Go figure. I mean, it's not as if I'd expect the Germanotta looks to run in the Evans family, or the Capriotti family, so it's sort of a given, but hey. It's a conversation point, huh?
From Teen Vogue:
... If fans are hoping for Gaga II or the anti-Gaga, it's clear, within two seconds of meeting her, that Natali's not interested in playing the part of either. When she arrives at the Teen Vogue offices, her look is neither sensible-cousin-trapped-in-the-Addams-family nor over-the-top fashion freak: Her hair is in a slicked-bac...
Here's some photos of Rihanna showing off her ample bum on a hotel balcony in Rio de Janiero. She hasn't been doing much lately other than hanging out in destination vacation hotspots, and we've, of course, all seen her naked and nude and all sorts of Photoshopped with pretend shorts on, so there's really no reason to continue the constant barrage of half-nude photos. Or, I don't know, is there? Do we still love Rihanna enough to want to see the parade of "look-at-my-body" pictures?
Whatever. At least the hair's better.
[gallery columns="5"]...
Somebody agreed to marry this guy. LOL [The Superficial]
George Clooney, explained. [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce talks about the baby. [Bossip]
Who went home on Dancing With the Stars? [Starpulse]
And now she moves on to Steven Tyler. [TMZ]
Anna Faris's boob job. [The Blemish]
The return of Modern Family. [theBERRY]
Celebrities in cowboy hats. [Pajiba]
Ryan Gosling's big, dark secret. [Huff Po]
More photos of Gangster Squad. [Socialite Life]
Is Kim Kardashian a "beautiful hobbit"? [INFDaily]
Minka Kelly was sexua...
But it works regardless. Kelly appeared on last night's Leno, performing her latest single, 'Mr. Know-It-All', off her latest album, Stronger. Either way, it's nice to see that there still are some real pop singers left in the world who don't rely on weird, electro-autotune to give them the edge over their pretty-limited competition. I may not really dig your kind of music, Kelly, but I do love you!
Are there still any big Kelly fans out there?
Here's the video for Kelly's 'Miss Independent,' circa 2003, if you forgot she wrote that one (I, for one, did not).
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But it works regardless. Kelly appeared on last night's Leno, performing her latest single, 'Mr. Know-It-All', off her latest album, Stronger. Either way, it's nice to see that there still are some real pop singers left in the world who don't rely on weird, electro-autotune to give them the edge over their pretty-limited competition. I may not really dig your kind of music, Kelly, but I do love you!
Are there still any big Kelly fans out there?
Here's the video for Kelly's 'Miss Independent,'...
The photo's caption, yanked from Lenny's Twitter?:
"The only person in the world that calls me Leonard."
LOL. Of course it'd be her. And what, pray tell, do you think they're drinking? And what are they drinking? Is that another bottle of fine, aged, gilded angel piss to delicately imbibe upon? If it is, Lenny, you better put your pinky up, bitch. I'm flat-out scared for you if you don't....
“They said, ‘Oh, she’s the Maxim cover girl,’ which I get. But I’m just like, I’m sorry — you can put yourself in a box, I just refuse to let you put me in one, too. My thing is, forget what my background is. They’re trying to reduce it to, ‘You can’t be on the cover of Maxim and you can’t be pretty and also be smart and funny. You’re only getting by on your looks.’ Tina Fey, who had her book come out recently and they did a 30 Rock episode about my hiring at The Dai...
Is there any real secret behind Leonardo DiCaprio's success as one of the biggest actors in recent film history? Well, as far as I'm concerned, no. He's just chosen for/chooses good films. Does that make him an amazing, unrivaled actor? Well, no. I think it's more than he's been around, transcended the child-star thing, and has maintained longevity in big-name films.
But you've got to admit, these films do him well.
Also, that's it. I've had it for today. There's some big, creepy guy in a trucker hat drinking his coffee and sitting directly across from me in the lobby drinking his coffee when he could be sitting sixty feet to my left in the little cafe/eatery area WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING COFFEE. And he's staring at me. And he needs a shower.
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Is there any real secret behind Leonardo DiCaprio's success as one of the biggest actors in recent film history? Well, as far as I'm concerned, no. He's just chosen for/chooses good films. Does that make him an amazing, unrivaled actor? Well, no. I think it's more than he's been around, transcended the child-star thing, and has maintained longevity in big-name films.
But you've got to admit, these films do him well.
Also, that's it. I've had it for today. There's some big, creepy guy...
I know I said it last time, but doesn't this movie just look great? The plotline is rather predictable, but the imagery is creepy and it's got Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig in it. A horror movie doesn't get a whole lot better, unless, of course, it stars Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall. I say this because I wrote most of today's posts in the creepy twilight of an empty hotel room lobby because my room's wifi is just super. I've been up for hours, and do you know how creepy hotel room lobbies are at 4 AM anyhow?
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I know I said it last time, but doesn't this movie just look great? The plotline is rather predictable, but the imagery is creepy and it's got Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig in it. A horror movie doesn't get a whole lot better, unless, of course, it stars Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall. I say this because I wrote most of today's posts in the creepy twilight of an empty hotel room lobby because my room's wifi is just super. I've been up for hours, and do you know how creepy hotel room lobbies are at 4 AM anyhow?
...
“I often dream of quitting acting. Walking away and becoming a laundress or a sous chef or maybe writing other people’s love letters for a living. ... Clearly, I don’t like to be in charge. And thinking of quitting is just keeping going in disguise. When you have options, anything is bearable. It’s when a situation is inescapable that it becomes hell. It seems to me that as soon as you get good at something, it is a sure sign that it is about to walk out of your life because it ceases...
Are those geometric shapes, math fans? Because in case you couldn't tell - and, of course, if I'm wrong - math is definitely not my forte. No sir, never has been. Geometry, actually, was around the time that my math skills began failing me, and that was my sophomore year of high school. Embarrassing, right? I mean, I couldn't even tell which angle to get the measurements from on a circle.
I suppose on the whole, it doesn't really matter. Who cares* about the specifics of shapes when you've...
Oh LeAnn Rimes. We've told you, and we've told you, and we've told you again. Girl, you've gotta eat something. JUST WATER DOES NOT COUNT FOR CALORIES. I think it's super and stuff that you're working so hard to be healthy, but exercising and burning off *nothing* is only going to make you look like, well .. this. And that is just no good, friend. Eat a cookie or something. For real this time, OK? ...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jeremy Piven photo: CeCe
"Bill Cosby impersonation."
First runner-up: Esmerelda...
Go figure. I mean, it's not as if I'd expect the Germanotta looks to run in the Evans family, or the Capriotti family, so it's sort of a given, but hey. It's a conversation point, huh?
From Teen Vogue:
... If fans are hoping for Gaga II or the anti-Gaga, it's clear, within two seconds of meeting her, that Natali's not interested in playing the part of either. When she arrives at the Teen Vogue offices, her look is neither sensible-cousin-trapped-in-the-Addams-family nor over-the-top fashion freak: Her hair is in a slicked-bac...
Here's some photos of Rihanna showing off her ample bum on a hotel balcony in Rio de Janiero. She hasn't been doing much lately other than hanging out in destination vacation hotspots, and we've, of course, all seen her naked and nude and all sorts of Photoshopped with pretend shorts on, so there's really no reason to continue the constant barrage of half-nude photos. Or, I don't know, is there? Do we still love Rihanna enough to want to see the parade of "look-at-my-body" pictures?
Whatever. At least the hair's better.
[gallery columns="5"]...
Somebody agreed to marry this guy. LOL [The Superficial]
George Clooney, explained. [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce talks about the baby. [Bossip]
Who went home on Dancing With the Stars? [Starpulse]
And now she moves on to Steven Tyler. [TMZ]
Anna Faris's boob job. [The Blemish]
The return of Modern Family. [theBERRY]
Celebrities in cowboy hats. [Pajiba]
Ryan Gosling's big, dark secret. [Huff Po]
More photos of Gangster Squad. [Socialite Life]
Is Kim Kardashian a "beautiful hobbit"? [INFDaily]
Minka Kelly was sexua...
The photo's caption, yanked from Lenny's Twitter?:
"The only person in the world that calls me Leonard."
LOL. Of course it'd be her. And what, pray tell, do you think they're drinking? And what are they drinking? Is that another bottle of fine, aged, gilded angel piss to delicately imbibe upon? If it is, Lenny, you better put your pinky up, bitch. I'm flat-out scared for you if you don't....
“They said, ‘Oh, she’s the Maxim cover girl,’ which I get. But I’m just like, I’m sorry — you can put yourself in a box, I just refuse to let you put me in one, too. My thing is, forget what my background is. They’re trying to reduce it to, ‘You can’t be on the cover of Maxim and you can’t be pretty and also be smart and funny. You’re only getting by on your looks.’ Tina Fey, who had her book come out recently and they did a 30 Rock episode about my hiring at The Dai...
“I often dream of quitting acting. Walking away and becoming a laundress or a sous chef or maybe writing other people’s love letters for a living. ... Clearly, I don’t like to be in charge. And thinking of quitting is just keeping going in disguise. When you have options, anything is bearable. It’s when a situation is inescapable that it becomes hell. It seems to me that as soon as you get good at something, it is a sure sign that it is about to walk out of your life because it ceases...
Are those geometric shapes, math fans? Because in case you couldn't tell - and, of course, if I'm wrong - math is definitely not my forte. No sir, never has been. Geometry, actually, was around the time that my math skills began failing me, and that was my sophomore year of high school. Embarrassing, right? I mean, I couldn't even tell which angle to get the measurements from on a circle.
I suppose on the whole, it doesn't really matter. Who cares* about the specifics of shapes when you've...
Oh LeAnn Rimes. We've told you, and we've told you, and we've told you again. Girl, you've gotta eat something. JUST WATER DOES NOT COUNT FOR CALORIES. I think it's super and stuff that you're working so hard to be healthy, but exercising and burning off *nothing* is only going to make you look like, well .. this. And that is just no good, friend. Eat a cookie or something. For real this time, OK? ...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jeremy Piven photo: CeCe
"Bill Cosby impersonation."
First runner-up: Esmerelda...