dancing in my head---along wit...